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2013-08-20 01:51:17 PM
10 votes:
I for one am with the letter writer.  There is no excuse to be whaling, loudly or not, in this day and age.  Just because the Japanese still get away with it doesn't mean we need to turn a blind eye because this kid has a disabililty.
2013-08-20 01:33:36 PM
9 votes:
What a horrible person.

I mean, what kind of monster would willingly purchase paper that color, let alone use it?!
2013-08-20 01:43:11 PM
6 votes:
Won't someone please address the ongoing problem we have in America regarding overpunctualization?????

??????????

?????????????????????
2013-08-20 02:41:22 PM
3 votes:

Watubi: Don't modern printers leave self identifying marks just for this kind of thing?



You just have to scan the letter into your computer and run the enhance function several times.

Helps if you loudly recite "ENHANCE" when you click it.
2013-08-20 02:06:28 PM
3 votes:
thismomentinblackhistory: What kind of sounds is he possibly making?

He sings "Country" songs.
2013-08-20 01:59:15 PM
3 votes:
I'm buying that kid a megaphone....
2013-08-20 01:58:31 PM
3 votes:
Is there some sort of vaccine they can give the kid to stop the screaming?
2013-08-20 01:52:18 PM
3 votes:
I bet the letter writer parks their car in handicap spaces while handicap people make handicap faces.
2013-08-20 01:43:50 PM
3 votes:
I was not aware /b/ had switched from electronic to a pink paper medium.
2013-08-20 01:40:52 PM
3 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: What kind of sounds is he possibly making?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw67GIbb6ms
2013-08-20 05:56:19 PM
2 votes:
paswa17
2013-08-20 03:02:21 PM


5,4,4,10,7,3,6,5,16
6,6,2,1,3,5,7,3,6
4,3,4,3,3,5
3,3
6

The number of punctuation used at the end of each sentence.
A grand total of 133 punctuation marks for 27 sentences.

/the instance where it was only one also was the only period used besides an ellipses

You counted all that?

I think we just found the autistic kid
www.replikler.net
2013-08-20 04:41:55 PM
2 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: What kind of sounds is he possibly making?


She said it herself: "noise polluting whaling." My guess is it involves shouting of "THAR SHE BLOWS!" with the sound of launching harpoons, and the occasional reading of passages from Moby Dick.
2013-08-20 04:18:03 PM
2 votes:
This is the voice I hear when reading the letter:

dailypicksandflicks.com
2013-08-20 02:48:00 PM
2 votes:
FTFL: "You selfishly put your kid outside everyday and let him be a nothing but a nuisance and a problem to everyone else with that noise polluting whaling he constantly makes."

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2013-08-20 01:54:47 PM
2 votes:
Peak A-Hole sounds like a sex shop attraction.

This way to the Peek-A-Hole...
2013-08-20 01:44:30 PM
2 votes:

Chach: Should be interesting seeing the Farkers who are head over heels in love with abortion try to keep a straight face while talking about how this imperfect human being is entitled to his dignity.


Hey, kiddo. Stop going on your mommy or daddy's Fark handle. You are too young and too immature to be on here without parental supervision.
2013-08-20 01:43:57 PM
2 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: What kind of sounds is he possibly making?


Nicki Minaj sounds!
2013-08-20 01:42:38 PM
2 votes:

Chach: Should be interesting seeing the Farkers who are head over heels in love with abortion try to keep a straight face while talking about how this imperfect human being is entitled to his dignity.


I guess the thread title shouldn't just pertain to the article eh?
2013-08-20 01:41:16 PM
2 votes:

Chach: Should be interesting seeing the Farkers who are head over heels in love with abortion try to keep a straight face while talking about how this imperfect human being is entitled to his dignity.


Hope you didn't spend a lot of time on this. 1/10
2013-08-20 01:37:11 PM
2 votes:
What did they do with autistic kids in the 1950s? Whatever it was, we should return to doing that.
2013-08-20 01:36:55 PM
2 votes:
Should be interesting seeing the Farkers who are head over heels in love with abortion try to keep a straight face while talking about how this imperfect human being is entitled to his dignity.
2013-08-20 01:35:51 PM
2 votes:
Call Tobis Funke. The author needs a good analrapist, if you ask me.
2013-08-20 11:43:01 PM
1 votes:
I got bored last night and hunted up some more articles. Some factoids for those who don't like the TL;DR:

- This kid gets out/escapes too, running rampant around the neighborhood.
- The letter was delivered to his grandmother's house, where he's been spending at least the mornings all summer long (in a new neighborhood).


