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2013-08-20 05:54:29 AM

thamike: SuddenlySamhain: [i1184.photobucket.com image 560x330]
what film is this from?

Star Wars.


Breaking news.... that was a Bad answer!
 
2013-08-20 05:55:04 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: img.fark.net
I bet his parole officer has that exact same tattoo...


When did they start letting WOPs into Florida?
 
2013-08-20 05:55:42 AM
RRRRRR! @ foxyshadis

 28 seconds!
 
2013-08-20 05:57:33 AM

Captain Swoop: thamike: SuddenlySamhain: [i1184.photobucket.com image 560x330]
what film is this from?

Star Wars.

Breaking news.... that was a Bad answer!


I was trying to make fun of him without spoiling what would have been the greatest show he has ever seen.
 
2013-08-20 06:00:31 AM
For all you 'detectives' out there commenting on the poor guy with the neck brace.
He was arrested for driving on a suspended license. In all likelihood, that arrest occurred following a traffic accident.
Anybody that has ever provided emergency medical services to patients 'in custody' can tell you that following any trauma like a MVA, they must first be taken to hospital before being taken to lock-up. Even if they initially refused any treatment at the time of the accident and later complained of neck or back pain, particularly any point of contact pain involving C1-C2 cervical vertebrae, they are immediately taken for  medical evaluation. A cervical fracture or subluxation is generally ruled out with a CT Scan.
Even if the CT results are read as 'negative', if there is any alcohol involved (where patient might not be able to fully evaluate pain changes with range of motion because of ETOH intoxication) OR if the patient continues to complain of neck pain even though medical examination and radiologic studies have medically 'cleared' him fit for jail -- a cervical collar would remain in place. Often in trauma, these collars are initiated by EMS and first responder units. After over 20 years of emergency trauma nursing in the inner city, I've seen this exact scenario more times than I care to remember.

On the subject of LEO's, I've met hundreds of nice ones and dozens of dickheads. I'm opposed to illegal search and seizure and the increased militarization of local police units.... But we can discuss that at another time.
 
2013-08-20 06:03:06 AM

Dahnkster: [i.cdn.turner.com image 300x373]
Trespassing = going over to ex-boyfriends house and
going all crazy ass. If there was a way to have sex with a clavicle,
she's be my wife.


From one Farker to another, don't even think about it. Borderline Personality Disorder is nothing to mess with. There are less crazy girls out there. Sure, they're less hot, but you'll avoid an almost definite castration
 
2013-08-20 06:12:42 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

"SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

i.cdn.turner.com


cdn.argentaimages.com

/Clap for the Wolfman
 
2013-08-20 06:14:51 AM

Dahnkster: ... following any trauma like a MVA ...


In my TLA dictionary, MVAs don't usually cause trauma, just a bored pornography viewer.

/ MVA = The normal progression of a pr0n.  Mouth, V, A.
 
2013-08-20 06:18:23 AM
DubyaHater Thank you. I enjoy your posts. I've actually settled down with the uberCatholic and only 'partly crazy' Mrs. Dahnkster for almost 11 years. Other than her going completely ape-shiat when I leave the lights on or the water running, she and I are usually skippy.

I was married once previously and my ex and I were both cheating whores. Add my years working as a drug-crazed bartender into the mix, and I met some certifiable psychotic women. I was single for a few years between the marriages and I farked anything that would let me. I was a deadhead and a hippie for a bit, and freely admit to being a borderline sex addict whose little head did too much of my thinking.
Several times I have avoided the temptation of chasing the crazy girl. My longings in my loins made me contemplate and even act on my desires a few times.  It has been my life experience that women that will let you do ANYTHING, might have some self-control or self-esteem issues. So far my penis is clean, pink and intact. I'm just putting that out there in case any horny Farkettes decide to seduce me at a FARK party.

Hoping you have a FANTASTIC morning and may all your wildest dreams come true.
 
2013-08-20 06:33:21 AM
That is definitely a MIWNLF - NEWYD,S.
 
2013-08-20 06:38:42 AM
Her dad has seen this face before.

//and possibly many other men that aren't her dad...

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-08-20 06:40:37 AM

italie: Her dad has seen this face before.

//and possibly many other men that aren't her dad...

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x623]


Go on...
 
2013-08-20 06:42:54 AM

Lachwen: NorCalLos: 3. As stated above, his behavior when stopped should have very little bearing on the outcome.

Why?


