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2013-08-20 07:34:43 PM  
Although the woman tried to stop him, he lifted her clean off her feet before dropping her head first and falling on top of her

WTF? Did he piledrive her?
 
2013-08-20 08:10:17 PM  
Wow.  Wet Willie's in Buckhead.  Huh.  For those who don't know, Wet Willie's is a chain where they make highly alcoholic frozen cocktails in a bank of slushie machines.  Most have a variety of 24 or so.  Totally classy place.
 
2013-08-20 08:40:09 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Wow.  Wet Willie's in leafy Buckhead.  Huh.  For those who don't know, Wet Willie's is a chain where they make highly alcoholic frozen cocktails in a bank of slushie machines.  Most have a variety of 24 or so.  Totally classy place.


FTFY
 
2013-08-20 08:45:09 PM  
FARK Take: Hope she wasn't the Designated Driver.

Reality Take: seriously folks, all the best to her, tragic
 
2013-08-20 08:52:31 PM  
The dolt that did this should man up and confess.
 
2013-08-20 08:55:57 PM  
Wow, so every other guy in the place was: a) unchivalrous  b) potatohead retarded c) drunk as a skunk, to let this guy just do this and just leave without a talking to....
 
2013-08-20 09:00:56 PM  
i.qkme.me
Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-08-20 09:02:20 PM  
i330.photobucket.com
And I thought the AIDS was bad!
 
2013-08-20 09:02:30 PM  
I call bullshiat.  Nobody goes to Buckhead.
 
2013-08-20 09:03:38 PM  
He dropped her on her HEAD!

...according to the HEADline.
 
2013-08-20 09:05:09 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: Wow.  Wet Willie's in leafy Buckhead.  Huh.  For those who don't know, Wet Willie's is a chain where they make highly alcoholic frozen cocktails in a bank of slushie machines.  Most have a variety of 24 or so.  Totally classy place.

FTFY


Eh?
 
2013-08-20 09:06:08 PM  
Wanted for questioning:
 
2013-08-20 09:07:09 PM  
thanks, fark preview. trying again:

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2013-08-20 09:08:08 PM  

FrancoFile: TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: Wow.  Wet Willie's in leafy Buckhead.  Huh.  For those who don't know, Wet Willie's is a chain where they make highly alcoholic frozen cocktails in a bank of slushie machines.  Most have a variety of 24 or so.  Totally classy place.

FTFY

Eh?


I forgot to mention it was "leafy".
 
2013-08-20 09:08:38 PM  

untaken_name: thanks, fark preview. trying again:


Hahaha, nice one.
 
2013-08-20 09:08:59 PM  
yay all the zanghief posts =D

static.comicvine.com

Now we just need Undertaker
 
2013-08-20 09:09:43 PM  
Well that's horrifying
 
2013-08-20 09:09:59 PM  
All the Zangief hate... It could have been everyone's favorite pro-wrestler turned mayor, too.

/long live the Crimson Cyclone!
//glory to Mother Russia!
 
2013-08-20 09:11:57 PM  
I'm hearing that eHarmony music as I read this. And then old, white haired guy pops in to help her off the floor...

In all seriousness, one of the most depressing things I've read today. And that says a lot.
 
2013-08-20 09:12:02 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Wow.  Wet Willie's in Buckhead.  Huh.  For those who don't know, Wet Willie's is a chain where they make highly alcoholic frozen cocktails in a bank of slushie machines.  Most have a variety of 24 or so.  Totally classy place.


Every time I've been out for the night in Buckhead (some old friends live in Decatur) I've found ~70% of the bars to be (presumably) voluntarily segregated, racially-speaking. Confirm/deny?
 
2013-08-20 09:12:29 PM  
Maybe Consuela used too much Lemon Pledge
 
2013-08-20 09:12:43 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I call bullshiat.  Nobody goes to Buckhead.


