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(The Smoking Gun)   MILF without bra and panties in this week's Smoking Gun Mugshot Round-up   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 103
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2013-08-19 08:27:06 PM
img209.imageshack.us
 
2013-08-19 08:32:49 PM
Deslided

Where's the Milf?

Also #3 can trespass any time she wants to
 
2013-08-19 08:45:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-19 08:46:14 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-19 08:52:18 PM
Penis done went there:

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-08-19 09:27:26 PM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 700x525]

 Well done!
 
2013-08-19 09:56:46 PM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 700x525]


Outstanding, old chap!
 
2013-08-19 10:17:13 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

nymag.com
 
2013-08-19 11:51:40 PM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 700x525]


BRILLIANT! :D
 
2013-08-19 11:53:25 PM

TuteTibiImperes:


Wtf is the deal with George's neck? Doesn't look healthy. Props to you though! +1
 
2013-08-20 12:26:16 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

www.peachpundit.com
 
2013-08-20 01:31:39 AM

Mark Ratner: TuteTibiImperes:

Wtf is the deal with George's neck? Doesn't look healthy. Props to you though! +1


It's the newest fad....the Jarjar/gungan chin...

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

/Karmic retribution!
 
2013-08-20 03:29:28 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

'm so soorrwwwyy! Can I go now, pweeeewease?
 
2013-08-20 03:37:06 AM
  No subby, that's a MYLF. I want none of it.
 
2013-08-20 03:40:54 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

"You have the right to remain..."

"LALALALALALA I AIN'T LISTENIN' TO YOU MOTHERF*CKERS!!!!"
 
2013-08-20 03:42:54 AM
i.cdn.turner.com
I bet his parole officer has that exact same tattoo...
 
2013-08-20 03:49:44 AM
i.cdn.turner.com
Trespassing = going over to ex-boyfriends house and
going all crazy ass. If there was a way to have sex with a clavicle,
she's be my wife.
 
2013-08-20 03:51:07 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x733]
I bet his parole officer has that exact same tattoo...


"Trust No One..." goes double for your buddy with the tattoo gun.

Did they really need to arrest the dude with the neck brace for driving on a suspended license? Dude could've used a break.
 
2013-08-20 03:53:58 AM

Relatively Obscure: [i.cdn.turner.com image 275x344]

[www.peachpundit.com image 425x282]


I KNOW!
 
2013-08-20 03:55:34 AM

Gyrfalcon: [i.cdn.turner.com image 715x446]

"You have the right to remain..."

"LALALALALALA I AIN'T LISTENIN' TO YOU MOTHERF*CKERS!!!!"


I got this from that shot.

musicians4freedom.com
 
2013-08-20 04:03:43 AM

NorCalLos: Mr. Shabooboo: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x733]
I bet his parole officer has that exact same tattoo...

"Trust No One..." goes double for your buddy with the tattoo gun.

Did they really need to arrest the dude with the neck brace for driving on a suspended license? Dude could've used a break.


They're cops.

Their whole entire job involves trying to justify throwing people in jail.

The only way the would cut him a break is if he was a cop, too.
 
2013-08-20 04:10:13 AM
i.cdn.turner.com
"President Ben Chavis" or "President Jeff Davis."
Place your bets.
 
2013-08-20 04:10:24 AM
img.fark.netblog.us.cision.com
 
2013-08-20 04:13:32 AM
i.cdn.turner.comwww.gweem.net
 
2013-08-20 04:15:03 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: NorCalLos: Mr. Shabooboo: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x733]
I bet his parole officer has that exact same tattoo...

"Trust No One..." goes double for your buddy with the tattoo gun.

Did they really need to arrest the dude with the neck brace for driving on a suspended license? Dude could've used a break.

They're cops.

Their whole entire job involves trying to justify throwing people in jail.

The only way the would cut him a break is if he was a cop, too.


I hope you're overly cynical. I've had my share of run-ins with the police and I can honestly say some of them have been pretty cool, and some have been a-holes. Much of it has to do with the jurisdiction and their agenda at a given time.
 
2013-08-20 04:16:55 AM
i.cdn.turner.comimages.amcnetworks.com
 
2013-08-20 04:20:58 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: NorCalLos: Mr. Shabooboo: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x733]
I bet his parole officer has that exact same tattoo...

