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(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)   Someone has discovered a way to make Nutella even better   (blogs.browardpalmbeach.com) divider line 105
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2013-08-20 01:20:15 PM  
I have a confession to make: I have never tried Nutella. Ever.

Honestly now I'm concerned about trying it as the internet storm on how amazing this shiat is might've put it on a pedestal that it could never actually achieve in my eyes.
 
2013-08-20 01:27:19 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I have a confession to make: I have never tried Nutella. Ever.

Honestly now I'm concerned about trying it as the internet storm on how amazing this shiat is might've put it on a pedestal that it could never actually achieve in my eyes.


It's not otherworldly amazing.  But I do find it to be very tasty.
 
2013-08-20 01:36:08 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I have a confession to make: I have never tried Nutella. Ever.

Honestly now I'm concerned about trying it as the internet storm on how amazing this shiat is might've put it on a pedestal that it could never actually achieve in my eyes.


I have tried it and found it to be utterly revolting.
 
2013-08-20 01:38:00 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: scottydoesntknow: I have a confession to make: I have never tried Nutella. Ever.

Honestly now I'm concerned about trying it as the internet storm on how amazing this shiat is might've put it on a pedestal that it could never actually achieve in my eyes.

I have tried it and found it to be utterly revolting.


But have you tried it.....ON WEED?
 
2013-08-20 01:46:57 PM  
Make it better by smearing it on Scarlett Johansen's tits and licking it off.
 
2013-08-20 01:50:17 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Make it better by smearing it on Scarlett Johansen's tits and licking it off.


Well that was poetic.
 
2013-08-20 02:18:29 PM  
How to make Nutella better:
www.angieward.net
 
2013-08-20 02:26:53 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I have a confession to make: I have never tried Nutella. Ever.

Honestly now I'm concerned about trying it as the internet storm on how amazing this shiat is might've put it on a pedestal that it could never actually achieve in my eyes.


Neither have I. I mean, it's not expensive or hard to find and there's no reason why I shouldn't like it... I just haven't tried it. It wasn't a thing when I was a kid and maybe that's it.
It's settled then. I will try it on Scarlett Johansson's tits. And I will like it.
 
2013-08-20 02:34:46 PM  
And another way to make Nutella better...use it in performance art. (barely SFW; not safe for you without mind bleach)
 
2013-08-20 02:50:59 PM  
Is the answer alcohol?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-08-20 02:51:43 PM  
Smear it on some tits?
 
2013-08-20 02:53:27 PM  
I am sorry PC LOAD LETTER, I should have read the previous posts before commenting.
 
2013-08-20 02:54:01 PM  
Are we still supposed to believe that this is all for medical reasons?
 
2013-08-20 02:54:38 PM  
Slather it all over Alison Brie?
 
2013-08-20 02:55:32 PM  
Nutella's OK. ::shrug:: I think the hazelnut flavor is a lot better than the chocolate. What I can't figure out is what it's for? It's too sweet for breakfast, and spreading it on toast seems a weird choice for dessert. It's too thick to drizzle over ice cream or fruit.
 
2013-08-20 02:56:14 PM  
Weed and chocolate is a no brianer
 
2013-08-20 02:56:33 PM  
Man, that just seems like trouble. The more you eat, the more you want. The more you want, the more you eat until you're a 400 Lb. beast, stoned out of his mind and unable to move
 
2013-08-20 02:57:03 PM  
I've had Nutella on several occasions, and all I can say is that I wish it was a bit less sweet. Otherwise, it's OK (but there's much more than "just a hint of cocoa" there).
 
2013-08-20 02:57:32 PM  
I went to the Grecian Festival in my hometown this past weekend, and as usual there was a booth selling loukoumathes (little blobs of fried dough soaked in honey and walnuts), but this year they also offered loukoumathes covered in Nutella.

Didn't try them.  Should I have?  (I've had Nutella, and it's not bad, but neither is it the orgasmic experience people make it out to be.)
 
2013-08-20 02:59:01 PM  
Did they find a way to make it not absolutely horrible for you???

www.smilecolumbia.com
 
2013-08-20 02:59:22 PM  

RoboZombie: Man, that just seems like trouble. The more you eat, the more you want. The more you want, the more you eat until you're a 400 Lb. beast, stoned out of his mind and unable to move


It'll turn you into Rush Limbaugh?
 
2013-08-20 02:59:24 PM  

big pig peaches: Are we still supposed to believe that this is all for medical reasons?


Who said it was all for medical reasons? Admitting that some people want to use it recreationally takes nothing from its medicinal value.
 
2013-08-20 02:59:44 PM  

SurfaceTension: And another way to make Nutella better...use it in performance art. (barely SFW; not safe for you without mind bleach)


Instead of clicking the link, I just searched for "Nutella Amanda Palmer"

I was not rewarded.

