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(LiveLeak) Video I think that we've just found the all time worst or all time greatest walk down the aisle by a bride ever. (Not safe for work language)   (liveleak.com ) divider line
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2013-08-21 12:08:47 AM  
That makes even Gypsy and Russian mafia weddings look classy.
 
2013-08-21 12:09:01 AM  
How could you not find a daughter singing her mother down the aisle lovely, beautiful, and profoundly moving?

/I was this close to heaving, myself.
 
2013-08-21 12:11:45 AM  
Whatever.  It's her thing, I guess.  The dad of the kid in the foreground sure seemed appreciative.
 
2013-08-21 12:17:24 AM  
Wow.
 
2013-08-21 12:26:12 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

/Go fark yourself wedding guests!
 
2013-08-21 12:28:30 AM  
Well, the groom and his groomsmen appear to be wearing bandanas, and the groom has a polytail, I'm guessing those two are made for each other, well, and for divorce lawyers.
 
2013-08-21 12:38:46 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Well, the groom and his groomsmen appear to be wearing bandanas, and the groom has a polytail, I'm guessing those two are made for each other, well, and for divorce lawyers.


And meth dealers.
 
2013-08-21 07:26:12 AM  

propasaurus: TuteTibiImperes: Well, the groom and his groomsmen appear to be wearing bandanas, and the groom has a polytail, I'm guessing those two are made for each other, well, and for divorce lawyers.

And meth dealers.


Meth is white. Seems appropriate for a wedding.
 
2013-08-21 07:27:34 AM  
that sucked
 
2013-08-21 07:28:50 AM  

propasaurus: TuteTibiImperes: Well, the groom and his groomsmen appear to be wearing bandanas, and the groom has a polytail, I'm guessing those two are made for each other, well, and for divorce lawyers.

And meth dealers.


This is why I love fark.... well played
 
2013-08-21 07:36:26 AM  
Well, there's 96 seconds of my life I'll never get back...
 
2013-08-21 07:51:38 AM  
The hillbillyfication of America
 
2013-08-21 07:57:50 AM  
I don't want to be white anymore
 
2013-08-21 08:00:51 AM  
I just hope they don't rock that double wide off of its blocks tonight.
 
2013-08-21 08:12:34 AM  
So, Duck Dynasty and Honey Boo Boo are the most popular shows on cable?

Didn't see this coming.
 
2013-08-21 08:13:19 AM  
You can take the bride out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the bride.

/and I mean the Whole Trailer Park!
//Has anyone seen my keys?
/// Slashies for the butterfly knife in her garter.
 
2013-08-21 08:47:00 AM  
That groom deserves everything that's coming his way. Stupid f*ck.
 
2013-08-21 08:51:31 AM  
the fact that they invited children and did that angers me way more than it should. Not for the fact that the kids would hear the lyrics but more so because of the disrespect it showed to the parents of the children who obviously weren't given a heads up and allowed to make an informed decision about whether or not to bring their children. It seems like a breach of trust to me.
 
2013-08-21 08:54:49 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: That groom deserves everything that's coming his way. Stupid f*ck.


There's a time and place for everything. This wasn't it. And don't give me that lame 'this is HER day' bullshiat, either. She's just a nasty skanky ho.
 
2013-08-21 09:28:23 AM  
I would have left the wedding before she even made it down the aisle. And I would have taken my gift. And I would have sent an angry letter. Possibly in an envelope containing feces.
 
2013-08-21 09:34:18 AM  

FarkingReading: I would have left the wedding before she even made it down the aisle. And I would have taken my gift. And I would have sent an angry letter. Possibly in an envelope containing feces.


You'd take your gift back just to mail it to them?
 
2013-08-21 09:37:53 AM  
Yeah. Maybe the traditional music we hear at weddings isn't so bad after all.
 
2013-08-21 09:38:36 AM  
Oh, COME ON. That's the song that was playing when they first met! And they farked that night. In the men's bathroom.
 
2013-08-21 09:41:57 AM  
There is zero possibility the police will one day end up refereeing a fight in the front yard of that lovely couple's home.
 
2013-08-21 09:45:48 AM  

Relatively Obscure: FarkingReading: I would have left the wedding before she even made it down the aisle. And I would have taken my gift. And I would have sent an angry letter. Possibly in an envelope containing feces.

You'd take your gift back just to mail it to them?


No, no. My gift to them was just an envelope. I'm suggesting I would add an extra gift.
 
2013-08-21 10:16:26 AM  
I have literally never heard this song before. Apparently, according to the Google, its quite popular with in the Hillbilly /White trash stripper crowd. See! Learn something new everyday!
 
2013-08-21 10:18:53 AM  
This is pretty much what shunning was invented for.
 
2013-08-21 10:28:38 AM  

Not_Todd: This is pretty much what shunning the internet was invented for.


FTFY
 
2013-08-21 10:38:20 AM  

Lando Lincoln: Oh, COME ON. That's the song that was playing when they first met! And they farked that night. In the men's bathroom.

Of the strip club she works at.

 
2013-08-21 10:41:24 AM  
It's still better than the chicken dance song.
 
2013-08-21 10:48:36 AM  
If these people invited you to their wedding and you went, you DESERVE to be there...............    and if you brought your kid, it sucks to be you but you shoulda known better.....................
 
2013-08-21 10:58:57 AM  
I bet her vagina smells like tuna drenched in rancid ketchup.

They really shouldn't let people like that reproduce.
 
