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(Daily Mail)   Oh my GOD, she ATE Spongebob   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 64
    More: Strange, Wolverhampton, Pica, pregnancy  
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2013-08-20 12:14:22 AM
Bleagh!  Cleaning sponges and sand?!  That's only *slightly* better than British food.
 
2013-08-20 12:17:14 AM
What a waste, you're supposed to do that BEFORE
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-20 12:35:37 AM
She sure packed on a lot of weight eating stuff she can't digest.
 
2013-08-20 12:35:56 AM
And she wonders why bikini bottom is deserted.
 
2013-08-20 12:36:42 AM
She was still a size 2 until the day she went swimming....
 
2013-08-20 12:37:03 AM

UberDave: Bleagh!  Cleaning sponges and sand?!  That's only *slightly* better than British food.


Put some gravy on it and it'll be all good.
 
2013-08-20 12:37:10 AM

Molavian: She sure packed on a lot of weight eating stuff she can't digest.


It's just water weight. And all the sand in her head vagina.
 
2013-08-20 12:39:41 AM
Kelly-Marie Pearce's strange 20-a-day habit saw her munch her way through thousands of washing-up sponges, washed down with piles of sand when she was pregnant with baby Dawn and son Ajax.
 
2013-08-20 12:40:27 AM
I craved oranges with the first and apples with the second. And just the smell of lavender and cedar. I've heard of women eating drywall and sniffing gas. Cripes.
 
2013-08-20 12:43:06 AM
Sucks for me. My mom mostly craved alcohol.
 
2013-08-20 12:43:51 AM
So, what exactly is Spongebob? He's a block of Swiss cheese, right? But why does he live in a lake?
 
2013-08-20 12:44:01 AM
Why can't people be normal any more...
 
2013-08-20 12:44:44 AM
Isn't pica a sign of some sort of deficiency? I hope she went to the doctor at least to figure out what it was if so.

I crave ice sometimes but that's normally a sign of anemia which is when I up my protein consumption.
 
2013-08-20 12:48:15 AM
♫ Who's serves with pineapple on top of a plate?  ♫
 
2013-08-20 12:48:19 AM

farkingismybusiness: Sucks for me. My mom mostly craved alcohol.


Welcome to fark! If you go to the Politics tab, you will find plenty that went through that.
 
2013-08-20 12:48:33 AM
Dude, what the fark? Never heard of this, ever.
 
2013-08-20 12:52:21 AM

Molavian: She sure packed on a lot of weight eating stuff she can't digest.


I was going to ask why she didn't go for deit sponges or sand lite.
 
2013-08-20 12:55:35 AM
well, it looks like her mother mated with Patrick Star, so.. it was destiny
 
2013-08-20 12:56:19 AM

Piizzadude: farkingismybusiness: Sucks for me. My mom mostly craved alcohol.

Welcome to fark! If you go to the Politics tab, you will find plenty that went through that.


Thanks for the invite, but unfortunately my mother never could smoke enough crack while pregnant with me to make that sound like a good idea.

/she tried really hard though
 
2013-08-20 12:57:39 AM
After seeing that chick on "my strange addiction" eat like 3 couches and maybe a recliner or something, I am not impressed.

/I'm thinking I saw it on The Soup
//but I have tuned into the show for a couple minutes at a time before.  Train-wreck effect, same with Hoarders and Intervention.
 
2013-08-20 12:59:16 AM
kinky...
did he squirt on her?
 
2013-08-20 12:59:41 AM
And when we ran out of dirt, we ate sand.

-You ate sand?

We ate sand.
 
2013-08-20 01:01:03 AM
Judging from her size, I suspect she ate more than just sponges and sand. They missing any cows in her neighborhood?
 
2013-08-20 01:04:44 AM

Mister Buttons: After seeing that chick on "my strange addiction" eat like 3 couches and maybe a recliner or something, I am not impressed.


Sure people are fine with everyday addictions like alcohol or cigarettes, but if you fark one goat...
 
2013-08-20 01:05:01 AM
Looks like she's retaining them.
 
2013-08-20 01:11:50 AM

farkingismybusiness: Mister Buttons: After seeing that chick on "my strange addiction" eat like 3 couches and maybe a recliner or something, I am not impressed.

Sure people are fine with everyday addictions like alcohol or cigarettes, but if you fark one goat...


Fellow troper...
 
2013-08-20 01:20:03 AM

FunkOut: I craved oranges with the first and apples with the second. And just the smell of lavender and cedar. I've heard of women eating drywall and sniffing gas. Cripes.


Sniffing gasoline sometimes causes death, so yeah.
 
2013-08-20 01:25:43 AM
Is there some auto import script at the DM that cranks the unsharp masking to ludicrous levels? It looks like she's about to eat a coffee cake baked by Jesus himself it's so damn sparkly.
 
