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(Starpulse)   No, I haven't had a nose job. My appearance has changed because my nose loses weight   (starpulse.com ) divider line
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2013-08-20 04:25:59 PM  
A big nose is a sign of a big clitoris.
 
2013-08-20 04:46:44 PM  
Her nose can change size by a stone.
 
2013-08-20 04:47:32 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: A big nose is a sign of a big clitoris.


userserve-ak.last.fm
"Hi there."
 
2013-08-20 04:49:45 PM  
Mournful nose
 
2013-08-20 04:50:36 PM  
Is this like the way Paris Hilton went from A-cup to C-cup and everything in between over a period of time?
 
2013-08-20 04:52:26 PM  
Pignose.
 
2013-08-20 04:54:06 PM  

LewDux: Mournful nose


ya just want to give it a tasteful funeral?

/like a suicide note shoved into a glitter bra
 
2013-08-20 04:54:08 PM  
Then Michael Jackson's nose must have had anorexia.
 
2013-08-20 04:57:42 PM  
That website sucks.
 
2013-08-20 05:15:26 PM  
Cocain will eat that cartilage, so I hear. Or does it abrade like a sandblaster?
 
2013-08-20 05:30:21 PM  
Tulisa Contostavlos has denied implications she has undergone plastic surgery, insisting her appearance has changed because her nose loses weight.

I believe that this is the proper place to ask the following question:

"Who?"
 
2013-08-20 05:38:00 PM  
www.kennethhuey.com
Whatever you say you sexy Pinocchio.
 
2013-08-20 05:39:52 PM  

wildcardjack: Cocain will eat that cartilage, so I hear. Or does it abrade like a sandblaster?


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-20 05:51:53 PM  
Someone might want to run this theory by Bill Cosby and/or Karl Malden.
 
2013-08-20 05:56:15 PM  
static.tvfanatic.com
 
2013-08-20 06:04:17 PM  
Tulisa?

I enjoyed her video. Quite a performance. Showed a little at the end too.
 
2013-08-20 06:07:14 PM  
I think I broke my nose last week by dropping a barbell on it (because I got bored watching Pain and Gain and decided to lift weights instead). This is the third time in my life it's been broken and I never feel like I'm breathing well out of it, so I'm thinking of getting it fixed. But if I do...it's going to be hard to resist not minimizing it instead of just realigning it. It's a schnozz...
 
2013-08-20 06:08:51 PM  
Nose?  Oh, right, she has a nose too, way up there
 
2013-08-20 06:11:29 PM  
that hot piece of yummy is full of shiat and i don't care.
 
2013-08-20 06:11:30 PM  

you are a puppet: I think I broke my nose last week by dropping a barbell on it (because I got bored watching Pain and Gain and decided to lift weights instead). This is the third time in my life it's been broken and I never feel like I'm breathing well out of it, so I'm thinking of getting it fixed. But if I do...it's going to be hard to resist not minimizing it instead of just realigning it. It's a schnozz...




Whenever I hear that, I think, wouldn't it break easier next time.

You're welcome.

/jennifer grey
//jennifer grey
 
2013-08-20 06:14:43 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: A big nose is a sign of a big clitoris.


unless she got clit  job, also
 
2013-08-20 06:14:49 PM  
My penis just lost a couple ounces, coincidentally her face just added a few.
 
2013-08-20 06:16:22 PM  
You know how I know you're gay? You noticed her nose.

No idea who she is but, DAMN.
 
2013-08-20 06:17:43 PM  

you are a puppet: I think I broke my nose last week by dropping a barbell on it (because I got bored watching Pain and Gain and decided to lift weights instead). This is the third time in my life it's been broken and I never feel like I'm breathing well out of it, so I'm thinking of getting it fixed. But if I do...it's going to be hard to resist not minimizing it instead of just realigning it. It's a schnozz...


aren't you due at the gym in 26 minutes?
 
2013-08-20 06:19:25 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid: A big nose is a sign of a big clitoris.

keepingitpersonal.com

And, here is why....

i1.wp.com
 
2013-08-20 06:19:52 PM  

you are a puppet: I think I broke my nose last week by dropping a barbell on it (because I got bored watching Pain and Gain and decided to lift weights instead). This is the third time in my life it's been broken and I never feel like I'm breathing well out of it, so I'm thinking of getting it fixed. But if I do...it's going to be hard to resist not minimizing it instead of just realigning it. It's a schnozz...


