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(Variety)   CHiPs (NBC Sun. 8pm EST): Ponch and Jon rescue a motorist (special guest star: Dick Van Dyke) from a burning car on the highway   (variety.com) divider line 98
    More: Scary, Dick Van Dyke, van dyke, Los Angeles, rescues, guest stars, highways  
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2013-08-19 08:22:25 PM  
Very nice, submitter
 
2013-08-19 11:49:01 PM  
FTA: "TMZ reported that a man named Jason Pennington rescued Van Dyke after spotting a car full of smoke on the side of the 101 freeway where he saw an elderly man hunched over at the wheel of his Jaguar."


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Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-08-19 11:49:30 PM  
Did he invite them to a Charity Roller Disco Party for saving his life?

/Oh and thanks now I have the disco CHiPs theme running through my head.
 
2013-08-20 01:14:51 AM  
I heard news stories about this on the radio all afternoon...it's not too far from where I live...scary stuff. I'm glad he's all right.

Tom_Slick: Did he invite them to a Charity Roller Disco Party for saving his life?

/Oh and thanks now I have the disco CHiPs theme running through my head.


Crap...now I have "Gee, I'd love to be your roller skating mate, I can see us getting down on a roller skating date" running through my head.

/kinda obscure
 
2013-08-20 01:31:24 AM  
Did he remember to Stop, Drop, and Roll?
 
2013-08-20 01:48:22 AM  
www.inquisitr.com

LOL, WUT?
 
2013-08-20 02:04:23 AM  
(((cough cough)))  dementia  (((cough cough)))
 
2013-08-20 02:57:14 AM  
And poor Dick van Dyke's day went from bad to worse once he got home:
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-20 03:06:43 AM  
amestrib.com

I blame the walnuts
 
2013-08-20 04:57:22 AM  
"He's fine, thank God!!" his wife, Arlene, who is over half his age and has a huge rack, tweeted on Monday.
 
2013-08-20 05:03:17 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: [amestrib.com image 500x375]

I blame the walnuts


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2013-08-20 05:07:40 AM  
I was stuck in the eastbound 101 traffic and drove right past this near Parkway Calabasas.
 
2013-08-20 05:30:35 AM  
88 and still driving. on the one hand good for him but he also must have plenty of money to hire a driver.
 
2013-08-20 05:39:47 AM  
He thanked the officers by giving them tuppance.
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He still enjoys performing and is full of happiness and hope.
I'm a fan. His Mary Poppins performance alone makes him
a personal favorite. If he does have a younger, big-busted wife, I hope he gets BJ today.
 
2013-08-20 05:41:34 AM  

Badafuco: I was stuck in the eastbound 101 traffic and drove right past this near Parkway Calabasas.


You all would have been better off taking the Fallbrook exit and going to Dan's Super Subs until the traffic died down.

/Best sammich ever.
 
2013-08-20 05:46:21 AM  
His car didn't spring out wings and rotors to fly away?

Very disappointed Caractacus Potts.

/In all seriousness lots of vehicles start smoldering going up the Canejo and Calabasas grades. I'm glad that he is okay. Must have been scary and sucktacular to go through that.
 
2013-08-20 05:50:41 AM  
Dick Van Dyke's car goes Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
 
2013-08-20 06:02:25 AM  
Eric Estrada was better on Sealab 2021. He even made fun of his role in CHiPS
 
2013-08-20 06:09:27 AM  
Im surprised filter didn't change it to Penis Van Lesbian.
 
2013-08-20 06:15:09 AM  
Screw whoever's responsible for only releasing seasons 1 and 2 of CHiPs on dvd.
 
2013-08-20 06:22:29 AM  

acefox1: Badafuco: I was stuck in the eastbound 101 traffic and drove right past this near Parkway Calabasas.

You all would have been better off taking the Fallbrook exit and going to Dan's Super Subs until the traffic died down.

/Best sammich ever.


jussssssss geh outta here devin

/the californians
 
2013-08-20 06:27:42 AM  

acefox1: Badafuco: I was stuck in the eastbound 101 traffic and drove right past this near Parkway Calabasas.

You all would have been better off taking the Fallbrook exit and going to Dan's Super Subs until the traffic died down.

/Best sammich ever.


Especially after a stop by a dispensary on Fallbrook/Ventura Blvd.   Damn, now I want that sandwich.
 
