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2013-08-20 02:38:58 PM  
I don't see what the big deal is, I read the whole letter and I don't see the PROBLEM!
 
2013-08-20 02:39:32 PM  
Vamose is Spanish for Go Moose!
 
2013-08-20 02:39:56 PM  
To be fair, listening to 'tard screech day after day might drive me to do something untoward as well.
 
2013-08-20 02:41:22 PM  

Watubi: Don't modern printers leave self identifying marks just for this kind of thing?



You just have to scan the letter into your computer and run the enhance function several times.

Helps if you loudly recite "ENHANCE" when you click it.
 
2013-08-20 02:42:16 PM  
My money is on the mom having written the letter.  Attention was garnered, a party was thrown for the child, and the internet community is dancing like the puppets they are.
 
2013-08-20 02:44:39 PM  

BigGrnEggGriller: To be fair, listening to 'tard screech day after day might drive me to do something untoward as well.


csimg.webmarchand.com
 
2013-08-20 02:44:40 PM  
I used to live in a neighborhood with an autistic kid.  Yeah, he made weird noises.  It didn't bother me that much.  I felt for his family, because while they loved him very much, but he was a huge burden, like "I wonder what happens if I dump out all the spices in the cupboard" kind of burden.  They handled that stuff fine, so I figured I could suck it up and take it in stride when he was outside making noises.  Amusingly enough, the most annoying thing he ever did was lock me out of my house.  They had come over to visit, and he went in the house and dutifully locked the door behind him when he came out.  I had to borrow a ladder to break into a second story window.  We had a good laugh and I carried my keys with me the rest of the day.
 
2013-08-20 02:48:00 PM  
FTFL: "You selfishly put your kid outside everyday and let him be a nothing but a nuisance and a problem to everyone else with that noise polluting whaling he constantly makes."

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2013-08-20 02:48:59 PM  

bluefoxicy: Let's drive this home: Gay people won't just walk up to you and pull their dick out. Autistic people essentially do just that, in every possible way. Some of them even do exactly that--in some cases, an inability to express sexual desires or understand common etiquette leads to either yanking their dicks out to show someone they're attracted to or attempt to mate, or pull it out to masturbate, or just to take a piss. I've worked in retail and had days where mid-20s autistics would piss or shiat in the aisles while shopping with their handlers, so that's actually a real thing. "UH OHHHH GOTTA TAKE A DOOKIE!!! *shiats right here*"


I've worked at psych hospitals, dude. That's a worst-case scenario, or one that involves actual, quantifiable destruction of property - file a claim, sue the other party (or his "handlers", or whoever pays their bills) and move on. If someone's autistic kid is shiatting in your pool even after you've spoken to them, either start locking the fence, cover the pool, or sue the parents.

If someone else's kid does stuff you don't like, talk to their parents. If that doesn't work, there's a club for people who don't like others in their neighborhood. It's called "everyone", and we meet at the bar.

// but no one punched you in the face or committed suicide in front of your very eyeballs, so consider it a win that all you got was some easily-cleaned bio-waste
// and again, if YOU have a problem, YOU'RE the one who needs to find a solution - strap on your big-boy dildo and find a new place to live, Frances
 
2013-08-20 02:49:38 PM  

bluefoxicy: asmodeus224: In NY State, harassment does not have to be systematic or continual...it can be a once off. It is furthermore exasperated by circumstances such as doing so based on a disability. Or when delivered anonymously. Or when using mechanical methods to deliver the intimidating harassment...like a printed letter.

I don't know the local laws in Canada, but in NY State, this would be aggravated harassment.

That's just because New York lawmakers are retard babies.  Laws like that just mean the first time you misspeak, you get in a hell of a lot of trouble.  Or you could profiteer by viciously suing everyone who said something impolite to you.


Yea, you've never been to NYC have you, genius? 

Saying something impolite to someone is not delivering a printed message anonymously under a door.
 
2013-08-20 02:53:42 PM  

JNowe: My money is on the mom having written the letter.  Attention was garnered, a party was thrown for the child, and the internet community is dancing like the puppets they are.


