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(International Business Times)   Fight with your girlfriend and just want to let loose? Grab a bunch of ecstasy pills, a bag of weed, sneak aboard Angela Merkel's private jet, strip down to your underwear and you can dance away for hours in the cockpit before anyone notices   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 57
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2013-08-20 08:25:09 PM  
Does the Red Carpet match the drapes?
 
2013-08-20 08:34:28 PM  
I wonder - what would happen to someone who did that on Air Force One?
 
2013-08-20 08:36:30 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I wonder - what would happen to someone who did that on Air Force One?


Maybe it has happened on Air Force One.

Maybe the person responsible is rotting away in a FEMA camp.
 
2013-08-20 08:42:00 PM  

Shostie: Benevolent Misanthrope: I wonder - what would happen to someone who did that on Air Force One?

Maybe it has happened on Air Force One.

Maybe the person responsible is rotting away in a FEMA camp.


That's true.  Unlike free states, the US would never allow that kind of information out to the public.
 
2013-08-20 08:46:42 PM  
Der Aristokrats!
 
2013-08-20 08:50:43 PM  

Shostie: Benevolent Misanthrope: I wonder - what would happen to someone who did that on Air Force One?

Maybe it has happened on Air Force One.

Maybe the person responsible is rotting away in a FEMA camp.


Bill Clinton is most certainly NOT in a FEMA camp.
 
2013-08-20 08:52:47 PM  

Apos: Der Aristokrats!


How  apropos err apos
 
2013-08-20 08:59:03 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I wonder - what would happen to someone who did that on Air Force One?


Well, they weren't happy, but they did help biden back into the white house..
 
2013-08-20 09:03:08 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-20 09:03:45 PM  

Nabb1: Shostie: Benevolent Misanthrope: I wonder - what would happen to someone who did that on Air Force One?

Maybe it has happened on Air Force One.

Maybe the person responsible is rotting away in a FEMA camp.

Bill Clinton is most certainly NOT in a FEMA camp.


LULZ
 
2013-08-20 09:08:44 PM  
At one point Volkan randomly pushed buttons on the aircraft control panel and inadvertently launched an alarm that alerted security.
That was at 8.40pm, said the report. Three and a half hours later, security forces arrive to pull him off the plane.


That's some fine security work there Ludwig
 
2013-08-20 09:13:37 PM  

Nabb1: Shostie: Benevolent Misanthrope: I wonder - what would happen to someone who did that on Air Force One?

Maybe it has happened on Air Force One.

Maybe the person responsible is rotting away in a FEMA camp.

Bill Clinton is most certainly NOT in a FEMA camp.


Thanks Nabb. That was the first actual Laugh Out Loud Ive had on Fark in a looooong time.
 
2013-08-20 09:21:24 PM  
Farking autoplay.
 
2013-08-20 10:37:50 PM  
Another article said it took the cops, air force cops, army, and Merkel's security hours to chase the guy out of the plane. What'd they use man, harsh language?
www.rankopedia.com
 
2013-08-20 10:38:10 PM  
Again...?
 
2013-08-20 11:05:55 PM  
I read the first sentence of the headline and couldn't help but yell....

GOOSE!  GOOSE!
 
2013-08-20 11:17:10 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I wonder - what would happen to someone who did that on Air Force One?


Technically isn't it only Air Force One if the president is on board?
 
2013-08-20 11:19:28 PM  

Rand's lacy underwear: Another article said it took the cops, air force cops, army, and Merkel's security hours to chase the guy out of the plane. What'd they use man, harsh language?
[www.rankopedia.com image 350x233]


I get the impression the airplane was empty and no one noticed til he hit the alarm accidentally. Though it took me a while to get there.


ecmoRandomNumbers: Farking autoplay.


That's a given on that site. Every goddamn time.
 
2013-08-20 11:20:45 PM  
Also..


At one point Volkan randomly pushed buttons on the aircraft control panel and inadvertently launched an alarm that alerted security.

That was at 8.40pm, said the report. Three and a half hours later, security forces arrive to pull him off the plane.


 Thats some fine response time there Lou.
 
2013-08-20 11:21:09 PM  
FTFA: Carrying a bag full of marijuana and ecstasy pills.

images4.wikia.nocookie.net

What are marijuana tablets pills?
 
2013-08-20 11:23:43 PM  
I think I would probably have a T-Shirt made to commemorate such an occasion.
 
2013-08-20 11:24:52 PM  
Sounds like something GW would do:
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-20 11:25:58 PM  
You gotta love it! We have to be assaulted to fly commercially, have to have all of our communications and whereabouts tracked so that the government can feel safe, yet this guy can party away for hours on the Chancellors plane in his undies.
Why couldn't this have happened in the US? It would be the best argument against the TSA and the NSA yet.
 
2013-08-20 11:26:05 PM  
Merkel rides an Airbus 319? That's like the 737 you fly from Peoria to Iowa City.

AMERICA fark YEAH!!
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-20 11:30:21 PM  
So hes being charged with property damage and not terrorism?

It never ceases to amaze me how laid back and cool other countries are about the crazy-but-harmless shiat that would get you perforated or beaten half to death in the US of A.
 
2013-08-20 11:31:55 PM  
Now that's someone who knows how to partay.
 
2013-08-20 11:40:12 PM  
I want to party with this guy.

Strictly platonic of course.

Well, maybe stripping down to underwear is ok.

No touching. Or prolonged eye contact.
 
2013-08-20 11:40:18 PM  
The reign of Techno Viking is eternal.
 
