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(NJ.com)   New Jersey deli owner armed with boiling oil uses Castle Doctrine to repel invader   (nj.com) divider line 32
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2013-08-21 07:53:20 AM
The founding fathers never intended us to have boiling oil. It was never even mentioned in the constitution. Clearly we must ban fryers, particularly high capacity fryers like those used by the military.

Won't someone think of the children!?!?!!?
 
2013-08-21 07:54:27 AM
RUN AWAY!!!
 
2013-08-21 07:55:06 AM
I am not sure if a man's deli is his castle, but his fryer is definitely his moat.
 
2013-08-21 07:57:15 AM
Rorschach?
 
2013-08-21 07:57:40 AM
Did he mention something about them being locked in here with him?
 
2013-08-21 07:57:48 AM
Ouch!  Have you ever had an oil burn?  Nasty, painful things they are!  Good on the deli owner.
 
2013-08-21 07:59:44 AM

Alphax: Rorschach?


*tiny fist of fury*
 
2013-08-21 08:01:44 AM

SpectroBoy: The founding fathers never intended us to have boiling oil. It was never even mentioned in the constitution. Clearly we must ban fryers, particularly high capacity fryers like those used by the military.

Won't someone think of the children!?!?!!?


When  boiling oil is outlawed...
 
2013-08-21 08:04:23 AM
Not a repeat from 1490.
 
2013-08-21 08:04:26 AM
I glanced at the title and read that as boiling urine.
 
2013-08-21 08:04:46 AM
Oil vey!
 
2013-08-21 08:05:45 AM
That's some real Middle Ages type shiat.
 
2013-08-21 08:10:41 AM
Now is not the time to talk about small pot of hot oil control.
 
2013-08-21 08:11:49 AM
I guess the perps were in a hell of boiling oil...
 
2013-08-21 08:20:49 AM

SpectroBoy: The founding fathers never intended us to have boiling oil. It was never even mentioned in the constitution. Clearly we must ban fryers, particularly high capacity fryers like those used by the military.

Won't someone think of the children!?!?!!?


I'd like to see you prepare a delicious batch of fries using a gun. Or a car.
 
2013-08-21 08:27:37 AM

booger42: Oil vey!


There was only enough oil to repel one invader, but the oil lasted for eight!
 
2013-08-21 08:33:23 AM
Should have just taunted the invader a second time.
 
2013-08-21 08:38:54 AM

Frank N Stein: That's some real Middle Ages type shiat.


It is a different way of "going medieval on your ass".
 
2013-08-21 08:40:56 AM
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Medieval, indeed.
 
2013-08-21 08:42:33 AM
All right, Hamilton!
 
2013-08-21 08:44:02 AM

stupiddream: Ouch!  Have you ever had an oil burn?  Nasty, painful things they are! Good on the deli owner.


This.

I was making Onion Rings at home and the girl at the pool was an EMT. I splashed myself with some boiling oil about the size of a quarter..then tried to quickly wipe it off (reaction) then put my hand under cold water. I went to go see the EMT lifeguard about 10 minutes later and she looked at it and said...Got To The Emergency Room NOW.
The entire top right part of my hand was a 2nd degree burn. OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
I got over it.
 
2013-08-21 09:26:58 AM

ChipNASA: stupiddream: Ouch!  Have you ever had an oil burn?  Nasty, painful things they are! Good on the deli owner.

This.

I was making Onion Rings at home and the girl at the pool was an EMT. I splashed myself with some boiling oil about the size of a quarter..then tried to quickly wipe it off (reaction) then put my hand under cold water. I went to go see the EMT lifeguard about 10 minutes later and she looked at it and said...Got To The Emergency Room NOW.
The entire top right part of my hand was a 2nd degree burn. OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
I got over it.


Chicks dig scars.
 
2013-08-21 09:39:39 AM

Cybernetic: ChipNASA: stupiddream: Ouch!  Have you ever had an oil burn?  Nasty, painful things they are! Good on the deli owner.

This.

I was making Onion Rings at home and the girl at the pool was an EMT. I splashed myself with some boiling oil about the size of a quarter..then tried to quickly wipe it off (reaction) then put my hand under cold water. I went to go see the EMT lifeguard about 10 minutes later and she looked at it and said...Got To The Emergency Room NOW.
The entire top right part of my hand was a 2nd degree burn. OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
I got over it.

Chicks dig scars.


And infection LOVES burns. If this guy doesn't get treatment he'll be dead soon enough.
 
2013-08-21 09:43:38 AM
Well done, subby
+1
 
2013-08-21 09:55:03 AM

Billy Bathsalt: All right, Hamilton!


Was looking for this.  Better late than never.
 
2013-08-21 09:59:15 AM
I think that's the White Castle doctrine.
 
2013-08-21 10:30:10 AM

kactuspatch: I think that's the White Castle doctrine.




+1
 
2013-08-21 11:14:18 AM
First pressure cookers, now Fry Daddys.

What's next - my cock pot?
 
2013-08-21 11:17:14 AM
cRock pot, obviously.

Geez, I need more caffeine.
 
2013-08-21 11:33:25 AM
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2013-08-21 12:33:27 PM

ChipNASA: stupiddream: Ouch!  Have you ever had an oil burn?  Nasty, painful things they are! Good on the deli owner.

This.

I was making Onion Rings at home and the girl at the pool was an EMT. I splashed myself with some boiling oil about the size of a quarter..then tried to quickly wipe it off (reaction) then put my hand under cold water. I went to go see the EMT lifeguard about 10 minutes later and she looked at it and said...Got To The Emergency Room NOW.
The entire top right part of my hand was a 2nd degree burn. OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
I got over it.


Was it The Cornballer?

media.salon.com
 
2013-08-21 05:57:19 PM
Police have released a rendering of the suspect:
blogs.sfweekly.com

(P.S.- "Rendering", get it? hahahaha.....)
 
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