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(Daily Mail)   I am secretly tugging on it every night   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 33
    More: Dumbass, Miley Cyrus, pigtails, midriffs, Pharrell Williams, Century City, Fashion Police, Big Sean, Kelly Osbourne  
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2013-08-21 08:40:10 AM  
Tugging on her dad?
 
2013-08-21 08:41:35 AM  
She shocked the world...

Let me stop you there.
 
2013-08-21 08:44:26 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Tugging on her dad?


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2013-08-21 08:45:16 AM  
"'It's called puberty,' Miley said. 'Everyone's done it from the beginning of time. I'm just doing it, so you're zooming in on it and you're fascinated by it.'"

If Miley's going through puberty at 20, then scientists should be the only ones fascinated.
 
2013-08-21 08:47:01 AM  
Purtiest man I ever saw.
 
2013-08-21 08:47:35 AM  

PizzaJedi81: i.chzbgr.com


Like I always have said, even with the baggage I'd still hit that hard enough to send her around the world a few times.

Hell if anything that would make a little hotter, I'd even consider letting him watch.
 
2013-08-21 09:09:42 AM  
She looks good with the pixie cut. Very corruptible.

PizzaJedi81: IdBeCrazyIf: Tugging on her dad?

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THIS
 
2013-08-21 09:24:31 AM  
Miley Cyrus - Smells Like Teen Spirit

It's even worse than you imagine
 
2013-08-21 10:04:02 AM  

Today is Hayden Pantyair's 24th birthday. I wonder if she's gone through puberty yet.

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2013-08-21 10:22:46 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Today is Hayden Pantyair's 24th birthday. I wonder if she's gone through puberty yet.


I'm guessing Klitschko's hung like a beer can. Not sure if I'd want those sloppy seconds.
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/Hot like Panettiere's derriere
 
2013-08-21 10:25:12 AM  

Two Dogs Farking: Wellon Dowd: Today is Hayden Pantyair's 24th birthday. I wonder if she's gone through puberty yet.

I'm guessing Klitschko's hung like a beer can. Not sure if I'd want those sloppy seconds.
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/Hot like Panettiere's derriere


I'll take them, if you're not interested.
 
2013-08-21 10:29:44 AM  
Is she a Farker?
 
2013-08-21 10:45:51 AM  

Cormee: Is she a Farker?


Nudge nudge wink wink, know what I mean?
 
2013-08-21 10:52:25 AM  
Her face is weird. I think her eyes are too close together or something. I can't quite put my finger on it.

/would still put my finger in it
//if ya know what I mean
 
2013-08-21 11:18:32 AM  
Still trying to figure out if Miley is hanging with black girls because they really are her friends or she uses them as fashion accessories.

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2013-08-21 11:22:38 AM  

skinink: Still trying to figure out if Miley is hanging with black girls because they really are her friends or she uses them as fashion accessories.

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As a fan of black girls, why not both?
 
2013-08-21 11:29:20 AM  

devilEther: Miley Cyrus - Smells Like Teen Spirit

It's even worse than you imagine


What would have been even more fun would be quizzing her audience, to see how many knew who originally did that song, and how many thought it was a new Miley Cyrus song.
 
2013-08-21 11:36:06 AM  

skinink: Still trying to figure out if Miley is hanging with black girls because they really are her friends or she uses them as fashion accessories.

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I thought this pic would be better if Miley was holding a chainsaw.
 
2013-08-21 11:41:16 AM  
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"It's like a circle of hot garbage."
 
2013-08-21 11:55:57 AM  
So the publicity stunt/Rhianna rip off of cutting your hair short has worn off?

Why don't you complain about how hard showbiz is again Billy Ray Jr?
 
2013-08-21 12:03:54 PM  
I thought hair extensions were a fairly common thing in that world
 
2013-08-21 12:11:13 PM  

LectertheChef: What would have been even more fun would be quizzing her audience, to see how many knew who originally did that song, and how many thought it was a new Miley Cyrus song.


About the same as (some years back) playing the opening riff to Super Freak, and asking what song it was.  I huge chunk of folks that were asked responded with MC Hammer.
 
2013-08-21 12:16:38 PM  

scotchcrotch: So the publicity stunt/Henry Rollins rip off of cutting your hair short has worn off?


FTFY
 
2013-08-21 02:23:12 PM  
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwblaKmyVw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DwO wblaKmyVw

On a iPod, so no clicky pops, but it's worth a watch.
 
2013-08-21 05:01:58 PM  
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Blondes have more fun?  I think not.
 
