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(MSNBC)   The Daily Caller addresses the important question about the Obama family: why don't they have any white dogs?   (maddowblog.msnbc.com ) divider line
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2013-08-21 07:19:32 AM  
I have always had black cats

Cant stand those white ones.

Always getting into the trash, shiatting all over the place

Black cats are the laziest and the easiest to keep up with
 
2013-08-21 07:27:15 AM  
A few days ago, a facebook acquaintance who has gone to the derp side posted a link to American Thinker, something about "ZOMG Obamacare TYRANNY" and when I responded rather gently, saying more or less that American Thinker is not a place to go for credible information, her response was, "It's not his BROWN skin that is the problem, it's his THIN skin."  Because of course, nobody cares that Obama is black, it's purely his policies etc.

She's chortling with glee over this article, all kinds of "jokes" about how the first dog is both black and white, ha ha ha ha.

So yeah, it's not about his brown skin.
 
2013-08-21 07:29:01 AM  

Kibbler: A few days ago, a facebook acquaintance who has gone to the derp side posted a link to American Thinker, something about "ZOMG Obamacare TYRANNY" and when I responded rather gently, saying more or less that American Thinker is not a place to go for credible information, her response was, "It's not his BROWN skin that is the problem, it's his THIN skin."  Because of course, nobody cares that Obama is black, it's purely his policies etc.

She's chortling with glee over this article, all kinds of "jokes" about how the first dog is both black and white, ha ha ha ha.

So yeah, it's not about his brown skin.


This brings us to the most important question of the 25th century: What color is Obama exactly?
 
2013-08-21 07:31:46 AM  
It doesn't matter, as long as there are lots of them.
 
2013-08-21 07:32:36 AM  

Kibbler: "It's not his BROWN skin that is the problem, it's his THIN skin."


My mom says the same thing while maintaining that she listens to Limbaugh because she is an independent thinker.
 
2013-08-21 07:34:16 AM  
Fur color or skin color? I have a dog with ink black fur, but white skin.
 
2013-08-21 07:35:19 AM  

Kibbler: A few days ago, a facebook acquaintance who has gone to the derp side posted a link to American Thinker, something about "ZOMG Obamacare TYRANNY" and when I responded rather gently, saying more or less that American Thinker is not a place to go for credible information, her response was, "It's not his BROWN skin that is the problem, it's his THIN skin."  Because of course, nobody cares that Obama is black, it's purely his policies etc.

She's chortling with glee over this article, all kinds of "jokes" about how the first dog is both black and white, ha ha ha ha.

So yeah, it's not about his brown skin.


Reminds me of a recent conversation with one of my co-workers.  After the rodeo clown dresses as Obama story aired:

Her - "How can they say it's racist? He's half white!"
Me - "He's black enough for racists"
Her - "OMG, people did these same kind of things to Bush when he was in office"
Me - "And you know about those same kind of things, because they reported on them, right?"
Her - "Yeah"
Me - "So what is the problem with reporting on this particular thing?"
Her - "Well you know I just don't like Obama"

Yes, yes I do.
 
2013-08-21 07:36:07 AM  

cman: Kibbler: A few days ago, a facebook acquaintance who has gone to the derp side posted a link to American Thinker, something about "ZOMG Obamacare TYRANNY" and when I responded rather gently, saying more or less that American Thinker is not a place to go for credible information, her response was, "It's not his BROWN skin that is the problem, it's his THIN skin."  Because of course, nobody cares that Obama is black, it's purely his policies etc.

She's chortling with glee over this article, all kinds of "jokes" about how the first dog is both black and white, ha ha ha ha.

So yeah, it's not about his brown skin.

This brings us to the most important question of the 25th century: What color is Obama exactly?


234, 175, 87
 
2013-08-21 07:36:50 AM  
The problem is that they are Portuguese dogs. Portuguese is spoken in countries close to communist countries like Cuba and Venezuela. It implies that the dogs are communists which Hammerandsicklebama trained them to be. Prove me wrong.
 
2013-08-21 07:37:10 AM  
Because Malia is allergic to dog dander, and the Portugese Water Dog is one of the breeds considered least likely to trigger a reaction?
 
2013-08-21 07:37:17 AM  

WHITE POODLES!

 
2013-08-21 07:37:49 AM  
Seems like a new low in pettiness.
 
2013-08-21 07:38:55 AM  

Lost Thought 00: 234, 175, 87


I need the official CMYK values that are in the manual
 
2013-08-21 07:43:21 AM  
I like the SNL skit when Harry Bellafonte  said the poodle is the black man of the dog world.
 
