fusillade762: A giraffe?? What are you trying to say? That my neck it too long??
DeltaPunch: 5 years from now he'll be commissioning another book:[bibledepot.forjc.org image 393x395]
capt.hollister: ...Sick of all these other soon-to-be fiancees...OK, one more time.fiancé: a male who is engaged.fiancée: a female who is engaged.
TomServo0: capt.hollister: ...Sick of all these other soon-to-be fiancees...OK, one more time.fiancé: a male who is engaged.fiancée: a female who is engaged.Ugh, French. I just say "pre-wife."
fusillade762: "Divorce Comes to Our House"? Does Divorce wear a black, hooded cloak like Death?
Macular Degenerate: This is the gayest thing since Elton John and RuPaul went antique-ing in Provincetown
DilldoBaggins: I surprised my gf with a trip to London and took a knee at the Victoria monument when we were finally alone.
ggecko: To you guys out there, 99.999% of women out there do not want some major overblown wedding proposal.And for the .001% that do, you better follow that up with shiat the REST OF YOUR LIFE.
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