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(NPR)   City of Bones is for the slightly older fan of Harry Potter who wants to see the female protagonist "dressed like a hooker"   (npr.org) divider line 92
    More: Spiffy, Harry Potter, bones, City of Bones, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Lena Headey, Lily Collins, Banshees, Karate Kid  
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2013-08-21 07:57:58 AM
That headline just guaranteed my purchase of a ticket.
 
2013-08-21 08:13:18 AM
Plinkett's reaction should be amusing.
 
2013-08-21 08:16:13 AM
Stealth! Banned! Hookers, please!
 
2013-08-21 08:27:47 AM
www.gotceleb.com
 
2013-08-21 08:51:54 AM
Snow White the Vampire Hunter
 
2013-08-21 09:31:11 AM

Heffaloo: That headline just guaranteed my purchase of a ticket.


Watch the trailer, it's the antidote

/everything about this just looks bad
 
2013-08-21 09:34:18 AM
go on
 
2013-08-21 09:35:48 AM

Sybarite: [www.gotceleb.com image 850x1366]


Jody Foster called. She wants her Taxi Driver wardrobe back.
 
2013-08-21 09:48:00 AM
www.celebrityvalues.com
hey guys, what's going on?

/obligatory
 
2013-08-21 09:55:05 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Heffaloo: That headline just guaranteed my purchase of a ticket.

Watch the trailer, it's the antidote

/everything about this just looks bad


Good bad or bad bad or OMG my mind melted from its badness?
 
2013-08-21 09:57:36 AM
Lily Collins dressed like a hooker?
I got no problem with that.


The review read like several paragraphs of "I am so much cooler than this movie."
 
2013-08-21 09:57:48 AM
movies.dosthana.com
Emma Watson pic thread!
 
2013-08-21 09:59:02 AM

Saiga410: Good bad or bad bad or OMG my mind melted from its badness?


Like just mind melting badness, at least with a movie like for instance.... Sorcerer's Apprentice it was watchable fun bad this just looks bad from every angle.
 
2013-08-21 09:59:06 AM

Therion: Snow White the Vampire Hunter


Snow white as a vampire is probably one of Neil Gaiman's best works.
 
2013-08-21 10:06:55 AM
This sounds more like a CW spinoff of Buffy or Angel, or even Charmed.  So, you know, if you run out of hooker pics, feel free to tap into the scantily clad slayer & witch well.
/No Piper.  She sucks.
 
2013-08-21 10:11:36 AM

Heffaloo: That headline just guaranteed my purchase of a ticket.


I'm pretty sure you can find women dressed like hookers for free on the internet.
 
2013-08-21 10:19:01 AM
Emma Watson is a boy. I would shover him into a pit to get to Lily.
www.fashionfame.com
 
2013-08-21 10:27:36 AM
What is this, 1955?

Slut shaming is sooooo 20th century.  Oh, and female, since all shame is for females. Hell, shame should have died in the 20th century. Dress how you want, screw who you want to, and don't screw who you don't want to. Also, how you dress and who you screw or don't screw are not related concepts.
 
2013-08-21 10:40:01 AM

s2s2s2: Emma Watson is a boy.


www.quiterly.com

Sorry, what?
 
2013-08-21 10:42:35 AM
I can't wait until the porn parody: The City of Boning.
 
2013-08-21 10:43:00 AM

s2s2s2: Emma Watson is a boy. I would shover him into a pit to get to Lily.
[www.fashionfame.com image 590x789]


Shover him? Not hugger him and squeezer him and caller him George?
 
2013-08-21 10:45:24 AM
Wow, the planned sequel is also easy to porn as well: The City of Asses.
 
2013-08-21 10:46:48 AM
This shouldn't come as a surprise, but the author of these books (Cassandra Claire) was fairly well known in the fanfic community for her Harry Potter stories that focused on Draco.

There was a big to-do a few years ago when people figured out she was heavily plagiarizing from Buffy, Red Dwarf, and a shiat ton of other fantasy/sci-fi works.

If I recall correctly, she got banned from fanfic.net or something, and those stories got taken down. I haven't read these books, but apparently she basically took those Harry Potter fanfics and morphed them into this Mortal Instruments crap.
 
2013-08-21 10:48:19 AM

PizzaJedi81: s2s2s2: Emma Watson is a boy.

[www.quiterly.com image 560x744]

Sorry, what?


Dear god, where is this from?
 
2013-08-21 10:48:27 AM

junglegoddess: I haven't read these books, but apparently she basically took those Harry Potter fanfics and morphed them into this Mortal Instruments crap.


So these books are the Harry Potter equivalent of 50 Shades of Grey?
 
2013-08-21 10:49:19 AM

PizzaJedi81: junglegoddess: I haven't read these books, but apparently she basically took those Harry Potter fanfics and morphed them into this Mortal Instruments crap.

So these books are the Harry Potter equivalent of 50 Shades of Grey?


That's being generous at best
 
2013-08-21 10:50:24 AM

PizzaJedi81: junglegoddess: I haven't read these books, but apparently she basically took those Harry Potter fanfics and morphed them into this Mortal Instruments crap.

So these books are the Harry Potter equivalent of 50 Shades of Grey?


Dunno. Does it feature a snarly blonde guy weather leather pants? She frequently portrayed Draco as the misunderstood bad boy at Hogwarts, who of course wore leather pants.

/ashamed that I know all this
 
2013-08-21 10:51:17 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: PizzaJedi81: junglegoddess: I haven't read these books, but apparently she basically took those Harry Potter fanfics and morphed them into this Mortal Instruments crap.

So these books are the Harry Potter equivalent of 50 Shades of Grey?

That's being generous at best


To whom?

Are these worth reading or not?
 
