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(The Consumerist)   Just a reminder - Thanksgiving decorations are now on sale at your local supermarket   (consumerist.com) divider line 10
    More: Stupid, Thanksgiving, warehouse clubs, just stop  
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2013-08-21 08:25:20 AM  
3 votes:
Look, my giant Thanksgiving yard display complete with animatronic Pilgrims and corn-planting-action Squanto takes a lot of advance planning.
2013-08-21 09:53:38 AM  
2 votes:
Dear Consumerist,

I was at the local grocery store yesterday, trying to return a bunch of parsley that wilted after seven days in the refrigerator. I was planning on perusing the pool toys section later, in case I needed a new pool noodle, when I discovered that they sold off all of their floatable rafts, and stuck a few turkey statues in their place! After arguing with the manager for half an hour, he gave me some coupons for free croutons. So your readers might want to try that if they see any Thanksgiving decorations in August.

Sincerely,

Sudo
2013-08-21 01:12:23 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah - how is this news or green lit?  Hallmark and a bunch of "Hobby Stores," always release their Xmas/Holiday cards and décor in August!!!  WTF?
2013-08-21 12:27:38 PM  
1 votes:
Thanksgiving already?

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2013-08-21 10:50:55 AM  
1 votes:
Gobble, Gobble, Motherfarker!

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2013-08-21 09:40:47 AM  
1 votes:
One would assume a Consumerist reader would eventually get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from the perpetual pearl-clutching.
2013-08-21 09:34:01 AM  
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: What do you think people would've said 30 years ago if you told them that, in 2013, people would be using computers to express outrage over stores selling ceramic turkeys?

There isn't a dystopian futurist alive or dead who could've possibly foreseen the cultural canker that is The Consumerist.


Foreknowledge of I Can Haz Cheezburger? would have driven Philip K. Dick to suicide.
2013-08-21 09:31:04 AM  
1 votes:
Wait, does this mean that slutty Halloween costumes are also on sale?  I need to pick up a couple things for the misses to wear around the house.
2013-08-21 09:22:02 AM  
1 votes:
What do you think people would've said 30 years ago if you told them that, in 2013, people would be using computers to express outrage over stores selling ceramic turkeys?

There isn't a dystopian futurist alive or dead who could've possibly foreseen the cultural canker that is The Consumerist.
2013-08-21 08:43:50 AM  
1 votes:
They need to move that stuff to make room for the valentine's day decorations.
 
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