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(Plymouth Herald)   Pony found hacked to death with body parts missing in 'ring of fire' after full moon. Police conclusion? Natural causes   (plymouthherald.co.uk) divider line 86
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2013-08-21 06:48:03 AM
Initial media reports linked the death of the pony to satanic cults and ritualistic killing.

"The police have sought the advice of experts and have come to the view that the death of this pony was through natural causes.

"All the injuries can be attributed to those caused by other wild animals.
 
2013-08-21 07:29:53 AM
Don't let this ring of fire crap fool you, when Johnny Noses wants to send a message--he'll make sure you get it.

/I think I found the head.
//And maybe a hoof.  I really can't be sure.
 
2013-08-21 07:53:23 AM
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-08-21 07:54:16 AM
Pony thread?
 
2013-08-21 08:10:09 AM

Twitch Boy: Pony thread?


Sure!

fc01.deviantart.net
 
2013-08-21 08:14:41 AM
A pony is a burning thing, and it makes a fiery ring.
 
2013-08-21 09:09:40 AM
Worst case of Pony suicide ever.
 
2013-08-21 09:23:35 AM
It was Gremlins.
 
2013-08-21 09:24:05 AM
Not Satanists... Brony haters.
 
2013-08-21 09:34:09 AM
In before the superfuzz references.
 
2013-08-21 09:34:39 AM
denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2013-08-21 09:35:56 AM
is it the 80s again? story needs some quicksand, some killer bees, tight rolled jeans, shoulder pads, D&D reference and a shiatton of hairspray.
 
2013-08-21 09:35:58 AM
Quick, get Linda Molton Howe on the line

/obscure?
 
2013-08-21 09:41:36 AM
Linda Molton Who?
 
2013-08-21 09:41:54 AM
So, the Wyatts got a hold of Queen Chrysalis and 'inducted' her into the family?


/paging the NPO
 
2013-08-21 09:42:06 AM
Oh good, time to stir up some anti-pagan sentiment. That's always good for a few page clicks.
 
2013-08-21 09:42:10 AM
I've heard the remake of My Little Pony was more geared towards adults, but this is a bit too much.
 
2013-08-21 09:46:17 AM
This just in, Ted Cruz has just renouced his Cornwall citizenship.

dancingczars.files.wordpress.com www.celticcountries.com
 
2013-08-21 09:46:53 AM
Rot in Pieces
 
2013-08-21 09:47:09 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Oh good, time to stir up some anti-pagan sentiment. That's always good for a few page clicks.


typical Gypsy-controlled media pushing their anti-satanist hate-speech

/hyphen-hyphens
 
2013-08-21 09:49:39 AM
Free the West Memphis Three!!!!


/oh wait, they already did...
 
2013-08-21 09:53:33 AM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-08-21 09:54:36 AM
She said: "I suspect its witches or devil worshippers

Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over there.
 
2013-08-21 09:55:37 AM
www.ancient-egypt.org
 
2013-08-21 09:56:09 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-21 09:56:12 AM

Son of Thunder: She said: "I suspect its witches or devil worshippers

Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over there.


I've got a theory! It may be bunnies!
 
2013-08-21 09:57:30 AM

Son of Thunder: She said: "I suspect its witches or devil worshippers

Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over there.


Witch is dumb because she should have just said, satanists.

It's more Godly.
 
2013-08-21 09:58:09 AM
Of course it was natural causes, it's only natural it'd die after all the blood it loss.
 
2013-08-21 10:00:37 AM
Ponies turn themselves inside out all the time...

www.blogcdn.com

/Hot like an inside-out cow.
 
2013-08-21 10:01:00 AM

Aar1012: I've got a theory! It may be bunnies!


You, sir, win the thread.
 
2013-08-21 10:04:04 AM
Dinobot:

I dunno... could the answer be maybe...
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-21 10:06:37 AM
It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.
 
2013-08-21 10:07:34 AM
So where are the pictures of this "ring of fire"?

Oh wait, there aren't any because there wasn't any.

/I'll bet the illuminati are behind this.
 
2013-08-21 10:08:23 AM
Is it just me or have I been reading a lot of things about horses lately on here?
 
2013-08-21 10:09:45 AM

dbrunker: Dinobot:

I dunno... could the answer be maybe...
[i44.tinypic.com image 500x424]


dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2013-08-21 10:10:14 AM
Natural causes?

Couldn't John Gacey have used that defense?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-21 10:11:25 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, the Wyatts got a hold of Queen Chrysalis and 'inducted' her into the family?


