MrHappyRotter: Penis LandClick it if you dare. IF YOU DARE.
I_Am_Weasel: She damn well is allowed to call 911 for a pen. She's got her writes.
Galileo's Daughter: On the radio today, the morning DJs were telling about a woman who called 911 to report her wedding gown being stolen. On the day of the wedding, no less.
scottydoesntknow: I'm surprised she didn't call 911 on Danny Trejo for stealing her looks.
dickfreckle: scottydoesntknow: I'm surprised she didn't call 911 on Danny Trejo for stealing her looks.I lol'd.
fusillade762: 911 operator offers bride her dress after gown gets stolen on wedding day
ultraholland: Dufresne is charged with Misuse of 911. She was arraigned Monday and is being held on $5000 cash bail.Her first night in the joint, Jeanie Dufresne cost me two packs of cigarettes. She never made a sound.
"I just want a simple thing: A pen."
fusillade762: [bp0.blogger.com image 320x255]Thanks for the pen...Galileo's Daughter: On the radio today, the morning DJs were telling about a woman who called 911 to report her wedding gown being stolen. On the day of the wedding, no less.If it's the same story I heard the 911 operator asked her what size she was and then loaned her her old wedding dress.911 operator offers bride her dress after gown gets stolen on wedding dayD'awwwwww.
p51d007: One of the dumbest ones I had was in the early 90's, for those too young, it wasn't long after thefall of the soviet union...Tornado sirens were also used as civil defense "air raid" sirens.Once, during a TORNADO WARNING (for those who live where you don't get tornadoes, itmeans one has been spotted, take cover), a lady dialed 911, when I answered she wanted toknow why the sirens were going off. After biting my tongue because we were swamped I toldher what was going on, but I so wanted to tell her Russia changed their mind and the bombswould be hitting any minute now.
skinink: She needs to realize that if she needs a pen, she needs to call the new emergency number: 0118 999 881 999 119 7253.
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