Except attractive and sucessful people.  It used to be all crappy, run-down houses, then it was all gays, then they sold their renovated homes to white professionals with more money than sense... and then I lost track.  Either it's still a neighborhood that has a certain cachet (unlikely if there's a Wet Willie's), or it's a neighborhood that had a certain cachet, until "they" started coming around and spawned another round of White Flight.

Frankly, I was surprised to see that many black folks in a Buckhead bar.  It used to be completely white, all the time, no exceptions.  But I haven't paid attention, really, for years.
 
2013-08-20 09:13:22 PM  
Go out to the club with girlfriends and come home in a wheelchair.  Maybe for the rest of your life.  Because of some asshole.  It's not always fun and games.  I hope she has amazing insurance.
 
2013-08-20 09:14:59 PM  

Bonanza Jellybean: Benevolent Misanthrope: Wow.  Wet Willie's in Buckhead.  Huh.  For those who don't know, Wet Willie's is a chain where they make highly alcoholic frozen cocktails in a bank of slushie machines.  Most have a variety of 24 or so.  Totally classy place.

Every time I've been out for the night in Buckhead (some old friends live in Decatur) I've found ~70% of the bars to be (presumably) voluntarily segregated, racially-speaking. Confirm/deny?


Confirm.  Churches, too.  And just about every other thing.  For all Atlanta insists things have changed (and they have, in places), many, many things remain the same.  But again, I haven't lived there for a long time.  I cold be wrong.
 
2013-08-20 09:16:13 PM  
38-year-old Consuela Tibbens was at Wet Willie's in leafy Buckhead, Georgia when a man picked her up and dropped her to the floor.

stuffpoint.com
 
2013-08-20 09:18:47 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: 38-year-old Consuela Tibbens was at Wet Willie's in leafy Buckhead, Georgia when a man picked her up and dropped her to the floor.

[stuffpoint.com image 612x612]


Dammit, you made me laugh.

/Bastard
 
2013-08-20 09:20:33 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: FrancoFile: TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: Wow.  Wet Willie's in leafy Buckhead.  Huh.  For those who don't know, Wet Willie's is a chain where they make highly alcoholic frozen cocktails in a bank of slushie machines.  Most have a variety of 24 or so.  Totally classy place.

FTFY

Eh?

I forgot to mention it was "leafy".


Hehe, sorry, it just seemed like such an odd detail for them to include in the original article.
 
2013-08-20 09:21:28 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-20 09:24:53 PM  
Best story evar

teach her to stop being a chimp.
 
2013-08-20 09:26:38 PM  
Is there anyplace you can go in Atlanta that is not overrun by either rednecks or thugs? I think being down here has made me racist against both white and black people that act like idiots.
 
2013-08-20 09:30:25 PM  

cybrwzrd: Is there anyplace you can go in Atlanta that is not overrun by either rednecks or thugs? I think being down here has made me racist against both white and black people that act like idiots.


I think you have formed some non PC opinions. You need reconditioning...report to the nearest Starbucks
 
2013-08-20 09:30:59 PM  
Picking up women in bars is harder than it looks.
 
2013-08-20 09:32:02 PM  
Does the bar have security footage that will make her recant her story? It's happened hundreds of times. Not saying she's a liar, just saying video footage is best footage.
 
2013-08-20 09:32:03 PM  

cybrwzrd: Is there anyplace you can go in Atlanta that is not overrun by either rednecks or thugs? I think being down here has made me racist against both white and black people that act like idiots.


Are you a wizard, btw?
 
2013-08-20 09:38:44 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Wow.  Wet Willie's in Buckhead.  Huh.  For those who don't know, Wet Willie's is a chain where they make highly alcoholic frozen cocktails in a bank of slushie machines.  Most have a variety of 24 or so.  Totally classy place.


So it's what we in south Louisiana call "a daiquiri shop." Got it.
 