2013-08-21 10:51:26 AM

ChaoticLimbs: What is this, 1955?

Slut shaming is sooooo 20th century.  Oh, and female, since all shame is for females. Hell, shame should have died in the 20th century. Dress how you want, screw who you want to, and don't screw who you don't want to. Also, how you dress and who you screw or don't screw are not related concepts.


what are you, trolling?  As a wise person once said - "you might not be a whore, but you are wearing a whore's uniform".  Don't pretend that a person's clothes don't affect others view of you, and don't pretend that a person dressed as a slut is most likely not a slut, just a person that "likes sexy clothes".

In other words - is it POSSIBLE that the topless dancer won't blow me for an extra 50?  Sure - but it is UNLIKELY.
 
2013-08-21 10:52:01 AM
Dunno. Does it feature a snarly blonde guy weather wearing leather pants? She frequently portrayed Draco as the misunderstood bad boy at Hogwarts, who of course wore leather pants.

/ashamed that I know all this


FTFM. Need more coffee.
 
2013-08-21 10:52:32 AM

junglegoddess: PizzaJedi81: junglegoddess: I haven't read these books, but apparently she basically took those Harry Potter fanfics and morphed them into this Mortal Instruments crap.

So these books are the Harry Potter equivalent of 50 Shades of Grey?

Dunno. Does it feature a snarly blonde guy weather leather pants? She frequently portrayed Draco as the misunderstood bad boy at Hogwarts, who of course wore leather pants.

/ashamed that I know all this


Do you go on TV Tropes?

Because, well...
 
2013-08-21 10:54:41 AM

PizzaJedi81: junglegoddess: PizzaJedi81: junglegoddess: I haven't read these books, but apparently she basically took those Harry Potter fanfics and morphed them into this Mortal Instruments crap.

So these books are the Harry Potter equivalent of 50 Shades of Grey?

Dunno. Does it feature a snarly blonde guy weather leather pants? She frequently portrayed Draco as the misunderstood bad boy at Hogwarts, who of course wore leather pants.

/ashamed that I know all this

Do you go on TV Tropes?

Because, well...


I think she's the one who helped start the Draco in Leather Pants characterization.....and now I'm off down the rabbit hole. There goes my day.
 
2013-08-21 10:55:22 AM

ChaoticLimbs: What is this, 1955?

Slut shaming is sooooo 20th century.  Oh, and female, since all shame is for females. Hell, shame should have died in the 20th century. Dress how you want, screw who you want to, and don't screw who you don't want to. Also, how you dress and who you screw or don't screw are not related concepts.


You sound like a sexual deviant.
 
2013-08-21 10:55:31 AM

PizzaJedi81: To whom?

Are these worth reading or not?


To this series, 50 Shades is a literary War and Peace compared to this schlock
 
2013-08-21 10:55:44 AM
So Fark decision time.

Do we hate this movie and it's fans or are we okay with it?


I NEED TO LIVE MY LIFE TO YOUR STANDARDS FARKERS!
 
2013-08-21 10:59:05 AM

show me: You sound like a sexual deviant.


Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men?

Bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like Smurfs?
 
2013-08-21 11:00:31 AM
It looks good enough to warrant a sneak in.
 
2013-08-21 11:03:39 AM

freak7: It looks good enough to warrant a sneak in.


But enough about Lily Collins...
 
2013-08-21 11:04:32 AM
 
2013-08-21 11:05:50 AM

PizzaJedi81: show me: You sound like a sexual deviant.

Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men?

Bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like Smurfs?


Muscular cyborg german dudes dancing with sexy french canadians.
 
2013-08-21 11:07:17 AM
She's got some serious eyebrows going on.

i.imgur.com

www.therisinghollywood.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-21 11:07:29 AM

PizzaJedi81: show me: You sound like a sexual deviant.

Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men?

Bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like Smurfs?


Okay, I couldn't pass this one up. Cute, huh?
www.impactlab.net
 
2013-08-21 11:16:12 AM

Wellon Dowd: She's got some serious eyebrows going on.

[i.imgur.com image 850x531]

[www.therisinghollywood.com image 850x1275]
[i.imgur.com image 850x1173]


I like the eyebrows...gives me something to aim for, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-08-21 11:16:38 AM

Wellon Dowd: She's got some serious eyebrows going on.


Nah, those are just wooly bear caterpillars stuck to her face. She must be trying to copy Jennifer Connelly's look.
 
2013-08-21 11:18:48 AM

Cymbal: Wellon Dowd: She's got some serious eyebrows going on.

Nah, those are just wooly bear caterpillars stuck to her face. She must be trying to copy Jennifer Connelly's look.


Annnnnd now every single male Farker is imagining being the meat in that sandwich.
 
2013-08-21 11:20:48 AM

Wellon Dowd: She's got some serious eyebrows going on.

[i.imgur.com image 850x531]

[www.therisinghollywood.com image 850x1275]
[i.imgur.com image 850x1173]


A few pluckings away from a monobrow.
 
2013-08-21 11:22:31 AM

wildcardjack: A few pluckings away from a monobrow.


I'd give her a few good pluckings, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-08-21 11:22:49 AM

PizzaJedi81: Sorry, what?


Your right. There are prettier boys than her out there.
i.models.com
 
2013-08-21 11:24:21 AM

wildcardjack: A few pluckings away from a monobrow.


Girls that have overgrowth of hair in the brow and on the arms tend to also have higher levels of testosterone which is a key ingredient in determining one's sexual drive and function in both men and women. I guess what I am trying to say is that girls with unibrows tend to beast fark you in bed.
 
2013-08-21 11:24:32 AM

Thudfark: Shover him? Not hugger him and squeezer him and caller him George?


Mayber. Emma's cute, but she doesn't look like a woman. I like women.
 
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