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2013-08-20 05:17:29 PM  
I'd be happy to move to the booth too. A lot fewer concussions and ACL tears up there.
 
2013-08-20 05:19:03 PM  
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Inconsolable.
 
2013-08-20 06:03:17 PM  
Dear motherfarkers: You have a finite amount of content, and we have a finite amount of attention. You can't just keep adding an endless stream of football commentators to the pool. Watching a football show now consists of 7 dudes at a table, each choosing a different side of a dead horse to beat, and then just when you think they can't bloviate any further they pass the topic over to a different table of 7 dudes. Just because a good football player retires does not mean he's owed a broadcasting position. Show some restraint, sportsmediatards.
 
2013-08-20 06:14:03 PM  

thesloppy: Dear motherfarkers: You have a finite amount of content, and we have a finite amount of attention. You can't just keep adding an endless stream of football commentators to the pool. Watching a football show now consists of 7 dudes at a table, each choosing a different side of a dead horse to beat, and then just when you think they can't bloviate any further they pass the topic over to a different table of 7 dudes. Just because a good football player retires does not mean he's owed a broadcasting position. Show some restraint, sportsmediatards.


Yesterday, Phil Simms said Andrew Luck doesn't have a "NFL arm" and Russell Wilson is a "system QB". So, I think I have to agree here.
 
2013-08-20 06:17:34 PM  

Shame Us: thesloppy: Dear motherfarkers: You have a finite amount of content, and we have a finite amount of attention. You can't just keep adding an endless stream of football commentators to the pool. Watching a football show now consists of 7 dudes at a table, each choosing a different side of a dead horse to beat, and then just when you think they can't bloviate any further they pass the topic over to a different table of 7 dudes. Just because a good football player retires does not mean he's owed a broadcasting position. Show some restraint, sportsmediatards.

Yesterday, Phil Simms said Andrew Luck doesn't have a "NFL arm" and Russell Wilson is a "system QB". So, I think I have to agree here.


Well if anyone knows what a system QB looks like it's Phil Simms.

/bad news Seattle fans, I drafted Wilson to be my fantasy QB and that means you can expect his leg, arm, or both to fall off by week 3
 
2013-08-20 06:18:00 PM  
Instead, the veteran linebacker has decided to enter the TV business, a career step that had been a mortal lock since his "Can't wait!" proclamation a few winters back.


i liked how he called out Keyshawn by name in that rant.  it would be cool to see them paired up.  i know Bart would be yukking it up with him, just saying.

CAN'T WAIT

/didn't he also call out tom jackson?  "to all the haters!  all the haters!  way to have our back, tom jackson!  I'm talking to you, Keyshawn!"  something like that?
 
2013-08-20 06:29:11 PM  
I really love that Bart Scott sound-clip, not only the "Can't Wait" part, but everything leading up to it is pretty good. Something about not being able to stop a nosebleed... LOVE that clip. Salute to you, Bart Scott, for one of the best sports-themed sound clips to come to existence in the past 10 years.
 
2013-08-20 06:33:16 PM  

Mr.Poops: Something about not being able to stop a nosebleed... LOVE that clip. Salute to you, Bart Scott, for one of the best sports-themed sound clips to come to existence in the past 10 years.


oh yeah, that's right.  "they can't stop a nosebleed!"

best ten years.....AI's practice turned 10 about a year ago.....hmm.....

Best Sports Drops Of the Past 10 years Power Rankings

1.  Brett Myers, "go home, outta here".  it sounds like "boom outta here" but that's a country boy with a lip full of chaw.  he's saying, "g'home, outta here"

2. Mike "IM A MAN, I'M 40" gundy

3.  Delonte West, "i don't care if you gotta *fly*.  Planes, trains, automobiles;  betta ha' my doughnuts

4.  that laker dude, "it maymee fill grayyyy"

bah.  can't think of any more.
 
2013-08-20 06:40:51 PM  

rickythepenguin: Best Sports Drops Of the Past 10 years Power Rankings

1. Brett Myers, "go home, outta here". it sounds like "boom outta here" but that's a country boy with a lip full of chaw. he's saying, "g'home, outta here"

2. Mike "IM A MAN, I'M 40" gundy

3. Delonte West, "i don't care if you gotta *fly*. Planes, trains, automobiles; betta ha' my doughnuts

4. that laker dude, "it maymee fill grayyyy"

bah. can't think of any more.



