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(Orlando Sentinel)   Sword-wielding, knife-throwing man attacks mom's boyfriend over missing can of shrimp. You know where this happened   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 25
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2013-08-20 01:18:50 PM
Cautionary tails of shrimp?

www.mendaily.com
 
2013-08-20 01:20:02 PM
"engage in a physical fight"
as opposed to what??

ALSO

i269.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-20 01:20:45 PM
bath salts?
 
2013-08-20 01:20:54 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-20 01:20:58 PM
Who the hell eats shrimp from a can anyway?
 
2013-08-20 01:21:47 PM
Shut up NW, you COCK!
 
2013-08-20 01:23:43 PM

ChipNASA: "engage in a physical fight"
as opposed to what??


Maybe this:

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2013-08-20 01:26:19 PM
Ahh, but the shrimp that's... that's where I had them.

i31.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-20 01:32:54 PM

ChipNASA: "engage in a physical fight"
as opposed to what??

ALSO

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Uh, verbal fight, dance off, pissing contest...
 
2013-08-20 01:35:15 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-20 01:44:16 PM
A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
 
2013-08-20 01:47:37 PM

squirrelflavoredyogurt: ChipNASA: "engage in a physical fight"
as opposed to what??

ALSO

[i269.photobucket.com image 600x450]

Uh, verbal fight, dance off, pissing contest...


Pants Down, Sward Fight???
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2013-08-20 02:05:04 PM
Canned shrimp?  WTF.
 
2013-08-20 02:05:14 PM

Wellon Dowd: Ahh, but the shrimp that's... that's where I had them.

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That was... beautiful.
 
2013-08-20 02:05:58 PM
Good God! Canned shrimp? This is Florida, not North Dakota.
 
2013-08-20 02:20:01 PM
if he would've been cool with imitation crab meat, i'd have given him some.
it's perfectly good we just got too much!
 
2013-08-20 02:26:41 PM

camelclub: Canned shrimp?  WTF.


Canned shrimp is good for making shrimp dip.  In states that don't border the ocean.  That's it.
 
2013-08-20 02:28:39 PM

Pick: Good God! Canned shrimp? This is Florida, not North Dakota.


They must be snowbirds.
 
2013-08-20 04:28:32 PM

Cybernetic: Who the hell eats shrimp from a can anyway?


Indeed - I never even heard of such a thing!
 
2013-08-20 04:37:07 PM

FrancoFile: camelclub: Canned shrimp?  WTF.

Canned shrimp is good for making shrimp dip.  In states that don't border the ocean.  That's it.


I lived in Oklahoma (far from being an ocean bordering state) for the first 27 years of my life, and I never even heard of "canned shrimp".  Having lived in Florida for 25 years, I now love all kinds of FRESH seafood.
 
2013-08-20 05:18:39 PM
Can of shrimp ?  It's a damn shame they don't have a nearby ocean they could fish in.

phoned in from Ohio
 
2013-08-20 06:40:20 PM

FrancoFile: camelclub: Canned shrimp?  WTF.

Canned shrimp is good for making shrimp dip.  In states that don't border the ocean.  That's it.


That must suck.  We get our shrimp right off Magwood's boat.  You remember their boat, "Winds of Fortune", it was featured with Mike Rowe and Dirty Jobs.  Sorry about rubbing salt into your open wound.
 
2013-08-20 07:02:58 PM

camelclub: FrancoFile: camelclub: Canned shrimp?  WTF.

Canned shrimp is good for making shrimp dip.  In states that don't border the ocean.  That's it.

That must suck.  We get our shrimp right off Magwood's boat.  You remember their boat, "Winds of Fortune", it was featured with Mike Rowe and Dirty Jobs.  Sorry about rubbing salt into your open wound.


No open wound.  The big frozen shrimp for shrimp cocktail or scampi are just fine.  But if you want tiny shrimp for smushing up with cream cheese and whatnot for shrimp dip, the canned stuff is better texture-wise than frozen.
 
2013-08-20 09:56:03 PM
You no want the sthwimps?
 
2013-08-21 01:19:35 AM
All the rest just seemed like a normal "stupid shiat in Florida" story.  But a can of shrimp?  Really?
 
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