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(Daily Mail)   If you're trying to save water, put a brick in your toilet tank. Do not substitute a fetus   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 32
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2013-08-20 11:50:01 PM  
10:00 AM

On a Tuesday

"The Gang Finds a Fetus"
 
2013-08-21 12:03:13 AM  
Okay then. This trumps my bad bathroom experiences. Only slightly, but the worked has cleaned a worse room than I.
 
2013-08-21 12:11:58 AM  
Worst upper-decker ever

/window seat should have an engraved plaque with my name on it by now
 
2013-08-21 12:15:23 AM  
"It's a clean place to be in Philadelphia"

"Starters Bar? Start em working young, I say!"
 
2013-08-21 01:41:53 AM  
The Daily Fail etc...
 
2013-08-21 02:51:31 AM  
Yeah, that doesn't work too well because as the body rots, it will float, minimizing the water saving effects.
 
2013-08-21 02:54:40 AM  
But what if you're trying to give the bathroom the "New Baby" smell?
 
2013-08-21 02:56:42 AM  
Wouldn't fit down the business end of the toilet?
 
2013-08-21 02:58:36 AM  

calbert: 10:00 AM

On a Tuesday

"The Gang Finds a Fetus"



Hahahahaha!
 
2013-08-21 03:05:12 AM  
Is there any kind of record for stuffing fetuses in toilet tanks? I'm asking for a friend
 
2013-08-21 03:14:13 AM  

SpdrJay: But what if you're trying to give the bathroom the "New Baby" smell?


not a baby...just a fetus...meh.

trollin'
 
2013-08-21 03:22:53 AM  
This is why we need to get GOD back into our toilets!
 
2013-08-21 03:31:08 AM  
Looks like Bean didn't make it out this time.

/obscure? I hope not.
 
2013-08-21 03:33:21 AM  
lesterandcharlie.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-21 03:51:10 AM  
Kid obviously couldn't hold his alcohol.
 
2013-08-21 04:20:17 AM  
Stan: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But ... you can't HAVE babies!
Stan: Don't you oppress me!
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box cistern?
 
2013-08-21 04:31:32 AM  

calbert: 10:00 AM

On a Tuesday

"The Gang Finds a Fetus"


That...was genius.
 
2013-08-21 04:34:17 AM  
Sounds crazy, like an Orson Scott Card plot device.
 
2013-08-21 05:43:14 AM  
So.... they tried flushing it but it wouldn't go down? That's an unfortunate floater.
 
2013-08-21 05:50:27 AM  
Apparently the Daily Fail thinks Philadelphia extends 50 miles in any direction.
 
2013-08-21 05:51:29 AM  

swingbozo: Wouldn't fit down the business end of the toilet?


She prolly didn't want to clog up the pipes. Sanitation department has been complaining about that sort of thing lately.
 
2013-08-21 07:07:50 AM  
Yum soup.
 
2013-08-21 07:32:07 AM  
Ironically, the brick thing is ALSO a bad idea...they disintegrate over time, and can screw up the plumbing.

Ordinary rocks are better.

Oh, and low-flow toilets suck.  Just not enough...
 
2013-08-21 07:35:34 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Worst upper-decker ever

/window seat should have an engraved plaque with my name on it by now


Came here to say this, so you probably won't be alone....
 
2013-08-21 08:04:05 AM  

phrawgh: This is why we need to get GOD back into our toilets!


if only she would have aborted that fetus like a civilized person!
 
2013-08-21 08:25:47 AM  
Well that is one committed alcoholic. She didn't even let a little thing like miscarriage ruin a fun night.
 
2013-08-21 08:31:34 AM  
I work only 3 minutes from that place.  It's not in Philadelphia.  It is located 5 minutes outside Bethlehem city along Route 378.  Philly is about an hour away.  Not a bad venue for some decent cold beer and good wings.  Servers are nice to look at as well.  I just never knew they were going with exotic additions like fetus simmered in tank water with lemon pledge infused broth.  Cops have a suspect.

stokereport.com
 
2013-08-21 08:40:34 AM  

doglover: Okay then. This trumps my bad bathroom experiences. Only slightly, but the worked has cleaned a worse room than I.


I don't know; they didn't smell this before they found it, and got to call someone else to take it away.  I think I've seen quite a few stories posted around here that would be worse.  This is unfortunate, but it was ... contained.  They just saw something they'd rather not.
 
2013-08-21 08:46:03 AM  
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
 
2013-08-21 10:36:12 AM  

PunGent: Ironically, the brick thing is ALSO a bad idea...they disintegrate over time, and can screw up the plumbing.

Ordinary rocks are better.

Oh, and low-flow toilets suck.  Just not enough...


I just use an old glass jar with the top off.
 
2013-08-21 02:36:29 PM  
I knew a girl in college, I guess she didn't know you were supposed to put it in the tank and just the bowl to save water.  (it wouldn't flush either)
 
2013-08-21 02:37:29 PM  

2KanZam: I knew a girl in college, I guess she didn't know you were supposed to put it in the tank and just not the bowl to save water.  (it wouldn't flush either)

 
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