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2013-08-19 05:51:18 PM  
Like my Grandpa use to say, "If it floats, flys or farks, RENT, don't buy!".
 
2013-08-19 05:52:52 PM  
A giraffe?? What are you trying to say? That my neck it too long??
 
2013-08-19 05:54:41 PM  

fusillade762: A giraffe?? What are you trying to say? That my neck it too long??


No, she does an awesome deep throat.
 
2013-08-19 05:56:35 PM  
It would be a good one, maybe if i were getting gay married... Otherwise, nah man.
 
2013-08-19 06:03:01 PM  
That blue tongue has been wrapped around more than one dick.
 
2013-08-19 06:05:34 PM  

fusillade762: A giraffe?? What are you trying to say? That my neck it too long??


Allison Janny, is that you?
 
2013-08-19 06:05:36 PM  
Course, I could get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.
 
2013-08-19 06:07:29 PM  
This is the gayest thing since Elton John and RuPaul went antique-ing in Provincetown
 
2013-08-19 06:22:52 PM  
Two syllables of gay: guh-ay.
 
2013-08-19 06:30:17 PM  
He didn't draw it, so I am unimpressed.
 
2013-08-19 06:32:54 PM  
Why bother wearing a tie if you're going to ditch the jacket?
 
2013-08-19 06:39:44 PM  
5 years from now he'll be commissioning another book:

bibledepot.forjc.org
 
2013-08-19 06:44:29 PM  
Nothing good can come from an unnatural union between gorilla and giraffe. They can't procreate and long necks are prone to more health problems.
 
2013-08-19 06:49:04 PM  
... and apparently this a real thing:

s.ecrater.com,

which is awesome.
 
2013-08-19 07:18:00 PM  
I went with "proposal after the finish line of the Warrior Dash, covered in mud and wearing a Horned Hat" and it worked out pretty well.
 
2013-08-19 07:21:59 PM  
Stunt proposals suck.

Just be sincere and romantic. You don't have to make it a creative public stunt or spectacle.
 
2013-08-19 07:30:25 PM  

DeltaPunch: 5 years from now he'll be commissioning another book:

[bibledepot.forjc.org image 393x395]


"Divorce Comes to Our House"? Does Divorce wear a black, hooded cloak like Death?
 
2013-08-19 07:40:23 PM  
To you guys out there, 99.999% of women out there do not want some major overblown wedding proposal.

And for the .001% that do, you better follow that up with shiat the REST OF YOUR LIFE.
 
2013-08-19 07:54:20 PM  
...Sick of all these other soon-to-be fiancees...

OK, one more time.

fiancé: a male who is engaged.
fiancée: a female who is engaged.

They are not interchangeable terms. Why can so many English-speakers not understand this remarkably simple concept ?

/yes, I'm cranky
//...and married 30 years, though the two are probably unrelated
 
2013-08-19 08:35:37 PM  

capt.hollister: ...Sick of all these other soon-to-be fiancees...

OK, one more time.

fiancé: a male who is engaged.
fiancée: a female who is engaged.


Ugh, French.  I just say "pre-wife."
 
2013-08-19 08:46:00 PM  

TomServo0: capt.hollister: ...Sick of all these other soon-to-be fiancees...

OK, one more time.

fiancé: a male who is engaged.
fiancée: a female who is engaged.

Ugh, French.  I just say "pre-wife."


Betrothed ?
Nice word. Gender neutral. I wonder why it fell into disuse...
 
2013-08-19 08:46:34 PM  

fusillade762: "Divorce Comes to Our House"? Does Divorce wear a black, hooded cloak like Death?


Because I could not stop for Divorce
He kindly stopp'd for me
The carriage held just we ourselves
And half of Daddy's stuff
 
2013-08-19 09:53:16 PM  

Macular Degenerate: This is the gayest thing since Elton John and RuPaul went antique-ing in Provincetown


Ho man - I am stealing this.

You get credit the first three times, then it's mine.
 
2013-08-19 11:02:16 PM  
I surprised my gf with a trip to London and took a knee at the Victoria monument when we were finally alone.
 
2013-08-20 12:11:12 AM  

DilldoBaggins: I surprised my gf with a trip to London and took a knee at the Victoria monument when we were finally alone.


Awwww. I proposed to my fella while nekkid in a hot tub that had it's own programmable, multicolored light show, while a CD found in the rental provided the music. "Jazz Wolf" it was called...wolf howls over soft jazz muzak. It was magic.

/married 4 months, together for 11 years
//finally got that sweet, sweet insurance coverage ;)
 
2013-08-20 02:17:49 AM  
capt.hollister:
They are not interchangeable terms. Why can so many English-speakers not understand this remarkably simple concept ?

Because most of English is gender neutral.  We still have the -or/-ess suffix, but the other forms of gender specification are forgotten or never learned.  One tends to pick either the masculine or feminine form, and apply it to both genders.  And guess what?  It doesn't interfere with comprehending the speaker's intent.
 
2013-08-20 07:08:44 AM  

ggecko: To you guys out there, 99.999% of women out there do not want some major overblown wedding proposal.

And for the .001% that do, you better follow that up with shiat the REST OF YOUR LIFE.


All this drama and fanfare. Imagine how farking froufrou and expensive that wedding is going to be?

Then they'll have some kids and end up getting divorced.
 
2013-08-20 07:59:53 AM  
Could have been worse.  He might have went with the inter-species romance theme from Madagascar.

images.wikia.com
 
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