How could you get bored with that?  It's a fantastic dark comedy.
 
2013-08-20 06:24:29 PM  
Who cares if she did? I don't know who this woman is, but I'm guessing she's either a model or smaller-time actress. If somebody approaches you about a pretty simple procedure like a nose-job, why not just be: "Yeah, I had one done. I wanted my nose just a tad smaller and I think it looks great, don't you?"

Either way, she's pretty hot, but nothing exceptional. Apparently a nose job was needed.
 
2013-08-20 06:35:10 PM  
I know how she feels, every time I gain weight, it goes straight to my dick.

/and by dick I mean stomach.
 
2013-08-20 06:38:07 PM  

LeroyBourne: you are a puppet: I think I broke my nose last week by dropping a barbell on it (because I got bored watching Pain and Gain and decided to lift weights instead). This is the third time in my life it's been broken and I never feel like I'm breathing well out of it, so I'm thinking of getting it fixed. But if I do...it's going to be hard to resist not minimizing it instead of just realigning it. It's a schnozz...

How could you get bored with that?  It's a fantastic dark comedy.


The comedy part wasn't really doing it for me. Also I've watched the 48 Hours on the real story and read the great article and the dark part doesn't do it for me either because the reality is so much darker.
 
2013-08-20 07:04:41 PM  
Who cares about her nose; what happened to her tits?
 
2013-08-20 07:21:15 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Who cares about her nose; what happened to her tits?


From the looks of it, gravity.


images.starpulse.com

Assuming that bikini top is holding them up at least a little bit, that's a lot of sagging for a woman in her early 20s.
 
2013-08-20 07:31:40 PM  

ReapTheChaos: ArcadianRefugee: Who cares about her nose; what happened to her tits?

From the looks of it, gravity.

Assuming that bikini top is holding them up at least a little bit, that's a lot of sagging for a woman in her early 20s.


Those look perfectly normal and real.
 
2013-08-20 07:35:30 PM  

MFAWG: ReapTheChaos: ArcadianRefugee: Who cares about her nose; what happened to her tits?

From the looks of it, gravity.

Assuming that bikini top is holding them up at least a little bit, that's a lot of sagging for a woman in her early 20s.

Those look perfectly normal and real.


I'm willing to take one for the team and volunteer myself to feel them and rub various parts of my anatomy on them to find out.
 
2013-08-20 07:35:40 PM  

MFAWG: ReapTheChaos: ArcadianRefugee: Who cares about her nose; what happened to her tits?

From the looks of it, gravity.

Assuming that bikini top is holding them up at least a little bit, that's a lot of sagging for a woman in her early 20s.

Those look perfectly normal and real.


And delicious.  She has big boobs.  They droop.  Deliciously.
 
2013-08-20 07:38:05 PM  

MFAWG: ReapTheChaos: ArcadianRefugee: Who cares about her nose; what happened to her tits?
From the looks of it, gravity.
Assuming that bikini top is holding them up at least a little bit, that's a lot of sagging for a woman in her early 20s.

Those look perfectly normal and real.


Agreed.  But the "tennis balls in a pair of socks" boobs can be a real turn off.
 
2013-08-20 07:43:21 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: MFAWG: ReapTheChaos: ArcadianRefugee: Who cares about her nose; what happened to her tits?
From the looks of it, gravity.
Assuming that bikini top is holding them up at least a little bit, that's a lot of sagging for a woman in her early 20s.

Those look perfectly normal and real.

Agreed.  But the "tennis balls in a pair of socks" boobs can be a real turn off.


Obvious scarring and bulging implants are even worse.
 
2013-08-20 07:56:36 PM  

you are a puppet: LeroyBourne: you are a puppet: I think I broke my nose last week by dropping a barbell on it (because I got bored watching Pain and Gain and decided to lift weights instead). This is the third time in my life it's been broken and I never feel like I'm breathing well out of it, so I'm thinking of getting it fixed. But if I do...it's going to be hard to resist not minimizing it instead of just realigning it. It's a schnozz...

