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(Deadspin)   Old and busted: Athletes selling ad space on their uniforms. New hotness: Athletes selling ad space in their names. Enter "Maria Sugarpova". Seriously   (deadspin.com) divider line 23
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2013-08-20 07:40:13 AM  
So she's going full kournikova now?
 
2013-08-20 07:51:29 AM  
Roger FedEx
LeBraun James
Usain Colt 45
 
2013-08-20 07:53:45 AM  
Daniel Craig is going to need lifts in his shoes.
 
2013-08-20 07:57:17 AM  
Octopussy
Pussy Galore
Onatopp
Fuzzy Ballstroker

Yeah.  That would work.
 
2013-08-20 08:00:26 AM  
I'd enter her.
 
2013-08-20 08:06:02 AM  

Uncle Pooky: I'd enter her.


I'd work her baseline.
 
2013-08-20 08:16:37 AM  
Did the article mention how much sugar she's receiving?
 
2013-08-20 08:36:18 AM  
Athletes never sold ad space on their uniforms, their clubs did.
 
2013-08-20 10:38:41 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Uncle Pooky: I'd enter her.

I'd work her baseline.


I'd like to fark her on the tennis court, if you get my meaning.
 
2013-08-20 10:56:05 AM  
Plaxico Buress nods silently in approval.
 
2013-08-20 11:29:05 AM  

EyeballKid: Jim from Saint Paul: Uncle Pooky: I'd enter her.

I'd work her baseline.

I'd like to fark her on the tennis court, if you get my meaning.


Too vague. Please be more articulate.
 
2013-08-20 12:05:31 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Athletes never sold ad space on their uniforms, their clubs did.


Didn't Marshawn Lynch get in trouble for selling space on his shoes to Skittles?
 
2013-08-20 12:29:02 PM  
meh.  she'll eventually be Maria Sharpokneesa with cunning stunts like this.
 
2013-08-20 12:30:13 PM  
For $5, I pay to eat her sweet candy.......
 
2013-08-20 12:49:32 PM  
 
2013-08-20 01:32:34 PM  

robbiex0r: Guess not

http://espn.go.com/tennis/usopen13/story/_/id/9584846/2013-us-open-m ar ia-sharapova-nixes-sugarpova-name-change


Are athletes that shallow and greedy that they're willing to do that...

You know what, forget it.  When Chad Johnson changed his name, I had my answer right there.
 
2013-08-20 02:10:19 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Yes please!
 
2013-08-20 02:14:28 PM  
www.faniq.com

Approves
 
2013-08-20 03:13:19 PM  
. . . Paging Suzy Chapstick  . . .
 
2013-08-20 03:48:48 PM  

Paka Ono: Yes please!


MOAR!
 
2013-08-20 04:15:37 PM  
Anyone else find it funny that one of the top women's athletes in the world....is hocking candy, of all things?
 
2013-08-21 07:06:37 AM  
Sugar Crush!

/Ducks
 
2013-08-21 07:31:11 AM  
Maria SugarTits.

/yes, poor sum dat Sugar on me.............
 
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