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(Patch)   *Knock knock* Who's there? "Obamacare inspector"   (towson.patch.com) divider line 67
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2013-08-20 01:11:19 PM
I love that there's a "What am I missing here?" logo on this shiatty blog post.

The ability to avoid jumping to the derpiest of conclusions, for one thing.
 
2013-08-20 01:11:35 PM
i16.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-20 01:17:05 PM
Strike 1: Patch.com
Strike 2: Question posed in headline
Strike 3: Use of the word "incentivized"

static.tvfanatic.com

"You're f*cking out."
 
2013-08-20 01:19:07 PM
Will Obamacare enforcers be appearing on your doorstep? No.

I wonder, if this means that these inspectors won't need a warrant to invade your premises and your privacy? I wonder why you never learned proper punctuation.

Also, no, your paranoid musings don't magically create a way around the 4th Amendment.
 
2013-08-20 01:26:38 PM
The section of ACA in question if anyone cares to note their bullshiat interpretation:

http://www.ssa.gov/OP_Home/ssact/title05/0511.htm
 
2013-08-20 01:51:24 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-20 01:53:33 PM
i.imgur.com

HA HA, I can't believe that worked!

/that's not the Obamacare inspector...
 
2013-08-20 01:54:41 PM

timujin: Will Obamacare enforcers be appearing on your doorstep? No.

I wonder, if this means that these inspectors won't need a warrant to invade your premises and your privacy? I wonder why you never learned proper punctuation.

Also, no, your paranoid musings don't magically create a way around the 4th Amendment.


The dude ain't concerned at all with the 4th amendment. What's running through this neanderthal's brain is ways to rationalize their 2nd amendment fantasies of killing liberals...
 
2013-08-20 01:54:46 PM
blog.navypier.com
 
2013-08-20 01:55:12 PM
This post is contributed by a community member. The views expressed in this blog are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of Patch Media Corporation. Everyone is welcome to submit a post to Patch. If you'd like to post a blog, go here to get started.

FFS. Just link to the comments page at WND and be done with it.
 
2013-08-20 01:55:49 PM
Your blog sucks.
 
2013-08-20 01:56:02 PM
Unlike Patch, which will not be appearing anywhere for much longer.
 
2013-08-20 01:56:04 PM
Bold text. Underlined text! RED TEXT!

This guy is serious! I guess I need to give this issue some thought.
 
2013-08-20 01:56:28 PM
Once again, if a headline is a yes or no question, the answer is always no.
 
2013-08-20 01:57:25 PM
images.addoway.com.s3.amazonaws.com

Liked my old job better.
 
2013-08-20 01:59:29 PM
The old trick eh? Eat Obamacare before i get a chance to nick ya.

img703.imageshack.us

It's a toaster.
 
2013-08-20 02:01:30 PM
...... Candygram.
 
2013-08-20 02:01:35 PM
Conservatives wonder why we scoff at them. Must be a liberal media bias, amiright?
 
2013-08-20 02:01:56 PM
Will Obamacare Enforcers Appear on Your Doorstep?

Spoiler alert: farking no, dumbass.
 
2013-08-20 02:06:38 PM
Did you bring my phone?
 
2013-08-20 02:06:55 PM
His LinkedIn profile lists his occupation as "Independent Internet Professional." That's f*cking adorable and I now love this guy.
 
2013-08-20 02:07:11 PM
Given the complete take over of the health care industry by Obamacare, I'm not sure what purpose showing up on your doorstep would serve.
 
2013-08-20 02:07:33 PM
Nobody thought the Nazis would go door to door looking for Jews despite the unbridled hate they had for the Jews.  Yet it happened.  Thinking the worst of your government when they've proven themselves uncaring about privacy is a smart move.  Not that half the country gives a shiat.
 
2013-08-20 02:08:28 PM
Vermont used to have a program that new parents would get a visit in the hospital from a home health nurse, during the visit the new parents were asked if they would like to setup a home visit.  Most didn't but young or inexperienced parents did take them up on it lowering the cost of child protective services. This is a service you can take advantage of not jack boot nurse checking up on you.
 
