If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Blemish)   Olivia Munn dislocates shoulder on a sex swing, sorry, "indoor swing"   (theblemish.com) divider line 101
    More: Amusing, Olivia Munn  
•       •       •

10814 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Aug 2013 at 7:02 PM (48 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



101 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-08-19 05:27:41 PM
I'm available for home care.


img199.imageshack.us
Sexiest picture evar
 
2013-08-19 05:34:17 PM
Aren't these media professionals?  Aren't they on TV and stuff/  So, you'd think they'd know not to hold the phone vertically.
 
2013-08-19 05:34:38 PM
Its a shame it couldn't have dislocated the shoulder of Mr-Vertical-Video.
 
2013-08-19 05:56:35 PM
I'd recommend a hot beef injection to aid in her recovery, but that's probably what caused her injury in the first place.
 
2013-08-19 05:57:35 PM
They're supposed to be used indoors? No wonder so much traffic slows down on my street when I use mine.

I'm sure it would be worse if there was a partner involved.
 
2013-08-19 05:57:49 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-19 06:03:42 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]


She's actually a good actress in the right role.  The first sitcom she was in was just poor overall, but she's being held up beside Sam Waterston as being one of the best cast members on The Newsroom.
 
2013-08-19 06:06:07 PM

TuteTibiImperes: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

She's actually a good actress in the right role.  The first sitcom she was in was just poor overall, but she's being held up beside Sam Waterston as being one of the best cast members on The Newsroom.


I've really enjoyed her on Newsroom. Which reminds me, I have last nights episode DVRed. Going to have to watch that tonight.
 
2013-08-19 06:06:35 PM

unyon: Its a shame it couldn't have dislocated the shoulder of Mr-Vertical-Video.


This.

Oh, and that's not a sex swing.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-08-19 06:08:17 PM
Oooops, sorry about that.
 
2013-08-19 07:08:46 PM

new_york_monty: Going to have to watch that tonight.


Make sure your sock is clean!
 
2013-08-19 07:17:11 PM
Either that's shoddy workmanship on whoever manufactured or installed the swing or Munn has put on a few too many pounds.

/still dislocate her vagina so hard
 
2013-08-19 07:19:55 PM

Cymbal: Either that's shoddy workmanship on whoever manufactured or installed the swing or Munn has put on a few too many pounds.

/still dislocate her vagina so hard


Only shoddy workmanship could be to blame.  A swing should be able to support 300-350 lbs without a problem so even if she gained 10-20 lbs there would be no problem
 
2013-08-19 07:19:58 PM

cmunic8r99: unyon: Its a shame it couldn't have dislocated the shoulder of Mr-Vertical-Video.

This.

Oh, and that's not a sex swing.


Cymbal: Either that's shoddy workmanship on whoever manufactured or installed the swing or Munn has put on a few too many pounds.

/still dislocate her vagina so hard


All of these.
 
2013-08-19 07:22:35 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]


ATOS = "Attack The Of Show?"
 
2013-08-19 07:26:22 PM
postgradproblems.com
 
2013-08-19 07:35:00 PM
Sex Swing? And I suppose subby thinks a jungle gym is really a bondage cage.
 
2013-08-19 07:35:18 PM

Beerguy: [postgradproblems.com image 850x1199]


The freckles go all the way down.
 
2013-08-19 07:42:37 PM
poor installation.
 
2013-08-19 07:46:28 PM
You have to be a little bit kinky to have a sex swing. You have to be really, really kinky to hang it in the foyer by your glass front door.
 
2013-08-19 07:47:54 PM
I'm Ron Burgundy?
 
2013-08-19 07:49:48 PM
I'm confused. What does this have to do with the President or gay sex?
 
2013-08-19 07:50:37 PM

new_york_monty: TuteTibiImperes: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

She's actually a good actress in the right role.  The first sitcom she was in was just poor overall, but she's being held up beside Sam Waterston as being one of the best cast members on The Newsroom.

I've really enjoyed her on Newsroom. Which reminds me, I have last nights episode DVRed. Going to have to watch that tonight.