"Trust No One..." goes double for your buddy with the tattoo gun.

Did they really need to arrest the dude with the neck brace for driving on a suspended license? Dude could've used a break.

They're cops.

Their whole entire job involves trying to justify throwing people in jail.

The only way the would cut him a break is if he was a cop, too.


I was pulled over once for having a headlight out, while driving my girlfriends car, at 3am in Baltimore after I left a bar and had a few drinks. It turned out my liscense was also suspended because I "failed to appear" for a court date that I didn't get in the mail because I moved and let a day go by before I switched my address. I thought for sure I was going to jail but must have found the last humanoid cop on the planet because he let me off. My view of cops has changed only just a little since that day.
 
2013-08-20 04:22:35 AM

NorCalLos: Mr. Shabooboo: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x733]
I bet his parole officer has that exact same tattoo...

"Trust No One..." goes double for your buddy with the tattoo gun.

Did they really need to arrest the dude with the neck brace for driving on a suspended license? Dude could've used a break.


Looks like he already got 1
 
2013-08-20 04:24:43 AM
i.cdn.turner.comwatermarked.impactphotos.com
 
2013-08-20 04:27:42 AM

Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: The more you eat the more you fart: NorCalLos: Mr. Shabooboo: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x733]
I bet his parole officer has that exact same tattoo...

"Trust No One..." goes double for your buddy with the tattoo gun.

Did they really need to arrest the dude with the neck brace for driving on a suspended license? Dude could've used a break.

They're cops.

Their whole entire job involves trying to justify throwing people in jail.

The only way the would cut him a break is if he was a cop, too.

I was pulled over once for having a headlight out, while driving my girlfriends car, at 3am in Baltimore after I left a bar and had a few drinks. It turned out my liscense was also suspended because I "failed to appear" for a court date that I didn't get in the mail because I moved and let a day go by before I switched my address. I thought for sure I was going to jail but must have found the last humanoid cop on the planet because he let me off. My view of cops has changed only just a little since that day.


Let me guess: You're white.
 
2013-08-20 04:29:21 AM

Goose8780: NorCalLos: Mr. Shabooboo: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x733]
I bet his parole officer has that exact same tattoo...

"Trust No One..." goes double for your buddy with the tattoo gun.

Did they really need to arrest the dude with the neck brace for driving on a suspended license? Dude could've used a break.

Looks like he already got 1


Yes! I thought of this pun as I was typing. Let's all take a deep sigh and enjoy it. Ehhh...
 
2013-08-20 04:30:04 AM
i.cdn.turner.comupload.wikimedia.org

You DARE arrest me INSECT!
 
2013-08-20 04:35:42 AM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 700x525]


he should get a pass.... that is a fabulous moustache!
 
2013-08-20 04:38:58 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: NorCalLos: Mr. Shabooboo: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x733]
I bet his parole officer has that exact same tattoo...

"Trust No One..." goes double for your buddy with the tattoo gun.

Did they really need to arrest the dude with the neck brace for driving on a suspended license? Dude could've used a break.

They're cops.

Their whole entire job involves trying to justify throwing people in jail.

The only way the would cut him a break is if he was a cop, too.


I think what I meant to say in response to this is that LEO's have a certain amount of autonomy and discretion in executing their duties. Catching a (at least temporarily) disabled guy driving without a license seems like a good place to exercise some restraint. Maybe the guy with the neck brace was an a-hole; but it'd be nice if the subject's demeanor didn't play that big of a role in these scenarios. Same with judges.
 
2013-08-20 04:38:58 AM

Elmo Jones: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]
"President Ben Chavis" or "President Jeff Davis."
Place your bets.


Arrested for: "Returned to court from state prison."
2.bp.blogspot.com
/It is now illegal to go to court once you have gotten out of state prison?
 
2013-08-20 04:40:53 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: Elmo Jones: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]
"President Ben Chavis" or "President Jeff Davis."
Place your bets.

Arrested for: "Returned to court from state prison."
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 200x200]
/It is now illegal to go to court once you have gotten out of state prison?


No wonder the recidivism rate is so high!
 
2013-08-20 04:44:23 AM

Elmo Jones: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]
"President Ben Chavis" or "President Jeff Davis."
Place your bets.