5. Last season's infamous MNF game....GB @ SEA.  "I don't know what you're talking about......I don't know what you're talking about." - Golden Tate

Fast forward to 2:50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mMKSTBwlWg
 
2013-08-20 06:41:51 PM  

rickythepenguin: Mr.Poops: Something about not being able to stop a nosebleed... LOVE that clip. Salute to you, Bart Scott, for one of the best sports-themed sound clips to come to existence in the past 10 years.

oh yeah, that's right.  "they can't stop a nosebleed!"

best ten years.....AI's practice turned 10 about a year ago.....hmm.....

Best Sports Drops Of the Past 10 years Power Rankings

1.  Brett Myers, "go home, outta here".  it sounds like "boom outta here" but that's a country boy with a lip full of chaw.  he's saying, "g'home, outta here"

2. Mike "IM A MAN, I'M 40" gundy

3.  Delonte West, "i don't care if you gotta *fly*.  Planes, trains, automobiles;  betta ha' my doughnuts

4.  that laker dude, "it maymee fill grayyyy"

bah.  can't think of any more.


You're really letting them off the hook. If you want to crown their asses, then crown them. That's why we took the damn field!

Playoffs? You talking about playoffs? I just hope we win another damn game.

And you play to win the games. Hello?
 
2013-08-20 06:43:09 PM  

js34603: Playoffs? You talking about playoffs? I just hope we win another damn game.



That classic is older than 10 years, unfortunately.

/Damn I feel old.
 
2013-08-20 06:44:50 PM  

The_Sponge: js34603: Playoffs? You talking about playoffs? I just hope we win another damn game.


That classic is older than 10 years, unfortunately.

/Damn I feel old.


Oh shiat you're right. I'm old too I guess. Herm Edwards' is probably older than 10 years too.
 
2013-08-20 06:45:51 PM  

js34603: You're really letting them off the hook. If you want to crown their asses, then crown them. That's why we took the damn field!


js34603: And you play to win the games. Hello?


how could i miss those?

i love the warble  / melisma in Herm's voice:  "hello?  you plaaaaaaaay to winnnnnnnn the gaaaaaaaaaaaame! Hello?  you plaaaaay to winnnnnn the gaaammmmme."
 
2013-08-20 07:10:23 PM  
Brent Musburger: Now, when you're a quarterback at Alabama, you see that lovely lady there? She does go to Auburn, I will admit that, but she's also Miss Alabama, and that's A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, okay? ...Wow, I'm telling you, you quarterbacks, you get all the good looking women. What a beautiful woman. WOW!
Kirk Herbstreit: Wow, A.J. is doing some
Musburger (Interrupting): WHOA!
Herbstreit (Finishing): things right down in Tucalossa.
 
2013-08-20 07:13:41 PM  

js34603: Shame Us: thesloppy: Dear motherfarkers: You have a finite amount of content, and we have a finite amount of attention. You can't just keep adding an endless stream of football commentators to the pool. Watching a football show now consists of 7 dudes at a table, each choosing a different side of a dead horse to beat, and then just when you think they can't bloviate any further they pass the topic over to a different table of 7 dudes. Just because a good football player retires does not mean he's owed a broadcasting position. Show some restraint, sportsmediatards.

Yesterday, Phil Simms said Andrew Luck doesn't have a "NFL arm" and Russell Wilson is a "system QB". So, I think I have to agree here.

Well if anyone knows what a system QB looks like it's Phil Simms.

/bad news Seattle fans, I drafted Wilson to be my fantasy QB and that means you can expect his leg, arm, or both to fall off by week 3


What pick did you use to draft him? How many teams in your league?
 
2013-08-20 07:23:41 PM  

Mark Ratner: js34603: Shame Us: thesloppy: Dear motherfarkers: You have a finite amount of content, and we have a finite amount of attention. You can't just keep adding an endless stream of football commentators to the pool. Watching a football show now consists of 7 dudes at a table, each choosing a different side of a dead horse to beat, and then just when you think they can't bloviate any further they pass the topic over to a different table of 7 dudes. Just because a good football player retires does not mean he's owed a broadcasting position. Show some restraint, sportsmediatards.

Yesterday, Phil Simms said Andrew Luck doesn't have a "NFL arm" and Russell Wilson is a "system QB". So, I think I have to agree here.

Well if anyone knows what a system QB looks like it's Phil Simms.

/bad news Seattle fans, I drafted Wilson to be my fantasy QB and that means you can expect his leg, arm, or both to fall off by week 3

What pick did you use to draft him? How many teams in your league?


