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(ESPN)   The Dragon Has Been Awakened   (espn.go.com) divider line 47
    More: Interesting, Kirk Cousins, Barry Cofield, defensive tackle, sprain, Lawrence Timmons, Rex Grossman, Redskins, Lisfranc fracture  
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2013-08-20 08:21:12 AM
Unleash the Dragon!
 
2013-08-20 08:22:11 AM
HERE COMES THE DAGRON!!!!
 
2013-08-20 08:22:22 AM
notqualifiedtocomment.com

/oblig
 
2013-08-20 08:24:40 AM

swankywanky: [notqualifiedtocomment.com image 299x300]

/oblig


That is one of my favorite things ever.
 
2013-08-20 08:33:45 AM

swankywanky: [notqualifiedtocomment.com image 299x300]

/oblig


Like buttfumble, this is one of those things that will still be funny 20 years after each guy is out of the league.
 
2013-08-20 08:34:06 AM
RGI baby
 
2013-08-20 08:36:28 AM
SEXY REXY is BACK
 
2013-08-20 08:59:35 AM
This is the preseason of the 3rd-string, crappy former Gators QB.
 
2013-08-20 09:05:43 AM

bulldg4life: RGI baby


Isn't he also an RGIII?
 
2013-08-20 09:10:15 AM

Tiberius Gracchus: bulldg4life: RGI baby

Isn't he also an RGIII?


RG III and out maybe
/not mine, stolen from LucklessWonder
 
2013-08-20 09:14:04 AM

SharkaPult: Tiberius Gracchus: bulldg4life: RGI baby

Isn't he also an RGIII?

RG III and out maybe
/not mine, stolen from LucklessWonder


He is.  His full name is Rex Daniel Grossman III.
 
2013-08-20 09:42:09 AM
I'll gladly admit that I enjoyed seeing the real RGIII last night.
 
2013-08-20 10:04:39 AM
He won't be allowed to play no matter how good he is..... too white for the NFL. Enjoy this last group of white NFL quarterbacks, their time is short. By 2020 the NFL will look like the NBA , a token white player on the bench.
 
2013-08-20 10:19:47 AM

tampaflacouple: He won't be allowed to play no matter how good he is..... too white for the NFL. Enjoy this last group of white NFL quarterbacks, their time is short. By 2020 the NFL will look like the NBA , a token white player on the bench.


2/10
 
2013-08-20 10:27:49 AM

tampaflacouple: He won't be allowed to play no matter how good he is..... too white for the NFL. Enjoy this last group of white NFL quarterbacks, their time is short. By 2020 the NFL will look like the NBA , a token white player on the bench.


What, you though the abbreviation was  National Football League?  Silly you.

/We'll be seeing more black QBs as high school and college coaches finally realize that you can have a black guy play it instead of RB.  Good for the game.
 
2013-08-20 10:33:47 AM

Glockenspiel Hero: National Football League


Nubian Farking Large

www.poopprank.com
 
2013-08-20 10:35:54 AM

cameroncrazy1984: swankywanky: [notqualifiedtocomment.com image 299x300]

/oblig

That is one of my favorite things ever.


2nded
 
2013-08-20 10:43:13 AM
I like at the end how they got it in: "Rex is the only 3rd string quarterback to start a superbowl"

Really? Do you guys need to rub salt in the wound?
 
2013-08-20 10:49:27 AM
Better watch out Rex. Somebody doesn't take too kindly to dragons:

img.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-08-20 10:51:11 AM
Rex looked really good on that first drive.  He drove straight down the field and threw a touchdown with only 1 DAGRON unleashed.

I was starting to freak out a bit. I thought I had been transported to another dimension or some alternate timeline.  Thankfully CodeMonkey4Life talked me down and sure enough Rex regressed to his regular self and threw a pick and didn't have anymore competent drives.
 
2013-08-20 11:29:34 AM

tampaflacouple: He won't be allowed to play no matter how good he is..... too white for the NFL. Enjoy this last group of white NFL quarterbacks, their time is short. By 2020 the NFL will look like the NBA , a token white player on the bench.


By 2013, Tampa, FL is projected to have as many backwoods, toothless, inbred hillbilly racists with third-grade educations as all NASCAR audiences combined.
 
2013-08-20 12:00:38 PM

tampaflacouple: He won't be allowed to play no matter how good he is..... too white for the NFL. Enjoy this last group of white NFL quarterbacks, their time is short. By 2020 the NFL will look like the NBA , a token white player on the bench.


So?
 
2013-08-20 12:01:16 PM

tampaflacouple: He won't be allowed to play no matter how good he is..... too white for the NFL. Enjoy this last group of white NFL quarterbacks, their time is short. By 2020 the NFL will look like the NBA , a token white player on the bench.


So what you're saying is, we're only 10 years away from people hating on the NFL because of too many "thugs".
 
2013-08-20 12:06:00 PM

INeedAName: tampaflacouple: He won't be allowed to play no matter how good he is..... too white for the NFL. Enjoy this last group of white NFL quarterbacks, their time is short. By 2020 the NFL will look like the NBA , a token white player on the bench.