Exactly.  Why?  Like NorCalLos even said "If you're actually a LEO, which I highly doubt, you'd know there is  some autonomy officers have in executing their duties "

I'm pretty sure my not acting like an asshole has saved me from being arrested.  When I get pulled over my Weeners isn't "WTF do you want you farking, pig?".  A couple of times I've wanted to go off on a cop, but instead I kept my cool and let the cop be the asshole.  Usually they're not in my experience but even if they are I know it's not going to help my case any to respond in kind.
 
2013-08-20 06:50:34 AM

gfid: When I get pulled over my Weeners isn't

.

I know what you're saying. It's hard to get a cop to pull on your Weener during a traffic stop. Maybe if everybody white-knighted for the cops more, they'd get their weener pulled on more often.

That's some fine filter pwnage there, Lou...
media.247sports.com
High as a kite everybody, Goofballs!
 
2013-08-20 06:51:45 AM

SuddenlySamhain: [i1184.photobucket.com image 560x330]
what film is this from?


It's an outtake from the casting call for Harvey Dent in Batman (1989).  This guy lost to Billy Dee Williams, but his makeup was kick-ass.
 
2013-08-20 06:59:23 AM
i.cdn.turner.com thejuice1073.com
 
2013-08-20 07:05:40 AM

lordargent: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x509][upload.wikimedia.org image 250x269]

You DARE arrest me INSECT!


Can't say I came here for this but...awesome! I still keep an old computer around to play this game and the Thief series.
 
2013-08-20 07:11:14 AM

thamike: I was trying to make fun of him without spoiling what would have been the greatest show he has ever seen.


Yeah, definitely. I've seen it all (well up to that ep... haven't started the newer ones) but that's a wicked spoiler.

Granted I may not have thought of that when answering either.

And as far as the line up... that first woman is clearly mentally ill. Stay classy TSG.
 
2013-08-20 07:35:37 AM
Yah, I'd want to press assault charges after seeing that "MILF" naked too.
 
hej
2013-08-20 07:52:03 AM

SuddenlySamhain: [i1184.photobucket.com image 560x330]
what film is this from?


Breaking Bad.  End of the finale for last season.
 
2013-08-20 07:55:40 AM
Some sad losers trolling the mugshot roundup thread. Shame
 
2013-08-20 08:06:22 AM

Dahnkster: For all you 'detectives' out there commenting on the poor guy with the neck brace.
He was arrested for driving on a suspended license. In all likelihood, that arrest occurred following a traffic accident.
Anybody that has ever provided emergency medical services to patients 'in custody' can tell you that following any trauma like a MVA, they must first be taken to hospital before being taken to lock-up. Even if they initially refused any treatment at the time of the accident and later complained of neck or back pain, particularly any point of contact pain involving C1-C2 cervical vertebrae, they are immediately taken for  medical evaluation. A cervical fracture or subluxation is generally ruled out with a CT Scan.
Even if the CT results are read as 'negative', if there is any alcohol involved (where patient might not be able to fully evaluate pain changes with range of motion because of ETOH intoxication) OR if the patient continues to complain of neck pain even though medical examination and radiologic studies have medically 'cleared' him fit for jail -- a cervical collar would remain in place. Often in trauma, these collars are initiated by EMS and first responder units. After over 20 years of emergency trauma nursing in the inner city, I've seen this exact scenario more times than I care to remember.

On the subject of LEO's, I've met hundreds of nice ones and dozens of dickheads. I'm opposed to illegal search and seizure and the increased militarization of local police units.... But we can discuss that at another time.


Huh, i didn't know people outside of the chiropractic field used the term subluxation too. Maybe not in the same way though?
 
2013-08-20 08:07:10 AM

SuddenlySamhain: [i1184.photobucket.com image 560x330]
what film is this from?


My Little Pony.
 
2013-08-20 08:08:05 AM
img.fark.net
"Hey yo, turn me up in the headphones. I'm bout to drop some phat rhymes."
 
2013-08-20 08:08:10 AM
I always feel an odd sense of deja vu in the mugshot roundups....
 
2013-08-20 08:08:16 AM
i.cdn.turner.comi.cdn.turner.com


"Dude!  I can totally, like, see EVERYTHING from up here!"
 
2013-08-20 08:11:46 AM

NorCalLos: The more you eat the more you fart: NorCalLos: Mr. Shabooboo: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x733]
I bet his parole officer has that exact same tattoo...

"Trust No One..." goes double for your buddy with the tattoo gun.