2013-08-20 11:43:19 PM  

dv-ous: So hes being charged with property damage and not terrorism?

It never ceases to amaze me how laid back and cool other countries are about the crazy-but-harmless shiat that would get you perforated or beaten half to death in the US of A.


they probably would have brought out SWAT to blow up the plane with him on it.  can't be too sure.
 
2013-08-20 11:47:26 PM  

dv-ous: So hes being charged with property damage and not terrorism?

It never ceases to amaze me how laid back and cool other countries are about the crazy-but-harmless shiat that would get you perforated or beaten half to death in the US of A.


Other countries still apply a "common sense" mentality to criminal acts?
 
2013-08-20 11:49:43 PM  
Merkel's private jet?
She owns the Luftwaffe now?

jaytkay: Merkel rides an Airbus 319? That's like the 737 you fly from Peoria to Iowa City.


As far as I know, they use those planes for domestic travel, and an A340 for international.

Nothing like Air Force One and all its support aircraft.
The Germans decided that money should be spent on healthcare for all, instead.

/priorities
 
2013-08-20 11:51:07 PM  
When it says a bag full of marijuana and ecstasy I am imagining like a Samsonite suitcase overflowing with it.  I wonder what his ultimate game plan was... fly off blasting MSTRKRFT or something?
 
2013-08-20 11:52:49 PM  
My love for Merkel is like a truck,
Berzerker!
Would she like some making fark,
Berzerker!
 
2013-08-20 11:54:45 PM  

Apos: Der Aristokrats!


Der Aristokrauts

/FTFY
 
2013-08-21 12:05:08 AM  

Kentucky Fried Children: Der Aristokrauts


llddr.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-21 12:11:04 AM  
You know what?  What that guy did was wrong but, wtf, I want to party with that guy.

Buddy should not have been able to get that far but since he did he did exactly what he should have.
 
2013-08-21 12:18:06 AM  
It doesn't hurt his name is darling Vulcan! Wtf!
 
2013-08-21 12:24:30 AM  
Now that's the way you do it!
 
2013-08-21 12:30:06 AM  

2xhelix: At one point Volkan randomly pushed buttons on the aircraft control panel and inadvertently launched an alarm that alerted security.
That was at 8.40pm, said the report. Three and a half hours later, security forces arrive to pull him off the plane.

That's some fine security work there Ludwig


Yeah, what are the security guards' Fark handles?
 
2013-08-21 12:35:21 AM  
Drew, there alot of us here that love you a whole bunch, and we want to help you join the fight. Well say a few things, you can say a few things, and then were done!
 
2013-08-21 12:37:08 AM  
Cinderella story.

Seriously, this may be the best story all year.
 
2013-08-21 12:37:49 AM  
FTFA: "Merkel, meanwhile, was at the opera in the Bavarian town of Bayreuth watching The Flying Dutchman "

...and later that evening, savored the experience of an impromptu Dutch Oven given to her by her lover.
 
2013-08-21 12:39:40 AM  

SurelyShirley: Merkel's private jet?
She owns the Luftwaffe now?

jaytkay: Merkel rides an Airbus 319? That's like the 737 you fly from Peoria to Iowa City.

As far as I know, they use those planes for domestic travel, and an A340 for international.

Nothing like Air Force One and all its support aircraft.
The Germans decided that money should be spent on healthcare for all, instead.

/priorities


I'd happily pay that high income tax for the honor?
 
2013-08-21 12:42:14 AM  

lilplatinum: Benevolent Misanthrope: I wonder - what would happen to someone who did that on Air Force One?

Technically isn't it only Air Force One if the president is on board?


I believe that's true, but I bet you couldn't get near any plane used as AF1 without being challenged.  I doubt they are ever left unguarded.

I'd love for some Farker to prove me wrong on that though.
 
2013-08-21 01:31:35 AM  
Autoplay AND the sidebar takes up half the page? They're really trying to annoy anyone that goes to their website aren't they.

And why even mention the fight with his girlfriend? Somehow I'm thinking the Ecstasy had a lot more to do with this than a fight with his girlfriend
 
2013-08-21 01:37:07 AM  

Grandiloquent Grapefruit: Somehow I'm thinking the Ecstasy had a lot more to do with this than a fight with his girlfriend


I can see that line of reasoning now. "So, i'll just sneak up and give the guards a great big bear bug and tell them how much I love their kevlar..."
 
2013-08-21 02:30:04 AM  
Trying to out do Hunter S Thompson?
 
2013-08-21 03:03:23 AM  
This guy....like the seals that shot bin laden...should never have to buy another beer in their lives.
 
2013-08-21 05:50:24 AM  
Merkel rides an Airbus 319? That's like the 737 you fly from Peoria to Iowa City.

There is no single plane reserved for use by the chancellor among the German government planes. There is a small flotilla of different airplanes which are scheduled according to demand  - for larger state visits and longer distances, chancellor Merkel flies an A340-313X. But never a Boeing, on principle ;-).
 
2013-08-21 06:13:24 AM  
I was arrested drunk and in only underwear once but that was just in my own front yard, nothing as epic as this guy. I salute you Turkish-German party dude!

/You try explaining to your cellmate why you're only wearing boxers
//Even then it went better than trying to explain to the officers they couldn't arrest me for drunk in public because I was in my own front yard and that is "drunk in private"
///And no, the cops didn't give me any clothes when they threw me in a cell or even when they kicked me onto the street at 7:30 the next morning
 
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