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(NBC News)   GOP civil war is threatening to enter new heights as Sheriff Joe threatens to shoot militia members patrolling for Mexicans on sight if they point a gun at his militia patrolling for Mexicans   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 50
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2013-08-21 09:37:20 AM
15 votes:
Mexican Man Arrested For Mass Murder
Police Officers, Minutemen Found Dead Near Border

PHOENIX - A Mexican man claims he did not murder anyone after he was arrested for being spotted near over two dozen bodies near the Arizona-Mexico border, authorities say.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio said that the man was crossing into the country illegally and had killed about 30 police officers and minutemen, whose bodies were found in separate groups in a portion of the barren lands between Arizona and Mexico. Shell casings, empty clips, Glocks, and AK-47s riddled the area around the corpses, suggesting that "the Mexican man had gotten into a firefight with the two groups, who were obviously working together to catch this madman," Arpaio said.

Forensic ballistics reports were "lost, and we are trying to recover them," Arpaio said.

The Mexican man had only this to say: "Me llamo Nestor de la Cruz. Tengo mi ciudadanía el año pasado. No he matado a nadie. Acabo de ver los cadáveres y traté de informar a la policía lo más rápido posible," which according to a Maricopa County Sheriff Department-supplied translator means "I used to assassinate politicians for drug cartels, so 30 gringos with guns was easy work for me." Arpaio says that the man will be dealt with appropriately. "I've got a prison tent with Jose Lopez written all over it," he said before dismissing the press conference. "There is much work to be done now, if you'll excuse me."

A representative of the Arizona Minutemen for Border Protection said to us anonymously that they will also be doing all they can to keep Mexicans from killing them in the future, and warned against Mexicans dressed as police officers in order to get through the border and into America. "Those Mexicans are sneaky. It is their nature," he told us. "We are just trying to protect the country and the jobs from these smelly, sleazy [not-racist term involving the moistness of the opposite of a front]. It's not about race, it's about safety."
2013-08-21 09:16:37 AM
11 votes:
So, a "No, I Wanna Shoot the" Mexican standoff?
2013-08-21 08:49:07 AM
11 votes:
I think I'm rooting for the bullets in this fight.
2013-08-21 09:21:55 AM
9 votes:
I just have one thing to say, to both sides:

You're in the right, here. Don't be a pussy.
2013-08-21 08:02:15 AM
8 votes:
Normally I deplore gun violence, but in this case I really don't see much of a downside.
2013-08-21 09:07:10 AM
6 votes:
Malley claimed "he had the right to point his rifle at the individual because he had reasonable suspicion to believe a crime was occurring," according to the probable cause statement. He identified himself as a "militia Minuteman."

He was just standing his ground.  Maybe your guys should show better ID.

Arpaio, whose county doesn't run along the border but has seen an increase in drug and human trafficking, warned there will be "chaos if you're going to have private citizens dressed just like our deputies taking the law into their own hands."

Well, Joe, if you and your government agency is failing to protect citizens from threats from over the border, they have no choice but to take matters into their own hands.
2013-08-21 09:52:55 AM
5 votes:

lilplatinum: IlGreven: lilplatinum: A firefight between armed racist hillbillies and Sheriff Joe's men who are, likely, armed racist hillbillies?

Wheres the problem?

Turf wars have a lot of collateral damage, that's the problem.  But hey, Wayne wanted it, so we got it!

Its the middle of the desert, not a baltimore street corner.  The only innocent bystander to get clipped is going to be a cactus.


I think you mean magazined.
2013-08-21 09:46:25 AM
4 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Sheriff Joe has a slave army in pink uniforms that he can muster any time that he wants.


So joe is a champion of slaanesh?
2013-08-21 09:32:39 AM
4 votes:
Ah. Finally a reality show I can enjoy.
2013-08-21 10:26:06 AM
3 votes:

tkwasny: LasersHurt: tkwasny: The hatred wishes for people to die from the posters on this site verify it is being run from the West Wing boiler room bloggers.

This is a gold mine. "hatred wishes," and the phrase "West Wing boiler room bloggers"? It's premium derp.

Smell it, smell the heady fumes.

So how are those lunches in the West Wing Mr. ball sweat?


