BizarreMan: On one hand it's presumptious as all hell to invite everybody to spend the one vacation a year they can afford...
varmitydog: WTF? Don't they require blood tests for your marriage license up there in the DC area?
illannoyin: The brides cousins were already drunk and frisky during the wedding ceremony. They wanted me to drive them to the reception but I declined and drove home to my girlfriend.I have always regretted not going with them.
jst3p: DROxINxTHExWIND: Wellon Dowd: blatz514: I have three incredibly hot cousins. There, I said it.I have two cousins I won't have minded marrying. Or at least honeymooning with.Awwww shiat. Is this where this thread is going?/homerbackingintothebushes.jpgHey Guys, whats going on in this thread?
theflatline: Halstread: theflatline: I have six pretty good looking sister in laws, so if something happens to the wife, i can move one on in, cause it ain't like we blood related. They are all the same size as my wife, so i wouldnt have to worry about a new wardrobe./sister in laws mmm mmm mmmSo... in your parts if your wife dies you remarry a sister of hers, and have to supply the clothing?No, it is a common joke my wife makes with me, it something happens to her, I can marry one of her sisters. We joke about it because they all share clothes, shoes, etc, so it would not be much a strain to move one in..
illannoyin: Years ago I went to a friend's wedding up in the wild hinterlands of Wiscansin.The brides cousins were already drunk and frisky during the wedding ceremony. They wanted me to drive them to the reception but I declined and drove home to my girlfriend.I have always regretted not going with them.
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