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(E! Online)   Woman dislocates her jaw on a triple-layer burger, says it was worth it   (eonline.com) divider line 49
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2013-08-20 11:34:55 PM
Not one of these?

www.kidfreeliving.com
 
2013-08-20 11:58:25 PM
Well, that IS how snakes eat things bigger than their heads, isn't it?
 
2013-08-21 12:14:24 AM
 
2013-08-21 12:14:49 AM
The burger, called the "Kids in America Burger," is three patties, pretzels and candied bacon and offered at the Almost Famous restaurant in Liverpool.

Yes...yes...keep coming out with fatter and fatter foods making fun of America's obesity problem and very soon you will have your own.

/Not gonna lie though, I'd eat it
//Hamburger looks tasty too
 
2013-08-21 12:36:40 AM
I've got something she can dislocate her jaw on, ifyaknowwhatimean.

a jawbreaker
 
2013-08-21 12:56:46 AM
Growing up we had a rule, "never eat anything bigger than your head".
 
2013-08-21 05:29:56 AM
Peate suffers from Ehlers-Danlos Sydnrome (EDS)


Well I guess we're all lucky that she doesn't suffer from a GI disorder.  Thanks, E!, for keeping us infromed.
 
2013-08-21 05:35:22 AM
I got something she can try and swallow if shes that dedicated.
 
2013-08-21 05:37:22 AM
Yeah, you don't need to put pretzels on a burger.

Stupid brits.
 
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2013-08-21 05:38:01 AM
that thing would dislocate my aorta
 
2013-08-21 05:38:55 AM

scottydoesntknow: The burger, called the "Kids in America Burger," is three patties, pretzels and candied bacon and offered at the Almost Famous restaurant in Liverpool.

Yes...yes...keep coming out with fatter and fatter foods making fun of America's obesity problem and very soon you will have your own.

/Not gonna lie though, I'd eat it
//Hamburger looks tasty too


I wouldn't.
/Had a bad experience with pretzels on a burger once.
//Well it was a pretzel bun.
///BTW the Pretzel burger at wendy's is horrible.
 
2013-08-21 05:55:46 AM
Way to practice!
 
2013-08-21 05:59:44 AM
She's a social media manager. She should have been sent home from A&E with a feeding tube.
 
2013-08-21 06:15:17 AM
The Hero tag is dead
 
2013-08-21 06:17:15 AM

abhorrent1: The Hero tag is dead


took you this long to figure that out?
 
2013-08-21 06:22:29 AM
It's not Fark, it's digg.com.
 
2013-08-21 06:24:45 AM
Never understood people that don't want a proper meat to bun ratio in their burgers. Why not just cook up a pallet of beef and smear cheese all over it.
 
2013-08-21 06:28:05 AM
Hero tag may well be dead, but I will give kudos to this woman for how she handled the situation. Due to a medical condition she dislocated her jaw, requiring a trip to the hospital. She, as a social media manager, sends a tweet basically praising the hospital for their treatment of her condition; however, thanks to how she dislocated her jaw, the story goes viral.instead of doing as I would expect and sueing the restaurant for having dangerous food or for not carrying to her "disability", she is owning the situation and laughing at herself. And this came from the Nanny State, one of the last places I would expect to see this behavior. So, again, good for her./You may return to your regularly scheduled snark.
 
2013-08-21 06:32:51 AM
Now that's a keeper, what a trooper.
 
2013-08-21 06:34:47 AM

simplicimus: Growing up we had a rule, "never eat anything bigger than your head".


m5.i.pbase.com
 
2013-08-21 06:37:11 AM
I've got some meat for her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/the obvious ones were done
 
2013-08-21 06:48:13 AM
a social media manager

/groan
 
2013-08-21 06:58:45 AM

mikesup: Hero tag may well be dead, but I will give kudos to this woman for how she handled the situation. Due to a medical condition she dislocated her jaw, requiring a trip to the hospital. She, as a social media manager, sends a tweet basically praising the hospital for their treatment of her condition; however, thanks to how she dislocated her jaw, the story goes viral.instead of doing as I would expect and sueing the restaurant for having dangerous food or for not carrying to her "disability", she is owning the situation and laughing at herself. And this came from the Nanny State, one of the last places I would expect to see this behavior. So, again, good for her./You may return to your regularly scheduled snark.


perhaps you're wrong about it being a nanny state. or perhaps that's the wrong word for it
 
2013-08-21 07:00:14 AM
www.veteranstoday.com
 
2013-08-21 07:07:38 AM
So not all people suffering from Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome are obnoxious, little midgets? Who knew......
/Baba Booey
 
2013-08-21 07:11:47 AM
The American Version:

 Woman dislocates her jaw doing amateur porn, panics because she has no insurance and decides to go eat a triple burger and sue the restaurant.
 