Did they really need to arrest the dude with the neck brace for driving on a suspended license? Dude could've used a break.

They're cops.

Their whole entire job involves trying to justify throwing people in jail.

The only way the would cut him a break is if he was a cop, too.

I think what I meant to say in response to this is that LEO's have a certain amount of autonomy and discretion in executing their duties. Catching a (at least temporarily) disabled guy driving without a license seems like a good place to exercise some restraint. Maybe the guy with the neck brace was an a-hole; but it'd be nice if the subject's demeanor didn't play that big of a role in these scenarios. Same with judges.


Maybe his license was suspended because he crashed his car while drunk and the neck brace was from that accident?
 
2013-08-20 08:14:01 AM
i.cdn.turner.com
i1.cdnds.net

Peter Capaldi can't take over soon enough.
 
2013-08-20 08:14:11 AM

SPLAMM:


Arrested for domestic abuse makes you half a man.
 
2013-08-20 08:17:01 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: Elmo Jones: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]
"President Ben Chavis" or "President Jeff Davis."
Place your bets.

Arrested for: "Returned to court from state prison."
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 200x200]
/It is now illegal to go to court once you have gotten out of state prison?


It means that the inmate has been temporarily transferred from state prison to the local jail so that he or she can undergo new court proceedings.
 
2013-08-20 08:23:24 AM
img.fark.net
barkbiteblog.typepad.com
 
2013-08-20 08:28:57 AM

SuddenlySamhain: what film is this from?


The Wizard of Oz
 
2013-08-20 08:30:09 AM
www.primaryignition.com+www.celebitchy.com

=

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-08-20 08:36:47 AM
img.fark.net
images.wikia.com
 
2013-08-20 08:40:45 AM

Gyrfalcon: [i.cdn.turner.com image 715x446]

"You have the right to remain..."

"LALALALALALA I AIN'T LISTENIN' TO YOU MOTHERF*CKERS!!!!"


Exactly.

If she keeps her (I am guessing one rough female) fingers in her ears the whole time she is in jail, does that means the jail time doesn't count on her record?  I bet she thinks so, and will mention it the next time she is arrested.
 
2013-08-20 09:18:02 AM
img.fark.net

Looks like she'd rather fight than switch.
 
2013-08-20 09:46:48 AM
img42.imageshack.us
 
2013-08-20 10:08:25 AM
#3 looks like a girl I know from around here....

I'll have to ask her, she did mention a run in with the fuzz earlier.....
 
2013-08-20 10:17:09 AM
Since when do police take mugshots of inmates while wearing sunglasses?
 
2013-08-20 10:40:37 AM

Zemog: [img.fark.net image 500x623]

Looks like she'd rather fight than switch.


+2

ROFLMAO
 
2013-08-20 11:44:12 AM

foxyshadis: Mr. Shabooboo: [img.fark.net image 550x733]
I bet his parole officer has that exact same tattoo...

When did they start letting WOPs into Florida?


Dago where they want...
 
2013-08-20 12:09:12 PM

SPLAMM: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750][images.amcnetworks.com image 560x330]


what the hell is that picture on the right from?
 
2013-08-20 01:29:27 PM

SPLAMM: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750][images.amcnetworks.com image 560x330]


Wow, how hard would a link with a spoiler warning have been?

....dick
 
2013-08-20 01:43:55 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-20 03:41:24 PM

o'really: Huh, i didn't know people outside of the chiropractic field used the term subluxation too. Maybe not in the same way though?


It's an actual medical term that means dislocated joint, but it has to be so dislocated that it's disconnected and greatly impairs mobility. Chiropractors who buy into the woo decided that was the root of all illness, and could still be even when the problem is simply alignment instead of contact. There certainly are benefits to being realigned, but it's always grating to hear "subluxation" misused by them.
 
2013-08-20 05:08:23 PM

DeathCipris: SPLAMM: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750][images.amcnetworks.com image 560x330]

Wow, how hard would a link with a spoiler warning have been?

....dick


I never mentioned the show title, he is a versatile actor and that pic could be from any of his works.  You have seen this episode already, troll elsewhere.
 
2013-08-20 05:09:57 PM

SuddenlySamhain: what film is this from?


Terms of Endearment, the director's cut.
 
2013-08-20 05:21:06 PM
grampyshouse.net
 
2013-08-20 07:38:49 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-20 07:54:16 PM

SuddenlySamhain: [i1184.photobucket.com image 560x330]
what film is this from?


Breaking Bad
 
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