2013-08-21 05:59:33 PM  

Spanky McStupid: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 509x667]

Blondes have more fun?  I think not.


I suppose those with gummy smiles have more fun?
 
2013-08-21 06:03:05 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: Wellon Dowd: Today is Hayden Pantyair's 24th birthday. I wonder if she's gone through puberty yet.

I'm guessing Klitschko's hung like a beer can. Not sure if I'd want those sloppy seconds.

/Hot like Panettiere's derriere


Your rendition of that guys junk made me LOL


You win an Internet for that. Caught me off guard.

+1
 
2013-08-21 10:24:41 PM  
Why do some people make growing out their hair is something of a task?  You don't try to grow your hair, you just don't cut it.  Unless of course it has fallen out, in which case you buy a wig.
 
2013-08-22 02:54:44 AM  

midigod: "'It's called puberty,' Miley said. 'Everyone's done it from the beginning of time. I'm just doing it, so you're zooming in on it and you're fascinated by it.'"

If Miley's going through puberty at 20, then scientists should be the only ones fascinated.


Came here to say this. If she'shiatting puberty at 20, it would explain why she also seems to have the intellect of a 12 year old...
 
2013-08-22 08:41:46 AM  

Mikey1969: midigod: "'It's called puberty,' Miley said. 'Everyone's done it from the beginning of time. I'm just doing it, so you're zooming in on it and you're fascinated by it.'"

If Miley's going through puberty at 20, then scientists should be the only ones fascinated.

Came here to say this. If she'shiatting puberty at 20, it would explain why she also seems to have the intellect of a 12 year old...


Mikey1969: midigod: "'It's called puberty,' Miley said. 'Everyone's done it from the beginning of time. I'm just doing it, so you're zooming in on it and you're fascinated by it.'"

If Miley's going through puberty at 20, then scientists should be the only ones fascinated.

Came here to say this. If she'shiatting puberty at 20, it would explain why she also seems to have the intellect of a 12 year old...


I think she is confusing "Puberty" with "Adolescence."  I mean, who hasn't done stupid things when they were in their late teens and early twenties?  Still a stupid thing for her to say, but I am a little more forgiving of it given her (supposed) intent.
 
2013-08-22 09:02:17 AM  

Shadowknight: I think she is confusing "Puberty" with "Adolescence."  I mean, who hasn't done stupid things when they were in their late teens and early twenties?


I have no problem with that part either, it just isn't 'puberty' at this point. Yeah, people do dumb shiat, same thing when they get their panties in a twist over Justin Beiber. What I really can't understand is why they can't go two days around here without a Beiber or Miley Cyrus story, sometimes one of each. Hell, I only clicked on this thing because of Subby's choice of headline.
 
2013-08-22 09:27:04 AM  

Mikey1969: I have no problem with that part either, it just isn't 'puberty' at this point. Yeah, people do dumb shiat, same thing when they get their panties in a twist over Justin Beiber. What I really can't understand is why they can't go two days around here without a Beiber or Miley Cyrus story, sometimes one of each. Hell, I only clicked on this thing because of Subby's choice of headline.


To be fair, the things she does (cut her hair, experiment with legal drugs) are things every kid does and really doesn't hurt anyone.  The things Bieber does ar things that would get anyone else's ass kicked, if they weren't rich, famous, and surrounded by "friends."
 
2013-08-22 09:44:15 AM  

Shadowknight: To be fair, the things she does (cut her hair, experiment with legal drugs) are things every kid does and really doesn't hurt anyone.  The things Bieber does ar things that would get anyone else's ass kicked, if they weren't rich, famous, and surrounded by "friends."


Yeah, I really don't understand everyone twisting their panties over her hair. Big farking deal. Hell, she has even rocked it at times. Other times, it hasn't looked that great on her, but there have been times where the whole looked clicked.

I think both of them do young adult stupid shiat, his is just more douche-y. I still did some dumb stuff in my 20's, and had plenty of friends that did. The reasons we usually didn't get caught weren't because we didn't do dumb shiat, but because:
1. We were sneakier, thus better at it.
2. The internet didn't really exist.
3. Cell phones didn't have cameras.
4. We weren't famous, so we weren't followed by paparazzi everywhere.

Sure, most of Bieber's shiat is more over the top than stuff I did, but the entire planet is different than the stuff I did 15-20 years ago, things change. You're right though, without his buffer zone of money, he'd probably be getting his ass kicked on a regular basis.
 
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