10 teams and I want to say I got him in 4th or 5th round. I might have even got him later if I waited, the QBs didn't really start coming off the board until the late 3rd. YMMV.
 
2013-08-20 07:32:36 PM  

js34603: Mark Ratner: js34603: Shame Us: thesloppy: Dear motherfarkers: You have a finite amount of content, and we have a finite amount of attention. You can't just keep adding an endless stream of football commentators to the pool. Watching a football show now consists of 7 dudes at a table, each choosing a different side of a dead horse to beat, and then just when you think they can't bloviate any further they pass the topic over to a different table of 7 dudes. Just because a good football player retires does not mean he's owed a broadcasting position. Show some restraint, sportsmediatards.

Yesterday, Phil Simms said Andrew Luck doesn't have a "NFL arm" and Russell Wilson is a "system QB". So, I think I have to agree here.

Well if anyone knows what a system QB looks like it's Phil Simms.

/bad news Seattle fans, I drafted Wilson to be my fantasy QB and that means you can expect his leg, arm, or both to fall off by week 3

What pick did you use to draft him? How many teams in your league?

10 teams and I want to say I got him in 4th or 5th round. I might have even got him later if I waited, the QBs didn't really start coming off the board until the late 3rd. YMMV.


Not bad. I'm targeting him in my draft on Saturday, but I'm in a 16 team, two keeper league, and there's about 5 or 6 protected qbs. I might have to grab him or Andrew Luck in the second round.
 
2013-08-20 08:04:53 PM  

thesloppy: Dear motherfarkers: You have a finite amount of content, and we have a finite amount of attention. You can't just keep adding an endless stream of football commentators to the pool. Watching a football show now consists of 7 dudes at a table, each choosing a different side of a dead horse to beat, and then just when you think they can't bloviate any further they pass the topic over to a different table of 7 dudes. Just because a good football player retires does not mean he's owed a broadcasting position. Show some restraint, sportsmediatards.


As much as I dont like the round table talking heads I despise most of the boothtards.  Like farking Dierdorf.  How about we replace these dinosaur farts and clear some space at the semi circle tables?
 
2013-08-20 08:34:14 PM  
thesloppy;
Dear motherfarkers: You have a finite amount of content, and we have a finite amount of attention. You can't just keep adding an endless stream of football commentators to the pool. Watching a football show now consists of 7 dudes at a table, each choosing a different side of a dead horse to beat, and then just when you think they can't bloviate any further they pass the topic over to a different table of 7 dudes. Just because a good football player retires does not mean he's owed a broadcasting position. Show some restraint, sportsmediatards.

Am I the only one who turns the sound off as soon as they come on and then do other things until the game comes back on?
I've been doing this for years, ever since someone watching a game with me commented that they sound a lot like yapping dogs.
 
2013-08-20 08:51:23 PM  

rickythepenguin: Mr.Poops: Something about not being able to stop a nosebleed... LOVE that clip. Salute to you, Bart Scott, for one of the best sports-themed sound clips to come to existence in the past 10 years.

oh yeah, that's right.  "they can't stop a nosebleed!"

best ten years.....AI's practice turned 10 about a year ago.....hmm.....

Best Sports Drops Of the Past 10 years Power Rankings

1.  Brett Myers, "go home, outta here".  it sounds like "boom outta here" but that's a country boy with a lip full of chaw.  he's saying, "g'home, outta here"

2. Mike "IM A MAN, I'M 40" gundy

3.  Delonte West, "i don't care if you gotta *fly*.  Planes, trains, automobiles;  betta ha' my doughnuts

4.  that laker dude, "it maymee fill grayyyy"

bah.  can't think of any more.


Dennis Green (crown 'em)

Bryce Harper (clown question)

Dwayne Wade (not 1, not 2, not 3...)

Big Papi (fooking city)
 
2013-08-20 08:54:36 PM  
Singletary had a great rant, too. Can't win with him, can't play with him. Can't do it.

Something like that
 
2013-08-20 08:56:16 PM  
Tebow's speech after losing to Ole Miss was pretty memorable, too.
 
2013-08-20 08:57:00 PM  
Rafael Palmeiro testifying before congress
 
2013-08-20 08:59:50 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Singletary had a great rant, too. Can't win with him, can't play with him. Can't do it.

Something like that


Oh that was pretty good. Singletary was a better post game interview than head coach.
 
2013-08-20 09:12:46 PM  

js34603: HaywoodJablonski: Singletary had a great rant, too. Can't win with him, can't play with him. Can't do it.