2013-08-20 01:25:46 AM
The 1st thing that popped into my head when I saw her picture was
"Yeah, I could her eating sponges"

/and anything else she could get her fat little fingers on
 
2013-08-20 01:26:26 AM

Rik01: Judging from her size, I suspect she ate more than just sponges and sand. They missing any cows in her neighborhood?

Is any country missing a farking city?
 
2013-08-20 01:26:42 AM

UsikFark: FunkOut: I craved oranges with the first and apples with the second. And just the smell of lavender and cedar. I've heard of women eating drywall and sniffing gas. Cripes.

Sniffing gasoline sometimes causes death, so yeah.


only if you sniff too much
 
2013-08-20 01:27:06 AM
Oh man, the Daily Mail farking LOVES stories like this. Drink gasoline? Front page news! Snack on plastic water bottles and CD cases? Stop the presses! Eat sponges? Ditto!


Mister Buttons: After seeing that chick on "my strange addiction" eat like 3 couches and maybe a recliner or something, I am not impressed.


orcz.com

Be careful though. Earl's crazy. He ate one of my cars once, like the whole car... with a fork
 
2013-08-20 01:31:41 AM
She is disgusting....sand with parrot crap in it.


She explained: 'I kept getting this weird taste in my mouth. I knew I was craving something but could not put my finger on what until I saw the sand and that's when I knew I wanted it.

'Then when I saw her change the sand in the parrot's cage I thought "I could just eat that" and I asked her if I could have some and I started eating it. She thought it was mad but let me carry on.'
 
2013-08-20 01:33:22 AM

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: She is disgusting....sand with parrot crap in it.


She explained: 'I kept getting this weird taste in my mouth. I knew I was craving something but could not put my finger on what until I saw the sand and that's when I knew I wanted it.

'Then when I saw her change the sand in the parrot's cage I thought "I could just eat that" and I asked her if I could have some and I started eating it. She thought it was mad but let me carry on.'


It's like grape nuts with pecan clusters.
 
2013-08-20 01:54:05 AM
yagottabefarkinkiddinme:

'Then when I saw her change the sand in the parrot's cage I thought "I could just eat that" and I asked her if I could have some and I started eating it. She thought it was mad but let me carry on.'

She has learned to keep her remaining hand out of my food dish.
 
2013-08-20 01:58:44 AM
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2013-08-20 02:17:51 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Kid on the left's face expression practically says, "Mom, you're selling your story to the Daily Fail? Seriously?!"
 
2013-08-20 02:37:35 AM
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2013-08-20 03:18:53 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x440]
Kid on the left's face expression practically says, "Mom, you're selling your story to the Daily Fail? Seriously?!"


But the wink in his eye says "I helped mummy make this story up!"

Well, maybe not the whole story, but eating sponges and sand? Sounds like it could come from the imagination of a 4 year old.
 
2013-08-20 03:26:03 AM

fusillade762: Oh man, the Daily Mail farking LOVES stories like this. Drink gasoline? Front page news! Snack on plastic water bottles and CD cases? Stop the presses! Eat sponges? Ditto!


Mister Buttons: After seeing that chick on "my strange addiction" eat like 3 couches and maybe a recliner or something, I am not impressed.

[orcz.com image 400x453]

Be careful though. Earl's crazy. He ate one of my cars once, like the whole car... with a fork


"You'll never take me alive, you robotic sumbiatch!"
 
2013-08-20 03:46:47 AM
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SHE ATE WHAT?!?!!?!

Mister Krabs, we need to give her a Krabby Patty, STAT!
 
2013-08-20 06:02:51 AM
Even if this story were true, she looks like she'll eat anything withing her reach so this wouldn't surprise me.
 
2013-08-20 06:19:40 AM
Lick a monazite crystal for your necessary cerium instead of eating sand to fulfill your odd elemental fetishes ye cow...
 
2013-08-20 07:08:15 AM
i112.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-20 07:15:42 AM
knuckledraggin.com

Wut?
 
2013-08-20 07:17:31 AM

Mister Buttons: After seeing that chick on "my strange addiction" eat like 3 couches and maybe a recliner or something, I am not impressed.


www.bertmontgomery.com
I seen one eat a rockin' chair one time.
 
2013-08-20 07:30:44 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: So, what exactly is Spongebob? He's a block of Swiss cheese, right? But why does he live in a lake?


Because he's poor! Well, he claims to be anyway... But, living in a lake is luxury, I say!

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2013-08-20 07:49:12 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
That's not sand, it's brown sugar
 
2013-08-20 08:07:46 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: So, what exactly is Spongebob? He's a block of Swiss cheese, right? But why does he live in a lake?


wut? he's not cheese, he's a SPONGE. the clue's in the name

am i missing the point? probably
 
2013-08-20 08:08:42 AM
Looks more like she ate Patrick. And Spongebob. And Squidward. And Mr. Crabbs. And Sandy Cheeks.
 
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