2013-08-21 07:17:21 AM
Are you sure she didn't say, "i wa woo i"
 
2013-08-21 07:17:29 AM
I decided to look up Ehlers-Danlos on a Google search and I just typed in Eh and it autoguessed Ehlers-Danlos right after Eharmony (lol on that).  I know very little starts with Eh- but damn...
 
2013-08-21 07:24:04 AM
I've honestly never had an "amazing" hamburger.
 
2013-08-21 07:33:13 AM

assjuice: I've honestly never had an "amazing" hamburger.


You should go to some better burger places.
 
2013-08-21 07:41:00 AM
Oh, fark everything...
But especially "Social
Media Mangers
"
 
2013-08-21 07:44:28 AM

Ed Grubermann: simplicimus: Growing up we had a rule, "never eat anything bigger than your head".

[m5.i.pbase.com image 776x506]




That's silly, cows are delicious.
 
2013-08-21 07:45:04 AM

assjuice: I've honestly never had an "amazing" hamburger.


You have never been hungry enough.
 
2013-08-21 07:59:19 AM

abhorrent1: a social media manager

/groan


yes. some executive's fark bunny, perhaps.

or perhaps rampant nepotism.

/ time to fire more QA. efficiency!
 
2013-08-21 08:00:26 AM

DblDad: Obligatory.


Wtf?! Never seen that before and now the nightmares begin.
 
2013-08-21 08:12:34 AM
Who the fark puts pretzels on a farking hamburger?
 
2013-08-21 08:12:38 AM

assjuice: I've honestly never had an "amazing" hamburger.


Man card, let's see it.

/Papers, Please.
//Inconsistency! Sex:M Transcript: "I've honestly never had an 'amazing' hamburger."
 
2013-08-21 08:13:20 AM
A triple patty bacon cheeseburger dislocated my rectum once
 
2013-08-21 08:22:53 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-08-21 08:35:18 AM

DjangoStonereaver: [i.qkme.me image 625x317]


I'd get face deep in her baconator, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-08-21 08:43:35 AM

Oldiron_79: I got something she can try and swallow if shes that dedicated.


She does sound like a real trooper, doesn't she?
 
2013-08-21 08:47:09 AM

AngryDragon: Oldiron_79: I got something she can try and swallow if shes that dedicated.

She does sound like a real trooper, doesn't she?


I'd give her some marching orders, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/I really am surprised at how cute she is
 
2013-08-21 08:55:33 AM

PizzaJedi81: AngryDragon: Oldiron_79: I got something she can try and swallow if shes that dedicated.

She does sound like a real trooper, doesn't she?

I'd give her some marching orders, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/I really am surprised at how cute she is




I wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man, and she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
The beauty is there but a beast is in the heart

Oh here she comes
Watch out boy shell chew you up
Oh here she comes
She's a maneater
 
2013-08-21 09:02:44 AM
I've dislocated my jaw yawning before.  I dislocated my jaw jumping into a cold pool before.  And yes, I've dislocated my jaw eating, too.  I have to be very careful eating and doing things like going to the dentist.  It's never made national news.
 
2013-08-21 09:12:33 AM
It never ceases to amaze me what gives me my first full belly laugh of the day.
 
2013-08-21 09:23:32 AM

PizzaJedi81: AngryDragon: Oldiron_79: I got something she can try and swallow if shes that dedicated.

She does sound like a real trooper, doesn't she?

I'd give her some marching orders, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/I really am surprised at how cute she is


I'd, uhh...cramp my tongue...on her, uhh...twat. If you know what I mean, because I'm not sure if I do.
 
2013-08-21 10:09:42 AM
I am so very touched that England understands us so well.  *sniff*  Brings a tear to my eye.
 
2013-08-21 11:59:33 AM
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Go, Kobe, GO!
 
2013-08-21 05:43:35 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: A triple patty bacon cheeseburger dislocated my rectum once


LOL.

That disorder would make intercourse quite interesting: uh...uh...*pop* "oops hold let me plug that back in."
 
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