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(Talking Points Memo)   Bobby Jindal was going to go back to Louisiana but then he got a crayfish wrapped in an old newspaper clipping about himself. It just isn't his time to return just yet   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 32
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2013-08-20 09:42:28 AM
He got a "Tibideaux's Kiss"?!  That's really bad.


/And it's "Crawfish" subby!
 
2013-08-20 10:02:49 AM

UberDave: And it's "Crawfish" subby!


I think both are the best correct, but yes.  Will also accept crawdads.

/bring it, Piyush
 
2013-08-20 10:05:10 AM
Yes, but what do the polls say if you unskew the results? Hmm? Hhhmmmmmmm?

/Please, oh please, let Jindal throw his hat in the ring!
//A circus can never have too many clowns, can it?
 
2013-08-20 10:06:12 AM
Man, looks like Louisiana has some real demons to exorcise.

// perhaps by force
 
2013-08-20 10:08:19 AM
It's an Cajun message. It means "Bobby Jindal sleeps with the nutria."
 
2013-08-20 10:12:54 AM

theorellior: It's an Cajun message. It means "Bobby Jindal sleeps with the nutria."


literally
 
2013-08-20 10:13:11 AM
Baiting my mother into talking about Bobby Jindal when she's drunk is my new favorite game.

She hates him. And she's more than happy to talk about it at length if you give her the slightest excuse to.
 
2013-08-20 10:14:59 AM

Genevieve Marie: Baiting my mother into talking about Bobby Jindal when she's drunk is my new favorite game.

She hates him. And she's more than happy to talk about it at length if you give her the slightest excuse to.


My best bud who is Indian tells me that a lot of Indian-Americans don't like him because he changed his religion and name for political reasons.
 
2013-08-20 10:15:47 AM
Following the GOP's disappointing showing in last year's elections, Jindal looked to position himself as a national leader for the struggling party, admonishing Republicans to shed their "stupid" reputation. New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) seemed to hit back at Jindal for those remarks in a closed-door speech earlier this week.
"I am not going to come and call you the stupid party," Christie said at the Republican National Committee's summer meeting.


You made your stupid bed, now you got to sleep in it.
 
2013-08-20 10:17:26 AM
He has GUTTED the Louisiana health care system that he helped create. Pissed off GOP-leaning teachers and healthcare workers he has openly worked against. He appointed supporters to highly paid state positions after they failed to win elections -- all the while while decrying the state of the Louisiana economy and budget shortfalls. His attempts to work against the Louisiana constitution and re-write state employees retirement benefits laws in a clumsy 'expo-facto' manner that has been defeated by every single court challenge. He pledged to work to end environmental regulations in a state with more petro-chemical pollution than any of its surrounding neighbors. His remaining support comes mainly from the red-meaters that would stand in line to chop off their own dicks, if they thought it would 'get rid of the ni*bongs' and the willfully ignorant.
ALEC and Big oil have written laws unfettered for the past eight years, and frankly the broke-ass state of Louisiana has had enough of his shiat. Especially since he is the wrong color.

President? GTFO. His rise to fame was part of the GOP's 'Look, We also have some colored guys' push. Or should I say 'piyush'.
 
2013-08-20 10:19:15 AM
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Thursday, Sunday, Saturday
 
2013-08-20 10:20:25 AM

ten foiled hats: UberDave: And it's "Crawfish" subby!

I think both are the best correct, but yes.  Will also accept crawdads.

/bring it, Piyush


What about Claw Shrimp?
 
2013-08-20 10:20:54 AM
It's a message from the NOLA Mafia:   Show your face in this town agin, Bubba, and you sleep with the crawdiddley-daddies.

No, wait, that was a message from Ned Flanders.

It means: Say buh-bye to Blue Bayou if you show your face in the Big Sleezy.

I would also accept Cajun blackened red fish à la Big Daddy and Cajun gumbo boiled girlscout-style in a paper bag.

Thanks to the Sicilian and Neapolitan influence, the Mafia has a great affinity to seafood, which they share with Louisiana, America's crab bucket.
 
2013-08-20 10:25:34 AM
FTFA:  There aren't many Louisianans who are fans of Gov. Bobby Jindal (R) these days, and even fewer want him to run for president in 2016.

A little word of advice to states shocked and appalled by the behavior of their democratically-elected Republican governments (I'm looking at you, North Carolina, Wisconsin, Florida and Kansas):

STOP ELECTING REPUBLICANS, YOU DROOLING CRETINOUS PIECES OF shiat!
 
2013-08-20 10:27:00 AM

ten foiled hats: UberDave: And it's "Crawfish" subby!

I think both are the best correct, but yes.  Will also accept crawdads.



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miscreant: What about Claw Shrimp?


I've heard they can grow up to the size of a man
 
2013-08-20 10:27:02 AM
I like the scene in the Godfather when the guy unwraps the fish and goes, "What's this?"
and the other guy says, "It's a Sicilian message"
You would think the other guys would know he's not Italian and shoot him dead right there.
I mean, what kind of a Spaghetti bender doesn't know what the hell that means?
 
2013-08-20 10:33:21 AM

vudukungfu: You would think the other guys would know he's not Italian and shoot him dead right there.


Not for anything, but the guy who was asking "What's this?" was Sonny Corleone - you think a capo would shoot the Don's eldest son?
 
