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(The Smoking Gun)   MILF without bra and panties in this week's Smoking Gun Mugshot Round-up   ( divider line
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31331 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Aug 2013 at 3:13 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-19 08:45:12 PM  
51 votes:
2013-08-20 04:13:32 AM  
7 votes:
2013-08-19 10:17:13 PM  
6 votes:
2013-08-20 05:33:26 AM  
5 votes:

SuddenlySamhain: [ image 560x330]
what film is this from?

Star Wars.
2013-08-20 03:29:28 AM  
5 votes:

'm so soorrwwwyy! Can I go now, pweeeewease?
2013-08-19 08:46:14 PM  
5 votes:
2013-08-20 04:30:04 AM  
4 votes:

You DARE arrest me INSECT!
2013-08-20 11:44:12 AM  
3 votes:

foxyshadis: Mr. Shabooboo: [ image 550x733]
I bet his parole officer has that exact same tattoo...

When did they start letting WOPs into Florida?

Dago where they want...
2013-08-20 08:14:01 AM  
3 votes:

Peter Capaldi can't take over soon enough.
2013-08-20 04:16:55 AM  
3 votes:
2013-08-20 04:10:24 AM  
3 votes:
2013-08-19 08:52:18 PM  
3 votes:
Penis done went there:
2013-08-20 09:18:02 AM  
2 votes:

Looks like she'd rather fight than switch.
2013-08-20 08:08:16 AM  
2 votes:

"Dude!  I can totally, like, see EVERYTHING from up here!"
2013-08-20 03:40:54 AM  
2 votes:

"You have the right to remain..."

2013-08-20 12:26:16 AM  
2 votes:
2013-08-20 07:38:49 PM  
1 vote:
2013-08-20 05:21:06 PM  
1 vote:
2013-08-20 06:50:34 AM  
1 vote:

gfid: When I get pulled over my Weeners isn't


I know what you're saying. It's hard to get a cop to pull on your Weener during a traffic stop. Maybe if everybody white-knighted for the cops more, they'd get their weener pulled on more often.

That's some fine filter pwnage there, Lou...
High as a kite everybody, Goofballs!
2013-08-20 06:40:37 AM  
1 vote:

italie: Her dad has seen this face before.

//and possibly many other men that aren't her dad...

[ image 500x623]

Go on...
2013-08-20 06:38:42 AM  
1 vote:
Her dad has seen this face before.

//and possibly many other men that aren't her dad...
2013-08-20 05:48:40 AM  
1 vote:

[ image 715x446]

[ image 246x300]
2013-08-20 05:12:22 AM  
1 vote:
2013-08-20 04:59:02 AM  
1 vote:

HindiDiscoMonster: minnkat: [ image 700x525]

he should get a pass.... that is a fabulous moustache!

I, for one, am glad to see that Tammany Hall is finally being brought to justice.
2013-08-20 04:44:23 AM  
1 vote:

Elmo Jones: [ image 700x525]
"President Ben Chavis" or "President Jeff Davis."
Place your bets.

OK. I vote 'Elvis Presley'.
2013-08-20 04:40:53 AM  
1 vote:

HindiDiscoMonster: Elmo Jones: [ image 700x525]
"President Ben Chavis" or "President Jeff Davis."
Place your bets.

Arrested for: "Returned to court from state prison."
[ image 200x200]
/It is now illegal to go to court once you have gotten out of state prison?

No wonder the recidivism rate is so high!
2013-08-20 04:27:42 AM  
1 vote:

Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: The more you eat the more you fart: NorCalLos: Mr. Shabooboo: [ image 550x733]
I bet his parole officer has that exact same tattoo...

"Trust No One..." goes double for your buddy with the tattoo gun.

Did they really need to arrest the dude with the neck brace for driving on a suspended license? Dude could've used a break.

They're cops.

Their whole entire job involves trying to justify throwing people in jail.

The only way the would cut him a break is if he was a cop, too.

I was pulled over once for having a headlight out, while driving my girlfriends car, at 3am in Baltimore after I left a bar and had a few drinks. It turned out my liscense was also suspended because I "failed to appear" for a court date that I didn't get in the mail because I moved and let a day go by before I switched my address. I thought for sure I was going to jail but must have found the last humanoid cop on the planet because he let me off. My view of cops has changed only just a little since that day.

Let me guess: You're white.
2013-08-20 04:10:13 AM  
1 vote:
"President Ben Chavis" or "President Jeff Davis."
Place your bets.
2013-08-20 03:49:44 AM  
1 vote:
Trespassing = going over to ex-boyfriends house and
going all crazy ass. If there was a way to have sex with a clavicle,
she's be my wife.
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