DON'T CALL ME GIRL, SIR!

She really is good on that show
 
2013-08-19 07:56:16 PM

BalugaJoe: poor installation.


Rope wrapped around the corner of the beam.  Sharp edge cuts rope, Oliva goes boom.  Fire the rigger.
 
2013-08-19 08:00:37 PM

Yeah Whatever: BalugaJoe: poor installation.

Rope wrapped around the corner of the beam.  Sharp edge cuts rope, Oliva goes boom.  Fire the rigger.


it actually looks like the chain snapped from her tremendous weight.
 
2013-08-19 08:03:28 PM

zato_ichi: new_york_monty: TuteTibiImperes: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

She's actually a good actress in the right role.  The first sitcom she was in was just poor overall, but she's being held up beside Sam Waterston as being one of the best cast members on The Newsroom.

I've really enjoyed her on Newsroom. Which reminds me, I have last nights episode DVRed. Going to have to watch that tonight.

DON'T CALL ME GIRL, SIR!

She really is good on that show


I loved this scene.
 
2013-08-19 08:10:45 PM
Dead eyes.
 
2013-08-19 08:14:05 PM

TuteTibiImperes: zato_ichi: new_york_monty: TuteTibiImperes: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

She's actually a good actress in the right role.  The first sitcom she was in was just poor overall, but she's being held up beside Sam Waterston as being one of the best cast members on The Newsroom.

I've really enjoyed her on Newsroom. Which reminds me, I have last nights episode DVRed. Going to have to watch that tonight.

DON'T CALL ME GIRL, SIR!

She really is good on that show

I loved this scene.


Both Olivia Munn and Don's done a complete turnaround for me. Been loving them both this whole season.
 
2013-08-19 08:15:20 PM

foo monkey: Beerguy: [postgradproblems.com image 850x1199]

The freckles go all the way down.


As would I.
 
2013-08-19 08:16:10 PM

YodaBlues: TuteTibiImperes: zato_ichi: new_york_monty: TuteTibiImperes: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

She's actually a good actress in the right role.  The first sitcom she was in was just poor overall, but she's being held up beside Sam Waterston as being one of the best cast members on The Newsroom.

I've really enjoyed her on Newsroom. Which reminds me, I have last nights episode DVRed. Going to have to watch that tonight.

DON'T CALL ME GIRL, SIR!

She really is good on that show

I loved this scene.

Both Olivia Munn and Don's done a complete turnaround for me. Been loving them both this whole season.


I liked Munn last season too, but they've fleshed out Don's character well.  Last season he was just Maggie's jerkwad boyfriend, this season he actually has a personality.
 
2013-08-19 08:17:08 PM

TuteTibiImperes: zato_ichi: new_york_monty: TuteTibiImperes: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

She's actually a good actress in the right role.  The first sitcom she was in was just poor overall, but she's being held up beside Sam Waterston as being one of the best cast members on The Newsroom.

I've really enjoyed her on Newsroom. Which reminds me, I have last nights episode DVRed. Going to have to watch that tonight.

DON'T CALL ME GIRL, SIR!

She really is good on that show

I loved this scene.


I am impressed.  I didn't realize she had serious acting chops.  Very good.
 
2013-08-19 08:24:06 PM

TuteTibiImperes: YodaBlues: TuteTibiImperes: zato_ichi: new_york_monty: TuteTibiImperes: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

She's actually a good actress in the right role.  The first sitcom she was in was just poor overall, but she's being held up beside Sam Waterston as being one of the best cast members on The Newsroom.

I've really enjoyed her on Newsroom. Which reminds me, I have last nights episode DVRed. Going to have to watch that tonight.

DON'T CALL ME GIRL, SIR!

She really is good on that show

I loved this scene.

Both Olivia Munn and Don's done a complete turnaround for me. Been loving them both this whole season.

I liked Munn last season too, but they've fleshed out Don's character well.  Last season he was just Maggie's jerkwad boyfriend, this season he actually has a personality.