Did the parents contact the police or did they get involved from a third party?  If the former than I would be less inclined to believe they wrote it themselves, if the latter, then I am very inclined to believe they wrote it themselves...
 
2013-08-20 02:53:45 PM  
I'd have to live in the neighborhood to know for sure but if some kid was screaming in the street where I live it would piss me off. I'd go out and yell at the kid; of course if the kid is short bus special, I'd talk to the parents. That isn't cool.  But have some class about it.

/the parents likely have times where they want to dope the kid up too
 
2013-08-20 02:54:37 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: Meh, pink paper, badly written, this looks fake. I'm betting the mother sent it to herself to get attention and/or donations.


I was thinking the same thing.  Folks have cried wolf enough times to leave me jaded.

/I'm lookin' at you, Tawana and Rev. Al.
 
2013-08-20 02:56:16 PM  

Apik0r0s: FTFL: "You selfishly put your kid outside everyday and let him be a nothing but a nuisance and a problem to everyone else with that noise polluting whaling he constantly makes."

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dammit, yes I laughed.

straight to hell with me, I know.

Just let me grab a cool drink for the ride.  Window seat please.
 
2013-08-20 03:00:21 PM  
Real or fake, whoever wrote the damn letter should have traded in some of those !s and ?s for some hyphens. And would it be too much to ask for a little more CAPS LOCK??? GOD!!!!!
 
2013-08-20 03:02:21 PM  
5,4,4,10,7,3,6,5,16
6,6,2,1,3,5,7,3,6
4,3,4,3,3,5
3,3
6

The number of punctuation used at the end of each sentence.
A grand total of 133 punctuation marks for 27 sentences.

/the instance where it was only one also was the only period used besides an ellipses
 
2013-08-20 03:02:24 PM  
I have a group home across the street in a residential neighborhood. We didnt know it was there but did hear a ton of weird screams and stuff like that. Not totally obnoxious once you get used to it.

Not to mention the one guy has an obsession with taking out our garbage (and everyone on the street) every Sunday and bringing the can back up. He isn't supposed to leave the porch but meh, no harm no foul. if I could just get him to put the can back in right place...

He used to bring the newspaper up to the door but that didnt last long. I am guessing that the previous owners let him open the door and put it in the doorway. First time he opened the door on me at 6AM was the last time. I scared the crap out of him (like he did to me) and then talked to him and the "caretakers" that I was sorry to scare him but it was unacceptable. He took it ok but leaves the paper in the driveway. Wish he still brought it to the door.

/csb
 
2013-08-20 03:03:57 PM  
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

There is no way this is a real letter. No one who was angry enough to say these could write like that. Not that it's Shakespeare, but it's cohesive without any glaring spelling or grammatical errors. All the exclamation points are to make it look rushed and frantic, but it's clearly not. Could you remain furious enough to sit down, write the letter, print it out, and deliver it secretly, without cooling off at some point along the way? I couldn't. Also, why is there no cursing? Does the kind of person who'd tell a mother to kill her own child seem like the kind to hold the F bombs?

No, my internet friends. I maintain that the mother read some HuffPo jerk off piece about some special needs kid getting a flood of donations after someone looked at the little lopsided snowflake wrong, and she got an idea.
 
2013-08-20 03:05:34 PM  

asmodeus224: TOSViolation: CruJones: What I would have done:  Received letter, gotten upset, thrown letter away.  Hugged child.  Then make sure that my child is behaving acceptably, then go on with my life.  No calling the news, or the cops.

Amen.

So someone anonymously puts a note under your door and says your child being dead would make everyone better off would raise no concern in you at all?

You have no children, obviously.

Run that course of action by your wife/the mother of the child, and see how far it goes.


Wrong, I have children.    Finding out that assholes are out there is not a revelation.
 
2013-08-20 03:06:29 PM  
d23: " I've seen plenty of dimwits here write similar letters."

I agree that some dimwit wrote that letter. I just look at who would be expected to benefit from that sentiment being delivered to that mother, via 'anonymous' letter.