2/10


Oh, wait.  I get it.  It's a play on Rush Limbaugh from 2007:

On the February 5 broadcast of his nationally syndicated radio show, Rush Limbaugh, responding to media coverage of Chicago Bears quarterback Rex Grossman, stated "they're dumping on this guy -- Rex Grossman -- for one reason, folks, and that's because he is a white quarterback." Limbaugh later insisted in conversation with a caller that, "they just want this guy not to do well 'cause he's a white quarterback," and that Grossman was "targeted for destruction." The Bears lost to the Indianapolis Colts 29-17 in Super Bowl XLI.

If you recall, the media gave a pass to noted octaroon, Peyton Manning.
 
2013-08-20 12:14:41 PM

Rapmaster2000: INeedAName: tampaflacouple: He won't be allowed to play no matter how good he is..... too white for the NFL. Enjoy this last group of white NFL quarterbacks, their time is short. By 2020 the NFL will look like the NBA , a token white player on the bench.

2/10

Oh, wait.  I get it.  It's a play on Rush Limbaugh from 2007:

On the February 5 broadcast of his nationally syndicated radio show, Rush Limbaugh, responding to media coverage of Chicago Bears quarterback Rex Grossman, stated "they're dumping on this guy -- Rex Grossman -- for one reason, folks, and that's because he is a white quarterback." Limbaugh later insisted in conversation with a caller that, "they just want this guy not to do well 'cause he's a white quarterback," and that Grossman was "targeted for destruction." The Bears lost to the Indianapolis Colts 29-17 in Super Bowl XLI.

If you recall, the media gave a pass to noted octaroon, Peyton Manning.


Made even funnier by the fact that they replaced him with Kyle Orton and Jay Cutler.
 
2013-08-20 12:37:14 PM

Deneb81: tampaflacouple: He won't be allowed to play no matter how good he is..... too white for the NFL. Enjoy this last group of white NFL quarterbacks, their time is short. By 2020 the NFL will look like the NBA , a token white player on the bench.

So?


He's upset because as he posts this comment, Mike Vick is drilling his mom.
 
2013-08-20 12:56:52 PM

tampaflacouple: He won't be allowed to play no matter how good he is..... too white for the NFL. Enjoy this last group of white NFL quarterbacks, their time is short. By 2020 the NFL will look like the NBA , a token white player on the bench.


Peyton Manning
Tom Brady
Drew Brees
Alex Smith
Andrew Luck
Ben Roethlisberger
Carson Palmer
Matt Stafford
Matt Ryan
Ryan Tannehill
Sam Bradford
Aaron Rodgers
Andy Dalton
Matt Schaub
Jake Locker
Phillip Rivers
Tony Romo
Eli Manning
Jay Cutler
Christian Ponder
Brandon Weeden
Matt Flynn
Kevin Kolb (EJ is hurt)

vs

Joe Flacco (FBI)
Mark Sanchez
Robert Griffin
Cam Newton
Russell Wilson
Colin Kaepernick
Josh Freeman
Mike Vick

Doing this from memory so I may have forgotten someone.
 
2013-08-20 01:05:33 PM
www.examiner.com
 
2013-08-20 01:35:22 PM
degenerate-afro:
Peyton Manning
Tom Brady
Drew Brees
Alex Smith
Andrew Luck
Ben Roethlisberger
Carson Palmer
Matt Stafford
Matt Ryan
Ryan Tannehill
Sam Bradford
Aaron Rodgers
Andy Dalton
Matt Schaub
Jake Locker
Phillip Rivers
Tony Romo
Eli Manning
Jay Cutler
Christian Ponder
Brandon Weeden
Matt Flynn
Kevin Kolb (EJ is hurt)

vs

Joe Flacco (FBI)
Mark Sanchez
Robert Griffin
Cam Newton
Russell Wilson
Colin Kaepernick
Josh Freeman
Mike Vick

Doing this from memory so I may have forgotten someone.


i580.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-20 01:36:34 PM
As a RED[acted]SKINS fan, I'm getting a kick out of...wait, Grossman again???
 
2013-08-20 01:36:45 PM

tampaflacouple: He won't be allowed to play no matter how good he is..... too white for the NFL. Enjoy this last group of white NFL quarterbacks, their time is short. By 2020 the NFL will look like the NBA , a token white player on the bench.


Trying to sum up urge to care ...

I love baseball for the vast mix of players from different places around the world. Number 42 didn't end White Ball, it made it better. International. Lots o white people still playing.

Same with Football. Even basketball.

Besides, who cares what color they are? Are they good? Are they entertaining?
 