I should have been.

www.reneywarrington.co.za

/Never search for "Amanda Palmer Daily Mail" at work. Do it at home instead.
 
2013-08-20 03:00:58 PM  
Am I the only person who's understood "jonesing for a little somethin' somethin'" to mean "wants sex"? Because except for the suggestions in this thread for eating Nutella, I'm not seeing that in the article.
 
2013-08-20 03:03:00 PM  
Grilled peanut butter and nutella sandwiches are amazing.

Terrible for you, but amazing.
 
2013-08-20 03:03:17 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-20 03:03:38 PM  

tricycleracer: Did they find a way to make it not absolutely horrible for you???


img.fark.net

Its not really that much worse than peanut butter.

www.quitehealthy.com
 
2013-08-20 03:03:54 PM  
Rub it on Olivia Munn's broken arm, sexy boobs, and dead eyes?
 
2013-08-20 03:04:26 PM  

mbillips: Nutella's OK. ::shrug:: I think the hazelnut flavor is a lot better than the chocolate. What I can't figure out is what it's for? It's too sweet for breakfast, and spreading it on toast seems a weird choice for dessert. It's too thick to drizzle over ice cream or fruit.


I just finished a bowl of vanilla ice cream, nutella, and peanuts. You aren't supposed to refrigerate nutella and there's always the microwave. But yeah it's pretty sweet so mostly I use it when baking. But it's pretty good on whole grain toast with bananas.
 
2013-08-20 03:05:46 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: scottydoesntknow: I have a confession to make: I have never tried Nutella. Ever.

Honestly now I'm concerned about trying it as the internet storm on how amazing this shiat is might've put it on a pedestal that it could never actually achieve in my eyes.

I have tried it and found it to be utterly revolting.


Try it warmer, and with chili powder mixed in. Spicy hot chocolatey spread.. nom.
 
2013-08-20 03:07:11 PM  

mbillips: Nutella's OK. ::shrug:: I think the hazelnut flavor is a lot better than the chocolate. What I can't figure out is what it's for? It's too sweet for breakfast, and spreading it on toast seems a weird choice for dessert. It's too thick to drizzle over ice cream or fruit.


Ferrerro, the makers of nutella , are an italian company. You have to understand that Italians eat sweets for breakfast. Go to any coffee bar and you will find the people eating a cornetto with Nutella. It's like the national breakfast dish there.
 
2013-08-20 03:07:14 PM  

Cyno01: tricycleracer: Did they find a way to make it not absolutely horrible for you???

[img.fark.net image 393x264]

Its not really that much worse than peanut butter.

[www.quitehealthy.com image 303x497]


That's not saying much.
 
2013-08-20 03:10:20 PM  

lemonysprite: mbillips: Nutella's OK. ::shrug:: I think the hazelnut flavor is a lot better than the chocolate. What I can't figure out is what it's for? It's too sweet for breakfast, and spreading it on toast seems a weird choice for dessert. It's too thick to drizzle over ice cream or fruit.

I just finished a bowl of vanilla ice cream, nutella, and peanuts. You aren't supposed to refrigerate nutella and there's always the microwave. But yeah it's pretty sweet so mostly I use it when baking. But it's pretty good on whole grain toast with bananas.


It's also pretty good on multi- grain waffles.
 
2013-08-20 03:12:34 PM  

rabidarmadillo24: mbillips: Nutella's OK. ::shrug:: I think the hazelnut flavor is a lot better than the chocolate. What I can't figure out is what it's for? It's too sweet for breakfast, and spreading it on toast seems a weird choice for dessert. It's too thick to drizzle over ice cream or fruit.

Ferrerro, the makers of nutella , are an italian company. You have to understand that Italians eat sweets for breakfast. Go to any coffee bar and you will find the people eating a cornetto with Nutella. It's like the national breakfast dish there.


I did not know that. Those little Ferrerro balls rock.
 
2013-08-20 03:12:41 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I have a confession to make: I have never tried Nutella. Ever.

Honestly now I'm concerned about trying it as the internet storm on how amazing this shiat is might've put it on a pedestal that it could never actually achieve in my eyes.



Cut a thick slice out of a crusty, but dense, baguette. Smear on some good-quality butter. Top with Nutella.

That's the optimal vehical for Nutella delivery as far as I'm concerned.

/haven't had Nutella in years
 
2013-08-20 03:12:45 PM  
I'm waiting for them to mix this stuff with pot.

www.centrestatefoods.com.au

Love this shiat!
 
2013-08-20 03:14:03 PM  

peacheslatour: It's also pretty good on multi- grain waffles.


My mom and I put a little spoonful in ebleskivers (filled pancakes). Nom...
 