2013-08-21 07:43:28 AM  

Alphax: Seems like a new low in pettiness.




What about the cum-stained blue dress?

How quickly we forget the cum-stained blue dress.

Band name!
 
2013-08-21 07:44:50 AM  
This is the problem with conservative media. No matter how well intentioned they are when they launch, they invariably descend to this kind of derp, because this is exactly what conservatives want to read.
 
2013-08-21 07:46:07 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Alphax: Seems like a new low in pettiness.

What about the cum-stained blue dress?

How quickly we forget the cum-stained blue dress.

Band name!


Nah, I'm pretty sure that dog color is the most meaningless thing they've ever complained about.
 
2013-08-21 07:50:20 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-21 07:52:32 AM  
Who is gonna address Sean Hannity's inexplicable continued consumption of our precious oxygen?
 
2013-08-21 07:56:30 AM  
They're racists?
 
2013-08-21 07:57:54 AM  
Someone please add Portugese Water Dogs to the LOTCATGOPATA list. Thanks.
 
2013-08-21 07:58:08 AM  

SlothB77: Fur color or skin color? I have a dog with ink black fur, but white skin.


I have dark hair but a lily white scalp. It's crazy, right? Granted, I am from Kenya.
 
2013-08-21 08:01:14 AM  
The problem with white dogs is you can easily see just how dirty they are, and unlike cats, they make no effort to keep themselves clean.
 
2013-08-21 08:02:03 AM  
apparently there are no photos of fat portuguese water dogs

:(
 
2013-08-21 08:03:00 AM  

Alphax: StoPPeRmobile: Alphax: Seems like a new low in pettiness.

What about the cum-stained blue dress?

How quickly we forget the cum-stained blue dress.

Band name!

Nah, I'm pretty sure that dog color is the most meaningless thing they've ever complained about.




So, you value a cum-stained dress?
 
2013-08-21 08:04:49 AM  
This is Bo, the Obama's dog:
img.fark.net

This is Boabdil (AKA Abu Abdallah Muhammad XII), the last Moorish ruler of Spain and Portugal.
The Moors were muslims who hailed from Africa.  Kenya is in Africa, for you libtards who were "educated" in public schools.
Boabdil was defeated and driven from Europe by Ferdinand and Isabella, who also funded Christopher Columbus' voyage to discover America.
img.fark.net

Bo is a black Portugese water dog.

Who symbolizes the BLACK muslims who invaded Christian PORTUGAL and Spain across the WATER from AFRICA.

And now lives in the WHITE House intended for the leader of America, which was discovered with the aid of the king and queen who defeated Bo's namesake.

0bama is flaunting a muslim reconquista in your face, and you don't even know it, sheeple.

Study it out.

images.alternet.org
 
2013-08-21 08:06:57 AM  
But don't you dare call them racist.
 
2013-08-21 08:07:37 AM  
Because the Obamas aren't trying to form a hockey team?
 
2013-08-21 08:08:07 AM  
I prefer when people have issues with the source of the dogs, not the color of their fur. At least Socks was a stray that wandered into the WH.
 
2013-08-21 08:11:44 AM  
According to hope and change the dog is solar powered.


img708.imageshack.us
 
2013-08-21 08:16:22 AM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: They're racists?


You are the real racist, for pointing out that they pointed out the dogs' color.
 
2013-08-21 08:17:44 AM  

Jackson Herring: apparently there are no photos of fat portuguese water dogs

:(


Another reason not to trust President Fart and his foreign dogs. Real American dogs are fat.
 
2013-08-21 08:17:47 AM  

wildcardjack: At least Socks was a stray that wandered into the WH.


Seriously?
 
2013-08-21 08:19:40 AM  
FARTUGUESE WATER DOGS
 
2013-08-21 08:21:13 AM  

someonelse: FARTUGUESE WATER DOGS


likin this
 
2013-08-21 08:31:28 AM  

Alphax: Seems like a new low in pettiness.




i50.tinypic.com

The bar has already been set so low, the next Republican Party convention's at a limbo dancing contest.
 
2013-08-21 08:32:06 AM  

Raharu: According to hope and change the dog is solar powered.

[img708.imageshack.us image 648x587]


Wow. That bottom center panel confirms my suspicions that Stilton Jarlsberg is a near-perfect exemplar of Poe's Law.

I don't know if I should pro-actively send that to the two or three people who usually send me fwd: fwd: fwd: 0BAMA IS A MUSLIN SOSHULIST stuff.