An aggressor has less than zero chance of a positive outcome. You don't raise an autistic child for years and somehow still have thin skin. They're almost certainly not going to _move_ after something so pedestrian as a letter. And having written a letter -- if it *ever* comes back to you, you're a pariah for all time. Even from those who might have agreed with you.

But the benefit to the mother is large. She/they get tons of attention/sympathy and no-one can so much as say 'boo' to them from now on, for pretty much anything, for fear of being suspected as the letter writer.

I mean, maybe a stupid teen wrote that letter. But the concerns and wording of that letter don't read like a teen wrote it.

/ And who uses an uncommon color of paper for an 'anonymous' note?
 
2013-08-20 03:06:47 PM  
I suspect it was Yivo. That paper looks suspiciously like electro-matter.
 
2013-08-20 03:07:58 PM  

CruJones: asmodeus224: TOSViolation: CruJones: What I would have done:  Received letter, gotten upset, thrown letter away.  Hugged child.  Then make sure that my child is behaving acceptably, then go on with my life.  No calling the news, or the cops.

Amen.

So someone anonymously puts a note under your door and says your child being dead would make everyone better off would raise no concern in you at all?

You have no children, obviously.

Run that course of action by your wife/the mother of the child, and see how far it goes.

Wrong, I have children.    Finding out that assholes are out there is not a revelation.


What about assholes that want your kids dead, is that revelation or do they take after you?
 
2013-08-20 03:09:28 PM  

Keeve: Usurper4: Keeve: DubtodaIll: This doesn't come close to the a-hole threshold.  Stress is a biatch and makes you do biatchy things.  Put the kid in a soundproof kid-sized hamster ball and be done with it.

What an a$$hole thing to say. As a parent of two children I will have you know that after reading "Put the kid in a soundproof kid-sized hamster ball", I have spent the last 2 hours scouring the internet in search of soundproof kid-sized hamster balls. They don't make them. I couldn't even find anywhere to have one custom made. I found something very similar that is inflatable, but does not offer soundproofing. Not good enough. Thanks for getting my hopes up jerk!

Am I the only one who thinks we need to get a Kickstarter going?

The big hurdle is that everyone keeps getting all pissy if you don't put air-holes in it for ventilation. Kind of defeats the purpose of sound-proofing.


There's probably a way around this, kinda like a Zoorb except instead of bungies between the inner sphere and outer sphere put in sound absorbing foam.  That would probably work well enough, and hey at that point, you wouldnt even have to LOOK at them.
 
2013-08-20 03:12:22 PM  

mainstreet62: BigGrnEggGriller: To be fair, listening to 'tard screech day after day might drive me to do something untoward as well.

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Yup that says it almost as good as the HOTY contestant a few months back, that continues to be one of my all time favorite headlines. (paraphrased)

"Here is my autistic child. Let me tell you how you need to deal with him"

(or something like that)

When the parents of the child make the child your problem, they cross the line. If I have to put on headphones so I don't have to hear your child, YOU ARE farkING UP, NOT ME!
 
2013-08-20 03:22:49 PM  

Madbassist1: mainstreet62: BigGrnEggGriller: To be fair, listening to 'tard screech day after day might drive me to do something untoward as well.

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Yup that says it almost as good as the HOTY contestant a few months back, that continues to be one of my all time favorite headlines. (paraphrased)

"Here is my autistic child. Let me tell you how you need to deal with him"

(or something like that)

When the parents of the child make the child your problem, they cross the line. If I have to put on headphones so I don't have to hear your child, YOU ARE farkING UP, NOT ME!


so the child should be dead rather than inconvenience you because the parents are not doing a good enough job?
 
2013-08-20 03:23:11 PM  

Madbassist1: mainstreet62: BigGrnEggGriller: To be fair, listening to 'tard screech day after day might drive me to do something untoward as well.

[csimg.webmarchand.com image 340x340]

Yup that says it almost as good as the HOTY contestant a few months back, that continues to be one of my all time favorite headlines. (paraphrased)

"Here is my autistic child. Let me tell you how you need to deal with him"

(or something like that)

When the parents of the child make the child your problem, they cross the line. If I have to put on headphones so I don't have to hear your child, YOU ARE farkING UP, NOT ME!


