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(NBC News)   GOP civil war is threatening to enter new heights as Sheriff Joe threatens to shoot militia members patrolling for Mexicans on sight if they point a gun at his militia patrolling for Mexicans   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 241
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2013-08-21 09:37:20 AM
Mexican Man Arrested For Mass Murder
Police Officers, Minutemen Found Dead Near Border

PHOENIX - A Mexican man claims he did not murder anyone after he was arrested for being spotted near over two dozen bodies near the Arizona-Mexico border, authorities say.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio said that the man was crossing into the country illegally and had killed about 30 police officers and minutemen, whose bodies were found in separate groups in a portion of the barren lands between Arizona and Mexico. Shell casings, empty clips, Glocks, and AK-47s riddled the area around the corpses, suggesting that "the Mexican man had gotten into a firefight with the two groups, who were obviously working together to catch this madman," Arpaio said.

Forensic ballistics reports were "lost, and we are trying to recover them," Arpaio said.

The Mexican man had only this to say: "Me llamo Nestor de la Cruz. Tengo mi ciudadanía el año pasado. No he matado a nadie. Acabo de ver los cadáveres y traté de informar a la policía lo más rápido posible," which according to a Maricopa County Sheriff Department-supplied translator means "I used to assassinate politicians for drug cartels, so 30 gringos with guns was easy work for me." Arpaio says that the man will be dealt with appropriately. "I've got a prison tent with Jose Lopez written all over it," he said before dismissing the press conference. "There is much work to be done now, if you'll excuse me."

A representative of the Arizona Minutemen for Border Protection said to us anonymously that they will also be doing all they can to keep Mexicans from killing them in the future, and warned against Mexicans dressed as police officers in order to get through the border and into America. "Those Mexicans are sneaky. It is their nature," he told us. "We are just trying to protect the country and the jobs from these smelly, sleazy [not-racist term involving the moistness of the opposite of a front]. It's not about race, it's about safety."
 
2013-08-21 09:37:23 AM
but the private 'volunteers' in Joe's little militia are OK?

seems to be dueling militia's here.  I don't see the problem.
 
2013-08-21 09:41:18 AM

This text is now purple: Would the DNC have worked any differently?


I think the punchline suggested that the place would turn into a giant firefight due to a heavy influx of paranoid 2nd amendment nuts. So, maybe?
 
2013-08-21 09:41:18 AM
This text is now purple:

It's not like westerners, Jews, or gays are exactly popular with the Ackbar set. I've noticed very few planes have been crashed into red states.

This place is as red as they come.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,586581,00.html
 
2013-08-21 09:41:39 AM
The deputies then got out, also dressed in camouflage

What could possibly go wrong if law enforcement officers conceal their uniform?
 
2013-08-21 09:43:01 AM

This text is now purple: clambam: This is why I wanted someone (not me!) to go to the repub Convention in 2012, scream "Allahu Ackbar!" and light off a pack of firecrackers. The resulting self-inflicted carnage would have been both amusing and educational.

Would the DNC have worked any differently?

It's not like westerners, Jews, or gays are exactly popular with the Ackbar set. I've noticed very few planes have been crashed into red states.


Why would they? They share the same political platform!
 
2013-08-21 09:43:04 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

May they all find justice on their own terms.
 
2013-08-21 09:45:04 AM

This text is now purple: I've noticed very few planes have been crashed into red states.


Virginia was a red state until Caribiou Barbie farked that all up, and, while PA usually goes blue, I'm betting Shanksville does not.
 
2013-08-21 09:45:22 AM
I would have imagined that a venn diagram of Joe's posse and the minute men would be very near a circle.
 
2013-08-21 09:46:09 AM
SisterMaryElephant: "but the private 'volunteers' in Joe's little militia are OK?"

He's not telling them to go home.
He's telling them *he's in charge* if they want to play soldier.

It's just an authoritarian pissing match.
 
2013-08-21 09:46:09 AM
For the record, almost all of these volunteer militia border patrol groups are out there to rob drug smugglers. That's pretty much their only real motive, and everybody knows it.
 
2013-08-21 09:46:25 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Sheriff Joe has a slave army in pink uniforms that he can muster any time that he wants.


So joe is a champion of slaanesh?
 
2013-08-21 09:46:41 AM

IlGreven: lilplatinum: A firefight between armed racist hillbillies and Sheriff Joe's men who are, likely, armed racist hillbillies?

Wheres the problem?

Turf wars have a lot of collateral damage, that's the problem.  But hey, Wayne wanted it, so we got it!


