show me: And I don't get number 9.
DammitIForgotMyLogin: show me: And I don't get number 9.He can't enjoy a lapdance because he's always wondering if the stripper could be his mother./seriously, what's hard to get about that?
Mugato: Why would anyone get a lapdance from someone old enough to be their mother?str.replace(mother, daughter[, max])Now it's a little funnier.
Nana's Vibrator: Mugato: Why would anyone get a lapdance from someone old enough to be their mother?str.replace(mother, daughter[, max])Now it's a little funnier.I also enjoyed #9.CSB: the last 2 times I went to a strip club (bachelor parties) was with 2 different groups of people. Both times I was sitting next to a friend, both times they were offered their first lap dance, both times the stripper told them her name, and both times the stripper's name was the same as their daughter's. Total buzzkill and each sent the stripper along dollar-free. On both counts we were out of the club pretty quickly afterwards. Insane coincidences. My take away: for many reasons, it's a bad idea to have given your daughter a stripper-like name.
Mugato: Why would anyone get a lapdance from someone old enough to be their mother?
vudukungfu: I dont' get #1
show me: Those are the most unfunny jokes I have ever experienced.
Tricky Chicken: Proof that there is nothing funny about Scotland!
OscarTamerz: vudukungfu: I dont' get #1They don't sell them here.[www.foodireland.com image 300x150]
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