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(Bitten and Bound)   Lily Tomlin and her long-time partner are considering a non traditional wedding that is totally devoid of the normal trappings. We have it on good authority there will be chicken suits   (bittenandbound.com ) divider line
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2013-08-20 01:07:55 PM  
And that's the truth! *ppprrbbbttt*
 
2013-08-20 01:35:08 PM  
I, for one, was shocked to discover that she was alive.
 
2013-08-20 02:00:29 PM  

Sybarite: And that's the truth! *ppprrbbbttt*


Even as an eight-year-old, I realized that my appreciation of Lily Tomlin and Jo Ann Worley was of a different nature than my appreciation of Goldie Hawn.

www.webpan.com

Why my parents let me watch Laugh In, I'm not sure.
 
2013-08-20 02:04:36 PM  
I saw her one woman show, written by Wagner, at the Kennedy Center back in like '87 or '88.  It was frickin' awesome.

The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe
 
2013-08-20 02:04:45 PM  
Lily Tomlin is awesome. That is all.
 
2013-08-20 02:05:18 PM  
She get a ringy-dingy?
 
2013-08-20 02:07:23 PM  
Lily Tomlin is gay?  Hmm, you learn something new every day.  Of course, my ignorance on this issue can be boiled down to my not being interested in her career, thus I don't pay attention to news about her personal life, but still.
 
2013-08-20 02:07:42 PM  
CSB:

About 20 years ago two friends of mine living in LA had a seriously ill cat. They took the cat to the vet and were told that the cat needed a $5,000 operation. My friends didn't have $500, much less $5K, and were in the waiting room desperately trying to figure out what to do.

As they talked, Lilly Tomlin walked up, said she couldn't help but overhear their problem, and that she'd pay for it.

I've never particularly liked her work, but she's OK by me.
 
2013-08-20 02:08:30 PM  
Lily Tomlin is trying to destroy traditional hetero christian marriage. She weighs less than a duck.


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2013-08-20 02:15:04 PM  
73 and 78.  Oh, to be a fly on the wall when they consummate this thing.

/a fly on the wall with a dust particle mask
 
2013-08-20 02:18:11 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: 73 and 78.  Oh, to be a fly on the wall when they consummate this thing.

/a fly on the wall with a dust particle mask


A puff of dust followed by a contented sigh.
 
2013-08-20 02:35:36 PM  
Consumate? They're lesbians in a long-term relationship. Bed death likely occurred within months of meeting for the first time.

/kidding
//sort of
 
2013-08-20 02:40:36 PM  
Nurglitch: Lily Tomlin is awesome. That is all.
 
2013-08-20 02:40:37 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Sybarite: And that's the truth! *ppprrbbbttt*

Even as an eight-year-old, I realized that my appreciation of Lily Tomlin and Jo Ann Worley was of a different nature than my appreciation of Goldie Hawn.

[www.webpan.com image 306x448]

Why my parents let me watch Laugh In, I'm not sure.

www.usmagazine.com


*cough
 
2013-08-20 02:42:55 PM  
Will George Takei lead the Chicken Dance?
 
2013-08-20 02:45:54 PM  
I had no idea she was gay.

My favorite Lily Tomlin line:  "Whenever I see a Yield sign I feel sexually threatened."
 
2013-08-20 02:48:24 PM  
Bless your heart, Miss Tomlin.
 
2013-08-20 02:53:09 PM  
The Incredible Shrinking Woman was on cable nonstop, when cable first came on the scene...  Probably saw it a 100 times when i was a kid.
 
2013-08-20 02:54:23 PM  
Maybe when she's married, she'll be happy enough to direct my damn phone calls to the right place.
 
2013-08-20 02:56:23 PM  
From season 1 of SNL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hKSj4xXbWE

good times
 
2013-08-20 03:00:40 PM  

gnosis301: Maybe when she's married, she'll be happy enough to direct my damn phone calls to the right place.


Crewmannumber6: From season 1 of SNL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hKSj4xXbWE

good times


"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company."

Kids today have no idea what it was like to have only one phone company.  Joke wouldn't even make sense to them.
 
2013-08-20 03:11:00 PM  
Lily Tomlin and her long-time partner are considering a non traditional wedding, ways to boost public profile
 
2013-08-20 03:20:48 PM  

bluorangefyre: I, for one, was shocked to discover that she was alive.


I, for two.
 
2013-08-20 03:23:23 PM  

T.rex: The Incredible Shrinking Woman was on cable nonstop, when cable first came on the scene...  Probably saw it a 100 times when i was a kid.


The end of that movie always freaked me out. If it ended how I remember it, that is.
 
2013-08-20 03:25:04 PM  

Willas Tyrell: CSB:

About 20 years ago two friends of mine living in LA had a seriously ill cat. They took the cat to the vet and were told that the cat needed a $5,000 operation. My friends didn't have $500, much less $5K, and were in the waiting room desperately trying to figure out what to do.

As they talked, Lilly Tomlin walked up, said she couldn't help but overhear their problem, and that she'd pay for it.

I've never particularly liked her work, but she's OK by me.


But did she steal your french fries and say, "shh. no one will ever believe you"
 
2013-08-20 03:33:51 PM  

bluorangefyre: I, for one, was shocked to discover that she was alive.