How could you get bored with that?  It's a fantastic dark comedy.

The comedy part wasn't really doing it for me. Also I've watched the 48 Hours on the real story and read the great article and the dark part doesn't do it for me either because the reality is so much darker.


Thanks, I'll give that a read.
 
2013-08-20 08:04:18 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Tulisa Contostavlos has denied implications she has undergone plastic surgery, insisting her appearance has changed because her nose loses weight.

I believe that this is the proper place to ask the following question:

"Who?"


From wikipedia:

Tula Paulinea "Tulisa" Contostavlos (born 13 July 1988), sometimes known simply as Tulisa, is an English singer-songwriter. She is best known for being a member of the now defunct Camden-based hip hop group N-Dubz, with her cousin Dappy and their friend Fazer. N-Dubz formed in 2000 and released three studio albums before announcing their indefinite hiatus in 2011.

More interesting, she recently was arrested for selling drugs.

Most interesting, she has a sex tape out there.
 
2013-08-20 08:12:39 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: MFAWG: ReapTheChaos: ArcadianRefugee: Who cares about her nose; what happened to her tits?
From the looks of it, gravity.
Assuming that bikini top is holding them up at least a little bit, that's a lot of sagging for a woman in her early 20s.

Those look perfectly normal and real.

Agreed.  But the "tennis balls in a pair of socks" boobs can be a real turn off.




The one that caught my eye first was the one in the plaid green two-piece. She was a chunky kid, with a good tan and a sweet broad soft-looking can with those two crescents of white just under it, where the sun never seems to hit, at the top of the backs of her legs.
 
2013-08-20 08:19:15 PM  
Your appearance has changed.
*stamp* Denied.
HAVE YOUR DOCUMENTS READY

NEXT!
 
2013-08-20 09:54:28 PM  
www.damnthatsracist.com
 
2013-08-20 10:20:47 PM  
She swears she's not not had it done and I, for one, do not not believe her.
 
2013-08-20 10:58:49 PM  

you are a puppet: I think I broke my nose last week by dropping a barbell on it (because I got bored watching Pain and Gain and decided to lift weights instead). This is the third time in my life it's been broken and I never feel like I'm breathing well out of it, so I'm thinking of getting it fixed. But if I do...it's going to be hard to resist not minimizing it instead of just realigning it. It's a schnozz...


I broke my nose as a child and the "crunchiness" of it freaked me so out, I wouldn't let the ER guy put it back in place.. so I went from a nasely kid with sinus issues, to a nasely kid with sinus issues, with a crooked nose that mussed up things even worse.

then I grew up to an adult.. started smoking and my sinuses turned off.. went that way for about 15-20 years.. quit smoking for good this time, and my sinuses turned back on with a vengeance..

I am now looking at theraputic rhinoplasty. just to correct the air flow and smooth out my voice.. I would never change the shape of my damn schnoz because despite the slight crook... it's an awesome nose.
 
2013-08-20 11:09:43 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: The one that caught my eye first was the one in the plaid green two-piece. She was a chunky kid, with a good tan and a sweet broad soft-looking can with those two crescents of white just under it, where the sun never seems to hit, at the top of the backs of her legs.


A & P.  Classic.
 
2013-08-21 01:00:20 AM  
She a hot chick. But the nose of hers reminds me of a broad who had a nose job; I said: "guys would kill to have a dick that big"!
 
2013-08-21 01:33:58 AM  

MFAWG: ReapTheChaos: ArcadianRefugee: Who cares about her nose; what happened to her tits?

From the looks of it, gravity.

Assuming that bikini top is holding them up at least a little bit, that's a lot of sagging for a woman in her early 20s.

Those look perfectly normal and real.


As opposed to abnormal and imaginary?

/implants are still real
//I only play with the outsides of 'em anyway
 
2013-08-21 07:52:19 AM  
Very pasty armpits.
 
2013-08-21 09:07:01 AM  

Beerguy: Because People in power are Stupid: A big nose is a sign of a big clitoris.

[keepingitpersonal.com image 463x347]

And, here is why....

[i1.wp.com image 549x349]


I don't get it. Is that your mother?
 
2013-08-21 04:32:11 PM  
A nose that may be relevant to the thread:

hurricanes.nhl.com
 
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