Harry Freakstorm: I felt a great disturbance in the Fark... as if millions and million liters suddenly started a Google Image search for a certain Hasselhoff animated gif.
FullMetalPanda: Was he German because I heard Germans love the Hoff.
belhade: To make it worse, he wasn't even supposed to be there today.
berylman: Better article including said advertisement. http://www.cnbc.com/id/100975717Iced Hoffee advert for Cumberland Farms ... I think being the assistant to the assistant crackwhore may carry more dignity Mr. Hasselhoff
micah1701: Follow up: The thief/driver of the car has turned him self in after realizing he's a douche. Kuddos to him for eventually doing the right thing, I suppose.http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Store-Clerk-Critically-Inur ed -Trying-to-Stop-Hasselhoff-Sign-Thieves-Steal-Cumberland-Farms-Shelton -220362401.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_CTBrand
brimed03: Oh, the Hoffmanity./can someone PhotoShop a Hoff manager?
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