2013-08-20 09:40:11 PM  

Witness99: cybrwzrd: Is there anyplace you can go in Atlanta that is not overrun by either rednecks or thugs? I think being down here has made me racist against both white and black people that act like idiots.

I think you have formed some non PC opinions. You need reconditioning...report to the nearest Starbucks


What's wrong with that, I am an equal opportunity hater of idiocy.
 
2013-08-20 09:40:19 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: FrancoFile: TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: Wow.  Wet Willie's in leafy Buckhead.  Huh.  For those who don't know, Wet Willie's is a chain where they make highly alcoholic frozen cocktails in a bank of slushie machines.  Most have a variety of 24 or so.  Totally classy place.

FTFY

Eh?

I forgot to mention it was "leafy".

Hehe, sorry, it just seemed like such an odd detail for them to include in the original article.


Is "leafy" Georgia-speak for "suburbs where God-fearing white people can feel safe, as opposed to those uuurban places where the colored folk and Messicans are" ?
 
2013-08-20 09:44:41 PM  
Drunk dudes who get all touchy feely with women who want to be left alone at bars are the creepiest. But this is taking it to a whole new universe.
 
2013-08-20 09:55:15 PM  
He thought he was supposed to go down to Buckhead to get the paper. Next thing you know he was on I-75 headed for Florida.
 
2013-08-20 09:56:49 PM  

cybrwzrd: Witness99: cybrwzrd: Is there anyplace you can go in Atlanta that is not overrun by either rednecks or thugs? I think being down here has made me racist against both white and black people that act like idiots.

I think you have formed some non PC opinions. You need reconditioning...report to the nearest Starbucks

What's wrong with that, I am an equal opportunity hater of idiocy.


I totally agree, just kidding with you ;)
 
2013-08-20 09:57:46 PM  
One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
I.C.U.
 
2013-08-20 09:58:30 PM  
Girl, did you fall from heaven?
 
2013-08-20 10:04:03 PM  
i286.photobucket.com

Zangief thread?  Zangief thread
 
2013-08-20 10:06:25 PM  
The allege culprit had been drinking vodak & prune juice and went Full Pile Driver on her . . .

You never go full Pile Driver.
 
2013-08-20 10:12:01 PM  

Nothing To See Here: The allege culprit had been drinking vodak & prune juice and went Full Pile Driver on her . . .

You never go full Pile Driver.


Nobody, man or woman, should assault each others bodies. This is one of the tenets of civilization...bodies are protected, we do not live in fear of those that would assault us. You can't have a civilization if its open season on bodies.

This bar idiot really farked up this girls life, and I hope she gets the monetary support she's going to need.
 
2013-08-20 10:12:15 PM  

scottydoesntknow: DarkSoulNoHope: 38-year-old Consuela Tibbens was at Wet Willie's in leafy Buckhead, Georgia when a man picked her up and dropped her to the floor.

[stuffpoint.com image 612x612]

Dammit, you made me laugh.

/Bastard


You're welcome. :)
 
2013-08-20 10:19:08 PM  

FrancoFile: TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: FrancoFile: TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: Wow.  Wet Willie's in leafy Buckhead.  Huh.  For those who don't know, Wet Willie's is a chain where they make highly alcoholic frozen cocktails in a bank of slushie machines.  Most have a variety of 24 or so.  Totally classy place.

FTFY

Eh?

I forgot to mention it was "leafy".

Hehe, sorry, it just seemed like such an odd detail for them to include in the original article.

Is "leafy" Georgia-speak for "suburbs where God-fearing white people can feel safe, as opposed to those uuurban places where the colored folk and Messicans are" ?


There IS a leafy part of Fu...er Buckhead, but this ain't it.

Lindbergh is a mixed bag of gentrification and strip bars.
 
2013-08-20 10:24:43 PM  
filmsack.com
 
2013-08-20 10:25:46 PM  
Sweep the leg
 
2013-08-20 10:30:19 PM  
 
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