A kid playing outside during the middle of the day is not an unreasonable noise and therefore does not violate any noise ordinances.
 
2013-08-20 03:25:45 PM  

johnny_vegas: so the child should be dead rather than inconvenience you because the parents are not doing a good enough job?


There is no need to kill it. I would be fine with it being taken away and given to parents who will do a good enough job.
 
2013-08-20 03:26:04 PM  

CruJones: asmodeus224: TOSViolation: CruJones: What I would have done:  Received letter, gotten upset, thrown letter away.  Hugged child.  Then make sure that my child is behaving acceptably, then go on with my life.  No calling the news, or the cops.

Amen.

So someone anonymously puts a note under your door and says your child being dead would make everyone better off would raise no concern in you at all?

You have no children, obviously.

Run that course of action by your wife/the mother of the child, and see how far it goes.

Wrong, I have children.    Finding out that assholes are out there is not a revelation.



It is a threat to be taken seriously.  you are a terrible parent if you allow threats of death against your child and do nothing.  When the person moves on to, you know, actual violence and hurts your child, will you feel you acted with due diligence when a verbal threat was received?  how about at your child's funeral? Would regret not having reacted more diligently to the verbal threats at that time?

Calling the police and actively showing whomever dropped the letter (who is no doubt watching) will send a message that you are taking this seriously, and maybe more seriously than they anticipated.

Or you could merely not make waves in order to not appear 'outraged' to show the internet you are cool and stuff.
 
2013-08-20 03:26:58 PM  
I had to drop a pretty good client years ago because of her 13 year old autistic kid. She was a hippy lady living in a yard infested with weeds and wanted them all dug out by hand, with no poison used.  I only had to show up a few times to get rid of a few trees, the other time I just paid highschool kids 10 bucks an hour to weed and collected 15 an hour on each of them. I didn't really believe the stories I kept hearing until I stayed the entire day once. As soon as the kid came home from school he'd sit in the yard making bird noises for about an hour, then go to poking and grabbing at the people in the lawn and screeching at them from about 4 inches away. I was able to ignore it until he tried to grab a running chainsaw out of my hands when I was cutting down a small tree. I flipped my shiat and he ran away howling, of course his mother comes out and demands I apologise even after I told her what he did. I demanded my check and told her that we weren't going to be coming back.
 
2013-08-20 03:28:16 PM  

asmodeus224: Calling the police and actively showing whomever dropped the letter (who is no doubt watching) will send a message that you are taking this seriously, and maybe more seriously than they anticipated.


Why would the police need to be involved for the mother to see that she is taking the letter she wrote to herself seriously?
 
2013-08-20 03:31:16 PM  
I have a severely autistic kid in my neighborhood whose a 9/10 on the Rainman scale.  He likes my dog, asks for him by name, charges into my house a lot to see him.  He generally ignores me the same way he'd ignore a ficus.

His mom shoots the shiat with whoever will listen.  She occasionally ditches her kid to take a phone call, use the bathroom, etc.  She returns 30, 45, 60 minutes later.  The first time it was like, "Okay, everyone needs a break.  I can watch this kid for a while."  He's the type of kid who will inspect Bott's Dots on the highway.

Then I started offloading him onto my kids.  "Hey, junior, come down here.  A kid wants to play with you."  My kid is friends with a few other kids in the neighborhood.  The group took in this autistic kid as one of their own, keeping him out of the street and making sure he didn't wander too far.  Then his mom started disappearing for hours at a time.  The neighborhood kids realized they were babysitting for free while being leashed away from their xboxes.  So they quit the job.

That was last summer.   I haven't seen the autistic kid since.

/another csb

Point being, fake or not (and it's definitely fake), this letter hits on a truth.  Not many people are going to care about these kids after the parents are dead.  There are always exceptions like Chris Burke or that kid from Willow.  Otherwise, autism really sucks.
 
2013-08-20 03:34:07 PM  

RaceBoatDriver: I have a severely autistic kid in my neighborhood whose a 9/10 on the Rainman scale.  He likes my dog, asks for him by name, charges into my house a lot to see him.  He generally ignores me the same way he'd ignore a ficus.

