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2013-08-20 10:42:30 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: 38-year-old Consuela Tibbens was at Wet Willie's in leafy Buckhead, Georgia when a man picked her up and dropped her to the floor.

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I see I'm not needed here.

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I saw that a few weeks back and I thought "She has a Ken doll fetish" about the blond who banged him.
 
2013-08-20 10:47:12 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: Benevolent Misanthrope: Wow.  Wet Willie's in Buckhead.  Huh.  For those who don't know, Wet Willie's is a chain where they make highly alcoholic frozen cocktails in a bank of slushie machines.  Most have a variety of 24 or so.  Totally classy place.

Every time I've been out for the night in Buckhead (some old friends live in Decatur) I've found ~70% of the bars to be (presumably) voluntarily segregated, racially-speaking. Confirm/deny?


unpossible. FARK has taught me blacks only wish to mingle with everyone peacefully. They would never self segregate,that would imply they can be racist.
 
2013-08-20 10:51:14 PM
Until they perfect spinal stem cell regeneration, all assaults leading to quadriplegia should be prosecuted as murder. This woman's life is effectively over. I would absolutely find a way to kill myself if I were ever paralyzed. Law be damned.
 
2013-08-20 10:53:02 PM
Hey, guy who paralyzes random women...
bellaescritor.net
 
2013-08-20 10:58:53 PM

cybrwzrd: Witness99: cybrwzrd: Is there anyplace you can go in Atlanta that is not overrun by either rednecks or thugs? I think being down here has made me racist against both white and black people that act like idiots.

I think you have formed some non PC opinions. You need reconditioning...report to the nearest Starbucks

What's wrong with that, I am an equal opportunity hater of idiocy.


Yep, I just hate everyone, it makes life a lot easier.
 
2013-08-20 10:58:58 PM
John F. Page
 
2013-08-20 10:59:37 PM

cybrwzrd: Is there anyplace you can go in Atlanta that is not overrun by either rednecks or thugs? I think being down here has made me racist against both white and black people that act like idiots.


Are you ready for 4th grade? School starts pretty soon.
 
2013-08-20 11:01:39 PM

Rapmaster2000: I call bullshiat.  Nobody goes to Buckhead.


As a resident of the 30326 zip code, I hardly consider the Lindbergh area Buckhead. Been to that bar once as it is close to Taco Mac, which is an OK place to hang out and watch ball games. However, Wet Willie's is a shiat hole filled with wannabes that remind me of the clientele of a low rate pawn shop.
 
2013-08-20 11:01:54 PM
WTF? Buckhead "looked" nice the last time i saw it, about a decade ago.  That place looks like the kind of bar that has a lot of...you know...metal detectors.
 
2013-08-20 11:07:27 PM

99.998er: Rapmaster2000: I call bullshiat.  Nobody goes to Buckhead.

As a resident of the 30326 zip code, I hardly consider the Lindbergh area Buckhead. Been to that bar once as it is close to Taco Mac, which is an OK place to hang out and watch ball games. However, Wet Willie's is a shiat hole filled with wannabes that remind me of the clientele of a low rate pawn shop.


Ahhh Taco Mac, I used to hang in the one off of Glen Lake, good beer, greasy food, and its where all the strippers went to after work.
 
2013-08-20 11:11:55 PM
www.mbird.com
Wanted for questioning
 
2013-08-20 11:11:59 PM
Worst pickup line, " Lets Bounce! "
 
2013-08-20 11:26:05 PM

99.998er: Rapmaster2000: I call bullshiat.  Nobody goes to Buckhead.

As a resident of the 30326 zip code, I hardly consider the Lindbergh area Buckhead. Been to that bar once as it is close to Taco Mac, which is an OK place to hang out and watch ball games. However, Wet Willie's is a shiat hole filled with wannabes that remind me of the clientele of a low rate pawn shop.


I live in 30033.  A friend of mine lives by the Lindbergh Taco Mac and always wants to meet up there so I'm there several times a year.  I had no idea that Wet Willie's was there.  I agree, that's not Buckhead.
 
2013-08-20 11:28:11 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Rapmaster2000: I call bullshiat.  Nobody goes to Buckhead.


Buckhead is still comprised of almost all successful people. Fringe neighborhoods try to claim they are part of Buckhead i.e. Brookhaven, Lindbergh, Smyrna, Dunwoody...

I could care less, but I do care about property value and crime reports. Other than Lenox Mall & Phipps Plaza car break-ins and purse snatchings, Buckhead has little crime.
 
2013-08-20 11:29:12 PM
People discussing what is and what is not Buckhead is why I am glad I live in what is not Buckhead.
 
2013-08-20 11:31:46 PM

hammettman: Wow, so every other guy in the place was: a) unchivalrous  b) potatohead retarded c) drunk as a skunk, to let this guy just do this and just leave without a talking to....


d) all of the above
 
2013-08-20 11:32:06 PM
Oh Consuela, it'll be ok.