2013-08-21 11:28:08 AM  
Weddings always deserve respect no matter the avenue and style chosen by the bride.

This idiot biatch forgot that and treated it like a joke, or the very least, like her getting married was the culmination of childish daydreaming.
 
2013-08-21 11:47:44 AM  

fickenchucker: Weddings always deserve respect no matter the avenue and style chosen by the bride.

This idiot biatch forgot that and treated it like a joke, or the very least, like her getting married was the culmination of childish daydreaming.


"My mamma told me to 'stop acting like a skank-ass biatch for one day.' Well, I'll show HER how a skank-ass biatch acts like! I'm gonna embarass the sheeut outta her in fronta all her friends!"

Ah, classic southern rebellion. It is the spice of life down there.
 
2013-08-21 11:47:51 AM  
Bookmark.
 
2013-08-21 12:18:30 PM  
I couldn't even get a minute into that, just farking awful. Who does bad karaoke walking down the aisle? Apparently a tone-deaf, nose-singing trailer queen. I can't imagine having to sit through that in person.

At first, I'd be like:
www.emotioneric.com
Then I'd be like:
24.media.tumblr.com

I'd honestly have to restrain myself from awkwardly (for her) making my exit down the aisle whilst she was still in the midst of that, taking the time to lean into her mike and drop a "stay classy" on the way by.
 
2013-08-21 12:25:59 PM  
"I'm a 43 yr old grandma....!" and other glorious comments about the whole situation can be found here:

http://www.uproxx.com/music/2013/08/a-bride-used-buckcherrys-crazy-bi​a​tch-for-her-wedding-march-and-defended-it-on-youtube/
 
2013-08-21 12:27:44 PM  

Mistymtnhop: I have literally never heard this song before.


As opposed to figuratively not hearing the song before?
 
2013-08-21 12:32:10 PM  
The guy in the plaid shirt reaction was great.  Just and awesome WTF? from him.
 
2013-08-21 12:41:48 PM  
YouTube: "Crazy biatch Wedding March" by Kendra Garber (1 video, joined Aug 15, 2013)
618,740 views - Like 569     Dislike 3,923
Published on Aug 15, 2013
My mom dancing down the isle doin what she wants having fun and being her.
 
2013-08-21 01:18:36 PM  

LesserEvil: I bet her vagina smells like tuna drenched in rancid ketchup.

They really shouldn't let people like that reproduce.


New keyboard please...
 
2013-08-21 01:23:41 PM  
It's Oklahoma.
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land.
The common clay of the new West.
You know... morons.
 
2013-08-21 01:46:52 PM  

Maud Dib: It's Oklahoma.
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land.
The common clay of the new West.
You know... morons.


It's Pekin, Illinois and there is a difference between Illinois and Oklahoma but I don't think you can tell it here.
 
2013-08-21 02:11:04 PM  

Captain Throat Punch: "I'm a 43 yr old grandma....!" and other glorious comments about the whole situation can be found here:

http://www.uproxx.com/music/2013/08/a-bride-used-buckcherrys-crazy-bi a tch-for-her-wedding-march-and-defended-it-on-youtube/


Holy shiat, that's great! The bride's response is perfect! I especially love the part where she brings up IQ, and then immediately uses "then" instead of "than" to demonstrate her high IQ

"who made the rule on how my wedding should be and just so you know it was my wedding at my house and they were my guests if and when you ever find anyone to marry your narrow minded self you can have your wedding at your location with your guests in your way and guess what I will respect your choice because I live in the USA and that is what we do here. And thank you to all my friends and family (including my son) who fight or have fought for my freedom to do this"

"Wow I can promise I am not pregnant and I will bet my IQ is higher then yours and guess what I am employed with a great job and in my job I care for all different people with no judgment. WE had a wedding for us the craziness that is in our heads and all our friends and family get it. Have been told it was greatest wedding people have been too. You all just upset that you don't have creativity or the balls to live your life freely like we do. Thank GOD I live in the USA"

"See everyone loved it I have total self respect and proud of everything I do with no regrets and thank GOD I can defend this. All those people are my family they grew up with me and raised me. I stand by this and so does my husband friends and family. All I wish is that I can find a wider shot so you all can see all the guests dancing and rocking out like we always do. I am a 43 year old grandma who rocks out and enjoys life. Proud of me and my family so all that are out there ROCK ON"
 
2013-08-21 02:21:11 PM  

HairBolus: Maud Dib: It's Oklahoma.
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land.
The common clay of the new West.
You know... morons.

It's Pekin, Illinois and there is a difference between Illinois and Oklahoma but I don't think you can tell it here.



Pekin.  That explains a lot.  Home of the Pekin Chinks.

Their high school used to have white kids in coolie outfits as mascots.
 
2013-08-21 02:25:38 PM  

Dufus: I just hope they don't rock that double wide off of its blocks tonight.


You're assuming they didn't get arrested at the reception/brawl.
 
2013-08-21 02:51:47 PM  
Too many in this video forgot to wear their Spanx.
 
2013-08-21 02:54:03 PM  

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It's the "Douche - Bag" wedding

 
2013-08-21 03:20:57 PM  

HairBolus: Maud Dib: It's Oklahoma.
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land.
The common clay of the new West.
You know... morons.

It's Pekin, Illinois and there is a difference between Illinois and Oklahoma but I don't think you can tell it here.


we always called it PeKKKin
 
2013-08-21 03:22:52 PM  
I blame obammy, and gay marriage.
 
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