His mom shoots the shiat with whoever will listen.  She occasionally ditches her kid to take a phone call, use the bathroom, etc.  She returns 30, 45, 60 minutes later.  The first time it was like, "Okay, everyone needs a break.  I can watch this kid for a while."  He's the type of kid who will inspect Bott's Dots on the highway.

Then I started offloading him onto my kids.  "Hey, junior, come down here.  A kid wants to play with you."  My kid is friends with a few other kids in the neighborhood.  The group took in this autistic kid as one of their own, keeping him out of the street and making sure he didn't wander too far.  Then his mom started disappearing for hours at a time.  The neighborhood kids realized they were babysitting for free while being leashed away from their xboxes.  So they quit the job.

That was last summer.   I haven't seen the autistic kid since.

/another csb

Point being, fake or not (and it's definitely fake), this letter hits on a truth.  Not many people are going to care about these kids after the parents are dead.  There are always exceptions like Chris Burke or that kid from Willow.  Otherwise, autism really sucks.


Mother sounds like a class act. Her choices, everyone elses responsibility
 
2013-08-20 03:40:51 PM  
Find the person who has a worn down "!" key and I think you've found the person responsible.

And i'm willing to bet the letter came from one of these neighbors who is rallying support and trying "make him feel welcome in the community ".
 
2013-08-20 03:43:59 PM  

bluefoxicy: Warlordtrooper: I hope somebody outs this idiot.

Yes how dare she say what we're all thinking.

"Oh ... that's so *twitch* sad, your child shiats himself (why is he looking at me?) all the time and (STOP TOUCHING ME!) (oh god don't try to pet my dog) has no idea what's happening around him (or how farking irritating he is all the god damn time)."

Nobody wants to be around your retard babies.

Nobody.

No, the 98% of your neighbors who sympathize don't like you or your kid.  They've had too much Christmas and Family Reunions.  They've learned the Great American Art of Insincerity, of pretending to like things they want to get as far farking away from as they can.

That includes your little genetic fark-up child.

And as soon as you open your mouth and say what they're all thinking, they'll all attack you for being the hero of the group.


shiat man, what s wrong with you?
 
2013-08-20 03:45:35 PM  
Say

asmodeus224: CruJones: asmodeus224: TOSViolation: CruJones: What I would have done:  Received letter, gotten upset, thrown letter away.  Hugged child.  Then make sure that my child is behaving acceptably, then go on with my life.  No calling the news, or the cops.

Amen.

So someone anonymously puts a note under your door and says your child being dead would make everyone better off would raise no concern in you at all?

You have no children, obviously.

Run that course of action by your wife/the mother of the child, and see how far it goes.

Wrong, I have children.    Finding out that assholes are out there is not a revelation.


It is a threat to be taken seriously.  you are a terrible parent if you allow threats of death against your child and do nothing.  When the person moves on to, you know, actual violence and hurts your child, will you feel you acted with due diligence when a verbal threat was received?  how about at your child's funeral? Would regret not having reacted more diligently to the verbal threats at that time?

Calling the police and actively showing whomever dropped the letter (who is no doubt watching) will send a message that you are taking this seriously, and maybe more seriously than they anticipated.

Or you could merely not make waves in order to not appear 'outraged' to show the internet you are cool and stuff


I saw no obvious threat in the letter.  I saw an douche saying the neighborhood is better without him, but not "I will kill your child".  Insults do not equal threats.

And maybe I'm an ass, but I'm still thinking this mom is like an ass who just leaves their dogs outside barking all night and does nothing about it.  Even special kids need supervision.
 
2013-08-20 03:48:42 PM  

Warlordtrooper: A kid playing outside during the middle of the day is not an unreasonable noise and therefore does not violate any noise ordinances.


If you need headphones to keep from hearing it, it's not "reasonable", slick.
 
2013-08-20 03:50:46 PM  

asmodeus224: It is a threat to be taken seriously. you are a terrible parent if you allow threats of death against your child and do nothing.


LOL you're a drama queen. *snicker*
 
2013-08-20 03:52:34 PM  
So long as republicans exist, I will never delude myself by believing in ahole thresholds. Wokka farking wokka.
 