Here's some linky goodness:
http://www.citynews.ca/2013/08/18/family-in-shock-after-hate-letter- ta rgets-teen-with-autism/  - the video makes me think this is fake, and if it isn't, that is the most ridiculous blatant plead for sympathy ever.

http://www.theprovince.com/news/just+sick+Family+autistic+asked+leav e+ Ontario+community+have/8808672/story.html  - They've had minor issues in the neighborhood before: The only hostility the family had sensed in the Newcastle neighbourhood was four years ago, she said. At the time, Max loved to throw a ball in the backyard and as he often threw it over fences, Millard had written her name and address on it, Begley said. One day it arrived in the yard tattered, she said. "They took the time to shred the ball with scissors and throw it back over." Begley added the family did not know what yard the ball was thrown into.

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/08/19/hateful_letter_about_auti st ic_boy_sent_to_newcastle_grandmother.html  - Now this quote from the mother makes me want to stab: "If they don't like different people, they should move away and be a hermit, because life is full of unexpected stuff, and that's what makes it interesting," she says. "That's what I say to my husband every day."

No lady - while I DO plan to move somewhere with a lot of space and become more hermit-like, your broken sprog is not what makes life interesting. Letter writer was a bit tactless and over the top, but I can understand being driven to that level of rage (just not that much excessive punctuation).


Imagine you're crazy letter writing lady. Things were okay in the neighborhood....until that bright summer morning, when the screaming started. The nice elderly lady down the street appears to have some sort of defective running around in her backyard, screaming! "So much for the baby's nap today!" She mutters furiously, with a vain hope the miscreant will be gone soon.

Alas, it's not to be so. While it goes home late in the afternoon, every morning, the quiet is shattered by this screaming thing in her neighbor's backyard. Every single blasted day this summer - it gets locked outside in the fenced backyard and screams nearly constantly. The baby can't sleep, and the older children don't want to go outside. It was hard enough to pry them away from the game system as it is, now they don't want to be out at all, not after the day it figured out the gate latch and came charging down their driveway, waving his arms and screaming even louder than normal. "POTATOOOOOOOO!" it shrieked joyfully, before running down little four-year-old Billy and his green plastic soldiers. Mercifully, the grandmother came out quickly and subdued him with a net and some Thorazine, but she screamed at Billy to "Watch where you're going! He's SPECIAL!" before hauling him away and back behind the gate, holding it closed with a cinder block.

Every day it continued, unrelenting. She tried music, alcohol, even some of those awesome pot brownies from the neighbor boy - nothing worked to drown that little farker out. Finally, after two and a half months of auditory hell and downing a fifth of vodak, she sat down at the laptop and poured her heart out. "Maybe this will make my message loud and clear" she thought with a burst of half shame, half vindictive rage, as she loaded that hideous bright pink paper her aunt Violet thought she'd be able to find a use for into the printer. It took a few tries to get up the nerve to march over to the mailbox and fiddle around before tucking it into the hateful neighbor lady's mailbox, but she finally got it in there before hurrying back to her home, hoping feverishly that no one had seen her.

"It's not like I could've said something to her directly." She thought, rationalizing later, desperately hoping she wouldn't be found out. "What would I say? Ma'am, can you please get a bark collar or some duct tape?" She knew she's be an instant pariah if her secret was discovered. "How could you be so meeeean he's just a child he can't help it!" "He's special, you monster!" She could just hear the responses, especially from the grandmother. She rocked the baby faster, hoping maybe she'd sleep today, with all the windows and doors closed despite the stifling August heat.....


In all seriousness though, what exactly are the neighbors supposed to do, in either neighborhood? If this kid is really as loud as he sounds, then no one should be forced to listen to that, as the neighbors have rights too. It's not even like they could move - can you imagine an open house with that little monster screaming his fool head off? It sounds like instead of writing the fail letter (assuming it's not from the family itself), she should've called the Canadian version of CPS. The kid screams his fool head off all the time and escapes to likely one day cause harm to himself or others? "Oh look shiny fast potato!" *THUD*. It sounds like he should be in a group home or institutionalized. If the family really wants him around that bad, then great, bring little Max out to the farm.

