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(Scotsman)   Top 10 jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival - number 9 wins for me   (scotsman.com) divider line 21
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2013-08-20 09:08:14 AM
Those are the most unfunny jokes I have ever experienced. And I don't get number 9.
 
2013-08-20 09:48:26 AM

show me: And I don't get number 9.


He can't enjoy a lapdance because he's always wondering if the stripper could be his mother.


/seriously, what's hard to get about that?
 
2013-08-20 09:51:54 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: show me: And I don't get number 9.

He can't enjoy a lapdance because he's always wondering if the stripper could be his mother.


/seriously, what's hard to get about that?


An erection.
 
2013-08-20 09:59:43 AM
Why would anyone get a lapdance from someone old enough to be their mother?


str.replace(mother, daughter[, max])

Now it's a little funnier.
 
2013-08-20 10:09:05 AM

Mugato: Why would anyone get a lapdance from someone old enough to be their mother?


str.replace(mother, daughter[, max])

Now it's a little funnier.


This.
 
2013-08-20 11:01:32 AM

Mugato: Why would anyone get a lapdance from someone old enough to be their mother?


str.replace(mother, daughter[, max])

Now it's a little funnier.


I also enjoyed #9.

CSB: the last 2 times I went to a strip club (bachelor parties) was with 2 different groups of people.  Both times I was sitting next to a friend, both times they were offered their first lap dance, both times the stripper told them her name, and both times the stripper's name was the same as their daughter's.  Total buzzkill and each sent the stripper along dollar-free.  On both counts we were out of the club pretty quickly afterwards.  Insane coincidences.  My take away: for many reasons, it's a bad idea to have given your daughter a stripper-like name.
 
2013-08-20 11:04:33 AM

Nana's Vibrator: Mugato: Why would anyone get a lapdance from someone old enough to be their mother?


str.replace(mother, daughter[, max])

Now it's a little funnier.

I also enjoyed #9.

CSB: the last 2 times I went to a strip club (bachelor parties) was with 2 different groups of people.  Both times I was sitting next to a friend, both times they were offered their first lap dance, both times the stripper told them her name, and both times the stripper's name was the same as their daughter's.  Total buzzkill and each sent the stripper along dollar-free.  On both counts we were out of the club pretty quickly afterwards.  Insane coincidences.  My take away: for many reasons, it's a bad idea to have given your daughter a stripper-like name.


That is why my daughter is named Doctor Oppenheimer.
 
2013-08-20 11:05:18 AM
Also, my son's name is "Not Guilty".
 
2013-08-20 11:06:01 AM

Nana's Vibrator: Mugato: Why would anyone get a lapdance from someone old enough to be their mother?


str.replace(mother, daughter[, max])

Now it's a little funnier.

I also enjoyed #9.

CSB: the last 2 times I went to a strip club (bachelor parties) was with 2 different groups of people.  Both times I was sitting next to a friend, both times they were offered their first lap dance, both times the stripper told them her name, and both times the stripper's name was the same as their daughter's.  Total buzzkill and each sent the stripper along dollar-free.  On both counts we were out of the club pretty quickly afterwards.  Insane coincidences.  My take away: for many reasons, it's a bad idea to have given your daughter a stripper-like name.


I now regret naming my daughter Boobs McTittle.
 
2013-08-20 11:10:03 AM
Proof that there is nothing funny about Scotland!
 
2013-08-20 11:17:31 AM
So the Autons have invaded Scotland.  Does the Doctor know about this?
 
2013-08-20 11:41:26 AM
I dont' get #1
 
2013-08-20 11:54:28 AM

Mugato: Why would anyone get a lapdance from someone old enough to be their mother?

www.aerojockey.com

 
2013-08-20 12:03:59 PM

vudukungfu: I dont' get #1


They don't sell them here.

www.foodireland.com
 
2013-08-20 12:05:13 PM

vudukungfu: I dont' get #1


Me neither.  Must be a British thing.
 
2013-08-20 12:43:45 PM

show me: Those are the most unfunny jokes I have ever experienced.

 
2013-08-20 01:01:10 PM
I couldn't find anything funny about any of those. As for number 9, does he have the same fear of dating? If he's adopted he could be banging his sister every time he gets laid.
 
2013-08-20 01:06:18 PM
9 WAS the closest I came to smiling, but that's like saying my grandma's funeral was the most fun.

/it was
 
2013-08-20 03:03:08 PM
I came up with a joke the other day I thought was like Steven Wright:

In Simon Says, I like to lead by saying, "Simon says repeat after me," then after a silent pause tell them they all lost.

Still funnier than most of the old one-liners on that list.
 
2013-08-20 03:20:03 PM

Tricky Chicken: Proof that there is nothing funny about Scotland!


Link
 
2013-08-20 08:25:18 PM

OscarTamerz: vudukungfu: I dont' get #1

They don't sell them here.

[www.foodireland.com image 300x150]



A buddy dropped his chocolate bar, so I picked it up and ate it. A careless Wispa from a good friend.
 
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