Something like that

Oh that was pretty good. Singletary was a better post game interview than head coach.


Heh. Yep

"Cannot play with 'em. Cannot win with 'em. Cannot coach with 'em. Can't do it. I WANT WINNERS!"
 
2013-08-20 09:45:32 PM  

js34603: rickythepenguin: Mr.Poops: Something about not being able to stop a nosebleed... LOVE that clip. Salute to you, Bart Scott, for one of the best sports-themed sound clips to come to existence in the past 10 years.

oh yeah, that's right.  "they can't stop a nosebleed!"

best ten years.....AI's practice turned 10 about a year ago.....hmm.....

Best Sports Drops Of the Past 10 years Power Rankings

1.  Brett Myers, "go home, outta here".  it sounds like "boom outta here" but that's a country boy with a lip full of chaw.  he's saying, "g'home, outta here"

2. Mike "IM A MAN, I'M 40" gundy

3.  Delonte West, "i don't care if you gotta *fly*.  Planes, trains, automobiles;  betta ha' my doughnuts

4.  that laker dude, "it maymee fill grayyyy"

bah.  can't think of any more.

You're really letting them off the hook. If you want to crown their asses, then crown them. That's why we took the damn field!

Playoffs? You talking about playoffs? I just hope we win another damn game.

And you play to win the games. Hello?


"I want to kiss you."

/looked it up, and yes, it was within the last 10 years, barely (December 2003)
 
2013-08-20 10:04:33 PM  

Super Chronic: "I want to kiss you."

/looked it up, and yes, it was within the last 10 years, barely (December 2003)



Ha!  I came back here to post something about that moment, and I see that the work is done.

Video goodness for those who don't remember:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc65NC44dSk
 
2013-08-20 11:09:14 PM  

rickythepenguin: best ten years.....AI's practice turned 10 about a year ago.....hmm.....


FFS two of them were from your Cardinals:

Denny Green's "Crown their ass" and Derek Anderson's "I take this sh*t serious!"
 
2013-08-20 11:20:49 PM  
Holy shiat I walked in here for some snark and got misguided down Memory Lane.
 
2013-08-20 11:28:17 PM  
what was that, 06?  I was trying to do physics homework with MNF on.  Get slightly distracted when the cards put up a fight.  Focus shifts back to work as they get beat ...then THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE.  Couldn't stop laughing and had to wait for the morning to do the work.
 
2013-08-21 12:41:34 AM  
Umm people forgot this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I82BPA5QAaQ"

Still funny, and completely off the cuff.  Too bad his career was cut a little short from the "accident"
 
2013-08-21 02:45:48 AM  

The_Sponge: rickythepenguin: Best Sports Drops Of the Past 10 years Power Rankings

1. Brett Myers, "go home, outta here". it sounds like "boom outta here" but that's a country boy with a lip full of chaw. he's saying, "g'home, outta here"

2. Mike "IM A MAN, I'M 40" gundy

3. Delonte West, "i don't care if you gotta *fly*. Planes, trains, automobiles; betta ha' my doughnuts

4. that laker dude, "it maymee fill grayyyy"

bah. can't think of any more.


5. Last season's infamous MNF game....GB @ SEA.  "I don't know what you're talking about......I don't know what you're talking about." - Golden Tate

Fast forward to 2:50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mMKSTBwlWg


don't forget Lee "singlehandedly lost the AFC championship" Evans
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d826396cc/Evans -d ropped-pass-costs-Ravens
 
2013-08-21 08:16:57 AM  

thesloppy: Dear motherfarkers: You have a finite amount of content, and we have a finite amount of attention. You can't just keep adding an endless stream of football commentators to the pool. Watching a football show now consists of 7 dudes at a table, each choosing a different side of a dead horse to beat, and then just when you think they can't bloviate any further they pass the topic over to a different table of 7 dudes. Just because a good football player retires does not mean he's owed a broadcasting position. Show some restraint, sportsmediatards.


what i don't understand is why the networks pay some of those guys to sit and talk about football for 15 minutes a week.  and you know they must be making $100,000 a year each, if not more than that.  so you have fox or cbs or espn paying half a million dollars at least to have a bunch of dopes say three sentences each before a football game.  do they actually think any of those commentators are actually worth it?  most actual football fans either hate them or ignore them.  nobody starts watching the game and says, "i wonder what terry bradshaw has to say about this week's game?"
 
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