2013-08-20 03:56:55 PM  

Madbassist1: asmodeus224: It is a threat to be taken seriously. you are a terrible parent if you allow threats of death against your child and do nothing.

LOL you're a drama queen. *snicker*


I think we found the fark handle of the MOTY from TFA.
 
2013-08-20 03:57:34 PM  
I pictured that kid outside waling like Lance in Apocalypse Now (when he started making that noise in the smoke while wearing face paint) and started laughing a bit to myself, man I'm really glad nobody came over to see what I was laughing at.
 
2013-08-20 04:05:14 PM  
Needs more exclamation marks!
 
2013-08-20 04:05:20 PM  

RaceBoatDriver: I have a severely autistic kid in my neighborhood whose a 9/10 on the Rainman scale.  He likes my dog, asks for him by name, charges into my house a lot to see him.  He generally ignores me the same way he'd ignore a ficus.

His mom shoots the shiat with whoever will listen.  She occasionally ditches her kid to take a phone call, use the bathroom, etc.  She returns 30, 45, 60 minutes later.  The first time it was like, "Okay, everyone needs a break.  I can watch this kid for a while."  He's the type of kid who will inspect Bott's Dots on the highway.

Then I started offloading him onto my kids.  "Hey, junior, come down here.  A kid wants to play with you."  My kid is friends with a few other kids in the neighborhood.  The group took in this autistic kid as one of their own, keeping him out of the street and making sure he didn't wander too far.  Then his mom started disappearing for hours at a time.  The neighborhood kids realized they were babysitting for free while being leashed away from their xboxes.  So they quit the job.

That was last summer.   I haven't seen the autistic kid since.

/another csb

Point being, fake or not (and it's definitely fake), this letter hits on a truth.  Not many people are going to care about these kids after the parents are dead.  There are always exceptions like Chris Burke or that kid from Willow.  Otherwise, autism really sucks.


Appropriately titled movie that comes to mind: The Boys Next Door
 
2013-08-20 04:06:50 PM  

CruJones: Sayasmodeus224: CruJones: asmodeus224: TOSViolation: CruJones: What I would have done:  Received letter, gotten upset, thrown letter away.  Hugged child.  Then make sure that my child is behaving acceptably, then go on with my life.  No calling the news, or the cops.

Amen.

So someone anonymously puts a note under your door and says your child being dead would make everyone better off would raise no concern in you at all?

You have no children, obviously.

Run that course of action by your wife/the mother of the child, and see how far it goes.

Wrong, I have children.    Finding out that assholes are out there is not a revelation.


It is a threat to be taken seriously.  you are a terrible parent if you allow threats of death against your child and do nothing.  When the person moves on to, you know, actual violence and hurts your child, will you feel you acted with due diligence when a verbal threat was received?  how about at your child's funeral? Would regret not having reacted more diligently to the verbal threats at that time?

Calling the police and actively showing whomever dropped the letter (who is no doubt watching) will send a message that you are taking this seriously, and maybe more seriously than they anticipated.

Or you could merely not make waves in order to not appear 'outraged' to show the internet you are cool and stuff

I saw no obvious threat in the letter.I saw an douche saying the neighborhood is better without him, but not "I will kill your child".  Insults do not equal threats.

And maybe I'm an ass, but I'm still thinking this mom is like an ass who just leaves their dogs outside barking all night and does nothing about it.  Even special kids need supervision.


Just implied threats with the 'move or kill him, your choice - we will all  be better off either way' (summarizing)?

Again, it's your kid's funeral or hospitalization when you take no action against threats implied or otherwise.  But hey, you can always tell your children in the hospital (or through prayer when they are dead) that you didn't overeact to that first verbal threat, after all, it was implicitly stated, not expressly stated.

Some kids are really really really retarded, we have a kid around the corner from us who is 12-14, bound in a wheelchair and will howl whenever he is taken for walks.  What the fark is that parent supposed to do?  I have sympathy and respect for her as she deals with that.  I also count my blessings that i am not in that position.  Some people, like you, compare them to barking dogs.
 
