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(WTKR)   Sailor found guilty of biting his 11-day-old son while the infant was in the hospital, but is acquitted of breaking the boy's rib, so at least he's got that going for him   (wtkr.com) divider line 34
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2013-08-21 08:26:45 AM
Well, maybe if that baby wasn't covered in butter and Old Bay, none of this would have happened.
 
2013-08-21 08:27:58 AM
Cronos?
 
2013-08-21 08:28:35 AM
That would take titanic strength to break the boy's rib with your teeth
 
2013-08-21 08:29:32 AM
Cheaper than a 4th trimester abortion
 
2013-08-21 08:31:01 AM
The baby had a marrow escape.
 
2013-08-21 08:32:41 AM
This one is going into the "Daddy ate my eyes" file of horrible news.
 
2013-08-21 08:35:33 AM
Oh, and:

🎶I want my baby back, baby back, Chillis baby back ribs🎶
 
2013-08-21 08:37:49 AM
The baby was asking for it.....
/om nom nom nom
 
2013-08-21 08:38:49 AM

LordXenu: Oh, and:

🎶I want my baby back, baby back, Chillis baby back ribs🎶


Well, I guess someone had to.
 
2013-08-21 08:38:52 AM
Try the dark meat, it's more tender, has more flavor and doesn't dry out as much.

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2013-08-21 08:40:17 AM
moonbattery.com
 
2013-08-21 08:40:50 AM
What a sick fark.  Thank God somebody had the sense to take the baby away before it was too late.
 
2013-08-21 08:42:20 AM
Should have just stabbed the baby in the forehead with scissors two days before it was born, libs are ok with that
 
2013-08-21 08:45:47 AM

Cold_Sassy: What a sick fark.  Thank God somebody had the sense to take the baby away before it was too late.


HEY!!! Don't bus my table unless I TELL you I'm done eating.
 
2013-08-21 08:46:42 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Should have just stabbed the baby in the forehead with scissors two days before it was born, libs are ok with that


No good, he'd already opted for the miniature American flag...
 
2013-08-21 08:50:50 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Should have just stabbed the baby in the forehead with scissors two days before it was born, libs are ok with that


Should have let it grow up malnourished and undereducated, and then throw it in prison at 18. Con's are OK with that.
 
2013-08-21 08:54:21 AM
Something happens to people in the navy, I cannot tell if it the type of people drawn to wanting to be isolated for months on end or if the isolation causes something to go wrong but all the sailors I know are not people I would allow near my kids.
 
2013-08-21 08:55:45 AM

The Larch: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Should have just stabbed the baby in the forehead with scissors two days before it was born, libs are ok with that

Should have let it grow up malnourished and undereducated, and then throw it in prison at 18. Con's are OK with that.


Touché
 
2013-08-21 08:57:44 AM

The Larch: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Should have just stabbed the baby in the forehead with scissors two days before it was born, libs are ok with that

Should have let it grow up malnourished and undereducated, and then throw it in prison at 18. Con's are OK with that.



Pwnd
 
2013-08-21 08:59:12 AM

The Larch: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Should have just stabbed the baby in the forehead with scissors two days before it was born, libs are ok with that

Should have let it grow up malnourished and undereducated, and then throw it in prison at 18. Con's are OK with that.


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2013-08-21 09:00:54 AM
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2013-08-21 09:13:27 AM
Maybe some some babies are cute enough to eat right up.
 
2013-08-21 09:16:01 AM

The Larch: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Should have just stabbed the baby in the forehead with scissors two days before it was born, libs are ok with that

Should have let it grow up malnourished and undereducated, and then throw it in prison at 18. Con's are OK with that.


lol
 
2013-08-21 09:37:35 AM

Thisbymaster: Something happens to people in the navy, I cannot tell if it the type of people drawn to wanting to be isolated for months on end or if the isolation causes something to go wrong but all the sailors I know are not people I would allow near my kids.


You should get out of your mother's basement and meet more people then. I know a lot of sailors that I would trust with my life and my children's lives.

/and a few I wouldn't trust to water my houseplants while I'm on vacation
 
2013-08-21 09:49:56 AM
dafuq did I just read???
 
2013-08-21 10:34:52 AM
omnomnivores.com
 
2013-08-21 10:45:36 AM
Next time just hire a mohel...costs more, but knows what day and where to chop.
 
2013-08-21 10:47:50 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Which is nice
 
2013-08-21 10:57:14 AM
He's strong to the finish cause he eats his vintage
 
2013-08-21 11:23:04 AM
His mother should have ate him while his bones were still soft
 
2013-08-21 11:35:40 AM
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//California Sammitch
 
2013-08-21 02:55:06 PM
contributing to the delinquency of a minor??
that would indicate that the father was a minor?
im confused.
 
2013-08-21 04:59:04 PM
side story is a snake that bit itself after being decapitated.

/and some other macabre stories
 
2013-08-21 05:01:07 PM

geekasaurus: contributing to the delinquency of a minor??
that would indicate that the father was a minor?
im confused.


The child had an order of protection against the father, by violating that order the child was technically breaking the law and the mother was aiding in that violation.

The officer went for Felony Child Neglect and he should have got it.

I can't image where/what these people came from to act like that.
 
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