/ my headline was "If your kid counts to potato outside my fence one more time I'm having him euthanized!"
//Fark this kid and his family if he's even half as loud and obnoxious as he sounds
2013-08-20 04:57:18 PM
1 votes:

asmodeus224: /welcome to the ignore list


Oh Noes! PLEEEEASE don't ignore me! I couldn't live with myself if I was no longer able to communicate with the most important person in my life!

I think I'm going to kill myself after work. I hope you are happy.
2013-08-20 04:39:15 PM
1 votes:

DubtodaIll: Keeve: Usurper4: Keeve: DubtodaIll: This doesn't come close to the a-hole threshold.  Stress is a biatch and makes you do biatchy things.  Put the kid in a soundproof kid-sized hamster ball and be done with it.

What an a$$hole thing to say. As a parent of two children I will have you know that after reading "Put the kid in a soundproof kid-sized hamster ball", I have spent the last 2 hours scouring the internet in search of soundproof kid-sized hamster balls. They don't make them. I couldn't even find anywhere to have one custom made. I found something very similar that is inflatable, but does not offer soundproofing. Not good enough. Thanks for getting my hopes up jerk!

Am I the only one who thinks we need to get a Kickstarter going?

The big hurdle is that everyone keeps getting all pissy if you don't put air-holes in it for ventilation. Kind of defeats the purpose of sound-proofing.

There's probably a way around this, kinda like a Zoorb except instead of bungies between the inner sphere and outer sphere put in sound absorbing foam.  That would probably work well enough, and hey at that point, you wouldnt even have to LOOK at them.


With that one entry hole, while your kid was running around it would sound like, "Blah blah blahblahblahblah  blah  blahblahblah  blah  blah  blah blahblah". Kind of an annoying audio pulsar.
2013-08-20 03:03:57 PM
1 votes:
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

There is no way this is a real letter. No one who was angry enough to say these could write like that. Not that it's Shakespeare, but it's cohesive without any glaring spelling or grammatical errors. All the exclamation points are to make it look rushed and frantic, but it's clearly not. Could you remain furious enough to sit down, write the letter, print it out, and deliver it secretly, without cooling off at some point along the way? I couldn't. Also, why is there no cursing? Does the kind of person who'd tell a mother to kill her own child seem like the kind to hold the F bombs?

No, my internet friends. I maintain that the mother read some HuffPo jerk off piece about some special needs kid getting a flood of donations after someone looked at the little lopsided snowflake wrong, and she got an idea.
2013-08-20 03:02:24 PM
1 votes:
I have a group home across the street in a residential neighborhood. We didnt know it was there but did hear a ton of weird screams and stuff like that. Not totally obnoxious once you get used to it.

Not to mention the one guy has an obsession with taking out our garbage (and everyone on the street) every Sunday and bringing the can back up. He isn't supposed to leave the porch but meh, no harm no foul. if I could just get him to put the can back in right place...

He used to bring the newspaper up to the door but that didnt last long. I am guessing that the previous owners let him open the door and put it in the doorway. First time he opened the door on me at 6AM was the last time. I scared the crap out of him (like he did to me) and then talked to him and the "caretakers" that I was sorry to scare him but it was unacceptable. He took it ok but leaves the paper in the driveway. Wish he still brought it to the door.

/csb
2013-08-20 02:48:59 PM
1 votes:

bluefoxicy: Let's drive this home: Gay people won't just walk up to you and pull their dick out. Autistic people essentially do just that, in every possible way. Some of them even do exactly that--in some cases, an inability to express sexual desires or understand common etiquette leads to either yanking their dicks out to show someone they're attracted to or attempt to mate, or pull it out to masturbate, or just to take a piss. I've worked in retail and had days where mid-20s autistics would piss or shiat in the aisles while shopping with their handlers, so that's actually a real thing. "UH OHHHH GOTTA TAKE A DOOKIE!!! *shiats right here*"


I've worked at psych hospitals, dude. That's a worst-case scenario, or one that involves actual, quantifiable destruction of property - file a claim, sue the other party (or his "handlers", or whoever pays their bills) and move on. If someone's autistic kid is shiatting in your pool even after you've spoken to them, either start locking the fence, cover the pool, or sue the parents.