2013-08-20 02:09:20 PM
I've been an ER RN for a couple decades and Mrs. Dahnkster is a home health RN with over 30 years experience. Everyone that has ever gotten 'home healthcare' or hospice care can tell you the FIRST thing your nurse does on her FIRST visit is to evaluate the patient's activities of daily living, his ability to meet basic needs, his or her support system and their ability to take part in their own care and their ability to be compliant with medication and treatment regimens. This is just more of the same old scare tactics and bullshiat that kept us from getting universal healthcare in the first place.

OMG DEATH PANELS! FEMA CAMPS! They didn't even read the bill!

If this 'article' would have appeared on Yahoo or Reuters, over half the comments would be from poor 'victimized' taxpayers and constitutional scholars.  If ever there was a true case to be made for 'Your blog sucks', this would be that time.
 
2013-08-20 02:09:23 PM
There will be, but they won't work for the government. They'll be there to case your house and/or steal your identity.

The derptards are just making it easier to believe them.
 
2013-08-20 02:09:27 PM

Soup4Bonnie: Given the complete take over of the health care industry by Obamacare, I'm not sure what purpose showing up on your doorstep would serve.


God damn Poe's Law...
 
2013-08-20 02:11:04 PM

timujin: I wonder, if this means that these inspectors won't need a warrant to invade your premises and your privacy? I wonder why you never learned proper punctuation.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net !!!!
 
2013-08-20 02:11:58 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Nobody thought the Nazis would go door to door looking for Jews despite the unbridled hate they had for the Jews.  Yet it happened.  Thinking the worst of your government when they've proven themselves uncaring about privacy is a smart move.  Not that half the country gives a shiat.


Wow. Poe and Godwin!
 
2013-08-20 02:12:49 PM
I saw this posted to a board I read. I'm rather busy at the moment (and on my phone, which makes reading the linked SSA item difficult); can someone write a good, logical reply to the derp?
 
2013-08-20 02:14:48 PM
wouldn't the author of TFA have instilled more fear if he left out the knock knock part? i mean, if they're knocking, where's the threat? what he/she/it should have suggested was a no knock scenario and pluralize inspector, and what about assault rifles?
 
2013-08-20 02:14:52 PM
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upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-20 02:19:59 PM
Once found to have no insurance will they be sent off to gay and lesbo FEMA camps?
 
2013-08-20 02:20:52 PM

Isitoveryet: wouldn't the author of TFA have instilled more fear if he left out the knock knock part? i mean, if they're knocking, where's the threat? what he/she/it should have suggested was a no knock scenario and pluralize inspector, and what about assault rifles?


The lack of dog shooting is what really makes it implausible.
 
2013-08-20 02:21:26 PM
Isn't patch part of the imminent layoffs at AOL?
 
2013-08-20 02:30:33 PM

Exception Collection: I saw this posted to a board I read. I'm rather busy at the moment (and on my phone, which makes reading the linked SSA item difficult); can someone write a good, logical reply to the derp?


The only good, logical replies involve inflicting violence on the author, so no.
 
2013-08-20 02:35:41 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Nobody thought the Nazis would go door to door looking for Jews despite the unbridled hate they had for the Jews.  Yet it happened.  Thinking the worst of your government when they've proven themselves uncaring about privacy is a smart move.  Not that half the country gives a shiat.


Didn't they say they were going door-to-door looking for Jews (and political prisoners, and gays, and the mentally handicapped...), though? Certainly by 1941ish, it becomes very hard to plead ignorance.

Also, look up the Nuremberg Laws. It's pretty clear - mostly from the "SEE THESE PEOPLE WITH THE STARS? THEY ARE SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS. IGNORE THEM AND DO NOT DO BUSINESS WITH THEM." - that there was a concerted effort to marginalize and eradicate certain populations. I see nothing even remotely approaching the same galactic cluster as that with health insurance. To the contrary, health insurance companies will be stronger than ever with 40 million new patients to split among them.

