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(Herald Sun)   Hard to say which is worse: that a radio host accidentally texted a photo of his penis to a paralympian swimmer right before her international competition, or that he was trying to send the pic to his producer in the first place   (heraldsun.com.au) divider line 37
    More: Dumbass, Sophie Pascoe, New Zealand, producers, Paralympics, Canada's IPC Swimming World Championships  
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2013-08-20 01:00:55 PM
She just has (third) leg envy.
 
2013-08-20 01:13:34 PM
He was trying to send it to Eileen.
 
2013-08-20 01:32:04 PM
PENIS!
 
2013-08-20 01:33:15 PM
Hey cripples need love too.
 
2013-08-20 01:34:53 PM
Too...many...possible...jokes...

Bah!
 
2013-08-20 01:38:24 PM
So the recipient laughed it off, no one is upset.  Seems way too sensible.

/maybe he's banging his producer
 
2013-08-20 01:38:48 PM
So he has a cock for radio?
 
2013-08-20 01:39:53 PM
Who doesn't send out random penis pics in this day and age? Why I've gotten my last three girlfriends and two boyfriends that way. Why, the investigating officer was so impressed even he asked me out. Of course I had to say yes, how do you think I got the charges dropped?

/But seriously, stop that. No one wants random wang.
 
2013-08-20 01:42:12 PM
He uses Snapchat to show his pork and beans. Excuse his manners if he makes a scene.
 
2013-08-20 01:42:13 PM
OK ladies.  OPen for business.  Looks like this is where you once again get to beg for CIE.
 
2013-08-20 01:44:00 PM

CruJones: So the recipient laughed it off, no one is upset.  Seems way too sensible.

/maybe he's banging his producer


That was my thought, I've accidentally texted the wrong person, which is why I don't text photos.
 
2013-08-20 01:44:11 PM
She won a gold medal after seeing his junk.  I wish mine had that kind of effect.
 
2013-08-20 01:45:25 PM

Nana's Vibrator: OK ladies.  OPen for business.  Looks like this is where you once again get to beg for CIE.


the correct term is WIE

/get it straight
//twss
 
2013-08-20 01:45:33 PM
AN outrageous New Zealand radio DJ accidentally sent a photo of his "pork sausage" to a Paralympian about to compete in an international swimming event.

Well, you can say what you're gonna say about my woman.  Might not like the way she dances the Hula dance in the non-traditional style.
 
2013-08-20 01:45:41 PM
New Photoshop meme? He reminds me of photobomb memes for some reason.
 
2013-08-20 01:46:13 PM

Nana's Vibrator: OK ladies.  OPen for business.  Looks like this is where you once again get to beg for CIE.


I've never seen a woman beg for WIE.
 
2013-08-20 01:46:51 PM
Hard to say which is worse....

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2013-08-20 01:47:10 PM
Wiener has a radio show ?
 
2013-08-20 01:48:53 PM

Tom_Slick: CruJones: So the recipient laughed it off, no one is upset.  Seems way too sensible.

/maybe he's banging his producer

That was my thought, I've accidentally texted the wrong person, which is why I don't text photos.


I mistexted a picture of myself in a towel to my weed guy.  Was meant for my ole lady.   Lucky I had the towel on.
 
2013-08-20 01:49:35 PM
Snapchat? He knew what he was doing. Accidentally my ass.
 
2013-08-20 01:51:20 PM
New Zealand, huh?  Was it in a sheep at the time?
 
2013-08-20 01:52:22 PM
Okay, I seem to remember Chatroulette was working on penis recognition software.  How about we use that in an app that recognizes that you are about to send a picture of your junk and pops up a popup that says, 'You are about to text your junk to <name>.  Are you sure this is who you want to send this picture too?'

