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2013-08-20 04:24:11 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

*click*

/leaves
 
2013-08-20 04:29:41 PM

Nadie_AZ: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 719x384]

*click*

/leaves


I came to say "he biffed it".  Nicely done.
 
2013-08-20 04:35:05 PM
Done in one.
 
2013-08-20 04:41:29 PM
Thread over, nothing to see here anymore.
 
2013-08-20 04:43:01 PM
Avis about that whole number two thing?

Well, you're going to have to tray a lot harder.
 
2013-08-20 04:47:17 PM
i1.ytimg.com

/obscure?
 
2013-08-20 05:05:46 PM
LOL.  First he swore it, then he wore it.
 
2013-08-20 05:35:37 PM
Honey wagon!

www.nrcs.usda.gov
 
2013-08-20 05:36:00 PM
www.kcci.com
CRASH
 
2013-08-20 05:37:50 PM
Turn the lights out folks!
 
2013-08-20 05:39:01 PM

Nadie_AZ: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 719x384]

*click*

/leaves


And we're done here.
 
2013-08-20 05:39:10 PM

Nadie_AZ: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 719x384]

*click*

/leaves


Well, there go my posting plans.

:(

static.gamesradar.com
 
2013-08-20 05:41:12 PM
File photo of the tractor driver
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-20 05:42:58 PM

DiRF: File photo of the tractor driver
[i40.tinypic.com image 317x198]


Does that guy have a Galactic Empire emblem tattoo?
 
2013-08-20 05:43:12 PM
Alright Wisconsin!  Two Fark headlines in one day!

/Wisconsin trifecta in play?
 
2013-08-20 05:43:29 PM
Whar Biff?? Whar?!?!

Oh... Why do I bother?
 
2013-08-20 05:44:37 PM
t3.gstatic.com

<obscure?>
 
2013-08-20 05:44:49 PM
Heh, ya know what movie scene this reminds me of?
 
2013-08-20 05:45:11 PM

Satanic_Hamster: DiRF: File photo of the tractor driver
[i40.tinypic.com image 317x198]

Does that guy have a Galactic Empire emblem tattoo?


Yes. Along with a lot of time on his hands... not to mention nicks and scratches.
 
2013-08-20 05:45:35 PM
Anybody remember the 80s teen movies with the short kid from family ties where the bad guy (kind of bulky/douche) would rear end a manure truck? TFA totally reminded me of that!

/teen wolf, maybe?
 
2013-08-20 05:46:34 PM

calbert: /obscure?


Yes, nobody will get that.
 
2013-08-20 05:47:56 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

too obscure?
 
2013-08-20 05:48:20 PM

Nadie_AZ: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 719x384]

*click*

/leaves


That's right!  Make like a tree and get outta here!
 
2013-08-20 05:50:00 PM
Calvin? That's your name, right?
 
2013-08-20 05:53:12 PM
It's written all over your underwear!
 
2013-08-20 05:53:17 PM
The Sheriff's Department said Matthew Bruhn, 37, was driving a Ford Mustang convertible that he rented from Avis.

Authorities said Bruhn was finishing texting and talking on his phone when he looked up just in time to see the tractor seconds before the crash.


/You farking little shiat. Thanks for driving up insurance rates by texting while driving .....ass. And...for farking up a nice mustang convertible. I'm sure that avis appreciated that. douche.
 
2013-08-20 05:54:02 PM
Seems like gis should return a picture...

Wasn't it the twitchy kid from teen wolf in the movie?
 
2013-08-20 05:54:49 PM

tonguedepressor: Heh, ya know what movie scene this reminds me of?


Brokeback Mountain?

/You know... because of the rear ending scene.
 
2013-08-20 05:58:19 PM
So ..

Convertible Mustang? Check!
Manure truck? Check!
LIQUID Manure? CHECKOLA!
 
2013-08-20 05:58:29 PM
meh, it was a rental.
 
2013-08-20 06:01:15 PM

farkingismybusiness: tonguedepressor: Heh, ya know what movie scene this reminds me of?

Brokeback Mountain?

/You know... because of the rear ending scene.


Not the colorful outfits?
 
2013-08-20 06:02:44 PM

harlock: It's written all over your underwear!


bitsandpieces.us
 
2013-08-20 06:04:07 PM

werbito: harlock: It's written all over your underwear!

[bitsandpieces.us image 360x374]


i303.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-20 06:05:17 PM
My bad.
 
2013-08-20 06:10:46 PM

cyberspacedout: calbert: /obscure?

Yes, nobody will get that.


it's from Back to the Future

A teenager is accidentally sent 30 years into the past in a time-traveling DeLorean invented by his friend, Dr. Emmett Brown, and must make sure his high-school-age parents unite in order to save his own existence.

it was pretty popular and funny. it stars Michael J. Fox (Alex Keaton from Family Ties).
 
2013-08-20 06:14:06 PM
Farkwad should have been Darwined. Texting moran.
 
2013-08-20 06:22:20 PM

calbert: cyberspacedout: calbert: /obscure?

Yes, nobody will get that.

it's from Back to the Future

A teenager is accidentally sent 30 years into the past in a time-traveling DeLorean invented by his friend, Dr. Emmett Brown, and must make sure his high-school-age parents unite in order to save his own existence.

it was pretty popular and funny. it stars Michael J. Fox (Alex Keaton from Family Ties).


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-08-20 06:22:52 PM

Debeo Summa Credo: Anybody remember the 80s teen movies with the short kid from family ties where the bad guy (kind of bulky/douche) would rear end a manure truck? TFA totally reminded me of that!

/teen wolf, maybe?


I have a shaky recollection of it...
 
2013-08-20 06:23:39 PM
Liquid manure? Isn't that just diarrhea?

Why would somebody be trucking diarrhea? Something doesn't smell right here.
 
2013-08-20 06:24:10 PM

tonguedepressor: Heh, ya know what movie scene this reminds me of?


Natural Born Killers, because it was a ton of shiat?
 
2013-08-20 06:30:08 PM
g.virbcdn.com
 
2013-08-20 06:33:45 PM
Bruhn was treated for a broken finger.

I hope it wasn't his texting finger!
 
2013-08-20 06:37:17 PM
lh4.googleusercontent.com

Obscure?
 
2013-08-20 06:40:50 PM
What a crappy way to get into a car accident!
 
2013-08-20 07:04:39 PM

zabadu: Bruhn was treated for a broken finger.

I hope it wasn't his texting finger!


No it was the one he uses to apply lube before sticking his head up his ass
 
2013-08-20 07:05:54 PM

DiRF: File photo of the tractor driver
[i40.tinypic.com image 317x198]


Ah, _now_ my night is complete. :)
 
2013-08-20 07:11:46 PM
What was that movie that this reminds me of? Nobody has mentioned it yet, but it had a dog and a time machine made out of a car of some kind. I think it was called "Dr. Dogstien and his magical time machine.
 
2013-08-20 07:14:09 PM

impaler: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 346x346]

Obscure?


not really.

I already beat you to it.

/try reading the thread next time
 
2013-08-20 07:16:47 PM

calbert: impaler: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 346x346]

Obscure?

not really.


That was the joke. It's a variant on the 'has anyone posted X' meme when multiple people have posted the same thing.
 
2013-08-20 07:17:54 PM
I feel for the guy who has to clean up that rental eventually unless insurance decides to just write it off. That car is never gonna smell right ever again. How can you tell which one it is? Because it's the one with the pine tree air freshener(s) hanging from the rear view mirror. And the can of febreeze. And the scented air fresheners attached to the vents.
 
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