Its the middle of the desert, not a baltimore street corner.  The only innocent bystander to get clipped is going to be a cactus.
 
2013-08-21 09:46:42 AM
...

:D

Go for it!
 
2013-08-21 09:47:30 AM
I route for both sides on this one. It's a win, win for the rest of us if they all turn in to sieves.
 
2013-08-21 09:48:26 AM
Cold, dead hands.
 
2013-08-21 09:48:42 AM

Gonz: I just have one thing to say, to both sides:

You're in the right, here. Don't be a pussy.


I lol'd on the subway!
 
2013-08-21 09:48:53 AM
I don't think anyone could predict that xenophobic, nationalistic actions such as this would have detrimental derpmental effects.
 
2013-08-21 09:49:33 AM

lilplatinum: IlGreven: lilplatinum: A firefight between armed racist hillbillies and Sheriff Joe's men who are, likely, armed racist hillbillies?

Wheres the problem?

Turf wars have a lot of collateral damage, that's the problem.  But hey, Wayne wanted it, so we got it!

Its the middle of the desert, not a baltimore street corner.  The only innocent bystander to get clipped is going to be a cactus.


quite. and a beautiful illustration of what happens when everyone's got guns
 
2013-08-21 09:50:28 AM
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/would be the best thing to happen in AZ in a long time
//Number of Arpaio goons goes down and a number of J.T. Ready's get eliminated.
 
2013-08-21 09:52:55 AM

lilplatinum: IlGreven: lilplatinum: A firefight between armed racist hillbillies and Sheriff Joe's men who are, likely, armed racist hillbillies?

Wheres the problem?

Turf wars have a lot of collateral damage, that's the problem.  But hey, Wayne wanted it, so we got it!

Its the middle of the desert, not a baltimore street corner.  The only innocent bystander to get clipped is going to be a cactus.


I think you mean magazined.
 
2013-08-21 09:53:08 AM
The hatred wishes for people to die from the posters on this site verify it is being run from the West Wing boiler room bloggers.
 
2013-08-21 09:53:47 AM

starsrift: Its the middle of the desert, not a baltimore street corner.  The only innocent bystander to get clipped is going to be a cactus.

I think you mean magazined.


I loled.
 
2013-08-21 09:54:19 AM

tkwasny: The hatred wishes for people to die from the posters on this site verify it is being run from the West Wing boiler room bloggers.


This is a gold mine. "hatred wishes," and the phrase "West Wing boiler room bloggers"? It's premium derp.

Smell it, smell the heady fumes.
 
2013-08-21 09:54:21 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: "Me llamo Nestor de la Cruz. Tengo mi ciudadanía el año pasado. No he matado a nadie. Acabo de ver los cadáveres y traté de informar a la policía lo más rápido posible


My name is Nestor de la Cruz. I have my citizenship last year. I have not killed anyone
 
2013-08-21 09:54:50 AM
How dare they keep more entitlement junkies and potential democrat voters out of the country!

/nice to see the anti-violence and hugs fix everything crowd being so classy on here by praying for violence. Hate is still hate voting democrat doesn't absolve you of that
 
2013-08-21 09:56:02 AM
I swear to god, only you folks could turn the idea of two poorly trained militias accidentally shooting eachother into a problem that "Democrats" have.
 
2013-08-21 09:56:54 AM
Is there oil in Arizona?
 
2013-08-21 09:57:58 AM

tkwasny: The hatred wishes for people to die from the posters on this site verify it is being run from the West Wing boiler room bloggers.


Hilarious. Just hilarious.
 
2013-08-21 10:00:17 AM

Princess Ryans Knickers: Sock Ruh Tease: "Me llamo Nestor de la Cruz. Tengo mi ciudadanía el año pasado. No he matado a nadie. Acabo de ver los cadáveres y traté de informar a la policía lo más rápido posible

My name is Nestor de la Cruz. I have my citizenship last year. I have not killed anyone


and  "...I just saw the bodies and I tried to inform the police as soon as possible".
 
2013-08-21 10:02:01 AM
Hunger Games - Border-Style
 
2013-08-21 10:02:51 AM

LasersHurt: tkwasny: The hatred wishes for people to die from the posters on this site verify it is being run from the West Wing boiler room bloggers.

This is a gold mine. "hatred wishes," and the phrase "West Wing boiler room bloggers"? It's premium derp.

Smell it, smell the heady fumes.


So how are those lunches in the West Wing Mr. ball sweat?
 
