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(Huffington Post)   In the long, bitter war between Westboro Baptist Church and Ke$ha's backup singers, there can be only one victor   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 42
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2013-08-20 01:07:38 PM  
Well, the victor certainly isn't us.
 
2013-08-20 01:07:55 PM  
The lawyers?
 
2013-08-20 01:08:12 PM  
Who is the Westboro Baptist Church?
 
2013-08-20 01:09:38 PM  
I....like something Ke$sha has done?!?!?

/brain asploding...
 
2013-08-20 01:10:10 PM  
Oh, why did I click the link? I'm dumber now.
 
2013-08-20 01:10:11 PM  
Manufacturers of earplugs, I'm guessing.
 
2013-08-20 01:10:52 PM  
I watched the whole thing and couldn't find the ownage. Did I miss something?
 
2013-08-20 01:11:13 PM  
Mutual annihilation.
 
2013-08-20 01:13:54 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Well, the victor certainly isn't us.


lmao so much this.

i wanted to shoot myself and that was only after 5 seconds
 
2013-08-20 01:15:03 PM  
I muted it and watched.  If those are her professional dancers, they suck balls at being in-sync.
 
2013-08-20 01:16:06 PM  
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 We all just got F'ed in the A by the Mods and Subby.
 
2013-08-20 01:17:41 PM  
I think the pwnage comes from the fact that the WBC are attention whores and, if you'll notice, nobody in this clip is looking at them or paying them any attention.

Pretty weak pwnage, imho.  One of these days some nutbag is going to "pwn" them with a handgun.  I won't shed any tears when that happens.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-20 01:18:02 PM  
I hate the WBC, but I hate Keisha and her stupid name.

Who should I hate here?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-20 01:18:44 PM  

blatz514: I muted it and watched.  If those are her professional dancers, they suck balls at being in-sync.


To be fair, In-Sync sucks too.

wait.. what?
 
2013-08-20 01:19:23 PM  

abfalter: I....like something Ke$sha has done?!?!?

/brain asploding...


She's a big whore. I'm sure there are a lot of things she's done that you would like.
 
2013-08-20 01:19:32 PM  
WBC was in Austin a few weeks back. I dropped my wife off at work and drove by the Capitol building, and there they were. As I pulled up to the intersection, a fat, doughy little kid of around 12 yrs or so leaned down so he could peer in the window of my car as he brandished his hate sign.
I calmly flipped him off.
The look on the hateful lil' bastard's face was priceless.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-20 01:22:19 PM  

FarkinHostile: abfalter: I....like something Ke$sha has done?!?!?

/brain asploding...

She's a big whore. I'm sure there are a lot of things she's done that you would like.


As long as she isn't singing when she's doing them.
 
2013-08-20 01:22:20 PM  

d23: blatz514: I muted it and watched.  If those are her professional dancers, they suck balls at being in-sync.

To be fair, In-Sync sucks too.

wait.. what?


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-20 01:22:29 PM  
Fark Kei$ha, Fark her dancers and Fark WBC... the end
 
2013-08-20 01:24:31 PM  
Great job, HuffPo & Fark!

Giving the attention whores more publicity!
 
2013-08-20 01:29:02 PM  
I don't know who Kesha is, but that shiat was funny to me. The church goes through all of the trouble of creating their stupid parody song that was supposed to be some sort of humiliation for Kesha and her back-up dancers come out and do a routine to it, thus stealing the spotlight and showing the protesters how ineffectual their campaign was. I seem to be in the minority here (no pun intended) but i enjoyed it.


/Oh, they seem pretty choreographed but their workin gin a limited space so it seems they're out of sync. I'm sure there is much more "flair" with their movements on stage.
 
2013-08-20 01:33:15 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I think the pwnage comes from the fact that the WBC are attention whores and, if you'll notice, nobody in this clip is looking at them or paying them any attention.

Pretty weak pwnage, imho.  One of these days some nutbag is going to "pwn" them with a handgun.  I won't shed any tears when that happens.


They win every time they're in a news story.  They are seriously like 14 total inbred members.  The amount of proportional press they get is insane.
 
2013-08-20 01:33:17 PM  
Wat?
 
2013-08-20 01:43:37 PM  

FarkinHostile: abfalter: I....like something Ke$sha has done?!?!?

/brain asploding...

She's a big whore. I'm sure there are a lot of things she's done that you would like.


Why do you say that?
 
2013-08-20 01:47:57 PM  
Can we at least guarantee that there will be one loser?
 
2013-08-20 01:48:00 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: Great job, HuffPo & Fark!

Giving the attention whores more publicity!


Shhh. We'd make fun of them anyway.
 
2013-08-20 01:48:54 PM  

b2theory: Who is the Westboro Baptist Church?