Yeah, I won't say I didn't like her last season character-wise, but I felt like there were some instances where her acting wasn't as good as others. But she's totally come around this year. And agreed on Don, they really made him a better character all-around.

/Glad they've kind of dropped the stupid forced love triangle angle.
 
2013-08-19 08:25:51 PM
Schwing
 
2013-08-19 08:26:16 PM
Too bad she sounded like a retard while she was on the swing.
 
2013-08-19 08:27:46 PM

Isitoveryet: Yeah Whatever: BalugaJoe: poor installation.

Rope wrapped around the corner of the beam.  Sharp edge cuts rope, Oliva goes boom.  Fire the rigger.

it actually looks like the chain snapped from her tremendous weight.


Which is why you have to design for dynamic rather than static load.
 
2013-08-19 08:34:39 PM

skinink: Sex Swing? And I suppose subby thinks a jungle gym is really a bondage cage.


could be

Yeah Whatever: BalugaJoe: poor installation.

Rope wrapped around the corner of the beam.  Sharp edge cuts rope, Oliva goes boom.  Fire the rigger.


I really have to get my eyes checked. I read that so wrong
 
2013-08-19 08:48:34 PM

skinink: Sex Swing? And I suppose subby thinks a jungle gym is really a bondage cage.


There's a difference?
That explains the restraining order then.
 
2013-08-19 08:50:58 PM
Man, that looks like it hurt
 
2013-08-19 08:53:08 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]


She is the only female celebrity that gets a universal free pass on this website, and all I can think of why is "half-Asian woman".
 
2013-08-19 08:53:11 PM
what pervert has been installing all those sex swings down at the elementary school?
 
2013-08-19 08:55:22 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]


You should have waited until someone said something negative about her.
 
2013-08-19 08:58:00 PM
"Olivia Munn dislocates shoulder on a sex swing"

Upon hearing the news, dozens of farkers dislocate their shoulders "out of sympathy"...
 
2013-08-19 08:58:43 PM

DuudeStanky: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

ATOS = "Attack The Of Show?"


French IT company?
 
2013-08-19 09:12:47 PM

Kaiser Blade: Man, that looks like it hurt


My right shoulder has been out about 15 times. It hurts like hell every time.
 
2013-08-19 09:14:46 PM

Fallout Boy: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

She is the only female celebrity that gets a universal free pass on this website, and all I can think of why is "half-Asian woman".


You do see her freckles go ALL THE WAY DOWN!

of course she get's a pass.
 
2013-08-19 09:17:08 PM

Fallout Boy: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

She is the only female celebrity that gets a universal free pass on this website, and all I can think of why is "half-Asian woman".


You say that like it's a bad thing.

Sooooooooo pretty. Mixed races are the hottest races.
 
2013-08-19 09:21:50 PM

Fallout Boy: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

She is the only female celebrity that gets a universal free pass on this website, and all I can think of why is "half-Asian woman".


Half anything bah.  She's still wearing clothes which makes her only half as hot as she could be.
 
2013-08-19 09:25:34 PM
Owch.
Rich people who don't know how stupid they are.
Hee haw.
 
2013-08-19 09:40:10 PM

YodaBlues: TuteTibiImperes: zato_ichi: new_york_monty: TuteTibiImperes: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

She's actually a good actress in the right role.  The first sitcom she was in was just poor overall, but she's being held up beside Sam Waterston as being one of the best cast members on The Newsroom.

I've really enjoyed her on Newsroom. Which reminds me, I have last nights episode DVRed. Going to have to watch that tonight.

DON'T CALL ME GIRL, SIR!

She really is good on that show

I loved this scene.

Both Olivia Munn and Don's done a complete turnaround for me. Been loving them both this whole season.


Nope. Don's still a douche but he is working himself nicely into Sloan's pants. Farking lucky bastard.
 
2013-08-19 09:43:15 PM

Klaumbaz: Fallout Boy: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

She is the only female celebrity that gets a universal free pass on this website, and all I can think of why is "half-Asian woman".

You do see her freckles go ALL THE WAY DOWN!

of course she get's a pass.


blog.schnugis.net
 
Displayed 50 of 101 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report