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(New York Magazine)   It's like Uber, but for sex   (nymag.com) divider line 38
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6989 clicks; posted to Geek » on 20 Aug 2013 at 2:19 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-20 02:26:26 PM  
I got 4 of the same pop up from this site (somehow ignoring my pop-up blocker).

So that's a thing.
 
2013-08-20 02:28:27 PM  
If it was Uber for sex, it would be prostitution, subby.

/not that there's anything wrong with that
 
2013-08-20 02:34:28 PM  
Isn't that what the Fark personals are for?

/do those still exist?
 
2013-08-20 02:35:53 PM  
Attractive people don't need a mobile app to find sex partners, and the fatties and aspies will wear out the 'sharp knees' button and never use any of the other features. So what's the point, other than to give NY Mag's terrible site some ad impression revenue?
 
2013-08-20 02:39:39 PM  
de-motivational-posters.com
 
2013-08-20 02:42:13 PM  

poot_rootbeer: Attractive people don't need a mobile app to find sex partners, and the fatties and aspies will wear out the 'sharp knees' button and never use any of the other features. So what's the point, other than to give NY Mag's terrible site some ad impression revenue?


I'm glad I'm old.

Also, this.
 
2013-08-20 02:42:54 PM  
The follow up will be a story from a guy who let a "woman" with a deep voice blow him in a pitch black room.
 
2013-08-20 02:43:27 PM  

poot_rootbeer: Attractive people don't need a mobile app to find sex partners, and the fatties and aspies will wear out the 'sharp knees' button and never use any of the other features. So what's the point, other than to give NY Mag's terrible site some ad impression revenue?


So you can indulge in some of that sweet, sweet big-girl lovin' without your friends making fun of you.
 
2013-08-20 02:46:18 PM  
Sweet, apple is finally promoting its true demographic, flaming queens who want a little man on man action.
 
2013-08-20 02:46:52 PM  

theflatline: Sweet, apple is finally promoting its true demographic, flaming queens who want a little man on man action.


I thought that was already covered with Grindr.
 
2013-08-20 02:49:49 PM  

Mad_Radhu: poot_rootbeer: Attractive people don't need a mobile app to find sex partners, and the fatties and aspies will wear out the 'sharp knees' button and never use any of the other features. So what's the point, other than to give NY Mag's terrible site some ad impression revenue?

So you can indulge in some of that sweet, sweet big-girl lovin' without your friends making fun of you.


They should name the app, "Moped".
 
2013-08-20 02:53:30 PM  
Sounds like a good way to find free murder victims.
 
2013-08-20 03:09:46 PM  
What is it, AshleyMadison.com's new app?
 
2013-08-20 03:10:04 PM  

poot_rootbeer: Attractive people don't need a mobile app to find sex partners, and the fatties and aspies will wear out the 'sharp knees' button and never use any of the other features. So what's the point, other than to give NY Mag's terrible site some ad impression revenue?


Married people have limited time to be DTF.
 
2013-08-20 03:25:52 PM  
If you can't find a HWP, pregnant or lactating latina midget with one leg who will take a dump on your chest while she screams at you in Spanish with this app then it will never beat craigslist.
 
2013-08-20 03:40:16 PM  

mcreadyblue: poot_rootbeer: Attractive people don't need a mobile app to find sex partners, and the fatties and aspies will wear out the 'sharp knees' button and never use any of the other features. So what's the point, other than to give NY Mag's terrible site some ad impression revenue?

Married people have limited time to be DTF.


So I have heard.
 
2013-08-20 03:44:37 PM  
Well hello there.
 
2013-08-20 03:58:37 PM  

darth_badger: If you can't find a HWP, pregnant or lactating latina midget with one leg who will take a dump on your chest while she screams at you in Spanish with this app then it will never beat craigslist.


google mil eroticos.  It is spanish sex cite, with about every country in latin america.

select colombia or mexico and you can pretty find, with pics what you posted about.
 
2013-08-20 04:01:57 PM  
The developers call themselves "pomosexuals".  Which means they are gay for Apple products.

/more gay than the typical fanboi?
 
2013-08-20 04:09:39 PM  

theflatline: google mil eroticos.


4.bp.blogspot.com
¡Mil Eroticos! !El luchador más suave!
 
2013-08-20 04:14:20 PM  
This will make my side gig as a serial rapist/ murderer so much easier.
 
2013-08-20 04:18:19 PM  
whoa, learned two new things today.  dtf and hwp

i just made sure that i was attractive so i never had to worry about all this shiat.
 
2013-08-20 04:19:46 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: I got 4 of the same pop up from this site (somehow ignoring my pop-up blocker).
So that's a thing.


I closed the tab on one browser window, and it popped up on my other one... twice. I am sure IS will be curious about the name of the article that caused that to happen.
 
2013-08-20 04:27:22 PM  
I wish I could give a crap and use this, but I just can't. I require feelings and/or relationship to be DTF.
 
2013-08-20 04:27:50 PM  

poot_rootbeer: theflatline: google mil eroticos.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 228x245]
¡Mil Eroticos! !El luchador más suave!


jajajaja, that is a good one.

He would have a signature move called "Pegging Hasta el Fondo"(rammed in the bass until he hits bottom"
 
2013-08-20 04:31:49 PM  
"We wanted an easy way to find sex, basically," saysSidorenko.But the two friends (who describe themselves as "pomosexuals")


derpicdn.net

I'M DONE.
 
2013-08-20 04:48:56 PM  
Ubuttsecks?
 
2013-08-20 05:01:26 PM  

Cybernetic: Mad_Radhu: poot_rootbeer: Attractive people don't need a mobile app to find sex partners, and the fatties and aspies will wear out the 'sharp knees' button and never use any of the other features. So what's the point, other than to give NY Mag's terrible site some ad impression revenue?

So you can indulge in some of that sweet, sweet big-girl lovin' without your friends making fun of you.

They should name the app, "Moped".


Because it's fuel efficient?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-20 05:34:21 PM  
I guess I'm old. Whether single or connected at the moment I think I've reached the point where I really have no interest in a casual sex app. I mean no matter how you get there, the big decision, the real decision, will be made in person. And you won't be making the decision alone.
 
2013-08-20 06:32:08 PM  
I think this comment about sums it up:


veritas723: those dudes would be much happier if they just could admit their love and fark each other like they obvs want to
/nttawwt
 
2013-08-20 06:36:23 PM  
No thanks. I get ignored and passively rejected enough already.
 
2013-08-20 06:48:20 PM  
But the two friends (who describe themselves as "pomosexuals")

Stopped reading right there.
 
2013-08-20 07:50:41 PM  
So how do they prevent it from being the penis-fest that it will be by default?
 
2013-08-20 08:19:51 PM  
so it will be filled with a bunch of married men who are into other men but are never able to host and vice-versa.

some reason it is hard to find a guy who is into other guys who has his own place to have company over.
 
2013-08-21 12:44:06 AM  
Uber butt sex = UBS = "oobs"

?
 
2013-08-21 04:05:07 AM  
OR I could stay home, jerk off for a few minutes and get some sleep.
 
2013-08-21 07:04:49 AM  
Chicks will never use a site like this because chicks dont feel safe enough to use this. Only guys will use this for the gheybutsects and Grindr has the market on that.
 
2013-08-21 07:12:04 AM  

poe_zlaw: Chicks will never use a site like this because chicks dont feel safe enough to use this. Only guys will use this for the gheybutsects and Grindr has the market on that.


If they want to imitate Uber and thwart Grindr, they should call it Lubr.
 
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