Twitch Boy: Pony thread?
Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Oh good, time to stir up some anti-pagan sentiment. That's always good for a few page clicks.
Son of Thunder: She said: "I suspect its witches or devil worshippersWhich is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over there.
Aar1012: I've got a theory! It may be bunnies!
dbrunker: Dinobot:I dunno... could the answer be maybe...[i44.tinypic.com image 500x424]
Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, the Wyatts got a hold of Queen Chrysalis and 'inducted' her into the family?/paging the NPO
Aar1012: Son of Thunder: She said: "I suspect its witches or devil worshippersWhich is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over there.I've got a theory! It may be bunnies!
Omnis_evil_twin: /Cool story, sis.
Omnis_evil_twin: I knew a guy whose pet rabbit passed away over the weekend while he was out of town. Now, I assumed it passed from being kept outside without a proper nest box over a cold January weekend.Boy, did he set me straight.It. Was. SATANISTS! His evidence? "The rabbit's eyes...they were gone," he said to me like Dr. Drake Ramoray breaking the news to a terminal patient.Yes. A coven of local devil worshipers (apparently plentiful in our small Oregon town) snuck onto his property, bloodlessly slaughtered the rabbit inside it's cage, cut out its eyes (again, bloodlessly) and then left on their Satanic business leaving the rest of his property undisturbed.And he explained this with such oddly calm conviction. Like...there could not possibly be any other explanation. Satanists ate his bunny's eyes. And the calm, matter-of-fact way he said it was so off putting. As if murderous Satanists are are a normal occurrence in his life but nothing to get too worked up about.And when I suggested that maybe the eyes, being a soft jelly-y organ, would be the first to shrivel or be eaten by parasites and only appeared to be "gone" ugh, he gave me a look of such pity as he slowly shook his head at my ignorance./Cool story, sis.
BattleFrenchie28: Of course it was natural causes, it's only natural it'd die after all the blood it loss.
StoPPeRmobile: Son of Thunder: She said: "I suspect its witches or devil worshippersWhich is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over there.Witch is dumb because she should have just said, satanists.It's more Godly.
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