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(   New Jersey deli owner armed with boiling oil uses Castle Doctrine to repel invader   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Castle Doctrine, New Jersey, early thermal weapons, cross, robbery  
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4647 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Aug 2013 at 7:50 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-21 11:33:25 AM  
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2013-08-21 08:42:33 AM  
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All right, Hamilton!
2013-08-21 07:57:48 AM  
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Ouch!  Have you ever had an oil burn?  Nasty, painful things they are!  Good on the deli owner.
2013-08-21 07:57:15 AM  
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2013-08-21 07:53:20 AM  
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The founding fathers never intended us to have boiling oil. It was never even mentioned in the constitution. Clearly we must ban fryers, particularly high capacity fryers like those used by the military.

Won't someone think of the children!?!?!!?
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