I am almost certain they would take it literally.
 
2013-08-21 08:44:46 AM  
Not racist, but #1 with racists.....

But, really, you'd have to be a truly ice-hearted troll to find anything bad to say about a puppy that looks like this:

www.breederretriever.com
 
2013-08-21 08:45:02 AM  

cman: Kibbler: A few days ago, a facebook acquaintance who has gone to the derp side posted a link to American Thinker, something about "ZOMG Obamacare TYRANNY" and when I responded rather gently, saying more or less that American Thinker is not a place to go for credible information, her response was, "It's not his BROWN skin that is the problem, it's his THIN skin."  Because of course, nobody cares that Obama is black, it's purely his policies etc.

She's chortling with glee over this article, all kinds of "jokes" about how the first dog is both black and white, ha ha ha ha.

So yeah, it's not about his brown skin.

This brings us to the most important question of the 25th century: What color is Obama exactly?


I dunno.  Burnt sienna?
 
2013-08-21 08:47:19 AM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: They're racists?


Even worse -- they're dog racists.
 
2013-08-21 08:53:22 AM  

Parthenogenetic: This is Bo, the Obama's dog:
[img.fark.net image 156x133]

This is Boabdil (AKA Abu Abdallah Muhammad XII), the last Moorish ruler of Spain and Portugal.
The Moors were muslims who hailed from Africa.  Kenya is in Africa, for you libtards who were "educated" in public schools.
Boabdil was defeated and driven from Europe by Ferdinand and Isabella, who also funded Christopher Columbus' voyage to discover America.
[img.fark.net image 167x206]

Bo is a black Portugese water dog.

Who symbolizes the BLACK muslims who invaded Christian PORTUGAL and Spain across the WATER from AFRICA.

And now lives in the WHITE House intended for the leader of America, which was discovered with the aid of the king and queen who defeated Bo's namesake.

0bama is flaunting a muslim reconquista in your face, and you don't even know it, sheeple.

Study it out.

[images.alternet.org image 310x220]




Obamapocalyse is pretty funny.
 
2013-08-21 08:55:34 AM  

Raharu: According to hope and change the dog is solar powered.


[img708.imageshack.us image 648x587]


I was wondering how Egypt would still be Obama's fault.  I knew these guys wouldn't let me down.
 
2013-08-21 08:56:23 AM  

Jackpot777: Alphax: Seems like a new low in pettiness.

[i50.tinypic.com image 850x680]

The bar has already been set so low, the next Republican Party convention's at a limbo dancing contest.


Walt Frazier is conspiring against America too?!
 
2013-08-21 08:57:18 AM  

Raharu: According to hope and change the dog is solar powered.


[img708.imageshack.us image 648x587]


Wow. They're blaming Obama for the Muslim Brotherhood and the Oklahoma baseball player shooting?! You know what, Republicans? Just use the "N" word, it's slightly less insulting.
 
2013-08-21 09:08:20 AM  
Folks, we're missing the obvious: He's reserving white dogs for eating.

That's right.  0bama eats white dogs.
 
2013-08-21 09:08:26 AM  

cman: Kibbler: A few days ago, a facebook acquaintance who has gone to the derp side posted a link to American Thinker, something about "ZOMG Obamacare TYRANNY" and when I responded rather gently, saying more or less that American Thinker is not a place to go for credible information, her response was, "It's not his BROWN skin that is the problem, it's his THIN skin."  Because of course, nobody cares that Obama is black, it's purely his policies etc.

She's chortling with glee over this article, all kinds of "jokes" about how the first dog is both black and white, ha ha ha ha.

So yeah, it's not about his brown skin.

This brings us to the most important question of the 25th century: What color is Obama exactly?


I don't know, but he's several shades lighter than the Speaker of the House. I noticed that a few State of the Union addresses ago.
 
2013-08-21 09:09:33 AM  
Chicken-dogs, the other white meat.
 
2013-08-21 09:19:19 AM  
The conservative movement simply doesn't exist without racists. They need to constantly put these little wink and nod statements out there to let their base know they're still with them.
 
2013-08-21 09:22:40 AM  
 It's like, how much more black could this dog be? And the answer is none. None more black.
 
2013-08-21 09:23:55 AM  
Whoever wrote the Caller article has clearly never actually owned a white dog.

imageshack.com

/loved that dog
//hated- HATED having to brush five pounds of hair off her every week during the summer
///three years since she died and I'm STILL finding her hair here and there
////slashies for victory
 
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