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(Reason Magazine)   In possibly the most important news of 1994, Glenn Danzig is no fan of liberals   (reason.com ) divider line
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2013-08-19 05:10:02 PM  
My ex gave him a lap dance at the club she worked at. . Apparently he's very short.

/nscsb
 
2013-08-19 05:15:44 PM  
I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying. He is so frightening. And he never wears a shirt.
 
2013-08-19 05:22:13 PM  
He kind of has a point. And a glass jaw.
 
2013-08-19 05:26:16 PM  
Thought he would have been a good wolverine:

i52.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-19 05:31:46 PM  
Quick search, in one interview he's biatching about Democrats for doing things that liberals shouldn't like, in another he's saying they're way too liberal, Both Sides are Bad, a conspiracy theory thrown in for good measure... if he's not a self-proclaimed libertarian he's got the makings of one. No wonder Reason likes him.
Oh and during the BP gulf oil spill, he was blaming Obama not stopping it, apparently small government and omnipotence are not mutually exclusive. Ah, memories.

Anyway, he got knocked out by a fat guy once, which was hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbTAyjA5EKI

None of this matters at all to me in regards to his music.
 
2013-08-19 05:32:36 PM  
i282.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-19 05:34:09 PM  
In other news I think I heard "Where Eagles Dare" on a farking TV commercial the other day.
Which was a little weird.

I think they skipped the "I ain't no goddamned son of a biatch" part though.
//you better think about it baby, babe
 
2013-08-19 05:34:19 PM  
cdn.stereogum.com
 
2013-08-19 05:36:54 PM  

netizencain: Thought he would have been a good wolverine:

[i52.tinypic.com image 479x673]



Ditto.

/Remember somebody tossing out that good idea back in '94.
 
2013-08-19 05:46:54 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: [cdn.stereogum.com image 608x817]


♪ ♫ Mother.....tell your children the kitty litter's on its way. ♪ ♫
 
2013-08-19 05:58:12 PM  
Oh great, now "Mother" is stuck in my head.
 
2013-08-19 06:00:12 PM  
Not only getting KTFO, but from such a ridiculous haymaker even 14th round Rocky Balboa could have slipped it?

Not metal, nor punk. Maybe he needs to hire Bieber's bodyguard to hold him back.
 
2013-08-19 06:07:18 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Not only getting KTFO, but from such a ridiculous haymaker even 14th round Rocky Balboa could have slipped it?

Not metal, nor punk. Maybe he needs to hire Bieber's bodyguard to hold him back.


Also, he started it, and the other guy laid him out in self defense.

"Ha ha!"
-Nelson Muntz
 
2013-08-19 06:13:28 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: In other news I think I heard "Where Eagles Dare" on a farking TV commercial the other day.
Which was a little weird.

I think they skipped the "I ain't no goddamned son of a biatch" part though.
//you better think about it baby, babe


Yeah, that song is on a Sailor Jerry rum commercial.
 
2013-08-19 06:21:43 PM  
Ah, yes.  The guy behind "6:66 Satan's Child", I'm sure Santorum and Huckabee will make sure he gets prime podium time at the next Republican Convention.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-19 06:39:29 PM  
I'll bet it was a Democrat that made him throw out his MOTHERFARKING BRICKS.
 
2013-08-19 06:42:05 PM  
Also, the whole Obama, "I can kill anybody with a drone with no trial," is kind of disturbing. I'm surprised that more people who are supposedly liberal aren't more disturbed by it. I think whatever Obama does is OK with them, because he's Obama. It's bullshiat.

So is this guy's house made of straw or just his arguments?
 
2013-08-19 06:43:48 PM  
Mother
Tell Obama not to hold my hand
Tell your kids bootstraps are how you stand
Oh mother
 
2013-08-19 06:44:17 PM  

BSABSVR: Mother
Tell Obama not to hold my hand
Tell your kids bootstraps are how you stand
Oh mother


You misspelled MOTHAAAAUUUUUGH
 
2013-08-19 06:45:28 PM  
It appears he has a problem with democrats and Obama, not liberals.
 
2013-08-19 06:46:28 PM  

Shostie: I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying. He is so frightening. And he never wears a shirt.


I'm gonna be eating my cereal from the bottom of your f*cking skull. Verstandlich?
 
2013-08-19 06:46:58 PM  

Pincy: Also, the whole Obama, "I can kill anybody with a drone with no trial," is kind of disturbing. I'm surprised that more people who are supposedly liberal aren't more disturbed by it. I think whatever Obama does is OK with them, because he's Obama. It's bullshiat.

So is this guy's house made of straw or just his arguments?


