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(USA Today)   XBox One announces that it will launch with 23 games, including such favorites as Hide The PS4, and Oh God Please Buy This Game I Don't Want To Be Fired   ( divider line
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2013-08-20 01:51:52 PM  
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And we are proud to announce that the Xbox One will launch with twenty-three different versions of Ryse: Son of Rome.  Whether you're playing the Ryse Day One Edition, the Ryse Day Four Edition, or the Ryse Fabric of War Edition, with a piece of an actual Roman Legionnaire's armor embedded directly into the disc, all academic disciplines will replace their studies with a copy of Ryse: Son of Rome.  Wow.  I can't wait to see what the future of education holds for us all.
2013-08-20 02:18:52 PM  
2 votes:
I can't wait to check out the new Xbone exclusive sim, Console Tycoon, where you run your company into the ground by pissing off your customers and charging $100 more than the competition's superior, or at the very least equivalent, system.  You can simulate burning money and the Kinnect will pick up on it.
2013-08-20 01:52:17 PM  
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Geotpf: ModernPrimitive01: I'm sure the fan boys (and girls) will buy up a bunch in the beginning but I don't see the One continuing to sell to the general gaming population. Everyone I know is already talking about how much it sucks due to the online requirement.

All those previously announced restrictions were removed in a series of "Opps, my bad Please stop lighting my clothes on fire and throwing them out the window" announcements from Microsoft.

2013-08-20 01:29:42 PM  
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2013-08-20 04:51:27 PM  
1 vote:
Oh man! I'm so glad I pre-ordered so I can be the first person on my block to play Peggle 2!!!
2013-08-20 02:51:31 PM  
1 vote:

lordargent: Anyone who isn't living paycheck to paycheck has at least one expensive hobby.

Some of us have several.

My expensive hobby is Faberge eggs.
2013-08-20 01:48:16 PM  
1 vote:
Can't play Peggle without the latest console!
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