// and even if 310 million people refuse to buy insurance, the penalties they'd pay go to insurers anyway - to cover the care they'll inevitably be getting
// no points, god have mercy, soul, etc
 
2013-08-20 02:43:58 PM
We're coming, Patch! You'll think I'm just there to evaluate your amputated 'diabeetus' foot and measure your wife's ass cicumference to fit her for one of the new Heftygal Hoverounds (that your MEDICARE will fully pay for, BTW)

But Obama and I have fooled you, Patch. I'm here to see how many rounds of green-tarnished .22 bullets are in your underwear drawer. I am going to see if you have any writings by 'True American' ® patriots like Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck or our biggest enemy, Sarah Palin on your bookshelves. Our fearless leader wants to make sure you don't have a copy of The Bible or empty Chick-Fil-A bags laying around. I need to make sure you don't have any old Ted Nugent LP's in your record collection. I have exchanged all the medications your doctor has ordered for you and replaced them with female hormones that look exactly like your diabeetus and blood pressure pills. Once you eat those hormones your peepee will shrivel and your breasts will grow to huge stripper-like proportions. You will powerless to raise your firearm against me, as your wrist will suddenly go limp. Your voice will become high-pitched and you will develop a lisp. Why, You might ask?
Because we cannot not afford for you to procreate, Patch! We want you gay-marrried as Obama's true master, Satan desires. You think we're kidding, but we cannot afford for anymore white babies to be born. We will spike your water supply so your daughter and granddaughters will become flannel-shirt wearing, Indigo Girls-listening lesbians. And they won't be the 'cute' type of lesbians like Ellen and Portia, either, mind you. And if they should get pregnant, we will abort their real babbies and replace them with a specially genetically coded black babby! While I am there, I will put a spell on your grandson's catcher's mitt that will make him want to wear baggy pants and listen to rap music all day long. Then I will put a microchip in you, so that Obama and I can track your every move. No more visits to the VFW or the Elks Lodge for you, old boy. You were correct in your suspicions. Jack Chick tried to warn you. Fox News tried to warn you.  I'm here, Patch and now you won't even have the freedoms to decide what color nail polish and lip gloss we are going to force the troops to wear! Bwhahahahahahaha
 
2013-08-20 02:50:11 PM

thurstonxhowell: Exception Collection: I saw this posted to a board I read. I'm rather busy at the moment (and on my phone, which makes reading the linked SSA item difficult); can someone write a good, logical reply to the derp?

The only good, logical replies involve inflicting violence on the author, so no.


Violence (except in self-defense or defense of another from immediate threat) is never good, not logical.

Satisfying, though.
 
2013-08-20 03:09:19 PM
Best of all, the (year-old) underlying document is a grant request for applications for fiscal year 2012, which ended September 30, 2012.  Grant recipients have had funding for nearly a year, and look at all of the actual documented instances of Obamacare enforcers violating appearing on doorsteps!
 
2013-08-20 03:22:02 PM
A much better Patch than that one
 
2013-08-20 03:23:12 PM

Piizzadude: A much better Patch than that one


Let me try that again

corthodoxy.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-20 03:31:30 PM
Apparently, it's the potato patch.
 
2013-08-20 03:35:06 PM
I kinda get a kick out of the thought of a few tea party patriots taking this shiat seriously and spending their days hiding behind the dining room table that they turned over on its side as they peer out the window for the Obamacare goons.
 
2013-08-20 03:50:34 PM
Door to door potato?
 
2013-08-20 03:50:40 PM

Piizzadude: A much better Patch than that one


Robin Williams playing Clown Jesus.
 
2013-08-20 04:08:28 PM
Ring ring
Ring ring
Obamananaphone!
 
2013-08-20 04:16:02 PM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-20 04:32:49 PM
I was banned from Conservative Reddit for saying that a simple GIS would dispell this claim.

It was worth it .
 
2013-08-20 04:36:28 PM

Bontesla: I was banned from Conservative Reddit for saying that a simple GIS would dispell this claim.

It was worth it .


that seems excessive.
 
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