Wet Willie's is wheelchair accessible.
 
2013-08-20 11:42:22 PM
My friends and I used to do this all the time in Atlanta. Its called buckheading. The goal is to just knock the girl out so you can raper her.  No one is supposed to get hurt.  This guy took it too far. I hope they catch him.
 
2013-08-20 11:42:56 PM
I haven't been to Buckhead to drink since the village closed.
 
2013-08-20 11:43:44 PM

scotchcrotch: People discussing what is and what is not Buckhead is why I am glad I live in what is not Buckhead.


I can appreciate that. However, those of us that prefer to live in the city among high-rises, shopping, restaurants, etc. like the fact we can do so without a gun. In Buckhead you can stumble home drunk at 4:00am down Peachtree Road and not worry about shiat.
 
2013-08-20 11:49:53 PM

TheGreatGazoo: I haven't been to Buckhead to drink since the village closed.


The Village was as bad as the Lindbergh area. Get it together and know where to go. On the other hand, just hang out where you normally do.
 
2013-08-21 12:13:31 AM

99.998er: Benevolent Misanthrope: Rapmaster2000: I call bullshiat.  Nobody goes to Buckhead.

Buckhead is still comprised of almost all successful 'attractive and blah blah blah rich' people. Fringe neighborhoods try to claim they are part of Buckhead i.e. Brookhaven, Lindbergh, Smyrna, Dunwoody...I could care less, but I do care about property value and crime reports. Other than Lenox Mall & Phipps Plaza car break-ins and purse snatchings, Buckhead has little crime.



That depends on how you feel about adjustable rate mortgages.
 
2013-08-21 12:13:50 AM
From reading the headline, I got a sense of...

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2013-08-21 12:17:07 AM
Certain types of horsing around can, uhhhh.... escalate.
 
2013-08-21 12:19:25 AM
Buckhead has always been a place where douchebags go to get drunk and be douchebags, this has not and probably will never change during my entire lifetime.
It was once solely the hangout for young and old white suburban yupsters, nary a touch of skin pigmentation to be found. Now it has indeed become rather segregated, with a few of the bars still mostly white yuppies, and a large number of the bars intentionally segregated (as mentioned previously) for attractive and successful people of a certain skin tone. It is a teeming hive of douchebaggery either way.
Please don't come to Atlanta and spend time there, especially if it is all you will see in the city, it isn't what most of us are about.
It's also where Ray Lewis got away with murder, so I guess it has that going for it.
 
2013-08-21 12:29:39 AM
Wet Willies? LOL. 100:1 says everybody involved in story is a "likely Obama voter".
 
2013-08-21 12:45:21 AM

Apik0r0s: Wet Willies? LOL. 100:1 says everybody involved in story is a "likely Obama voter".


Wow, that's deep. No, wait. That's stupid.
 
2013-08-21 12:50:20 AM

Neighborhood Watch: Certain types of horsing around can, uhhhh.... escalate escalade.




ftfy
 
2013-08-21 01:04:21 AM
Isn't this just a dutty wine taken to its logical conclusion?
 
2013-08-21 01:28:43 AM
I dispise gropey motherfarkers like this with an irrational hatred.

I'm not sure why I do. Bear with me. The sound of flirtation by itself is enough to boil my bile, but it is not evil. I do think it's a weak-ass approach at expressing one desires and in this case a step or two lower than throwing rocks at the woman you're attracted to. It is usually based on teasing, which is a hamfisted and witless attempt at sarcasm at the most and highly annoying at the least.

This kind of teasing is the core of the problem. Couple it with a disrespect for personal space, one inching towards the boundaries of sexual assault and you got the handsy asshole at the bar. Women seem to rarely rebuff this behavior sans smile. There's a misfortune of hers he's taking advantage of that states her obstinance will finger her a drama queen or even a run of the mill stone cold b*tch. This is how the world works. It's in the handbook. The memo. What's not in there, however is getting snapped in two by some amateur chiropractor while surrounded by your friends in a public place. This woman's entire life has been turned into a Raggedy Ann doll by some simpleton who never got the tar beat out of him for snapping brawstraps in the hallways.

I sincerely hope they find this man, her friends, her worst friends, the ones who live on the wrong side of the tracks, I hope they find him. Not the friends who would drive her to the airport, but the kind of friends who relish in the idea of a brutal loyalty. The ones who put their friends of pedestals and use them as trophies to pawn in when they need an excuse to express the only caring they know how. I hope they rip this dude limb from limb and he spends the rest of his days piloting a roomba and shiatting into a bag.

...and that's all I have to say about the war in Vietnam
 
2013-08-21 01:38:33 AM
Must've learned his moves from "Dr. Death" Steve Williams (RIP)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxanIU_8Ka0
 
2013-08-21 01:52:26 AM

ShoeKing: My friends and I used to do this all the time in Atlanta. Its called buckheading. The goal is to just knock the girl out so you can raper her.  No one is supposed to get hurt.  This guy took it too far. I hope they catch him.


