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(SeattlePI)   If the cops stop you and ask if the Rice Krispies treats you're selling on the side of the road contain pot, the proper response is: A) No B) Speak to my lawyer C) A little. Not too much, but a little   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 8
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2013-08-20 09:22:33 PM  
1 votes:

mrEdude: you wanna avoid all this shiat and dumbass cops?

DON'T farkING DRIVE.

Walk, cycle, take a bus, taxi, plane, train...the chances of dipshiat pigs interfering is dramatically reduced.

Cars are the pigs' excuse for pulling you over and farking with you.


Wow, you really didn't read the article did you.
2013-08-20 08:04:58 PM  
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: Part of me has always wanted to live in a big city where you can just walk to cool stuff, or jump on a subway (or a monorail, or whatever Seattle has) to get to another cool part of town, and never have to worry about parking, or designated drivers, or any of that other nonsense.


It is.  I love it.  I walk to work most days through Seattle City Center and it's a wonderful life I have, even with my blocked driveway.  I thought SF was the most beautiful city but even on the wettest grey day Seattle brings the charm.  Weeds legal, so is gay marriage, plastic bags are banned and there are crazy amounts of people who take public transit, bike or walk to work.  Good beer, good coffee, great food.  Come visit! Just mind where you park and please tell everyone it rained the entire miserable time you were here.
2013-08-20 07:58:53 PM  
1 votes:

DarkVader: $513 seems too high for unlicensed vending.

/at least the pot is legal there.


Yeah, you know what... They didn't arrest him, charge and convict him with a serious crime and completely fark with his like. I'm totally OK with this. Sure, it's a steep fine, but that's still a hell of an improvement over what we do in the majority of the rest of the country.

If needing to be a licensed vendor to sell pot laced food - or risk significant fines - is the price of legalization then it's well worth it. Way better than continuing the awful "war on drugs".
2013-08-20 07:48:06 PM  
1 votes:
"Officers wrote the man a $513 ticket for unlicensed vending and seized his stash-94 Rice Krispy squares, which apparently smelled like pot-and destroyed them."

If by destroy they mean they tore into them like kids at fat camp, then yes, destroyed indeed.
2013-08-20 07:33:29 PM  
1 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: TuteTibiImperes: Or just go smoke some weed

I do, but I don't need an event shrouded in the wonders of hemp as an excuse.  I also don't park in other people's driveways when I do it.

TuteTibiImperes: eat some good food

I do, but you're only going to find crappy food stands at the Bite, except for Tom Douglas' gig but I'd just go to one of his restaurants if i wanted that fare.  Also, I don't park in other people's driveways when I do it.

TuteTibiImperes: listen to some bands

Thanks to the wonders of PA systems, I can listen to every single crappy band that plays from my house without the hassle of parking in someone else's driveway when I do it.

TuteTibiImperes: I don't know what freaklife is.

NW Folklife is the real name, but given the tie-dyed anachronisms that show up, I'll stick with my label.  These people don't park in my driveway.  I don't think their microbus can make it up QA.  No, these unbathed pillars of society camp out in my neighbors lawn and piss wherever they want.  Nature, man.  It's more natural.

peacheslatour: Try living in Kirkland

Ew.  No.  I love Seattle.


Gotcha, I can see how it would be annoying having people block your driveway (the people down at the beach around here just put sharp boulders along the edge of their yard to discourage people parking there, and put out cones at the end of their driveway).

On the other hand, it seems like it would exciting to live somewhere where you can just walk to all of that.  Part of me has always wanted to live in a big city where you can just walk to cool stuff, or jump on a subway (or a monorail, or whatever Seattle has) to get to another cool part of town, and never have to worry about parking, or designated drivers, or any of that other nonsense.
2013-08-20 07:27:35 PM  
1 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: red5ish: Hemp Fest? WTF?

Ruffians and hooligans and hipsters from all parts migrate to Seattle 4 times a year with the sole purpose of screwing up traffic and parking in my driveway; Hempfest, Bite of Seattle, NW Freaklife, and Bumbershoot.

I hate them all.


get outta my driveway does have the same ring as get off my lawn
2013-08-20 06:57:17 PM  
1 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: red5ish: Hemp Fest? WTF?

Ruffians and hooligans and hipsters from all parts migrate to Seattle 4 times a year with the sole purpose of screwing up traffic and parking in my driveway; Hempfest, Bite of Seattle, NW Freaklife, and Bumbershoot.

I hate them all.


Or just go smoke some weed, eat some good food, listen to some bands, and, I don't know, wear a leather corset and whip people?  I don't know what freaklife is.

I wish my city had cool stuff like that though.
2013-08-20 06:40:24 PM  
1 votes:
$513 seems too high for unlicensed vending.

/at least the pot is legal there.
 
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