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(WTKR)   Sailor found guilty of biting his 11-day-old son while the infant was in the hospital, but is acquitted of breaking the boy's rib, so at least he's got that going for him   ( ) divider line
    More: Sick, found guilty, malicious wounding, baby, hospitals  
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3131 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Aug 2013 at 8:24 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-21 10:34:52 AM  
2 votes:
2013-08-21 08:50:50 AM  
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Should have just stabbed the baby in the forehead with scissors two days before it was born, libs are ok with that

Should have let it grow up malnourished and undereducated, and then throw it in prison at 18. Con's are OK with that.
2013-08-21 08:45:47 AM  
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Cold_Sassy: What a sick fark.  Thank God somebody had the sense to take the baby away before it was too late.

HEY!!! Don't bus my table unless I TELL you I'm done eating.
2013-08-21 08:40:17 AM  
2 votes:
2013-08-21 08:26:45 AM  
2 votes:
Well, maybe if that baby wasn't covered in butter and Old Bay, none of this would have happened.
2013-08-21 08:38:52 AM  
1 vote:
Try the dark meat, it's more tender, has more flavor and doesn't dry out as much.
2013-08-21 08:35:33 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, and:

🎶I want my baby back, baby back, Chillis baby back ribs🎶
2013-08-21 08:27:58 AM  
1 vote:
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