OK. I vote 'Elvis Presley'.
 
2013-08-20 04:50:15 AM
Lets just let anyone with a visible pre-existing injury go, right?

Before we go cutting the neck brace guy a break, do you know how many suspensions he had? Do you know how he behaved when stopped? Was he cooperative and forthcoming about his suspensions? Did he have verifiable address? Does the jurisdiction require an arrest of any person stopped with a suspended license? My department requires arrest and transport to jail of anyone with 3 or more suspensions and on top of that they need a valid ID, if they don't meet the criteria, they go to jail.

Having an injury or disability doesn't exempt you from following the law as every one else does.
 
2013-08-20 04:59:02 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 700x525]

he should get a pass.... that is a fabulous moustache!



I, for one, am glad to see that Tammany Hall is finally being brought to justice.
 
2013-08-20 05:00:19 AM

NorCalLos: Mr. Shabooboo: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x733]
I bet his parole officer has that exact same tattoo...

"Trust No One..." goes double for your buddy with the tattoo gun.

Did they really need to arrest the dude with the neck brace for driving on a suspended license? Dude could've used a break.


If you can't turn your head, you shouldn't be driving anyway.
 
2013-08-20 05:07:57 AM

Dog Man: Lets just let anyone with a visible pre-existing injury go, right?

Before we go cutting the neck brace guy a break, do you know how many suspensions he had? Do you know how he behaved when stopped? Was he cooperative and forthcoming about his suspensions? Did he have verifiable address? Does the jurisdiction require an arrest of any person stopped with a suspended license? My department requires arrest and transport to jail of anyone with 3 or more suspensions and on top of that they need a valid ID, if they don't meet the criteria, they go to jail.

Having an injury or disability doesn't exempt you from following the law as every one else does.


You have GOT to be a troll. 1. I never said that anyone with a visible pre-existing injury should be let go. I just said that this guy looked like he could've used a break. If you're actually a LEO, which I highly doubt, you'd know there is  some autonomy officers have in executing their duties. 2. How many suspensions can you have? Do you think his license was triple-suspended? 3. As stated above, his behavior when stopped should have very little bearing on the outcome. 4. Don't care if he had a verifiable address. From the looks of him, he may have been homeless. So?
5. Again, whether he was forthcoming is irrelevant. The officer has all the information he needs at his disposal. 6. Have you ever not done anything your department requires? Do you always abide by traffic laws when your lights aren't on?
 
2013-08-20 05:10:35 AM

bingethinker: NorCalLos: Mr. Shabooboo: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x733]
I bet his parole officer has that exact same tattoo...

"Trust No One..." goes double for your buddy with the tattoo gun.

Did they really need to arrest the dude with the neck brace for driving on a suspended license? Dude could've used a break.

If you can't turn your head, you shouldn't be driving anyway.


I agree with you; but dude looks like he was on his way to the ER. Are you going to give a guy a speeding ticket for rushing his wife to the hospital while in labor? "He shouldn't be speeding." Got it.
 
2013-08-20 05:12:22 AM
img.fark.net


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-20 05:20:58 AM
hehehe
 she uses that pout to get out of all kinds of trouble.
 BUT IM NOT YOUR FATHER MISSY!!! Now come here for a spanking!!!
 
2013-08-20 05:26:43 AM
i1184.photobucket.com
what film is this from?
 
2013-08-20 05:30:26 AM

lordargent: You DARE arrest me INSECT!


y-y-y-you daaarrree d-d-daaarree arrest mmmme inssssssseeeeec-c-ct   c-c-ct   c-c-ct

 just finished playing it again (Steam aint all that bad after all)
 
2013-08-20 05:33:26 AM

SuddenlySamhain: [i1184.photobucket.com image 560x330]
what film is this from?


Star Wars.
 
2013-08-20 05:48:11 AM

NorCalLos: 3. As stated above, his behavior when stopped should have very little bearing on the outcome.


Why?
 
2013-08-20 05:48:40 AM
SPLAMM:

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[blog.us.cision.com image 246x300]


img.fark.net

img.wtfmeme.com
 
2013-08-20 05:54:01 AM

SuddenlySamhain: [i1184.photobucket.com image 560x330]
what film is this from?


Breaking Bad, actually.
 
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