2013-08-20 04:09:41 PM  

umad: Madbassist1: asmodeus224: It is a threat to be taken seriously. you are a terrible parent if you allow threats of death against your child and do nothing.

LOL you're a drama queen. *snicker*

I think we found the fark handle of the MOTY from TFA.


What, your mom didn't give you enough attention when she was busy sucking dick for crack? 

/welcome to the ignore list
 
2013-08-20 04:18:03 PM  
This is the voice I hear when reading the letter:

dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2013-08-20 04:25:07 PM  

asmodeus224: umad: Madbassist1: asmodeus224: It is a threat to be taken seriously. you are a terrible parent if you allow threats of death against your child and do nothing.

LOL you're a drama queen. *snicker*

I think we found the fark handle of the MOTY from TFA.

What, your mom didn't give you enough attention when she was busy sucking dick for crack? 

/welcome to the ignore list


Classy. Drama queen and a douche.
 
2013-08-20 04:32:36 PM  

Dr Dreidel: / and again, if YOU have a problem, YOU'RE the one who needs to find a solution - strap on your big-boy dildo and find a new place to live, Frances


this is everyone's solution.

It cost me like $6000 to buy a house.  I needed that cash on hand.  $50,000 and I made the seller pay closing.

To move to a non-ghetto would cost me around $15k-$35k.  Not just talking the house payment; I need enough to buy some sort of vehicle in cash to move.

To rent an apartment requires putting down for a security deposit and moving costs.  Breaking your lease can get expensive--breaking mine was a non-option, I was going to have to find new tenants but 4 years I got out easy enough.  The new apartment will probably be both smaller and more expensive.  In any case there would have been a transition period of moving into the new place, costing an extra month of rent.  The whole thing to move while renting might cost a couple grand.

You know it's expensive to move?

Oh, but put on your big-boy panties and plop down a couple grand.  A little more than it costs to buy a sniper rifle, or to get the right poisons to poison off the annoying screaming wart across the street.

All these people talking about "Just go and move" have obviously never just gone and moved.  Either live with their parents or still living in the same first apartment they've rented.  Try moving several times.
 
2013-08-20 04:33:54 PM  

asmodeus224: umad: Madbassist1: asmodeus224: It is a threat to be taken seriously. you are a terrible parent if you allow threats of death against your child and do nothing.

LOL you're a drama queen. *snicker*

I think we found the fark handle of the MOTY from TFA.

What, your mom didn't give you enough attention when she was busy sucking dick for crack? 

/welcome to the ignore list


ignore list???? OH NOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!

Don't forget to add me too, slick.
 
2013-08-20 04:39:15 PM  

DubtodaIll: Keeve: Usurper4: Keeve: DubtodaIll: This doesn't come close to the a-hole threshold.  Stress is a biatch and makes you do biatchy things.  Put the kid in a soundproof kid-sized hamster ball and be done with it.

What an a$$hole thing to say. As a parent of two children I will have you know that after reading "Put the kid in a soundproof kid-sized hamster ball", I have spent the last 2 hours scouring the internet in search of soundproof kid-sized hamster balls. They don't make them. I couldn't even find anywhere to have one custom made. I found something very similar that is inflatable, but does not offer soundproofing. Not good enough. Thanks for getting my hopes up jerk!

Am I the only one who thinks we need to get a Kickstarter going?

The big hurdle is that everyone keeps getting all pissy if you don't put air-holes in it for ventilation. Kind of defeats the purpose of sound-proofing.

There's probably a way around this, kinda like a Zoorb except instead of bungies between the inner sphere and outer sphere put in sound absorbing foam.  That would probably work well enough, and hey at that point, you wouldnt even have to LOOK at them.


With that one entry hole, while your kid was running around it would sound like, "Blah blah blahblahblahblah  blah  blahblahblah  blah  blah  blah blahblah". Kind of an annoying audio pulsar.
 
2013-08-20 04:41:55 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: What kind of sounds is he possibly making?


She said it herself: "noise polluting whaling." My guess is it involves shouting of "THAR SHE BLOWS!" with the sound of launching harpoons, and the occasional reading of passages from Moby Dick.
 
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