It could have optional warnings like, 'We noticed you still said yes, but we also noticed that your Facebook page says this person is your sister.  Still send?' or, 'The election is in <#of days>.  Do you want to throw away your career?' or 'The camera has detected that your package is kind of small.  Would you like us to correct this before sending?' or 'Congratulations.  This app has decided you are a douchenozzel and sent this picture to your grandmother.  No more Worthers for you.'
 
2013-08-20 01:52:38 PM
He accidentally the swimmer. Is that OK?
 
2013-08-20 01:55:13 PM

stevetherobot: Nana's Vibrator: OK ladies.  OPen for business.  Looks like this is where you once again get to beg for CIE.

I've never seen a woman beg for WIE.


My wife, way back in the dating days (I was working away from home, and by the time I was back in cell service, she was begging).

Now she doesn't have to beg, it's just there if I get any inkling it might be . . . tolerated.
 
2013-08-20 01:57:11 PM
Well hey at least it wasnt to his mom. So theres that.
 
2013-08-20 02:00:51 PM
WTF? So when is it a good time to txt a picture of you junk to a lady?!!?!?!?!
 
2013-08-20 02:09:54 PM
If you send your pictures to everyone you can be sure the right person gets it.
 
2013-08-20 02:09:59 PM
Actually he was just being considerate. She won gold at the competition and it was the sight of his magnificent wang that gave her the edge.
 
2013-08-20 02:12:40 PM
Couldn't he just have his producer take a picture of his junk to carry around? It would have saved the data charge, the tweet charge, the rape-and-pillage fee, the tax on the rape-and-pillage fee, and the universal rape-and-pillage fee.
 
2013-08-20 02:13:17 PM
Reading the news at Fark has taught me one important lesson for life:

Under NO circumstances do you EVER send a picture of you junk to ANYONE, for ANY reason.

Doing so will lead to public shaming and worse, nice dick notwithstanding....
 
2013-08-20 02:16:56 PM

Heims: stevetherobot: Nana's Vibrator: OK ladies.  OPen for business.  Looks like this is where you once again get to beg for CIE.

I've never seen a woman beg for WIE.

My wife, way back in the dating days (I was working away from home, and by the time I was back in cell service, she was begging).

Now she doesn't have to beg, it's just there if I get any inkling it might be . . . tolerated.


Pics or it didn't...no, wait. I'll take your word for it.
 
2013-08-20 02:21:55 PM

stevetherobot: I've never seen a woman beg for WIE.


Oh.  Yeah...well...but...If they did, this would totally be the place.  They'd be all,  "This Fark thread is schlicktacular, thanks to stevetherobot and Boheimian Rhapsody with their superjunk and stuff."
 
2013-08-20 02:26:11 PM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: Nana's Vibrator: OK ladies.  OPen for business.  Looks like this is where you once again get to beg for CIE.

the correct term is WIE

/get it straight
//twss


*Whoooooosh*
 
2013-08-20 02:45:14 PM

SpdrJay: Reading the news at Fark has taught me one important lesson for life:

Under NO circumstances do you EVER send a picture of you junk to ANYONE, for ANY reason.

Doing so will lead to public shaming and worse, nice dick notwithstanding....


Just put them on a porn forum and hide your face and other distinguishing marks.
 
2013-08-20 03:01:19 PM
A similar thing happened to a guy I work with.  An unknown number sent him a photo of an infected bull penis.  Then a woman called him from that number and apologized.  Apparently, his phone number is one number off from her veterinarian's number.
 
2013-08-20 03:31:19 PM

SpdrJay: Reading the news at Fark has taught me one important lesson for life:

Under NO circumstances do you EVER send a picture of you junk to ANYONE, for ANY reason.

Doing so will lead to public shaming and worse, nice dick notwithstanding....


But then they wont send bewbs back...

/yes, it does happen
 
2013-08-20 03:53:47 PM
For all this talk about women begging for WIE, I notice that there are zero women in this thread. It's almost as if peni are not as much a draw for women as boobs are for men.
 
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