2013-08-20 06:30:58 AM  

Oldiron_79: Im surprised filter didn't change it to Penis Van Lesbian.


Holy shiat! That's my name!
 
2013-08-20 06:35:24 AM  
They really need to remake CHiPs. Use the current BMW police bikes, do a few badass stunts and a car chase in each episode.  Seems like a no-brainer for a major network, unless the rights are tied up.
 
2013-08-20 06:38:17 AM  
Buddy said I'd go out in a blaze of glory, but this is ridiculous.
 
2013-08-20 06:49:09 AM  
 
2013-08-20 06:49:09 AM  
I see Jaguar is still using Lucas Electric for wiring.
 
2013-08-20 06:58:30 AM  

Yes this is dog: Oldiron_79: Im surprised filter didn't change it to Penis Van Lesbian.

Holy shiat! That's my name!


Your name is Tyler Footpenis, I thought?
 
2013-08-20 07:15:22 AM  
Holy hell man. did you see his wife?

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2013-08-20 07:17:51 AM  

gravebayne2: Holy hell man. did you see his wife?

Only once, but she was NAKED...

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Like my wife, Morgan Fairchild
 
2013-08-20 07:31:20 AM  
I heard him on TV this morning. He does an amazing American accent for a native cockney.
 
2013-08-20 07:32:28 AM  
always liked the guy, in his quick interview he still looks pretty good.
was kinda expecting to see a bitter, plastic surgery disaster.
pleasantly suprised
 
2013-08-20 07:35:49 AM  

Oldiron_79: Im surprised filter didn't change it to Penis Van Lesbian.


If that isn't a fark handle it should be.
 
2013-08-20 07:44:27 AM  

pag1107: Oldiron_79: Im surprised filter didn't change it to Penis Van Lesbian.

If that isn't a fark handle it should be.


I may have to use this for my HHH name.
 
2013-08-20 07:44:37 AM  

Paris1127: And poor Dick van Dyke's day went from bad to worse once he got home:
[28.media.tumblr.com image 500x250]


How to tell if you're old:

question 1. Do you hear the little xylophone sound effect every time he falls down in the gif?
 
2013-08-20 07:57:53 AM  
R.I.P. Jerry Van Dyke.
 
2013-08-20 07:58:30 AM  

log_jammin: . Do you hear the little xylophone sound effect every time he falls down in the gif?


get out of my head
 
2013-08-20 08:00:02 AM  
You are the bullet, I am the gun, I won
Screw on the silencer and have some fun


Din't know how relevant this is but at least clear out any all CHiPs related ear worms with a flamethrower.
 
2013-08-20 08:00:09 AM  
Quality Lucas electrics in that Jaguar!
 
2013-08-20 08:01:27 AM  
At least I'm in before anyone posts a pic of him covered in soot.
 
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2013-08-20 08:07:01 AM  
god damn Fieros...
 
2013-08-20 08:19:28 AM  
It all started when that punk rock band threw a bass guitar into the street from the roof of their Sunset Boulevard hangout and a 12-car pileup ensued.
 
2013-08-20 08:21:11 AM  
Several years ago, I watched a news story on TV that interviewed a guy driving a car who had just evacuated a neighborhood in the California hills that was engulfed in a forest fire.  I watched the driver talk for nearly a minute before I realized it was Dick Van Dyck.

/fire follows him everywhere
 
2013-08-20 08:21:16 AM  

vudukungfu: At least I'm in before anyone posts a pic of him covered in soot.


filmfanatic.org

What do you mean by that?
 
2013-08-20 08:23:27 AM  
Burning a DVD...
 
2013-08-20 08:25:50 AM  
oh, you shiatty shiatty bang bang
 
2013-08-20 08:29:31 AM  
 
2013-08-20 08:33:13 AM  

Tom_Slick: /Oh and thanks now I have the disco CHiPs theme running through my head.


I have Seven Mary Three running through my head.

/not obscure
 
2013-08-20 08:34:43 AM  
Lulz:

Dick Van Dyke @iammrvandy 8h

Used Jag for sale REAL CHEAP!!
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2013-08-20 08:37:05 AM  

amindtat: Tom_Slick: /Oh and thanks now I have the disco CHiPs theme running through my head.

I have Seven Mary Three running through my head.

/not obscure


Has it become cumbersome?
 
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