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(CBS Boston)   Old and busted: Call 911, asking for an ambulance. New hotness: Calling 911, asking for a pen   (boston.cbslocal.com) divider line 34
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2013-08-19 09:07:19 PM
She damn well is allowed to call 911 for a pen.  She's got her writes.
 
2013-08-19 09:15:08 PM
On the radio today, the morning DJs were telling about a woman who called 911 to report her wedding gown being stolen.  On the day of the wedding, no less.
 
2013-08-19 09:15:35 PM
"Sorry, ma'am, all we have is a Teller."
 
2013-08-19 09:17:12 PM
Write them up
 
2013-08-19 09:19:53 PM
Why won't they letter call 911 for any reason she wants?
 
2013-08-19 09:20:06 PM
kithmeme.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-19 09:20:06 PM
She needs to realize that if she needs a pen, she needs to call the new emergency number: 0118 999 881 999 119 725

3.
 
2013-08-19 09:22:03 PM
We're this close "" to just taking the phone off the hook.

Thanks,

911

/What is your non-emergency please?
 
2013-08-19 09:23:07 PM
I'm surprised she didn't call 911 on Danny Trejo for stealing her looks.
 
2013-08-19 09:26:12 PM
Penis Land

Click it if you dare.   IF YOU DARE.
 
2013-08-19 09:30:41 PM

MrHappyRotter: Penis Land

Click it if you dare.   IF YOU DARE.


Oh mah gaw.... IT'S BEAUTIFULL!   @_@
 
2013-08-19 09:31:59 PM
Who wants to be in the Pen Eye 5 club?
 
2013-08-19 09:33:25 PM

I_Am_Weasel: She damn well is allowed to call 911 for a pen.  She's got her writes.


*golf clap*
 
2013-08-19 09:34:07 PM
Dufresne is charged with Misuse of 911. She was arraigned Monday and is being held on $5000 cash bail.

Her first night in the joint, Jeanie  Dufresne cost me two packs of cigarettes. She never made a sound.
 
2013-08-19 09:37:04 PM
...alty.
...itentiary.

She'll get those all right.
 
2013-08-19 09:45:28 PM
Give her what she wants, back away slowly

Then nuke it from orbit. twice.
 
2013-08-19 09:48:48 PM
bp0.blogger.com

Thanks for the pen...


Galileo's Daughter: On the radio today, the morning DJs were telling about a woman who called 911 to report her wedding gown being stolen.  On the day of the wedding, no less.


If it's the same story I heard the 911 operator asked her what size she was and then loaned her her old wedding dress.

911 operator offers bride her dress after gown gets stolen on wedding day

D'awwwwww.
 
2013-08-19 09:51:28 PM

scottydoesntknow: I'm surprised she didn't call 911 on Danny Trejo for stealing her looks.


I lol'd.
 
2013-08-19 09:54:48 PM
Well, depends... what kind of pen? One of those sweet gel pens? Or maybe a fountain pen with the squirt handle?
 
2013-08-19 09:59:17 PM

dickfreckle: scottydoesntknow: I'm surprised she didn't call 911 on Danny Trejo for stealing her looks.

I lol'd.


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2013-08-19 10:00:55 PM

MrHappyRotter: Penis Land

Click it if you dare.   IF YOU DARE.


Youe a troll
 
2013-08-19 10:03:58 PM
She's going to get busy writing or get busy scribbling out.
 
2013-08-19 10:11:00 PM
One of the dumbest ones I had was in the early 90's, for those too young, it wasn't long after the
fall of the soviet union...Tornado sirens were also used as civil defense "air raid" sirens.
Once, during a TORNADO WARNING (for those who live where you don't get tornadoes, it
means one has been spotted, take cover), a lady dialed 911, when I answered she wanted to
know why the sirens were going off.  After biting my tongue because we were swamped I told
her what was going on, but I so wanted to tell her Russia changed their mind and the bombs
would be hitting any minute now.
 
2013-08-19 10:37:35 PM

fusillade762: 911 operator offers bride her dress after gown gets stolen on wedding day


Neat.  I wonder how I missed that one?
 
2013-08-19 10:41:37 PM

ultraholland: Dufresne is charged with Misuse of 911. She was arraigned Monday and is being held on $5000 cash bail.

Her first night in the joint, Jeanie  Dufresne cost me two packs of cigarettes. She never made a sound.


I'm so glad that someone else thought this.
 
2013-08-19 11:00:55 PM
www.laliamos.com

"I just want a simple thing: A pen."
 
2013-08-19 11:19:27 PM

fusillade762: [bp0.blogger.com image 320x255]

Thanks for the pen...


Galileo's Daughter: On the radio today, the morning DJs were telling about a woman who called 911 to report her wedding gown being stolen.  On the day of the wedding, no less.

If it's the same story I heard the 911 operator asked her what size she was and then loaned her her old wedding dress.

911 operator offers bride her dress after gown gets stolen on wedding day

D'awwwwww.


Great story, and to get off the subject of this hag, I think I would have invited the 911 operator to the wedding don't you? If she didn't it was kinda a dick move.
 
2013-08-19 11:26:15 PM

p51d007: One of the dumbest ones I had was in the early 90's, for those too young, it wasn't long after the
fall of the soviet union...Tornado sirens were also used as civil defense "air raid" sirens.
Once, during a TORNADO WARNING (for those who live where you don't get tornadoes, it
means one has been spotted, take cover), a lady dialed 911, when I answered she wanted to
know why the sirens were going off.  After biting my tongue because we were swamped I told
her what was going on, but I so wanted to tell her Russia changed their mind and the bombs
would be hitting any minute now.


You really should have told her the Russians were invading, it just might have been worth it.
 
2013-08-19 11:45:47 PM
Love all the Tea-tards in the comments blaming Obama, and the trolls egging them on.
 
2013-08-20 12:29:23 AM
Look, she probably had something really, really important that she needed to write down.
 
2013-08-20 01:16:31 AM

skinink: She needs to realize that if she needs a pen, she needs to call the new emergency number: 0118 999 881 999 119 725

3.


Now I have this song stuck in my head.

Thanks
 
2013-08-20 01:49:15 AM
Looks like they finally found the Dufresne party! And she's bat-tard loopy. Maybe she'll get a table now.
 
2013-08-20 06:07:25 AM

MrHappyRotter: Penis Land

Click it if you dare.   IF YOU DARE.


"We Specialize in Wood". Heh. :D
 
2013-08-20 06:10:05 AM
You know, in an emergency a bic pen can be life saving.

/Stab through crichothyroid membrane, remove pen part, count to five and give a breath - repeat till help arrives.
//only for face mashed or anaphylaxis though.
 
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