So you're as upset by RAND PAUL saying, just a few weeks after his filibuster, that he's cool with local police using a drone to take out someone sticking up a liquor store, aren't you, Glenn?
 
2013-08-19 06:47:29 PM  
Who?

/No, really.  Who?
//Before my time, maybe?
 
2013-08-19 06:48:42 PM  

Rev.K: [i282.photobucket.com image 176x141]


came for this and now chuckling
 
2013-08-19 06:49:39 PM  
Who is this guy? Is he a contestant on big brother?
 
2013-08-19 06:50:10 PM  
assets.vice.com
 
2013-08-19 06:53:29 PM  
Liberals are the least of his problems
 
2013-08-19 06:55:01 PM  
The pseudo-anarchist doesn't like democrats?  Wow, I'm shocked.
 
2013-08-19 06:55:29 PM  

fusillade762: Shostie: I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying. He is so frightening. And he never wears a shirt.

I'm gonna be eating my cereal from the bottom of your f*cking skull. Verstandlich?


That f*cking robot came with the f*cking house, and now he's f*cking gone.
 
2013-08-19 06:55:46 PM  
congratulations on getting your name in the news in this century Mr. Danzig.
 
2013-08-19 06:56:41 PM  

Isitoveryet: congratulations on getting your name in the news in this century Mr. Danzig.


It's kind of a massive stretch to call Reason "the news".
 
2013-08-19 06:57:03 PM  
So when is his big debut over at breitbart?

This makes me really farking sad. But hey the guy is white trash from New Jersey who goes by a name inspired by a Nazi death camp so I guess I shouldn't be all that surprised.
 
2013-08-19 06:57:44 PM  

ScaryBottles: So when is his big debut over at breitbart?

This makes me really farking sad. But hey the guy is white trash from New Jersey who goes by a name inspired by a Nazi death camp so I guess I shouldn't be all that surprised.


He's just a metalhead version of Ted Nugent, realizing he's getting old.
 
2013-08-19 06:59:34 PM  
Shut up and bray.
 
2013-08-19 07:01:00 PM  
A short, fat, white rich guy with an inferiority complex prefers conservatives?

Shocking...
 
2013-08-19 07:01:44 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: You misspelled MOTHAAAAUUUUUGH


Sorry, I have a cold
 
2013-08-19 07:03:26 PM  

Infernalist: ScaryBottles: So when is his big debut over at breitbart?

This makes me really farking sad. But hey the guy is white trash from New Jersey who goes by a name inspired by a Nazi death camp so I guess I shouldn't be all that surprised.

He's just a metalhead version of Ted Nugent, realizing he's getting old.


Agreed
 
2013-08-19 07:05:03 PM  
Um, the article says that he thinks Democrats aren't really liberals.
 
2013-08-19 07:05:04 PM  
The full, exquisite, scenario:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD7agP1yxw
 
2013-08-19 07:05:05 PM  

i.imgur.com

R.I.P. BLACK ARIA

 
2013-08-19 07:05:17 PM  

shanrick: Who is this guy? Is he a contestant on big brother?


C'mon.  Even I know this one.  He's that guy that yelled that one song about his mother back when MTV played videos.
 
2013-08-19 07:06:03 PM  

keylock71: A short, fat, white rich guy with an inferiority complex prefers conservatives?

Shocking...


Rich?

lh6.googleusercontent.com

Maybe for about 10 minutes 20 years ago.
 
2013-08-19 07:06:20 PM  
The My Little Pony Killer

Grima Farking Wormtongue.



Shostie: I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying. He is so frightening. And he never wears a shirt.
Make the walls bleed.
 
2013-08-19 07:07:23 PM  
Shocking, coming from a guy as extremely well read as Danzig.
 
2013-08-19 07:08:41 PM  
userserve-ak.last.fm

this thread needs more brain candy.
 
2013-08-19 07:10:04 PM  

FlashHarry: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 300x500]

this thread needs more brain candy.


Its all bullshiat.
 
2013-08-19 07:12:53 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: In other news I think I heard "Where Eagles Dare" on a farking TV commercial the other day.
Which was a little weird.

I think they skipped the "I ain't no goddamned son of a biatch" part though.
//you better think about it baby, babe


The rum commercial? They must have changed it because when I saw it a couple months ago that was the majority of the lyrics being played. But agreed, very weird
 
2013-08-19 07:13:13 PM  

Shostie: I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying. He is so frightening. And he never wears a shirt.


There was much deification.
 
2013-08-19 07:19:37 PM  

ScaryBottles: FlashHarry: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 300x500]

this thread needs more brain candy.

Its all bullshiat.


Are we ever going to get the big table in here?
 
2013-08-19 07:19:54 PM  
Well, Danzig's right about one thing:  liberals HATE Free Speech.
 
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