2013-08-20 03:14:25 PM  

peacheslatour: lemonysprite: mbillips: Nutella's OK. ::shrug:: I think the hazelnut flavor is a lot better than the chocolate. What I can't figure out is what it's for? It's too sweet for breakfast, and spreading it on toast seems a weird choice for dessert. It's too thick to drizzle over ice cream or fruit.

I just finished a bowl of vanilla ice cream, nutella, and peanuts. You aren't supposed to refrigerate nutella and there's always the microwave. But yeah it's pretty sweet so mostly I use it when baking. But it's pretty good on whole grain toast with bananas.

It's also pretty good on multi- grain waffles.


Sliced apples as well.
 
2013-08-20 03:14:49 PM  
SWEET AND SPICY BACON COVERED IN NUTELLA
  www.bellalimento.com

www.bellalimento.com
 
2013-08-20 03:15:33 PM  

Cyno01: tricycleracer: Did they find a way to make it not absolutely horrible for you???

[img.fark.net image 393x264]

Its not really that much worse than peanut butter.

[www.quitehealthy.com image 303x497]


Not sure if serious... I know most Americans don't care about sugar intake, but surely you must like receiving additional protein?
 
2013-08-20 03:15:55 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: scottydoesntknow: I have a confession to make: I have never tried Nutella. Ever.

Honestly now I'm concerned about trying it as the internet storm on how amazing this shiat is might've put it on a pedestal that it could never actually achieve in my eyes.

I have tried it and found it to be utterly revolting.


I hate hazelnuts, so I find Nutella as revolting as you do.
 
2013-08-20 03:16:11 PM  

UDel_Kitty: peacheslatour: It's also pretty good on multi- grain waffles.

My mom and I put a little spoonful in ebleskivers (filled pancakes). Nom...


That sounds great!  how do you make them?
 
2013-08-20 03:18:24 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I have a confession to make: I have never tried Nutella. Ever.

Honestly now I'm concerned about trying it as the internet storm on how amazing this shiat is might've put it on a pedestal that it could never actually achieve in my eyes.


I am the same way with Pho, people have hyped it up so much there is no way it could live up to its rep.
 
2013-08-20 03:18:29 PM  
I made a nutella quesadilla the other day.  Smeared some on a tortilla, tossed another tortilla on top, put it in the pan for a bit, flip, nom.  It was okay.

I prefer a nice peanut butter and nutella sandwich, though.

./Was out of bread, but I had tortillas, okay?
 
2013-08-20 03:18:48 PM  

mbillips: Nutella's OK. ::shrug:: I think the hazelnut flavor is a lot better than the chocolate. What I can't figure out is what it's for? It's too sweet for breakfast, and spreading it on toast seems a weird choice for dessert. It's too thick to drizzle over ice cream or fruit.


You just grew up in the wrong culture. It does just fine as a breakfast spread in a culture that puts chocolate on bread for breakfast.
 
2013-08-20 03:18:55 PM  

serial arseonist: I know most Americans don't care about sugar intake, but surely you must like receiving additional protein?


You can get your additional protein sucking d*ck.
 
2013-08-20 03:20:27 PM  

UDel_Kitty: peacheslatour: It's also pretty good on multi- grain waffles.

My mom and I put a little spoonful in ebleskivers (filled pancakes). Nom...


I can see that being tasty, but I still object to Ebleskivers being called filled pancakes. They're the size (and shape) of a golf ball for crying out loud.
 
2013-08-20 03:20:40 PM  

DerAppie: mbillips: Nutella's OK. ::shrug:: I think the hazelnut flavor is a lot better than the chocolate. What I can't figure out is what it's for? It's too sweet for breakfast, and spreading it on toast seems a weird choice for dessert. It's too thick to drizzle over ice cream or fruit.

You just grew up in the wrong culture. It does just fine as a breakfast spread in a culture that puts chocolate on bread for breakfast.


Also I think the European version is less sweet than the American stuff.
 
2013-08-20 03:20:47 PM  

mbillips: Nutella's OK. ::shrug:: I think the hazelnut flavor is a lot better than the chocolate. What I can't figure out is what it's for? It's too sweet for breakfast, and spreading it on toast seems a weird choice for dessert. It's too thick to drizzle over ice cream or fruit.


With sliced bananas in a sweet crepe, folded twice into a triangle, scoop of vanilla or dusting of powdered sugar on top optional.

Or just warm it up and it isn't too thick to drizzle.
 
2013-08-20 03:22:16 PM  

Matthew Keene: serial arseonist: I know most Americans don't care about sugar intake, but surely you must like receiving additional protein?

You can get your additional protein sucking d*ck.


I would, but I'm concerned about the way animals high on the food chain often tend to have higher levels of toxins and heavy metals in them.
 
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