2013-08-20 10:36:29 AM

UberDave: He got a "Tibideaux's Kiss"?!  That's really bad.


/And it's "Crawfish" subby!


Are you sure you're not misspelling Thibodeaux?
 
2013-08-20 10:39:00 AM

Gawdammit - I miss The Radiators and M.O.M.S. Ball.


homegrownmusic.net
 
2013-08-20 10:42:01 AM

RexTalionis: Sonny Corleone


yeah, I know.
But what kinda spaghetti bender don't know that?
 
2013-08-20 10:47:40 AM

The Name: FTFA:  There aren't many Louisianans who are fans of Gov. Bobby Jindal (R) these days, and even fewer want him to run for president in 2016.

A little word of advice to states shocked and appalled by the behavior of their democratically-elected Republican governments (I'm looking at you, North Carolina, Wisconsin, Florida and Kansas):

STOP ELECTING REPUBLICANS, YOU DROOLING CRETINOUS PIECES OF shiat!


You forgot Poland Texas.
 
2013-08-20 11:00:26 AM
Non-issue. Overzealous staffer.
 
2013-08-20 11:03:19 AM

The Name: FTFA:  There aren't many Louisianans who are fans of Gov. Bobby Jindal (R) these days, and even fewer want him to run for president in 2016.

A little word of advice to states shocked and appalled by the behavior of their democratically-elected Republican governments (I'm looking at you, North Carolina, Wisconsin, Florida and Kansas):

STOP ELECTING REPUBLICANS, YOU DROOLING CRETINOUS PIECES OF shiat!


Unfortunately, the drooling cretinous pieces of shiat are not dying off fast enough, and they have the ability to move the goalposts when it comes to voting laws to keep the non-drooling folks from voting.

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2013-08-20 11:54:45 AM

UberDave: /And it's "Crawfish" subby!


I originally wrote it as crawfish because I figured that was the right spelling. Spell check shot it back and told me it was crayfish

/one of those few occasions where spell check gets a fark headline wrong
 
2013-08-20 12:39:10 PM

The Name: FTFA:  There aren't many Louisianans who are fans of Gov. Bobby Jindal (R) these days, and even fewer want him to run for president in 2016.

A little word of advice to states shocked and appalled by the behavior of their democratically-elected Republican governments (I'm looking at you, North Carolina, Wisconsin, Florida and Kansas):

STOP ELECTING REPUBLICANS, YOU DROOLING CRETINOUS PIECES OF shiat!


You have to realize that if you an elect a Democrat down here anymore, that will means your house will be given to big black men who will force themselves on your wife so she can have tax payer funded abortions.  Do you really want that?  Study it out and vote "R" because if you don't , you may shiat your pants in fear what will come down the pipe.

Funny listening to teachers gripe about how they were duped and didn't realize that Jindal was going to gut their retirement because freedom.   Then tell them that Jindal's high payed, out of state, education advisers have no real experience in education as they make rules of how to get the teacher to be better.
 
2013-08-20 12:41:22 PM
talkingpointsmemo.com
Does this dude have any attractive pictures floating around he always looks well like this?
 
2013-08-20 01:12:20 PM
Doesn't matter.  Put him on the ballot and this state will still go red.  People here, except me, make bad decisions and lack the ability to discern the consequences of making bad decisions.
 
2013-08-20 02:02:26 PM
I live amongst the fattest, stupidest, reddest people in the world-middle of south La-and believe me, when you fall below their standards you're reached a real low point. I mean these people still love Palin, Santorium, Limpboy, Beck, like family.  I mean really dense followers of the spew and they still hate Boobie. He's a bad deal.
 
2013-08-20 03:43:29 PM
"I am not going to come and call you the stupid party,"

Because some things are too obvious to say?
 
2013-08-20 04:29:54 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: ten foiled hats: UberDave: And it's "Crawfish" subby!

I think both are the best correct, but yes. Will also accept crawdads.

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miscreant: What about Claw Shrimp?

I've heard they can grow up to the size of a man


According to ten foiled hats's map, the "y" in "crayfish" apparently stands for "Yankee."
 
2013-08-20 04:40:57 PM
Dahnkster:  words, lots of them. many good points. mike foster must be rolling in his grave. (yeah yeah i know)

President? GTFO. His rise to fame was part of the GOP's 'Look, We also have some colored guys' push. Or should I say 'piyush'.


i get his email every week and that of the LAGOP and it's interesting to see the spin when vouchers, for instances, goes to court and loses.

one of bobby's favorite tricks in his self promoting emails is give a newspaper a press release then when they run it, quote it. bobby's press release: "governor jindal tax idea will bring new business". baton rouge advocate runs it pretty much  as is. next email: "baton rouge advocate reports governor jindal's tax ideas will bring business".  for the low low info voter it's a good tactic.
 
2013-08-20 11:10:34 PM

RexTalionis: Genevieve Marie: Baiting my mother into talking about Bobby Jindal when she's drunk is my new favorite game.

She hates him. And she's more than happy to talk about it at length if you give her the slightest excuse to.

My best bud who is Indian tells me that a lot of Indian-Americans don't like him because he changed his religion and name for political reasons.


Christ, we're going to need a shiatload of popcorn...
 
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