If someone else's kid does stuff you don't like, talk to their parents. If that doesn't work, there's a club for people who don't like others in their neighborhood. It's called "everyone", and we meet at the bar.

// but no one punched you in the face or committed suicide in front of your very eyeballs, so consider it a win that all you got was some easily-cleaned bio-waste
// and again, if YOU have a problem, YOU'RE the one who needs to find a solution - strap on your big-boy dildo and find a new place to live, Frances
2013-08-20 02:39:32 PM
1 votes:
Vamose is Spanish for Go Moose!
2013-08-20 02:31:07 PM
1 votes:

pute kisses like a man: i have left anonymous letters for neighbors whose dogs bark constantly. some barking i can deal with, but nonstop barking for hours long episodes really grinds my gears.


Agrees.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-08-20 02:28:22 PM
1 votes:

Dr Dreidel: "Nobody" wants to be around lots of types of people - gays, Republicans, busybodies, salsa-music-lovers, drunk-with-power HOA members, old/bad drivers, politicians, negroes, McMansion-owners, communists, college students, hipsters, creationists, Democrats, crackers, the poor, priests, plumbers, alcoholics, BASE jumpers...


People enjoy base jumping.  They get together, form groups, move off by themselves to go out jumping, collect equipment.  Sometimes they talk about base jumping, sometimes a little much.  So do people with sports cars, computer geeks, and video gamers.

Poor people generally crowd together in poor neighborhoods.  I've seen upper-middle-class neighborhoods; they would not be able to tolerate one of these neighbors.  They talk to anyone, they're friendly--really friendly, not fake-friendly--and they've got short fuses so they get mad and shout and throw punches sometimes.  They're loud at night, sometimes.  It's just how poor people are.  They get along.

Democrats, Republicans, and the Autistic aren't like that.  They just scream a lot in everyone's face.  They don't seem to know what's going on around them, and just continue to run around annoying everyone.  They have no impulse control.  They think they deserve everything.  In the case of democrats and republicans, they get together in groups like other types; but then they're just worse, because they get together in groups to do the one thing their malfunctioning brains are capable of:  planning new ways to irritate the shiat out of everyone else.

Don't try to false-equivalate "People whose social or economic situation differs from mine" with "people who are functionally retarded and miserable to deal with in general unless you're also functionally retarded".  It doesn't work.

Let's drive this home:  Gay people won't just walk up to you and pull their dick out.  Autistic people essentially do just that, in every possible way.  Some of them even do exactly that--in some cases, an inability to express sexual desires or understand common etiquette leads to either yanking their dicks out to show someone they're attracted to or attempt to mate, or pull it out to masturbate, or just to take a piss.  I've worked in retail and had days where mid-20s autistics would piss or shiat in the aisles while shopping with their handlers, so that's actually a real thing.  "UH OHHHH GOTTA TAKE A DOOKIE!!! *shiats right here*"

So nobody likes gay people.  That's because they're gay and people think it's weird.  If they're gay and they're constantly being assholes and acting gay around you and grabbing you and touching you and flirting with you when they've been told to stop, the problem is they're assholes.  There are not-gay assholes too, and gay not-assholes who are gay but can keep it in check.  Straight people are just as bad too--guys around here treat women like shiat universally; I saw one beating his girlfriend in the street and then laugh about it while I was doing yardwork, I offered to let her borrow my shovel... he wasn't amused, she looked like she was seriously considering it.  I should've hit him.  I'll do that next time.  I didn't assess the situation as high threat level and I usually judge low threat as too risky to intervene (makes the situation worse; it's better if you can cool it down than to just escalate it).  Sweet retribution was probably the correct answer, obviated by that it's embarrassing to look back and admit I didn't just flatten this guy's face with the spade.
2013-08-20 02:17:37 PM
1 votes:

Hankie Fest: But why is being offended the END OF THE FARKING WORLD?  So what?