/paging the NPO


Was the pony named "Shining Wizard"

/CaptPlaty is on my list for the next "pony hit"
 
2013-08-21 10:15:57 AM
I knew a guy whose pet rabbit passed away over the weekend while he was out of town.  Now, I assumed it passed from being kept outside without a proper nest box over a cold January weekend.

Boy, did he set me straight.

It. Was. SATANISTS!  His evidence?  "The rabbit's eyes...they were gone," he said to me like Dr. Drake Ramoray breaking the news to a terminal patient.

Yes.  A coven of local devil worshipers (apparently plentiful in our small Oregon town) snuck onto his property, bloodlessly slaughtered the rabbit inside it's cage, cut out its eyes (again, bloodlessly) and then left on their Satanic business leaving the rest of his property undisturbed.

And he explained this with such oddly calm conviction.  Like...there could not possibly be any other explanation.  Satanists ate his bunny's eyes.  And the calm, matter-of-fact way he said it was so off putting.  As if murderous Satanists are are a normal occurrence in his life but nothing to get too worked up about.

And when I suggested that maybe the eyes, being a soft jelly-y organ, would be the first to shrivel or be eaten by parasites and only appeared to be "gone" ugh, he gave me a look of such pity as he slowly shook his head at my ignorance.

/Cool story, sis.
 
2013-08-21 10:19:30 AM

Aar1012: Son of Thunder: She said: "I suspect its witches or devil worshippers

Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over there.

I've got a theory! It may be bunnies!


and what's with all the carrots, what do they need all that eyesight anyway?
 
2013-08-21 10:22:33 AM
General Woundwort says "horses aren't dangerous!"
 
2013-08-21 10:22:56 AM
i44.tinypic.com

"These aren't the devil worshipers you're looking for."
"These aren't the devil worshipers we're looking for."

"They died of natural causes."
"They died of natural causes."

"Move along."
"Move along...move along"
 
2013-08-21 10:23:00 AM

Omnis_evil_twin: /Cool story, sis.


That's not cool. That's disturbing and sad. Cool would have been if the rabbit had bitten the guy in the nads and ran away to live happily ever after.
 
2013-08-21 10:27:31 AM
www.pawneeindiana.com
 
2013-08-21 10:29:33 AM

Omnis_evil_twin: I knew a guy whose pet rabbit passed away over the weekend while he was out of town.  Now, I assumed it passed from being kept outside without a proper nest box over a cold January weekend.

Boy, did he set me straight.

It. Was. SATANISTS!  His evidence?  "The rabbit's eyes...they were gone," he said to me like Dr. Drake Ramoray breaking the news to a terminal patient.

Yes.  A coven of local devil worshipers (apparently plentiful in our small Oregon town) snuck onto his property, bloodlessly slaughtered the rabbit inside it's cage, cut out its eyes (again, bloodlessly) and then left on their Satanic business leaving the rest of his property undisturbed.

And he explained this with such oddly calm conviction.  Like...there could not possibly be any other explanation.  Satanists ate his bunny's eyes.  And the calm, matter-of-fact way he said it was so off putting.  As if murderous Satanists are are a normal occurrence in his life but nothing to get too worked up about.

And when I suggested that maybe the eyes, being a soft jelly-y organ, would be the first to shrivel or be eaten by parasites and only appeared to be "gone" ugh, he gave me a look of such pity as he slowly shook his head at my ignorance.

/Cool story, sis.


When i was kid my step-father took my sister's rabbit cage out of the house and put it outside next to an aluminum shed on a very hot day during a Texas summer. The reflected heat and no shade killed the rabbit in about 2hrs. He wasn't the sharpest tac in the drawer.
 
2013-08-21 10:29:44 AM
Ponies suffer horrible death.
Evidence points to dismemberment and fire.
Smaug wanted for questioning.
 
2013-08-21 10:34:22 AM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-21 10:36:13 AM

BattleFrenchie28: Of course it was natural causes, it's only natural it'd die after all the blood it loss.


This.  The alternative is supernatural causes.  I prefer natural causes every time!
 
2013-08-21 10:36:40 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Son of Thunder: She said: "I suspect its witches or devil worshippers

Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over there.

Witch is dumb because she should have just said, satanists.

It's more Godly.


Somebody here ain't never seen Once More With Feeling...
 
2013-08-21 10:37:23 AM
That's a horse in the picture. Not a pony.
 
2013-08-21 10:39:35 AM
That's some mighty fine police work there, Constable Louis.
 
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