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(SFGate)   The Lusty Lady, San Francisco's only employee-owned peep show strip club, forced to close due to rising rents. Patrons' pants set to fly at half-mast tomorrow   (sfgate.com) divider line 3
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2246 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Aug 2013 at 7:50 AM (34 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-21 08:08:07 AM
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The board meeting of the Lusty Lady is called to order. First item. Declining revenues. As you can see from this chart, the Price to Peep or P2P index has been stable for the past ten years why our Cost to Peep, or C2P has nearly doubled. As you may know the C2P includes rent, utility, security and jizz remover, aka JR. As we break down the C2P on this chart here, you can see these costs have risen quite a bit. Especially the jizz remover.

Question: Can we find a lower cost jizz remover?

Good question: We organized a Tiger Team last year to research and test cheaper JR. Their findings, as forwarded to this board, said that although we were buying high dollar JR the quality was such that we would have to use more JR of a cheaper price to equal what we were getting from the current JR. Our current supplier, Saudi Arabia Jizz Be Gone, has tried to work with us in the past but current middle east unrest has made the supplies tenuous.

Question: How about Canadian Tar Sands Jizz Remover. This is a newer product. Maybe the Tiger Team didn't research that option.

Good point. They looked at CTSJR and determined that, at the time, CTSJR wasn't a mature product but we could look at it again and see if the price and quality is comparable. Anyone want to research this?

Aye!

Let the record show that Redhead Rhonda will research CTSJR prices and compare them to current SAJR rates.

Excuse me. I have to leave this meeting. My Android app tells me that I have someone putting quarters in to my booth. I gotta get back to work.

Let the record show the Petite Mary had to leave the meeting because some mark was putting quarters in to her booth.

Okay. That's all I have for this meeting. Unless we address these costs or retrofit the booths to take dollars, this operation will... is everyone's android app buzzing? Is the entire U S Navy docked in town today? Okay. Meeting adjourned but remember, costs, people. Costs are going up. This isn't a recession proof business anymore!
2013-08-21 09:05:03 AM
3 votes:
What a peep show may look like.
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2013-08-21 08:21:45 AM
1 votes:
Yes, it's sad that shiatty businesses can't stay open despite not being able to afford their basic overhead costs.
 
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