OBLIG:

teamshocker.com
2013-08-20 02:15:37 PM
1 votes:

Kibbler: thismomentinblackhistory: What kind of sounds is he possibly making?

I am not even remotely defending the woman who sent this note, but I know what kinds of noises he makes.  On our last vacation, there was an autistic kid there.  One afternoon of lounging by the pool was ruined.  His dad was in the pool with him, and so they invented some kind of game.  It involved the kid repeating, "Barracuda...barracuda...barracuda..." and then he screamed as loud as he possibly could.  Five times.  Ten times.  A hundred times.  Two hundred times.  It went on for hour after hour.  It was clear that this not an obnoxious brat, this kid was autistic.  No ordinary kid would have done something that many times.  He might have found other ways to be irritating, but he would have grown bored with just one thing.  The kid never spoke another word that I was aware of, either...just "barracuda."

On the same vacation, we went on a whale-watching trip, and there was a young autistic man with is family.  He whistled.  I mean, he whistled incredibly loudly.  The same few notes.  Again and again and again, for hours.  Even at a distance of 30 feet, it made you wince.  Once we were out on the water, we could maintain enough distance, and there was also a fair amount of ambient noise, so that it wasn't as noticeable.  But you could still hear him.
 I also have a profoundly autistic niece.  She can be perfectly peaceful for a long time, and then the slightest thing will set her off, and she emits this piercing howl that sounds like something out of a horror movie.  And that might last a few seconds, or it might last an hour.  And here's the sad part--that's the least of her problems.  (As if that weren't enough, she was at the school in Sandy Hook when the shooting happened.  In fact, she was grabbed out of the hallway by a teacher, or she probably would have been killed.  The killer got to the room next to the one she was in.)


To repeat, I'm not defending this woman (she would have made a great Nazi), but I know how painful it can be to spend time around an autistic person who makes repetitive, loud noises for several consecutive hours.  It's unnerving.

 Autism sucks.


Indeed.

Does anyone know if it is technically possible to physically altar someone's vocal chords in order to lower the maximum decibel they can achieve with their voice? Seems that would be a fantastic solution to this problem.
2013-08-20 02:08:26 PM
1 votes:

brantgoose: There is no a-hole threshold.

There's only the singularity. Haven't you people read any Stephen Hawkins on the theory of a-holes? The only question is whether the singularity is a mathematical point or a sort of curve like the tip of a crayon or a dull pencil.


For whatever reason I read that as 'dull penis'. It still worked until I tried to figure out what a non-dull penis would look like and then I started to get sick.
2013-08-20 02:03:44 PM
1 votes:
I am outraged at your child's behavior, and by extension, yours!

I am outraged at the way in which you express your outrage!

The internet is amused!
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-20 01:59:28 PM
1 votes:

Keeve: What an a$$hole thing to say. As a parent of two children I will have you know that after reading "Put the kid in a soundproof kid-sized hamster ball", I have spent the last 2 hours scouring the internet in search of soundproof kid-sized hamster balls. They don't make them.


Look harder.  That has GOT to be a fetish...
2013-08-20 01:58:14 PM
1 votes:

DubtodaIll: This doesn't come close to the a-hole threshold.  Stress is a biatch and makes you do biatchy things.  Put the kid in a soundproof kid-sized hamster ball and be done with it.


What an a$$hole thing to say. As a parent of two children I will have you know that after reading "Put the kid in a soundproof kid-sized hamster ball", I have spent the last 2 hours scouring the internet in search of soundproof kid-sized hamster balls. They don't make them. I couldn't even find anywhere to have one custom made. I found something very similar that is inflatable, but does not offer soundproofing. Not good enough. Thanks for getting my hopes up jerk!
2013-08-20 01:55:53 PM
1 votes:

Hankie Fest: But why is being offended the END OF THE FARKING WORLD?  So what?


Read the constitution. Study it out, buddy.
2013-08-20 01:54:31 PM
1 votes:

Warlordtrooper: I hope somebody outs this idiot.


Yes how dare she say what we're all thinking.

"Oh ... that's so *twitch* sad, your child shiats himself (why is he looking at me?) all the time and (STOP TOUCHING ME!) (oh god don't try to pet my dog) has no idea what's happening around him (or how farking irritating he is all the god damn time)."