Tbh I, for one, didn't know she was a lesbian and had a SO.
 
2013-08-20 03:36:04 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Lily Tomlin is gay?  Hmm, you learn something new every day.  Of course, my ignorance on this issue can be boiled down to my not being interested in her career, thus I don't pay attention to news about her personal life, but still.


I'm safely assuming that she kept her sexual preferences to herself and her partner for a long time and no one ever bothered to ask or care who she slept with.

Kinda like Jodie Foster.
 
2013-08-20 03:43:22 PM  
I did not know she was gay.
 
2013-08-20 03:50:19 PM  
I was trying to look for the video where Lily Tomlin goes off on a rant, when I found something worse: David O Russell acting like a complete jerk. Jeebus, what is that guy's problem?
 
2013-08-20 04:04:17 PM  

Eats Kittens: Wellon Dowd: Sybarite: And that's the truth! *ppprrbbbttt*

Even as an eight-year-old, I realized that my appreciation of Lily Tomlin and Jo Ann Worley was of a different nature than my appreciation of Goldie Hawn.

[www.webpan.com image 306x448]

Why my parents let me watch Laugh In, I'm not sure.

[www.usmagazine.com image 850x708]

*cough


When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not
 
2013-08-20 04:04:21 PM  

Kuta: Will George Takei lead the Chicken Dance?


He should have plenty of practice by Sept. 21 - Oktoberfest Zinzinnati.

/Pros't
//Oh, my
///slashies 3x
 
2013-08-20 04:28:12 PM  
Knew she was alive, did not realize her age.  She was playing the mom in some sitcom, maybe the latest one from Reba.  Didn't know she was gay but also really don't care either.

/Could be a fun wedding.
 
2013-08-20 04:35:09 PM  
So one ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingy, wedded ringy-dingy....
 
2013-08-20 04:35:58 PM  

xtalman: Knew she was alive, did not realize her age.  She was playing the mom in some sitcom, maybe the latest one from Reba.  Didn't know she was gay but also really don't care either.

/Could be a fun wedding.


She also played McGee's grandmother in NCIS.
 
2013-08-20 04:38:28 PM  
Will they do the antler dance at the reception?
 
2013-08-20 04:38:36 PM  
Last time I saw Lily Tomlin was in an NCIS episode.  I think she played Tim McGee's grandmother.
 
2013-08-20 04:43:19 PM  

mortimer_ford: T.rex: The Incredible Shrinking Woman was on cable nonstop, when cable first came on the scene...  Probably saw it a 100 times when i was a kid.

The end of that movie always freaked me out. If it ended how I remember it, that is.


Lol. i dont' quite recall, but the film, in general, had a quite a perturbing vibe about it, despite being a comedy on the surface.  What happens at the end?
 
2013-08-20 04:46:39 PM  

T.rex: mortimer_ford: T.rex: The Incredible Shrinking Woman was on cable nonstop, when cable first came on the scene...  Probably saw it a 100 times when i was a kid.

The end of that movie always freaked me out. If it ended how I remember it, that is.

Lol. i dont' quite recall, but the film, in general, had a quite a perturbing vibe about it, despite being a comedy on the surface.  What happens at the end?


As I recall, after growing back to normal size, I think it was teased that she was actually now going in the other direction and turning giant.
 
2013-08-20 04:52:11 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Why my parents let me watch Laugh In, I'm not sure.


They were high.
 
2013-08-20 04:53:42 PM  
And that's the truth..  pplpthppthplpthpthpth!
 
2013-08-20 04:54:57 PM  

Sybarite: And that's the truth! *ppprrbbbttt*


Dangit! why did I not know that would have been the Boobies ...
 
2013-08-20 04:57:05 PM  
I think she looks great for her age.  She was hilarious in many things.
 
2013-08-20 04:59:04 PM  
Wa going to make a joske of this movie saying akwardness happened with her in the seventies with the movie. Yet, Tomlin's partner directed the project.
 
2013-08-20 04:59:46 PM  
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Wa going to make a joske of this movie saying akwardness happened with her in the seventies with the movie. Yet, Tomlin's partner directed the project.
 
2013-08-20 05:31:49 PM  
... I thought JoAnne Worley was the one with the Chicken fixation?
 
2013-08-20 05:34:20 PM  
Eats Kittens: *cough

You might want to sit down.  I know this is going to come as a shock to you, but --

You too will someday be old.  God willing.
 
2013-08-20 05:38:31 PM  
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Edwina back in bowl!
 
2013-08-20 05:45:10 PM  

Willas Tyrell: CSB:

About 20 years ago two friends of mine living in LA had a seriously ill cat. They took the cat to the vet and were told that the cat needed a $5,000 operation. My friends didn't have $500, much less $5K, and were in the waiting room desperately trying to figure out what to do.

As they talked, Lilly Tomlin walked up, said she couldn't help but overhear their problem, and that she'd pay for it.

I've never particularly liked her work, but she's OK by me.


High dollar pussy

Why so much money? Needed a cat scan?
 
2013-08-20 06:39:35 PM  
Giant Rocking Chairs  for everyone
 
2013-08-20 08:05:33 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: [s.mcstatic.com image 640x360]

Edwina back in bowl!


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