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(NJ.com)   New Jersey deli owner armed with boiling oil uses Castle Doctrine to repel invader   (nj.com) divider line 10
    More: Spiffy, Castle Doctrine, New Jersey, early thermal weapons, cross, robbery  
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2013-08-21 08:27:37 AM
4 votes:

booger42: Oil vey!


There was only enough oil to repel one invader, but the oil lasted for eight!
2013-08-21 08:04:46 AM
3 votes:
Oil vey!
2013-08-21 07:55:06 AM
3 votes:
I am not sure if a man's deli is his castle, but his fryer is definitely his moat.
2013-08-21 11:33:25 AM
1 votes:
i1.ytimg.com
2013-08-21 08:42:33 AM
1 votes:
All right, Hamilton!
2013-08-21 08:20:49 AM
1 votes:

SpectroBoy: The founding fathers never intended us to have boiling oil. It was never even mentioned in the constitution. Clearly we must ban fryers, particularly high capacity fryers like those used by the military.

Won't someone think of the children!?!?!!?


I'd like to see you prepare a delicious batch of fries using a gun. Or a car.
2013-08-21 07:57:40 AM
1 votes:
Did he mention something about them being locked in here with him?
2013-08-21 07:57:15 AM
1 votes:
Rorschach?
2013-08-21 07:54:27 AM
1 votes:
RUN AWAY!!!
2013-08-21 07:53:20 AM
1 votes:
The founding fathers never intended us to have boiling oil. It was never even mentioned in the constitution. Clearly we must ban fryers, particularly high capacity fryers like those used by the military.

Won't someone think of the children!?!?!!?
 
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