Um..... so. You're an asshole, obviously, and one that should probably be in jail.

That said, 'the goal is to just knock the girl out you can rape her' 'no one is supposed to get hurt'

he took it too far?  Like raping someone is NOT taking it too far?
DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU????
Seriously.
DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU????
 
2013-08-21 02:19:10 AM
Great, now I have that Finger Eleven song stuck in my head.
 
2013-08-21 03:13:58 AM
No means no.
 
2013-08-21 03:28:23 AM
Actually dropped a woman? Bro do you even lift?
 
2013-08-21 05:50:52 AM
drunk people problems

csb:

I was in Vegas last 4th of July and walking down the main strip. There is this guy walking along the sidewalk, and this girl runs up from behind and jumps on him. The force was enough to make him go forward, but she jumped up to high on him and he couldn't keep her up. She came over the top of him and took him down with her. She landed right on her head. The whole group was drunk, of course, like idiots always are. Anyway, the dude wasn't hurt at all, and was laughing the embarrassed laugh you laugh when you've just been taken down in front of 100 people by a drunk idiot friend.

He didn't notice that she landed right on her skull

/csb
 
2013-08-21 07:35:38 AM
I'm wondering what the guy's Fark handle is.

//Clearly an ITG who decided to try his skills out at the local pub.
///Ms. Tibbens apparently weighs more than the real doll he had been practicing on.
 
2013-08-21 08:41:52 AM
A long,  long time ago I was at a party where a few guys were getting way too drunk.  Two of them started to wrestle and one of them held the other in the piledriver position, but everybody thought he was just joking around.  But, then he actually completed the move.  A real piledriver is practically guaranteed to cause serious injury or paralysis.   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_%28professional_wrestling%29         The victim of this idiocy instantly went limp, his eyes rolled back in his head, and he started to shake.  Everybody could tell right away he wasn't joking.  Someone called 911, and amazingly the guy appeared to be OK by the time the ambulance arrived.
 
2013-08-21 08:51:23 AM

studebaker hoch: Picking up women in bars is harder than it looks.


Apparently, putting them down without breaking their neck is the hard part.
 
2013-08-21 11:23:30 AM
FTA:  they do not know who the man is, but if found would likely be charged with assault and battery.

I feel like there should be some sort of "your negligence fundamentally took away able-bodiedness for some poor woman, possibly ruining her life" criminal upcharge.
 
2013-08-21 11:32:58 AM

no clever name here just move along: ShoeKing: My friends and I used to do this all the time in Atlanta. Its called buckheading. The goal is to just knock the girl out so you can raper her.  No one is supposed to get hurt.  This guy took it too far. I hope they catch him.

Um..... so. You're an asshole, obviously, and one that should probably be in jail.

That said, 'the goal is to just knock the girl out you can rape her' ≠ 'no one is supposed to get hurt'

he took it too far?  Like raping someone is NOT taking it too far?
DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU????
Seriously.
DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU????


Snark can accidentally carry over into trolling if the listener has poorly calibrated meters. You might either want to inject some more skepticism or be prepared to get trolled A LOT.
 
2013-08-22 01:40:39 AM

Pangea: no clever name here just move along: ShoeKing: My friends and I used to do this all the time in Atlanta. Its called buckheading. The goal is to just knock the girl out so you can raper her.  No one is supposed to get hurt.  This guy took it too far. I hope they catch him.

Um..... so. You're an asshole, obviously, and one that should probably be in jail.

That said, 'the goal is to just knock the girl out you can rape her' ≠ 'no one is supposed to get hurt'

he took it too far?  Like raping someone is NOT taking it too far?
DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU????
Seriously.
DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU????

Snark can accidentally carry over into trolling if the listener has poorly calibrated meters. You might either want to inject some more skepticism or be prepared to get trolled A LOT.


whatevs ITG. Rape is never funny.
 
2013-08-22 06:24:14 AM

no clever name here just move along: Pangea: no clever name here just move along: ShoeKing: My friends and I used to do this all the time in Atlanta. Its called buckheading. The goal is to just knock the girl out so you can raper her.  No one is supposed to get hurt.  This guy took it too far. I hope they catch him.

Um..... so. You're an asshole, obviously, and one that should probably be in jail.

That said, 'the goal is to just knock the girl out you can rape her' ≠ 'no one is supposed to get hurt'

he took it too far?  Like raping someone is NOT taking it too far?
DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU????
Seriously.
DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU????

Snark can accidentally carry over into trolling if the listener has poorly calibrated meters. You might either want to inject some more skepticism or be prepared to get trolled A LOT.

whatevs ITG. Rape is never funny.


I'm not making fun of rape. I'm making fun of you.
 
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