2013-08-21 10:03:25 AM
For once, I would welcome our vulture-like media to cover this unfolding drama (and possible consequential improvement of the Arizona gene pool).

/pass teh popcorn?
 
2013-08-21 10:08:41 AM
Would anyone be surprised is Sheriff Joe were running a drug and human smuggling ring?
 
2013-08-21 10:08:54 AM
this could lead to some kind of stand off
 
2013-08-21 10:09:22 AM
The border sounds like a good place for killer robots.
 
2013-08-21 10:09:38 AM
I say we adopt and revise George Carlin's stance on capital punishment and make this a national event.

/PPV?  Does anyone even do that anymore?
//Fark it, just YouTube the whole mess
///If their servers ever stop farking up.
 
2013-08-21 10:10:33 AM
Oh jesus christ there are really people with little enough going on in their lives that they have to vigilante patrol the US border? Everyone needs a good dose of mind your own farking business.
 
2013-08-21 10:10:57 AM
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2013-08-21 10:12:11 AM
FTFA:
Malley claimed "he had the right to point his rifle at the individual because he had reasonable suspicion to believe a crime was occurring," according to the probable cause statement.

No, you don't have the right. You are a civilian, not a law enforcement. You do NOT have the right to point a rifle at anyone unless you are under the threat of bodily harm. If the cops tell you that they are the cops, you better drop your gun right that second.
 
2013-08-21 10:17:30 AM
Now that good ol boy Joe said that, if you are a person who likes to carry a rifle to secure your own neighborhood then you need to understand that should you end up face to face with some law enforcement officers you might have no other choice than to shoot first.  Nobody will blame you....other than the courts and police, so don't bother reporting what happened out there.  Best to keep a shovel in the trunk just in case.  Thanks Joe!  Yer doing a hell of a job as usual....

Remember exactly what Joe said...~"you will be luck to not have 30 rounds fired into you".
 
2013-08-21 10:17:35 AM

LasersHurt: tkwasny: The hatred wishes for people to die from the posters on this site verify it is being run from the West Wing boiler room bloggers.

This is a gold mine. "hatred wishes," and the phrase "West Wing boiler room bloggers"? It's premium derp.

Smell it, smell the heady fumes.


That's Alex Jones levels of quality.
 
2013-08-21 10:18:36 AM
Completely disorganized, probably disturbed heavily armed assholes vs kinda organized, probably-disturbed-but-not-too-badly-as-to-keep-him-out-of-public-offi ce heavily armed assholes; I think the sorta-organized ones are slightly less scary, but only slightly.
 
2013-08-21 10:19:06 AM

Billygoat Gruff: How dare they keep more entitlement junkies and potential democrat voters out of the country!

/nice to see the anti-violence and hugs fix everything crowd being so classy on here by praying for violence. Hate is still hate voting democrat doesn't absolve you of that



For me it's not hatred, it's apathy.  If these assholes wanna go out in the desert and shoot each other, I don't care.
 
2013-08-21 10:22:10 AM
Arpaio is clearly a liberal RINO trying to seize the legal guns of downtrodden citizens.
 
2013-08-21 10:23:13 AM

baka-san: Ordinarily I would not care, I just don't want any people shot cause Wrong Place Wrong Time Wrong Color.


Are any of the militia members anything other than "white"?  Of all the reasons they might get shot, race is not one of them.  Now, if any trigger-happy militiaman were to plug a deputy...things get interesting fast.
 
2013-08-21 10:23:18 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-08-21 10:23:28 AM
Malley claimed "he had the right to point his rifle at the individual because he had reasonable suspicion to believe a crime was occurring,"

Cops don't like it when you use their own bullshiat lines against them.
 
2013-08-21 10:26:06 AM

tkwasny: LasersHurt: tkwasny: The hatred wishes for people to die from the posters on this site verify it is being run from the West Wing boiler room bloggers.

This is a gold mine. "hatred wishes," and the phrase "West Wing boiler room bloggers"? It's premium derp.

Smell it, smell the heady fumes.

So how are those lunches in the West Wing Mr. ball sweat?


Does your employer know that you're insane?
 
2013-08-21 10:26:13 AM

Crotchrocket Slim: Completely disorganized, probably disturbed heavily armed assholes vs kinda organized, probably-disturbed-but-not-too-badly-as-to-keep-him-out-of-public-offi ce heavily armed assholes; I think the sorta-organized ones are slightly less scary, but only slightly.


Think how one type A must feel when ordered by another undocumented and badgeless type A to put their hands up?   Someone's head must have nearly self-sploded.
 
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