They're those things that say those things at those things involving those things.  You know, those things.
 
2013-08-20 01:51:17 PM  

Latinwolf: FarkinHostile: abfalter: I....like something Ke$sha has done?!?!?

/brain asploding...

She's a big whore. I'm sure there are a lot of things she's done that you would like.

Why do you say that?



What? That she's a big whore or he'd like things she's done? I really should have said "Slut", whore means she did it for money:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4644146/Keha-I-love-lot s- of-sex-buddies.html


Not saying anything bad about sluts or whores, BTW. I'm a fan myself. Some of my favorite people are sluts and whores.

/I'm pretty much a slut
 
2013-08-20 01:56:27 PM  

Latinwolf: FarkinHostile: abfalter: I....like something Ke$sha has done?!?!?

/brain asploding...

She's a big whore. I'm sure there are a lot of things she's done that you would like.

Why do you say that?


It's in the Bible, Koran, etc
 
2013-08-20 02:11:56 PM  
I'm not a fan of kesha but good for her getting back at the wbc.
 
2013-08-20 02:20:44 PM  

d23: I hate the WBC, but I hate Keisha and her stupid name.

Who should I hate here?


whynotboth.jpg
 
2013-08-20 02:23:44 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Mutual annihilation.


We can only hope. This is but a single battle of what shall surely become a protracted war. WBC will not take this defeat lightly. Even now they are probably plotting their next move. Will kesha be able to counter it this time just with a few backup dancers? I doubt it. It will take more and more to counter each new threat. Lip-synching back up singers,  perhaps some of the sound crew. You will know that the end is near when the lighting guys and the grips are thrown into the fray because only the accountants and lawyers will be left in reserve. . Mutual annihilation is the best that can be hoped for, for even if there will be no victor, there will still be winners...

Us.
 
2013-08-20 02:39:04 PM  

ToastmasterGeneral: They win every time they're in a news story. They are seriously like 14 total inbred members. The amount of proportional press they get is insane.


There's a lot more than that, and they're pretty farking smart. Other than giving them attention, the worst thing you can do is underestimate their smarts and ability to cause problems. They are literally a family of lawyers, assume they are idiots and you're going to get steamrolled.
 
2013-08-20 02:53:42 PM  

abfalter: I....like something Ke$sha has done?!?!?

/brain asploding...


Came here to say this... Wow, never thought I would support something that chick did agfter I thought her neon bodypaint thing looekd pretty cool on SNL. I thought I would go to my grave with that being the 'most' I supported her...
 
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2013-08-20 03:13:48 PM  
What are the copyright laws involved in this? Are the WBC even allowed to play this in public? Why has Ke$ha not sued? That would seem more effective than what she did here. TBH, I don't even get how sending out three back up dancers is even doing anything.
 
2013-08-20 03:26:49 PM  
So . . . ..  the WBC now have herpes?
 
2013-08-20 03:56:55 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: ToastmasterGeneral: They win every time they're in a news story. They are seriously like 14 total inbred members. The amount of proportional press they get is insane.

There's a lot more than that, and they're pretty farking smart. Other than giving them attention, the worst thing you can do is underestimate their smarts and ability to cause problems. They are literally a family of lawyers, assume they are idiots and you're going to get steamrolled.


I've heard their attempts to legally justify their protests.  There's nothing smart about them, other than figuring out that being outlandish gets you noticed.  Sure, they win the occasional court case, but that's because most of the reactionary laws against their protests are blatantly unconstitutional.

As for their numbers, 14 was a bilnd guess.  But that many more?  What, 30?  There sure as hell aren't hundreds.  They're a tiny fringe group just smart enough to figure out that counter protests get them noticed.  Still inbred, though.
 
2013-08-20 04:56:56 PM  
feh -- Kesha dancin boys got nothing on the Foo Fighters (language NSFW)
 
2013-08-20 05:25:04 PM  
I can hear the movie announcer guy:

"When a group of hateful people meet a group of people everyone hates collide!"
 
2013-08-20 07:34:20 PM  
Can we stop giving them attention, now? And by "them," I mean Ke$sha, too.
 
2013-08-20 08:02:18 PM  

ToastmasterGeneral: As for their numbers, 14 was a bilnd guess. But that many more? What, 30? There sure as hell aren't hundreds. They're a tiny fringe group just smart enough to figure out that counter protests get them noticed. Still inbred, though.


At least 40, they're not all related (though how they con people into marrying into the family is beyond me), they are a fringe group but an extremely loud and offensive one, and a pretty farking good at what they do (which included lawyerin', despite the stories most of their cash flow comes from the family law business, where most of them work).

But it's your story, I should let you tell it. How has underestimating your opponent's ability worked out for people in the past?
 
2013-08-21 12:54:52 AM  
No matter who wins. We lose.
 
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