Does your employer know that you're insane?
2013-08-21 09:36:25 AM
3 votes:
If the militiamen and sheriffs could all agree to dress like Lt. Dangle it would be easy to identify the smugglers by their cantaloupe sized calves.
2013-08-21 10:29:56 AM
2 votes:
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As long as no innocent cacti are caught in the crossfire I don't really care about the rest of the vegetation involved.

kortex: They should work together. That way more future welfare recipients (liberals) would be eliminated.


-5/10

Not only did you blow your load way too early, all that came out was a puff of dust.
2013-08-21 09:54:19 AM
2 votes:

tkwasny: The hatred wishes for people to die from the posters on this site verify it is being run from the West Wing boiler room bloggers.


This is a gold mine. "hatred wishes," and the phrase "West Wing boiler room bloggers"? It's premium derp.

Smell it, smell the heady fumes.
2013-08-21 09:50:28 AM
2 votes:
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/would be the best thing to happen in AZ in a long time
//Number of Arpaio goons goes down and a number of J.T. Ready's get eliminated.
2013-08-21 09:35:08 AM
2 votes:
This is like rooting for injuries when the Redskins, Giants and/or Eagles play each other. I don't give a rats ass who wins.
2013-08-21 09:34:51 AM
2 votes:
If there is a god in Heaven this stand-off will end like a Peckinpah film
2013-08-21 09:34:33 AM
2 votes:
"The deputy, illuminated by Malley's flashlight at this point, identified himself as law enforcement, pointing out the "word sheriff across his chest," and ordered Malley to drop his weapon.
"You aren't taking my weapons," replied Malley, who was armed with a semi-automatic rifle, a .45 caliber handgun and a knife, according to court records.
Another deputy eventually arrived and arrested Malley for aggravated assault
.
"

It's  beautiful. *sniff*
2013-08-21 09:33:35 AM
2 votes:
Darwin moves in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform.
2013-08-21 09:25:29 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-21 09:17:23 AM
2 votes:
Machete waits for the survivors.
2013-08-21 09:15:18 AM
2 votes:
funnycatwallpapers.com
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-21 08:12:43 AM
2 votes:
That would be totally cool!
2013-08-21 03:28:31 PM
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Mexican Man Arrested For Mass Murder
Police Officers, Minutemen Found Dead Near Border

PHOENIX - A Mexican man claims he did not murder anyone after he was arrested for being spotted near over two dozen bodies near the Arizona-Mexico border, authorities say.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio said that the man was crossing into the country illegally and had killed about 30 police officers and minutemen, whose bodies were found in separate groups in a portion of the barren lands between Arizona and Mexico. Shell casings, empty clips, Glocks, and AK-47s riddled the area around the corpses, suggesting that "the Mexican man had gotten into a firefight with the two groups, who were obviously working together to catch this madman," Arpaio said.

Forensic ballistics reports were "lost, and we are trying to recover them," Arpaio said.

The Mexican man had only this to say: "Me llamo Nestor de la Cruz. Tengo mi ciudadanía el año pasado. No he matado a nadie. Acabo de ver los cadáveres y traté de informar a la policía lo más rápido posible," which according to a Maricopa County Sheriff Department-supplied translator means "I used to assassinate politicians for drug cartels, so 30 gringos with guns was easy work for me." Arpaio says that the man will be dealt with appropriately. "I've got a prison tent with Jose Lopez written all over it," he said before dismissing the press conference. "There is much work to be done now, if you'll excuse me."

A representative of the Arizona Minutemen for Border Protection said to us anonymously that they will also be doing all they can to keep Mexicans from killing them in the future, and warned against Mexicans dressed as police officers in order to get through the border and into America. "Those Mexicans are sneaky. It is their nature," he told us. "We are just trying to protect the country and the jobs from these smelly, sleazy [not-racist term involving the moistness of the opposite of a front]. It's not about race, it's about safety."


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Either this didn't happen or over 30 armed men were not able to kill one person.

/Crap I fed a troll
2013-08-21 11:24:53 AM
1 votes:

tkwasny: The hatred wishes for people to die from the posters on this site verify it is being run from the West Wing boiler room bloggers.


The grammar infusions of chromosomal invalidity in this post verify it is being herped from the Stormfront derp brigade who singularly hope for Eugenics of brown people while hypocritically condemning those who also wish for the same of stupid ignorant people who are f*cking up our gene pool, regardless of their race.
2013-08-21 11:07:34 AM
1 votes:
Oooh, I hope so...