2013-08-20 02:29:53 PM

The Singing Bush: degenerate-afro:
Peyton Manning
Tom Brady
Drew Brees
Alex Smith
Andrew Luck
Ben Roethlisberger
Carson Palmer
Matt Stafford
Matt Ryan
Ryan Tannehill
Sam Bradford
Aaron Rodgers
Andy Dalton
Matt Schaub
Jake Locker
Phillip Rivers
Tony Romo
Eli Manning
Jay Cutler
Christian Ponder
Brandon Weeden
Matt Flynn
Kevin Kolb (EJ is hurt)

vs

Joe Flacco (FBI)
Mark Sanchez
Robert Griffin
Cam Newton
Russell Wilson
Colin Kaepernick
Josh Freeman
Mike Vick

Doing this from memory so I may have forgotten someone.

[i580.photobucket.com image 197x151]


FBI = Full Blooded Italian

Which, is still white in my book, but such as it is...
 
2013-08-20 02:33:21 PM

Dr. Kefarkian: Deneb81: tampaflacouple: He won't be allowed to play no matter how good he is..... too white for the NFL. Enjoy this last group of white NFL quarterbacks, their time is short. By 2020 the NFL will look like the NBA , a token white player on the bench.

So?

He's upset because as he posts this comment, Mike Vick Ron Mexico is drilling his mom.


ftfy
 
2013-08-20 03:08:01 PM

degenerate-afro: tampaflacouple: He won't be allowed to play no matter how good he is..... too white for the NFL. Enjoy this last group of white NFL quarterbacks, their time is short. By 2020 the NFL will look like the NBA , a token white player on the bench.

Peyton Manning
Tom Brady
Drew Brees
Alex Smith
Andrew Luck
Ben Roethlisberger
Carson Palmer
Matt Stafford
Matt Ryan
Ryan Tannehill
Sam Bradford
Aaron Rodgers
Andy Dalton
Matt Schaub
Jake Locker
Phillip Rivers
Tony Romo
Eli Manning
Jay Cutler
Christian Ponder
Brandon Weeden
Matt Flynn
Kevin Kolb (EJ is hurt)

vs

Joe Flacco (FBI)
Mark Sanchez
Robert Griffin
Cam Newton
Russell Wilson
Colin Kaepernick
Josh Freeman
Mike Vick

Doing this from memory so I may have forgotten someone.


Romo is half Mexican.
 
2013-08-20 03:47:53 PM
degenerate-afro: entirely too much typing...


Don't feed weak ass racebaiters with a thousand keystrokes.  The iggy button is one click.
 
2013-08-20 03:49:42 PM

farbekrieg: Dr. Kefarkian: Deneb81: tampaflacouple: He won't be allowed to play no matter how good he is..... too white for the NFL. Enjoy this last group of white NFL quarterbacks, their time is short. By 2020 the NFL will look like the NBA , a token white player on the bench.

So?

He's upset because as he posts this comment, Mike Vick Ron Mexico is drilling his mom, doggystyle of course.

ftfy


oooh thats worse.  Ron Mexico's got the herp and don't care who he give it to.
 
2013-08-20 04:06:03 PM

Cubs300: The Singing Bush: degenerate-afro:
Peyton Manning

Joe Flacco (FBI)

Doing this from memory so I may have forgotten someone.

[i580.photobucket.com image 197x151]

FBI = Full Blooded Italian

Which, is still white in my book, but such as it is...


Literally no one says Italians aren't white anymore.  He's also half Irish.
 
2013-08-20 05:29:08 PM

flak attack: Literally no one says Italians aren't white anymore.


I've run into some racist Italians who pretend they're not white in order to say "whoa I'm not white so it's okay for me to say racist things!"
 
2013-08-20 05:30:26 PM
media.screened.com
 
2013-08-20 06:27:58 PM

flak attack: Literally no one says Italians aren't white anymore.


You don't know the Italians that I know.

and yes, it was a joke which is why I put the FBI in there.  I did forget about Romo however.  I guess I should have put him in the "not white" group and thrown in Sage Rosenfels for the heck of it.
 
2013-08-20 08:02:55 PM
Jesus Farking Christ it is soooooooo easy to f*ck with you people......
 
2013-08-20 08:53:03 PM

tampaflacouple: Jesus Farking Christ it is soooooooo easy to f*ck with you people......


forums.watchuseek.com
 
2013-08-20 10:20:02 PM

Rapmaster2000: tampaflacouple: He won't be allowed to play no matter how good he is..... too white for the NFL. Enjoy this last group of white NFL quarterbacks, their time is short. By 2020 the NFL will look like the NBA , a token white player on the bench.

So what you're saying is, we're only 10 years away from people hating on the NFL because of too many "thugs".


The NFL already has a very serious thug problem.
 
2013-08-20 10:38:44 PM

UNC_Samurai: The NFL already has a very serious thug problem.


That is an amazing desk.
 
2013-08-20 10:38:46 PM
nflhumor.com


What thug problem?
 
2013-08-20 10:42:52 PM
oh joy more politics in sports. you people suck.
 
2013-08-21 11:28:23 AM
The tears of rage of Redskins fans on the morning radio shows is the sweet nectar I drink on my drive to work each day.  They hatehatehatehatehatehate Rex so much.  I think they'd rather have the backup punter take snaps instead.  Hell, bring Vinnie Testaverde out of retirement instead!
 
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