Nobody wants to be around your retard babies.

Nobody.

No, the 98% of your neighbors who sympathize don't like you or your kid.  They've had too much Christmas and Family Reunions.  They've learned the Great American Art of Insincerity, of pretending to like things they want to get as far farking away from as they can.

That includes your little genetic fark-up child.

And as soon as you open your mouth and say what they're all thinking, they'll all attack you for being the hero of the group.
2013-08-20 01:52:22 PM
1 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: What did they do with autistic kids in the 1950s? Whatever it was, we should return to doing that.



If you're trolling, good job, you caught me.  If you're not, kindly send me a PM so we can plan a meetup wherein I can kick your ass.
2013-08-20 01:50:53 PM
1 votes:
i307.photobucket.com

/I'll just leave this here
2013-08-20 01:43:59 PM
1 votes:
This doesn't come close to the a-hole threshold.  Stress is a biatch and makes you do biatchy things.  Put the kid in a soundproof kid-sized hamster ball and be done with it.
2013-08-20 01:43:50 PM
1 votes:

molineskytown: Won't someone please address the ongoing problem we have in America regarding overpunctualization?????

??????????

?????????????????????


This was in Canada.  So if you meant the US part of America, you're off.  If you meant all of the Americas... yeah, I doubt you meant that.
2013-08-20 01:42:37 PM
1 votes:
What a coward. Use your real name, asshole, instead of this "one pissed off mother" nonsense.

Now you've managed to piss off most of the internet. Well done. Good luck when /b/ figures out who you are.
2013-08-20 01:41:02 PM
1 votes:
SOMEONE WROTE A MEAN LETTER!  UPROAR, COMMENCE!

/meh
2013-08-20 01:40:51 PM
1 votes:

groppet: Years ago when before I bought my home I lived in an apt that was an older building that had thick walls and thick metal doors. I hardly ever heard a peep. The only neighbors I heard were the 7 guys that lived in the efficiancy below me that would blare spanish techno and the autistic kid down the hall that would scream from 8 to 8. The only time it ever bugged me was when I was hungover but I wouldnt send a letter.


What a nice doormat you are say, you don't mind if I wipe my feet on you.

/I'm the same way.
//God!, I hate myself.
2013-08-20 01:40:17 PM
1 votes:

Chach: Should be interesting seeing the Farkers who are head over heels in love with abortion try to keep a straight face while talking about how this imperfect human being is entitled to his dignity.


Lol wut?
2013-08-20 01:39:51 PM
1 votes:

blatz514: Vamose?


va·mose[va-mohs] verb (used without object),  (used with object), va·mosed, va·mos·ing. Slang.
vamooseva·moose[va-moos] Show IPA verb, va·moosed, va·moos·ing. Slang. verb (used without object) 1. to leave hurriedly or quickly; decamp. verb (used with object) 2. to leave hurriedly or quickly from; decamp from. Origin:
1830-40;  < Spanish vamos  let us go, imperative 1st person plural of ir  to go


In other words, "I'm trying to use a word I barely know."
2013-08-20 01:36:53 PM
1 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: Meh, pink paper, badly written, this looks fake. I'm betting the mother sent it to herself to get attention and/or donations.


That never happens! Especially if the story appears on the Huffington Post!
2013-08-20 01:36:33 PM
1 votes:
The mom wrote the letter, going for the coveted attention whore/shock value/fame angle.

I have no evidence to support this other than I can't imagine someone would write such a thing and give it to the mother of a child with autism.
2013-08-20 01:35:18 PM
1 votes:
You ever notice how a-holes don't ever have the nerve to present themselves, and yet, in the letter [s]/he says they "have to tell you, because nobody else had the nerve."   If you weren't such a p*ssy, you'd discuss it with them in person.

/!!!!!
2013-08-20 01:34:38 PM
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure someone is about to learn a thing or two about the perils of being a flagrant asshole in the information age.
2013-08-20 01:32:47 PM
1 votes:
Come at me (at a speed of 8.98487 mph), bro.

// I'd say the one with the problems should move
// What's that? You don't think it's fair that you should have to uproot your life based on the whims of others?
 
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