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2013-08-21 11:01:02 AM
1 votes:
So, when the two groups meet, will they do a Mexican Standoff?.
2013-08-21 10:56:17 AM
1 votes:

LasersHurt: tkwasny: The hatred wishes for people to die from the posters on this site verify it is being run from the West Wing boiler room bloggers.

This is a gold mine. "hatred wishes," and the phrase "West Wing boiler room bloggers"? It's premium derp.

Smell it, smell the heady fumes.


lol. I imagine you doing those fart-waft hands when you say that
2013-08-21 10:54:55 AM
1 votes:

tkwasny: LasersHurt: tkwasny: The hatred wishes for people to die from the posters on this site verify it is being run from the West Wing boiler room bloggers.

This is a gold mine. "hatred wishes," and the phrase "West Wing boiler room bloggers"? It's premium derp.

Smell it, smell the heady fumes.

So how are those lunches in the West Wing Mr. ball sweat?


The fumes are the headiest,
The balls the sweatiest,
Way back
Way back
Way back home
2013-08-21 10:46:17 AM
1 votes:

sweetmelissa31: "It's a free country. They're not violating any law. They're not trespassing," said Spencer

I don't think the "it's a free country" defense is valid after like the 3rd grade.


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2013-08-21 10:43:53 AM
1 votes:
"It's a free country. They're not violating any law. They're not trespassing," said Spencer

I don't think the "it's a free country" defense is valid after like the 3rd grade.
2013-08-21 10:43:38 AM
1 votes:
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2013-08-21 10:41:06 AM
1 votes:

kortex: They should work together. That way more future welfare recipients (liberals) would be eliminated.


Drug dealers are working people.  I hold them a little higher than welfare recipients.  Smuggling drugs across an international border is the sort of dangerous, dirty, hard work we should all respect.
2013-08-21 10:34:26 AM
1 votes:

Fista-Phobia: LEOs are civilians.


Approximately one in twelve would be born under that astrological sign, yes.
2013-08-21 10:31:41 AM
1 votes:
well regulated, indeed
2013-08-21 10:23:28 AM
1 votes:
Malley claimed "he had the right to point his rifle at the individual because he had reasonable suspicion to believe a crime was occurring,"

Cops don't like it when you use their own bullshiat lines against them.
2013-08-21 10:22:10 AM
1 votes:
Arpaio is clearly a liberal RINO trying to seize the legal guns of downtrodden citizens.
2013-08-21 10:08:54 AM
1 votes:
this could lead to some kind of stand off
2013-08-21 10:08:41 AM
1 votes:
Would anyone be surprised is Sheriff Joe were running a drug and human smuggling ring?
2013-08-21 09:57:58 AM
1 votes:

tkwasny: The hatred wishes for people to die from the posters on this site verify it is being run from the West Wing boiler room bloggers.


Hilarious. Just hilarious.
2013-08-21 09:56:02 AM
1 votes:
I swear to god, only you folks could turn the idea of two poorly trained militias accidentally shooting eachother into a problem that "Democrats" have.
2013-08-21 09:53:08 AM
1 votes:
The hatred wishes for people to die from the posters on this site verify it is being run from the West Wing boiler room bloggers.
2013-08-21 09:34:57 AM
1 votes:

This text is now purple: What a second... Maricopa isn't a border county.


Shh he's on a role.
2013-08-21 09:32:49 AM
1 votes:

This text is now purple: What a second... Maricopa isn't a border county.


Shh. You'l spoil the fun.
2013-08-21 09:32:36 AM
1 votes:
Sheriff Joe has a slave army in pink uniforms that he can muster any time that he wants.
2013-08-21 09:31:53 AM
1 votes:
I recommend giving all parties involved a one way ticket to Somalia.
2013-08-21 09:26:58 AM
1 votes:
Unfortunately, I don't think this is part of any proper GOP meltdown. This is  regional dick-waving. Could still bring the lulz, sure, but it's no GOP meltdown. It's more of ...an appetizer.
2013-08-21 09:25:50 AM
1 votes:
As much as I despise Arpaio, I agree with him in this case.  People trying to "play cop" can lead to very bad outcomes.

There may have been a recent incident supporting this, but I'm sure it was just brushed under the rug by the news media.
2013-08-21 09:24:29 AM
1 votes:
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2013-08-21 09:21:03 AM
1 votes:
A firefight between armed racist hillbillies and Sheriff Joe's men who are, likely, armed racist hillbillies?

Wheres the problem?
Ab3
2013-08-21 09:15:09 AM
1 votes:
The derp heard round the world...
 
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